“Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t have a disorganized pantry, you peasant” links

Gwyneth Paltrow’s pantry is as clean as her steamed vajayjay. [LaineyGossip]
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  1. Hope says:

    Even if I had a party I’m sure it would look exactly like my cupboards – stuff shoved in because I didn’t want to deal with it after grocery shopping and hauling it inside.

    • jwoolman says:

      I haven’t gotten around to assembling some rolling shelves so my “pantry” is just a pile on top of a cart and a chair with boxes inderneath. Any organization occurs when I routinely topple over a pile and I have to pick up stuff from the floor. I would love to be as organized as she is, my method is really tiresome. And makes it hard to actually locate food.

      Alas, I already put together a couple of shelving units and to be honest, I ended up just tossing things where they fit anyway. So overflow falls down to the floor periodically with them also, just not as badly as with the big pile. I am hoping to mend my ways before I get senile and no longer care. Well, care less.

    • LoveIsBlynd says:

      My washer in dryer are in my “pantry”. Also we don’t know how “organized” she’d be if there weren’t paid help around the clock.

  2. KiddVicious says:

    I’m surprised at how small that pantry is (for Gwyneth). Or maybe that’s the “company” one and the real one is crammed full with all that doesn’t fit in that one. It’s also where she keeps her Oreos, Poptarts, etc.

  3. frisbee says:

    Never accidentally made rice pudding with pearl barley then? Doesn’t know what she’s missing, it was quite nice but far too peasanty for her … As far as her pantry is concerned, I wonder how long it took the housekeeper to put that together for her?

  4. alecsma says:

    Sorry, I call photoshop on that Kate B photo (check out her thigh). If I’m right, the question is why????? She’s beautiful!

  5. anon says:

    I love that the “desserts” basket is empty. Why is it even there?

  6. larry says:

    no junk food ?? BOO

  7. Rose says:

    What’s wrong with Jessica’s bangs? They look cute to me?
    Also why do you link to that creepy ass website? The comments accompanying the photos make me cringe…

  8. Angel says:

    As much as I want to put my stuff in clear jars , all pretty, most bags that whatever come in are larger than the jar. So you have to have a different pantry for all the half full bags. Or, conversly, why do you need a med to large jar of something you use very little of in order to have them match?
    I check out a lot of of oganizing pics and they all seem to have too many of one item that you would never need to have (like 12 juice boxes in the fridge?) or the jars chosen are too small for what it contains so , realistically, one would have to replenish the jar after each use.
    #goalI want it pretty but it is so much more useful in it’s original packaging!

    • Wiffie says:

      we had an issue with pantry moths a couple years back that scarred me for life. to rid us of them, it involved moving everything to airtight canning jars, everything from pasta to beas, to small amounts of random Flours bought in bulk, etc. For larger quantities like 20 lb bags of flour and sugar and dog food (ants like the dog food) I asked my local grocery store bakery if they had any big (around 5 gallons) food grade plastic buckets available (their frosting comes in them, and they recycle SO many a week). some give for free, my store offered them to me for a buck each. happily accepted!

      I keep almost nothing in original packaging now.

  9. PennyLane says:

    Olives in a jar? Really?

    Oh, Gwyneth. I am disappointed.

  10. greenmonster says:

    Mary Tyler Moore has passed away? Oh, this is so sad. I used to watch the MTM Show before going to school when I was a kid.

  11. Moonstone says:

    I’m not a fan of Jessica Biel but I really dislike when someone criticizes people’s hairstyle choices. If Jessica feels happy with her bangs, let her be, she doesn’t have to change them just because others don’t like them.

  12. Alix says:

    Compared to the anal-retentive Goopy, Martha Stewart is practically a slob.

  13. Bashful says:

    I like Goops pantry and Biel’s bangs.

  14. shelly says:

    You do realise that is not actually a pantry don’t you. Its an art installation.

    Mine is too, its a Jackson Pollock.

  15. Tessa says:

    No way would she allow all those crisps…

  16. Coconut says:

    Goll’s pantry was organized and outfitted by The Home Edit, a Nashville firm (maybe a referral from Reese?), which I follow on IG. I’m actually surprised that Goop has so many peasanty canned and other packaged items given the kitchen be of cook she purports to be. .