Last week, Radar carried a curious story, just another theory about why there seemed to be some “bad blood” around the Calvin Harris-Taylor Swift breakup. At that point, we had every theory – that he cheated, that she cheated, that he wanted to get married and she didn’t, that she wanted to get married and she didn’t. Throw in some speculation about their lack of sexual chemistry and whether or not Calvin could “handle” Taylor’s level of stardom, and I think that just about covers it. But the tabloids keep running with the narrative that Taylor though Calvin did her wrong, somehow. Radar got more specific: they claim that Calvin Harris sent a dick pic to a female music executive, and said dick pic was making the rounds amongst editors at various tabloids. Radar claims they had seen the dick pic, and in this week’s Star Magazine, they claim that they’ve seen the dick pic too.
According to Radar, the photo was mostly “the business end,” let’s say, although “the bottom half of the man’s face can be seen in the photo, and the facial hair matches Harris’s usual scruff. In addition, a mole often seen by Harris’s lower right waistband in his shirtless shots is seen in this snap, as well as a hint of the large tattoo that appears on the inside of his right forearm.” As Star says, the “moles and tattoos appear to match up” to Calvin Harris. Even more damning is that sources (possible the music executive who received the photo?) claim that Calvin definitely sent the photo while he was still with Taylor Swift.
All that being said, Gossip Cop came down hard on Radar for this story.
Gossip Cop checked in with a source close to Harris, who exclusively assures us he never sent a “dick pic” to a female music executive, and the site’s claim is a “total lie.” Additionally, RadarOnline has zero proof this supposed image even exists, despite asserting that it has “viewed the photo.”
Sure. I do this all day, I parse wording, and I try to look for what isn’t being said or which details are being implied or emphasized. And I have to say, the way Radar and Star talk about this alleged dick pic, the more I think it actually exists and that he sent it to someone in the music industry. Of course I don’t know for sure. But I just think that Radar and Star wouldn’t insist that they had seen the photo if it was just a figment of someone’s imagination. Now, does it follow that this is the reason why Taylor and Calvin split? Not really. If it happened, Taylor probably didn’t even know about it. But luckily for her, she already had Tiddlesex waiting in the wings.
Incidentally, Calvin has been talking… sort of. Last night, he apparently commented on Instagram, replying to some of his fans, and then he deleted those comments. He said that he wasn’t going to come out and tell his side of the story because Taylor “controlled the media and this situation, I had no idea what was going on. So that kind of makes it a lot worse from my perspective.”
Photos courtesy of Instagram, Fame/Flynet.
He is scottish so he gets the benefit of doubt today (-usually i can’t with him).
Let’s Do this guy the same way we did with Stace Kibbler and such, Let’s Just Not, just full stop, all he is gonna do is be embarrassing and extra at this point, and for what? EDM Music? we don’t need this one
Do we need any of them?
Agree
it truly pains me to defend a mega tool like Calvin but I would believe the picture story more if it didn’t mysteriously materialize after he started leaking stories about Taylor cheating.
And the timeline on Taylor being loved up with a new guy certainly supports Calvin having been wronged.
But that said, ill-advised dick pics do happen. Too many guys seem to have an inability to grasp that sending one without being asked first is one of the un-sexiest things you can do.
I agree…and he could probably only take so much “standard missionary position” with Taylor that he was trying to find other ways keep himself feeling manly 🙂 LMAO.
I must be the only one on here who believes Taylor is still a virgin.
Omg… this is turning into a saga. What have we done to deserve this, Trump and Brexit? How do we set this right?
He is such a jackass. Why do guys send dick pics? Not to be to graphic but I get more why women send nude photos because females are just prettier. (And I’m straight). Dicks are….ridiculous. Especially out of context on some phone. If I got one I would either be afraid or laugh my ass off. Those would be my two reactions. Maybe I’m too old to understand. :(.
I am developing a raging irrational seething hatred for Calvin Harris. He is so unbelievably thirsty and frat boy mean, arrogant, gossipy and petty. Don’t ask me to back that up, that’s why it’s irrational. Grrrrrrrrr. Just seeing his face lately is starting to make me nuts.
Come sit by me Cindy, and we can roll our eyes at Calvin together. Childish, petty, self-absorbed and frat-boy are all things I think apply, and I literally know nothing about the guy except what I’ve seen in the last few weeks. I’d say Taylor is well rid of him.
My 69 year old mother just got a dick pic from and old bf on FB and almost had a coronary. Good thing she’s not on Snap Chat. Lol
I am going to need to know more about your mother TG because she is far more interesting than Taylor and her interchangeable Ken doll boys.
I’m with Zapp on this. Tell us more about your mother and her exciting FB life!! I can’t with Calvin Harris anymore.
Lol! I asked if she blocked him and she said, “No, it was quite a nice penis.” That’s when I knew the convo was over. 😂
I. Am. Dying.
Nooooooooooo!
OMG! I thought you were joking! Your mom sounds like a hoot! 🙂
TG! I’m going through this convo in my head and can’t stop laughing. Thank you.
😂
First laugh of the day. Thanks.
I have gotten some very hot dick pics. It’s all about how you feel about the person attached to it. And whether you asked for it, of course.
A lot of it is simply a form of sexual assault. Most men know that most women think dicks are ugly to look at and they send pics of them to horrify us and make us mad. It’s no different than them calling a woman fat – they do it to demean women.
Given his vanity and all his shirtless selifes, I buy it. IME, vain, egotastic men like him looooove sending out d-ck pics.
Right? Look at his Instagram photos. Based solely on the one above, I’d guess he’s a taker of dick pics. And there was all those rumors about him visiting a happy endings massage parlor while they were together. None of this is that far a leap.
Not just rumours: there are pap shots of him walking out of the place. If I recall correctly, he is smiling. 😂
Dirty dog.
He speaks out and TS retaliates.
He tried and failed to control the narrative, and then pouted when he realized that Taylor is way more powerful than him.
^^ This.
Nah, I think he took a leaf out of her book. He plays the victim card like she always does when she has a record out ( which he has right now). So hes probably laughing all the way to the bank.
His video has 36 mil views in five days. I suspect you are right.
To be honest, when a relationship goes bad doesn’t each party always feel that they were wronged?
IF you wanted proof of the Swift controlled media look no further. If he DID send this d**k pic then I expect it to surface in a few days or this is a retaliation by team swift
Doesn’t it reflect badly on Taylor rather than him if there is a dick pic? It’s kind of like saying ‘my girlfriend isn’t sexy enough for me, I need a side piece.’
No.
When will guys learn that sending these pics is not a turn on????? Guys tend to think we get turned by the same things they do
Can I believe all of the above narratives? He got some strange on the side, she was boring, he was unhappy that she was the bigger star, she wanted to get married and he didnt?
You nailed it! 🙂
There’s something on blind gossip about this.
he looks like the kind of guy who thinks he’s doing you a favour by sending a dick picture to you. he probably keeps an album of his best pictures.
calvin you hoe
Swifty is controlling the narrative again.
Calvin used to be cool back in the day. Then he got massive as a DJ, started obsessing about his appearance and just seemed to turn into an utter twat in the space of a year.
He’s so lame – coming up with an excuse to post a topless pic and let everyone know he hasn’t been dropped by Armani – but he can’t even do that normally, he has to make a stupid face because ‘he’s so not that guy’. Calvin you are that guy.
He’s just making himself look desperate and bitter.
OMG wasn’t there a Celebitchy commenter a while ago who claimed her friend hooked up with Calvin and has the dick pic to prove it??? (And I think it was in Las Vegas?)
It could just be an Internet person making stuff up, but I can’t help but wonder. Also, if that person was telling the truth, it might not necessarily be the same hookup/dick pic that the tabloids are talking about…