Dwayne Johnson was hanging out with his adorable daughter, Jasmine, over Labor Day and decided that eight months old was a good enough time for her to learn a few #RocksTruths, which is something I just made up. Possibly alluding to his beef with Vin Diesel, DJ laid out his philosophy on hard work, dignity and respect to Jasmine. Wanting to show that she, too, gave a sh-t about those things, that’s exactly what she did – she poo’d on Forbes highest-paid actor while using his head as a bongo.
Look at that child. I am not much of a baby person but sweet jay-sus that little girl is gorgeous! Having raised two of these urchins myself, their faces say everything – she is wondering what the hell that sound was and he knows exactly what it was.
Also on DJ’s Instagram, in which one can get lost fairly quickly, he recently posted a Jumanji update, which , as you know, DJ and some other credible people are re-making. I don’t generally have a problem with remakes, sequels or retellings but even I raised an eyebrow at why we would need a new version of Jumanji. I might have my answer:
Okay, Dr. Arms – you have my attention. He’s working that shirt hard enough to make me consider seeing this thing. That and #justiceforterriblecgianimals.
Before we are gifted with Jumanji, though, DJ’s next film is Moana, in which he voices the demi-god Maui. The part required him to sing. So to whom did Lin-Manuel Miranda, who wrote the music, turn to for Maui’s inspiration? DJ’s own alter-ego, The Rock. Part of his schtick as his villainous WWE character was to bring out a guitar before his round and sing insults either to the city or his opponent. According to Miranda, he watched a supercut of The Rock’s ballads for both vocal range and charisma. Great, now I’m expecting a Rock Bottom and People’s Elbow to a shark or something.
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This is the cutest little booboo!
OMG what a sweet face
And those big beautiful eyes!
It’s better than pooping on the white sofa.
What a gorgeous child. And he seems like a great father, too. He does it for me on absolutely every level. 🙂 Love him!!
Look at the eyes on that little girl! What a cutie patootie! His body type isn’t my thing but I like him. He seems down to earth and doesn’t take himself too seriously (inspite of the little hissy fight he just had with Vin Diesel.)
What a beautiful child oh my god!!
Sweet baby angel face!
I am looking forward to Moana.
Good lord, that child is beautiful. And lol at ” bongo on daddy’s big head.”
She’s got gorgeous eyes. Wow.
Also, poop happens. That’s why they wear diapers.
As my mom used to say “great googly moogly”! (still trying to figure out what language that is) She is gorgeous! Those eyes!
So been watching a tv show called ballers on hbo. They have an episode where he’s having sex. They show the back of his butt and his thighs, omg, he is huge! Unfortunately they didn’t show his package.
Man, those are some photo calendar level baby looks. My friend’s youngest son is kind of like that – just a beautiful baby. They actually joked about not taking photos of him for the sake of their older daughter’s ego because she was a squishy head baby lol.
DJ has been at pains to make it perfectly clear they are not re-making Jumangi. They are making a sequel. And he has said they will absolutely be paying homage to Robin’s character, and incorporating the first film into this belated sequel.