Kate Moss is back with her 28-year-old lover, not her 18-year-old lover


Well, here’s some good news… probably. Yesterday, we discussed whether or not Kate Moss was and is banging the 18-year-old son of her good friends. The 18-year-old is Jake Curtis, son of Richard Curtis and Emma Freud. Kate has been family-friends with the Curtis-Freuds for decades, since before little Jake was even born. Sources indicated to the Daily Mail that Kate might have seduced young Jake while his parents are away in New York. But Kate heard those stories and this is her answer: she got pap’d last night with her boyfriend, Count Nikolai von Bismarck.

Kate and Nikolai were photographed outside of the Chiltern Firehouse, which is one of the big celebrity hot-spots in London. Kate knew what she was doing when she provided this pap stroll. She was even holding hands with Nikolai! So can we stop calling Kate “gross”? I do think that Jake was photographed in Kate’s car because she probably (hopefully) sees him like a godson, and she’s trying to look after him a bit. Maybe. That being said, she does like younger men. Count Nicolai is only 28! Kate is 42. Which definitely isn’t as big a deal as Kate possibly getting with an 18 year old.



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  1. Name says:

    Kate, do you need glasses? You keep sleeping with ugly dudes.

  2. QQ says:

    Fam!… Those are some hard 28… homey looks like he was rode hard and put away coke bloated

  3. Down and Out says:

    Good for Kate! I’d take the 28yo over Johnny Depp.

  4. kai says:

    He kind of reminds me of Pete Doherty. HAs that same bloaty-boyish could-have-been-cute-in-a-different-sober-life thing about him.

    • BengalCat2000 says:

      I was thinking the same thing. I thought her husband was hot tho, bummed they didn’t make it.

    • CharlotteCharlotte says:

      Yes, he is giving me serious Pete vibes. I hope he’s a lot more together than Pete.

  5. Mira says:

    Hes 28? He looks more like 38. He also looks like Zac Goldsmith long lost brother.

  6. Green Is Good says:

    Count Nicolai Von Bismarck? Sounds like the name of a comic book super villain .

  7. Heather says:

    Actually, they make a nice looking couple. He looks old for his age. Both of them are unemployed millionaires, so I’m sure they have tons in common.

  8. Crackkin says:

    What did she do to her eyes? Is that surgery?
    All of her most recent photos are like this which i originally put down to bad angles but something is up with her face.

  9. lower-case deb says:

    he looks like a 28 year old olive that has been soaking too long in a vat of vodka martini.

    however, he seems to be a good bloke, and nothing at all like Depp. so you go, Kate!

  10. anon says:

    Fuuuuudge this makes me not want to date older persons. The younger partner always ends up looking older, like the older one sucks the youth out of ya *shudders*
    Why can’t it be the other way around ffs

    • Starkiller says:

      I’m not sure that’s the case here. I think this gentleman could be stood next to, say, Keirh Richards, and he would still have that “life sucked out” look.

  11. noway says:

    Kate actually looks pretty good here. She does appear to like the rough and tumble looking guy. To each his own.

  12. Ignatius J. Reilly says:

    Kate and Count Chocula von Bisquick look like they could be related.

  13. iseepinkelefants says:

    Why was it gross? When I hit 30 last month something in me snapped and I started talking to 18 year olds. I was like I’m not going to get married anytime soon, if I have to deal with douchebag, little lost boys at least let it be ones who can last for hours and be taught. I just gave up. If men can do it why can’t women? And they’re so much more attentive. I’m not trying to wife them. Like let me have fun. Can I just live?