“Miley Cyrus insisted the ringed planet is Jupiter, not Saturn” links

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Miley Cyrus understands the solar system, insists that the ringed-planet tattoo on her arm is Jupiter, not Saturn. [Dlisted]
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  1. Katie says:

    Omg sorry but what an idiot. You learn that in elementary. I don’t care if she was home schooled and did not have a normal childhood. No excuse!

    • paranormalgirl says:

      Jupiter actually has rings, but they are faint and made mostly of dust and debris. The planet she has tattooed is the iconic version of Saturn.

      • Wren says:

        I’m pretty sure if you handed every 4th grader a pen and told them to draw Saturn, they’d come up with nearly the identical picture that’s on her arm. Forever. Good job.

      • J-Who says:

        Yep – Jupiter has been found to have rings. I just can’t believe the poor girl knew that, LOL!

      • Arpeggi says:

        Uranus has more “rings” than Jupiter though… I slightly side-eye the tattoo artist that would be told to draw Jupiter and would end up drawing Saturn, humph! Though it’d be awesome if someone would ask for Jupiter thinking of Saturn and be shocked to get a huge ball with a big red blotch. It’s the astronomy version of the “chicken soup” tattoo 🙂

      • paranormalgirl says:

        Still, I doubt Miley knows that Jupiter has rings, she’s just planetarily inept.

      • Dinah says:

        Neptune has necklaces!

    • Katie says:

      Did she go to high school with Jaden and Willow?

    • Birdy says:

      I know a few friends that where home schooled…they know that. she and idiot pot head

    • isabelle says:

      You learn that in grade school. That is 2nd grade stuff.

  2. tealily says:

    Jupiter is ringed too, but it has fainter rings made up of smaller material.

  3. lower-case deb says:

    although Jupiter also has a ring, faint as it may be, its Eye is more of its defining characteristic. so it is odd to give a ring around Jupiter while skipping over its Eye entirely; its like drawing Earth and all its quasi-satellites but completely skipping over the Moon.

  4. Izzy says:

    STFU, Rainbow Brite.

  5. Suzanne says:

    What??!!!? You’re telling me the tutor on the set of Hannah Montana didn’t provide our Miley with the basics of astronomy?? I am shocked! 🙄

  6. shumaila says:

    looking very nice.

  7. partasti says:

    “Racism against Asians is still racism, just FYI” – dont tell BLM that, they will boo you.

  8. Courtney says:

    OT, but did anyone see that life and style magazine is reporting that Jennifer garner is pregnant with the 4th affleck baby??

  9. artpunk44 says:

    Bizzarre butter costume – Check.
    Two-toned Crayola-melt wig – Check.
    Consistent Cultural Appropriation – Check.

    Basic knowledge of our planetary solar system? – RESOUNDINGLY Negative.

  10. Samtha says:

    Those are some of the ugliest tattoos I’ve ever seen. They look like a child did them.

  11. Dorothy#1 says:

    What is the white stuff on her face?? Thats what i really want to know. Lol

  12. Easypeasy123 says:

    In the photo Miley posted on Instagram last night it looks like she got some bolt ons

  13. I'm With The Band says:

    Oh, Miley *tsk tsk*. You’re talking out of Uranus.

  14. Do you people remember “bone song” from Hannah Montana it was totally wrong, with lyrics like “phalanges i have 10” well miley or whoever idiot wrote that, humans have 14 phalanges in each hand. Other lyrics were wrong as well. Disney had the bones to air it, with wrong facts which even eight grader knows better.
    I am not surprised on her astronomical knowledge . what an idiot!

  15. LAK says:

    Bless

  16. hogtowngooner says:

    She has the worst tattoos. It’s like she’s been doodling or stuck banana stickers on herself.