Justin Timberlake’s wife wore Elie Saab to the Golden Globes: pretty or meh?

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Justin Timberlake was the host of our Open Post, and I feel like we were doing the lord’s work when we talked about how Justin should never win anything for his stupid “Can’t Stop the Feeling” song. And look what happened – JT lost! YAY. He should have lost to Lin-Manuel Miranda, but nothing is perfect. And since JT was a Golden Globe nominee, he couldn’t let Jessica Biel have any of the attention. Not that he would have let her get any attention anyway. Biel’s dress is Elie Saab, if you do want to pry your eyes away from Timberlake. While I dislike the dress – she seemed uncomfortable and it really wasn’t cute – I’m giving her props on the styling. NO BANGS!

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Here’s Matty D and his wife Luciana. She wore Versace. He wore unconvincing facial hair. He was there as producer of Manchester by the Sea, and he was hoping to rub some of his “I’m a decent guy” vibe on Casey Affleck. Did it work? Or no?

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Sam Taylor-Johnson and Aaron Taylor Johnson. I still can’t believe he won over Mahershala Ali. But I did like Aaron’s speech (is it just me or does his accent skip between American and British?).

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A few days ago, appropro of nothing, some lunatic Mel Gibson fan started trolling me on Twitter because I dared to criticism Mad Mel and his pregnant fiancee, Rosalind Ross months ago. I have no idea why that happened. In any case, here’s Rosalind and Mad Mel. I hope that baby likes to be yelled at.

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Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.

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  1. Dyan says:

    He is such an attention loving twat.

  2. Tifzlan says:

    Luciana is gorgeous. Love that length of hair on her.

  3. Locke Lamora says:

    Matt Damon’s wife looks good! She usually looks like a beauty queen, but this is great.

    Justin was so annoying in his interview with Ryan Seacrest, even Jessica seemed over it.

    • susiecue says:

      Yes and she’s so naturally gorgeous! Glad she toned her makeup down. One of her best looks.

  4. Michelle says:

    Well, Natalie Portman doesn’t have the Worst maternity dress of the night? At least her doesn’t look cheap and ill-fitting.

  5. Sam says:

    “Justin Timberlake’s wife.” OMG I bust out screaming when I read that headline.

    • Erinn says:

      Me too.
      I’ve honestly never liked her. Not that I like him either, but I’ve never found myself thinking “This movie/show would be better if Jessica Biel was in it”. I find her bland looking, and just overall uninteresting.

      • QQ says:

        Same for me Erinn, Even Still this is a pretty good dress (true story I started watching with my mom and she said : Who’s the Girl with that timberlake guy? Is she from something??! LMMFAO

    • als says:

      If you asked Jessica Biel to introduce herself, she would probably put it the same way.

    • Kori says:

      Beats Al Roker introducing her as Jessica Alba. They had to redo the take but she was a good sport, laughing about it.

    • kimbers says:

      Hahahaha that headline was awesome! she’s missing a crayon from her box isnt she? I really thought she would do something more than be a mom and “wife”. It must suck being JT’s wife bc he comes across as such a douche. . .like he’s doing her some big favor…if she wanted a career she should go back to tv-no dramas- and forget movies. For a while she could have been an action star and would have done better in jolie toles like salt and that one with morgan freeman bc was too old for those…too bad there wasnt more female.action roles then he would have veen known has jess biel’s hubby. Besides the dumbest song in all future youtube countdowns whatnhas he done lately? Ya he looks okder than my grandpa with those hams under his eyes, but really has this hasbeen done to get any musical respect these days? Boy cannot act!

  6. Moonstone says:

    Jessica Biel looked beautiful! Her body is insane. I think she deserves a gold medal for putting up with Justin’s antics, I know I couldn’t.

    • Capepopsie says:

      I actually agree with you there, She dies
      deserve a medal for putting up with JT.
      She also deserves one for wearing such
      an utterly awful looking dress!

      • Pandy says:

        Agree on both medals. How can a dress slit to the navel leave you looking like you have chicken breasts instead of human breasts? UGH …

  7. Marianne says:

    I actually quite like Jessica Biel’s dress. Its interesting. And I fits her great.

    • tealily says:

      I like it too. It’s fun and funky, although she does looks kind of uncomfortable.

    • ichsi says:

      With a little less deep neckline and without the slit this would have been pretty great if you ask me. And yes, she has one of the most enviable bodies ever.

      I didn’t even know that ATJ was nominated. Well, he’s hot and she looks good in that dress.

  8. Lucy2 says:

    I like Elie Saab’s sparkly dresses. This one, no. Plus JT is the worst.
    Luciana’s dress is pretty, but I really kind of soured on Matt Damon, which is sort of a bummer.
    Go away Mel.

  9. als says:

    In all fairness to JT, I don’t think he forced Jessica Biel to marry him. And that says as much about her as it says about him.

    Matt Damon has a gorgeous wife and that is about it. Who knows who rubbed what on who in that group of Afflecks and one Damon? One cannot help but notice that the Affleck brothers have serious problems with respect for women and Damon is fighting like hell to sell them both.

  10. Nicole says:

    Ugh that Lin didn’t win is so annoying. Still in a rage that Aaron won as well. I hope this does not happen at the Oscars

  11. Anitas says:

    JT is so creepy and he makes me so uncomfortable just looking at him. Like you just know he’s a shitty little person, malice glows out of his eyes.

    I always thought Jessica Biel was gorgeous, but I don’t understand what is this dress trying to be. It’s all over the place.

    Matt Damon put on weight since I last saw him, and his head looks absolutely massive. Luciana looks great though.

    Mel reminds me of a troll doll.

    • Shambles says:

      He is creepy looking, I agree. He does have manic eyes. Like he’s either on coke or he wants to kill you. Or both.

      • Ankhel says:

        Yup. Coke AND murder. Then bury you, and plant a rose bed with a statue of himself on top. All in fifteen minutes, while singing “Can’t stop the feeling”.

    • Abbess Tansy says:

      I think Jessica’s dress without so much of the stuff on the skirt would have fine.
      I’ve felt for some time now that JT looks like Robin Thicke, not in a good way.

  12. Jc says:

    Did anyone see on the pre-show where Mel Gibson grabbed his pregnant fiance button? Just ugh.

  13. Tallia says:

    How about making the headline “Jessica Biel wore Elie Saab to the Golden Globes: Pretty or Meh?”

    Oh, and I like her in the dress.

  14. sage says:

    Al Roker introduced Biel as Jessica Alba so…

    Matt Damon is looking a little bloated.

    Mel Gibson is all kinds of gross and vile.

  15. Bex says:

    Jessica’s face is so lovely once you get that stupid fringe out of her eyes.

    Timberlake seemed totally wasted in his interview, I actually thought Jessica looked a bit uncomfortable with it.

  16. Lucy says:

    Aaron’s win was unexpected, for sure. He’s talented and worthy of it, but I didn’t expect him to get it this time.

  17. detritus says:

    Aaron Taylor Johnson is turning into a very handsome man.

  18. Kim says:

    I’m sorry but Justin Timberlake’s Wife? Are you joking? Why wouldn’t you use her name in the header?

    • Pansy says:

      It’s satire–this site constantly calls JT out on being an attention hog when his beautiful wife is known for being an actress in her own right. Like, the engagement announcement, wedding press, birth announcement, etc., is all about him.

  19. JA says:

    Perfection title! Eh styling…Jessica “Im too beautiful for my own good” Biel has a great body, no doubt but either her dresses or lack of charisma always has me passing on her outfits. Eh..

  20. Jess says:

    “Justin Timberlake’s wife”, umm ok? Lol

    • Kate says:

      That’s all she really is at this point. Without Timberlake she’s just that actress who was on the utter garbage that was Seventh Heaven over 15 years ago. She’s his plus one, she’d never be invited now if she wasn’t his wife.

  21. siri says:

    I like the idea of the dress, but that bare breast thing doesn’t look classy. She’s a good looking woman, but this kills it for me.

  22. I Choose Me says:

    Am I the only one who likes Jessica and thinks she can do better than JT? Anywho, she’s giving good face. I love that shade of lipstick on her. And while I don’t love the dress, I think it’s interesting and suits her well.

    • supposedtobeworking says:

      I don’t have an opinion on her, but she never thought she was better. She was actively in pursuit of being his wife for years.

    • Kate says:

      She always came off as entitled and dull in interviews, and she’s a spectacularly dreadful actress. Woman makes Jessica Alba look like a talent.

      She went after JT for years and hung around until he eventually decided to stick with her. It’s done wonders for her ‘career’. So, no, I don’t think she deserves better. She’s just as thirsty as he is, and she’s the one who benefits from his extra-ness. If he was the quiet and retiring type she’d be back to getting zero attention instead of basking in the second hand attention.

  23. Annetommy says:

    I thought Jessica’s dress was horrible. Far too much skin. I actually prefer the Vergara “big boobs on show” look to this “woman with small chest wears dungaree straps and no top” look. The Damon’s make a cute couple.

  24. Elgin Marbles says:

    Is it my imagination or does Mad Mel’s girlfriend look emotionally drained? That can’t just be the pregnancy can it?

  25. bbbb says:

    God, you have no tolerance of any white person winning any award over some black person, right? Aaron, Michelle… your racial bias is so severe that you do not realize how racist it makes you look. So much hatred toward white people!

    Jesus… redirect your anger toward your own reflection in the mirror. Racist pos…

  26. Kim says:

    agreed.