The Trump White House is basically a beauty pageant for Deplorables

When I refer to Donald Trump as “Baby Fists,” I’m not doing it solely to mock his physical appearance and his miniscule baby fingers. I have many reasons for doing it actually – one, I physically can’t write his name over and over without wanting to vomit. Two, digs at his physical appearance annoy him, and I like to do my part at getting under his dangerously thin (and dangerously orange) skin. Three, I wouldn’t call him Baby Fists if he hadn’t made such a BFD about how his tiny hands were actually bigly (when they absolutely are not). But some people think we shouldn’t make digs about Baby Fists’ physical appearance. One of those people is Lena Dunham, who said yesterday:

“All he does is talk about women like they’re objects. It doesn’t reclaim our power to talk about him like he’s an object. It doesn’t reclaim our power insult his physicality. We have enough cogent, thoughtful, philosophical [arguments] to fill a bible, so why not use those instead of like, ‘That orange piece of s—t.’”

[From EW]

Bless her, but I’m still not there yet. I may never be at that point, where I can take the high road and debate Trump’s un-bigly ideas rationally like an adult. I’m a big believer in treating people how they treat others, and letting their actions and words determine mine. Trump is a petty, juvenile, name-calling bully. So I’ll talk about his Baby Fists, his KFC ass, his f–ked up weave, his toxic skin tone and his beady little pervert eyes.

That’s all a preface to this story, compiled by Axios. They’ve been doing a series of “Trump 101” pieces about what Emperor Baby Fists is like in the White House. Guess what? He runs the White House like a Trump beauty pageant. He’s obsessed with people’s appearances almost exclusively. He’s obsessed with how things are going to look on camera. He wants everything to look like it’s in a movie. You can read the full piece here. Some highlights:

President Trump doesn’t view life through the lens that most people do. In ways small and sweeping, he sees himself as The Producer, conducting The Trump show, on and off stage. This is the man who noted the movie-like awesomeness of Marine One taking off on Inauguration Day, moved a lamp that might mess up photos of himself with British Prime Minister Theresa May, and scolded his press secretary for not wearing a stark suit that pops on TV. This is the man who was captivated by watching coverage of himself while flying between campaign stops. Aides quit trying to show him tapes of previous debates while getting ready for the next one, because he would only focus on himself — and always applauded what he saw.

Chuck Todd, moderator of “Meet The Press,” noted that Trump used to replay his appearances on the Sunday shows — without sound — like a quarterback reviewing game film. “He’s a very visual guy,” Todd said on a Politico podcast. “He thinks this way. And look, it’s an important insight in just understanding him.”

This is also the man who, when picking his Cabinet, was obsessed with whether a candidate “looked the part.” Mitt Romney looked like a secretary of State, so his stock rose. He went with the more commanding Rex Tillerson. Gary Cohn, Trump’s swaggering economic adviser, was an instant hit because he carried himself like someone to reckon with, aides told us.

Trump remarked to aides how short retired Gen. David Petraeus was, but was smitten with the John Wayne strut of “The Generals” he wound up picking — especially retired Gen.James Mattis (stage name: “Mad Dog”). A witness recalled Trump being introduced at a campaign to a veteran of the International Space Station, who resembled a young John Glenn. Trump exclaimed: “You LOOK like an astronaut!”

Trump judges men’s appearances as much as women’s. A source who’s worked with Trump explains: “If you’re going to be a public person for him, whether it’s a lawyer or representing him in meetings, then you need to have a certain look. That look —at least for any male — you have to be sharply dressed. Preferably, I would say, solid colors. … You should have a good physical demeanor, good stature, hair well groomed.”

Trump likes the women who work for him “to dress like women,” says a source who worked on Trump’s campaign. “Even if you’re in jeans, you need to look neat and orderly.” We hear that women who worked in Trump’s campaign field offices — folks who spend more time knocking on doors than attending glitzy events — felt pressure to wear dresses to impress Trump.

[From Axios]

There’s a lot more about how Baby Fists ordered Sean Spicer to never brief the press without looking pulled-together, and how the only real exception to Trump’s obsession with visuals is Steve Bannon, who always looks like what he is: a slovenly, unkempt Nazi. So what does Trump’s obsession with visuals say about him? Hell, what does it say about America that this T-Rex motherf–ker is in the White House?

Photos courtesy of Getty, Twitter.

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  1. Kitten says:

    Then what the f*ck explains Steve Bannon? What, he’s the only dude that gets a free pass to look like a complete and utter slob?

    And sorry Lena, but I don’t care enough about these monsters’ fee-fees to be kind and gentile at the moment.

    “This is also the man who, when picking his Cabinet, was obsessed with whether a candidate ‘looked the part.’ Mitt Romney looked like a secretary of State, so his stock rose. He went with the more commanding Rex Tillerson. Gary Cohn, Trump’s swaggering economic adviser, was an instant hit because he carried himself like someone to reckon with, aides told us.”

    ETA: Sorry just saw the part of the article where they said that Bannon is indeed an “exception”. Trump probably looked at him like “Wow, you LOOK like a racist!” so it was all kosher. *eye roll*

    • Shambles says:

      Right? Steve Bannon is just so, unbelievably ugly. He has liver spots on his liver spots.

    • Sixer says:

      Can I just speak up for slobs all over the world? What with being a slob an’ all. I’m wearing sweat pants with a big hole in today. And Mr Sixer’s socks. They’re thermal. It’s cold.

      #dresslikeawoman hashtag is making me happy but nobody on it is as slobbish as me. That said, I don’t have the alcoholic visage of Steve Bannon, so at least I’m one up there.

      (Trying to be cheerful. Is it working?)

      • susanne says:

        I am in the house and it’s in the teens outside, so I have layers on, and it’s not glamorous. My body is clean, and my clothes are cleanish.
        I say it’s a win.

      • Sixer says:

        My body is clean and my clothes are cleanish and I call that a win – this could be my life motto!

      • Megan says:

        I feel at my age I have enough gravitas to prioritize comfort over fashion. I also think I can repeat an outfit up to three times in a single work week, clothes don’t necessarily need to be washed after a single wear, and if you can’t find matching socks in the clean laundry heap, is anyone really going to notice so long as you are wearing matching shoes?

        So I guess I’m not Baby Fists type. Oh well.

      • Lightpurple says:

        Bannon’s body is unclean. His clothes are filthy. He smells.

        We’re having a Super Bowl party at work today so I’m wearing jeans and a team shirt. My “dress like a lady” bit would have to be the 2 bracelets I’m wearing (1 with Pat Patriot charm, the other with Flying Elvis charm). Otherwise, I’m dressed identically to at least 3 guys in the office

      • Lightpurple says:

        Bannon’s body is unclean. His clothes are filthy. He smells.

        We’re having a Super Bowl party at work today so I’m wearing jeans and a team shirt. My “dress like a lady” bit would have to be the 2 bracelets I’m wearing (1 with Pat Patriot charm, the other with Flying Elvis charm). Otherwise, I’m dressed identically to at least 3 guys in the office

      • Sixer says:

        OMG. You have not got a Flying Elvis charm. YOU HAVE NOT. How did I just come to know this?

      • Lightpurple says:

        @Sixer, but I do. Earrings too. The Patriots logo is the face of Elvis with a winged hat – flying Elvis.

    • Esmom says:

      I know, sigh. I remember reading during the campaign that Bannon’s slobbish look is his “trademark,” as a middle finger to the “establishment.” To me that sounds like an excuse for being a lazy, hungover slob but whatever. But I have noticed that at some point recently someone gave him a comb and a razor and a few items of clean clothing, so someone was clearly on him to pull himself together a little bit.

      • Tiffany :) says:

        Esmom, that pisses me off. Imagine if a black, Latino or anyone whose not a white man tried to show their “rebellion against the establishment” by being a slob. Trump would skewer them. But Bannon’s an old white guy so it’s edgy.

    • Tiffany :) says:

      “Trump probably looked at him like “Wow, you LOOK like a racist!” so it was all kosher.”

      Ha! So sad, but probably true.

      Did you hear the State Department prepped a Holocust remembrance speech for him that included mentioning Jewish people, and the Trump administration nixed it and went a different direction? They’re seizing every opportunity to be horrible.

    • Lightpurple says:

      Tillerson’s stock rose because he was Putin’s pick.

    • Capella says:

      The Scots win with their descriptions of trump (whose mother was a Scottish immigrant). My favorite sign during the #ScotsAgainstTrump march in response to the ban against Muslims was “Yer MAW was an immigrant yafucken BAW BAG”

      I was unable to look at computer, email, or social media yesterday and it was the first day since the inauguration (temporarily alleviated during the women’s march) where my day wasn’t completely ruined by loathing disgust and frustration at the frightening joke occupying the oval office.

    • Jonesy says:

      President Pussygrabber knows that President Bannon is physically repulsive but Bannon has a racist, sexist & xenophobic ideology that he can actually put in motion is what makes the orange-one over look the physicality of Bannon. Also, I think that Trump is in love with the full and REAL head of hair that Bannon has.

    • GMonkey says:

      I think because Bannon plays the part of the intellectual evil professor. He’s allowed to be disheveled because he’s the background brains guy not the showman in the front. He reminds me of a comic book villain mastermind.

    • Carmen says:

      Bannon looks like a skid row bum falling off a bar stool. And you can probably smell him ten miles downwind.

      Kellyanne looks like the Crypt Keeper’s twin sister.

  2. Beckysuz says:

    Dear god. He looks worse than ever. He’s getting fatter and more orange every day. It’s a bit fresh of him to judge anyone on their appearance. So much Orange, so much delusion

    • sarri says:

      I thought the same. I don’t want to see him after four years in office. Gross.

    • NastyWoman says:

      Someone on another site actually said that people were “judging” Trump on the color of his skin and that if that were done to liberals, people would be in an uproar. *raises hand* Trump is orange on purpose. He can wake up tomorrow and decide not use that awful tanner and go back to being white. People of color can’t wash off their melanin. Yuge difference. False equivalency.

      • Kitten says:

        “Someone on another site actually said that people were “judging” Trump on the color of his skin and that if that were done to liberals, people would be in an uproar”

        They had to be kidding right? DEAR GOD PLEASE TELL ME THAT THEY WERE KIDDING!!!

      • Sixer says:

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.,

        *goes off weeping at the hopelessness of it all*

      • greenmonster says:

        Nope, they’re not kidding. I read something similar on facebook, after a woman was calling him orange. A lot of people attacked her and one was talking about …wait for it…reverse racism. Because orange is a race I guess.

      • Tate says:

        “Because Orange is a race I guess.”

        😮 My lord people are stupid. But I guess that goes without saying these days, considering who in the White House right now.

      • Sixer says:

        #orangelivesmatter

      • Digital Unicorn (aka Betti) says:

        Is his colour due to tanning or health issues? He looks jaundiced if anything. Not that am making excuses.

      • Ennie says:

        unicorn, just look at that picture and see the color of his hands vs the color of his face. Fake, fake!

      • Otaku Fairy says:

        “Someone on another site actually said that people were “judging” Trump on the color of his skin and that if that were done to liberals, people would be in an uproar.” These Trump supporters are just so fucking STUPID and desperate to see themselves/white men as society’s ‘true victims’ that sometimes coming across their opinions is like “What the hell did I actually just hear/read?”

    • NotSoSocialButterfly says:

      Whenever I see him doing his closed mouth frowny-pout, I can only see this:
      http://images.8tracks.com/cover/i/000/967/996/39142.original-6193.jpg?rect=0,2,500,500&q=98&fm=jpg&fit=max

      With squinty eyes, peaked and wild brows, thin lipped frown, fleshy head and tiny hands

    • Nancy says:

      HD tv is not his friend. His bushy white eyebrows are dyed, as well as that stuff on his head. His foundation is Pumpkin Patch #4. He looks older than 70 years. Could be the brother of Kellyanne they resemble each other so much. And…the beautiful Ivanka, please, her face looks like a turtle or reptile of some sort. These are not pretty people says Captain Obvious.

      • GMonkey says:

        His appearance is a big clue to me that he and Melania’s marriage is a sham. Even though her style is not my cup of tea, she does have a sense of elegance and taste (in clothes) and he doesn’t defer to her at all when it comes to his look.

        My husband is retired military and his casual look is basically a sci-fi t-shirt that is typically wrinkled and covered in dog hair, along with a pair of SWAT team style cargo pants and combat boots. BUT–when he’s buying clothes for work, or dressing for something important, he totally defers to me for style help. He doesn’t pick clothes out for me, but he’ll tell me when he likes or dislikes things I wear. Thankfully, he doesn’t wait until we are out to tell me he doesn’t like it.

        So, either Melania doesn’t feel comfortable enough to tell him, doesn’t care enough to tell him, or he ignores her advice or doesn’t care enough to ask it.

    • Disco Dancer says:

      It’s like hitler being obsessed with tall, blond, blue eyed men when he himself looked like dried dog turd on a short stick. Trump is the same. He wants to be tall, well built with nice natural hair. Wonder in that bigly diaper ass of his, does Bannon shove a dildo up there using Trump’s hair gel as lube and singing “I like big butts and I canna lie”.

  3. Lahdidahbaby says:

    That last pic, omg. Talk about a global point of view.

    • Ashamed 2 b a Fl girl says:

      hysterical at the “hand to butt ratio” reference. I guess he thought something ought to be HUGE. I’ll never stop using “baby fists” because I know it drives him crazy that his (ahem) member is lacking.

    • Otaku Fairy says:

      I hope they keep re-using that picture of him.

  4. Shambles says:

    Lol @ Lena Dunham, who just wanted an excuse to use the word “cogent.” She can take her saintly, high-road bullsh!t elsewhere. Not today.

    And of course that’s how Trump runs the WH. That’s why he treated the SCOTUS nomination like a literal episode of American Idol, and picked the guy who looks like he could play a judge on Law and Order: SVU. He sees life through a camera lense, a completely distorted perspective.

    • Kitten says:

      Right? Ain’t got time for Dunham’s pious bullshit right now.

      • QQ says:

        I thought we already established that Lena Dunham Can go F*ck herself and 89% of her Opinions every day that ends in Y.. In Perpetuity.. She don’t speak for me, i’m going to laugh and make fun of this craven disgusting molesty orange twitter f*ckboy as long as it pleases my fancy, and trust me her, it pleases my fancy A LOT

    • GMonkey says:

      Seriously, I kind of think that she is part of what helps to perpetuate the idea that all American women are privileged, have tons of rights, and should stop our damn complaining.

  5. Insomniac says:

    I can’t tell you how surprising all of this isn’t.

  6. Trillion says:

    It must bother him intensely that Kellyanne is not a 10.

  7. Esmom says:

    After he commented about Apprentice ratings at the national prayer breakfast, nothing surprises me anymore. He’s such garbage.

    And if he’s so concerned with physical appearances, why is his own so disheveled and unattractive? The delusion is just so strong with him. I’m at a loss. About everything.

    *buries head in pillow and cries. again. *

  8. Karen says:

    Kellyanne looks like she’s days away from a straightjacket….wonder how baby fists let’s that slide.

    • Esmom says:

      Exactly. He couldn’t have picked anyone less camera ready.

    • Ramona says:

      He wont for long, shes in trouble. Its just a matter of time before he orders her to pay Melanias doctor a visit and get “refreshed”.

    • Christin says:

      She recently claimed (Wallace interview) that she’s not slept in a month. While that has to be an alternative fact, her appearance supports this.

    • Sandy Eggo says:

      A friend of mine refers to Kellyanne as Sewer Rat Barbie. I dunno if my friend made that up, but it makes me feel good every time I think of it.

  9. MunichGirl says:

    That last pic was photoshopped. #alternativefacts

  10. Daisy says:

    What do you guys think of James Mattis? He somehow seems too reasonable for Trump.

  11. HK9 says:

    That’s what I’m going to call Bannon from now on-the unkempt Nazi…..

  12. minx says:

    So ironic that he thinks men should have “good physical demeanor, good stature, well groomed hair” when he has none of those. He looks like a stooped penguin, and we can all see his disheveled, janky hair.

  13. Odell says:

    Somebody should show Trump the last photo, he won’t like it.

  14. Jenns says:

    I go full petty when it comes to Orange Scar and his cackling hyenas. They deserve every nasty thing that people say about them They are ugly people, bothi inside and out.

    And President Steve Bannon looks like a frumpy, wrinkled mess who probably comes into the office still reeking from the bender he was on the night before.

  15. CharlieWaffles says:

    Look at his arrogant punchable face, ugh.

  16. littlemissnaughty says:

    Hair well groomed??? GTFO.

    I’m still wrestling with my urge to dump on Conway’s looks because as far as I know, it’s not her thing to openly judge people’s appearance (I could be wrong, I refuse to read up on her). But the orange one? Yeah, Lena, he’s fair game. One of the ugliest people inside and out and all he has done his entire life is demean and judge women (and apparently men?) based on 1) their looks and 2) their ability to kiss his very big, very ugly a**. It’s not that I think it will get things done, my god I’m not that stupid. But it helps with the blood pressure. We need an outlet.

  17. kri says:

    Bannon looks like a Louisiana lawyer in a John Grisham movie.

  18. Whyme says:

    So while everyone was getting ready for bed or asleep Trump and the GOP did the following:

    1. He took steps rolling back financial regulations. Cause 2008 was so amazing let’s do that again!
    http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/03/politics/trump-financial-executive-actions/

    2. House rolls back Obama gun background check rule. Because it’s a mentally ill person should be able to have a gun right?
    http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/02/politics/house-vote-guns-mental-illnesses/index.html

    3. Congress votes to undo the Stream Protection Rule because curbing waste from coal mines from entering waterways makes Republicans upset! Because coal mining is the future and Obama killed it!
    http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/02/politics/republicans-vote-stream-protection-rule/index.html

    4. Remember, how Trump was going on and on about support of Israeli settlements? Yeah, while Israel was sleeping he changed his mind.
    http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/02/politics/wh-new-or-expanded-settlements-may-not-be-helpful-in-achieving-peace/index.html

    I know where the biggest terrorists wanting to harm our country currently reside. In a big White House on Pennsylvania Ave.

    I woke up to all these breaking news alerts.

    • Esmom says:

      I know, it’s like a full time job to try to keep up with it all. I usually read about a book a week but I can’t concentrate on the one I’m reading now, it’s taking forever because I feel like I have to keep reading the news.

      And in the meantime people are obliviously posting about how their kid made a mess in the kitchen or their diet is going awesomely…I can’t tell if they are in denial or just don’t care or what.

      • Lumo says:

        My sister-in-law posted a picture of my nephew because with everything going on, he is just so cute, he will make everyone feel better.

        Nope.

    • Rapunzel says:

      #3 should please his base. They hated Obama for this.

    • Original T.C. says:

      Deregulation, hostility towards global leaders and increasing the destruction of our environment, the Bernie Bros must be so proud of themselves right for not having voted for the pro-Wallstreet war-monger Hillary Clinton!!!!! Those Bernie voters did the right thing in letting Trump win, we should thank them for standing on principle:).

    • Kitten says:

      Can I share on social media?
      This is the stuff we need to be focusing on instead of that bloated orange wig and his inane demands of his cabinet members.

    • AnotherDirtyMartini says:

      WhyMe? I think I have to borrow your post of you don’t mind. It’s fabulous. I’ll give you full credit of course!

  19. adastraperaspera says:

    The trump/bannon show is a dictatorship. To preserve a free society we have to attack them any and every way we can. Right now. Bullying and satire are two different things. Satire is a potent weapon against this regime. For reference, see Chaplin’s “The Great Dictator.”

    • steerpike says:

      They are organizing a National General Strike on Feb 17 to protest Trump’s refusal to honor the constitution. It is in the early stages of organization, but this website just appeared.

      http://f17strike.com/

      • Giddy says:

        And a March for Science is being organized for Earth Day, April 22.

        “We feel that the time has passed for scientists to, in good conscience, stay out of this fight,” said Caroline Weinberg, a public health researcher and science writer who is co-organizing the march. “There is no need to be partisan — politicians on both sides of the aisle are guilty of positions that fly in the face of scientific evidence — but it is not possible to ignore policy when it affects not just your jobs but the future of your field.”

        Trump will probably mock them on Twitter for their silly beliefs like global warming and evolution.

  20. thaisajs says:

    I was doing okay until you posted that last photo of his rear end. I just haven’t had enough coffee yet to cope with that image.

  21. justcrimmles says:

    That final image… Hammander in chief. Because he’s clearly smuggling two of Smithfields’ finest in those pants.

  22. tw says:

    That hand-to-butt ratio comment is GOLD. That photo needs to circulate!

  23. Fran says:

    Which is ironic for the man whose ties are about 3 inches too long on him and wears super baggy suits. Did you guys see the GQ video from a few weeks ago that gave him a makeover? It really shows you how poorly dressed and done up he is.

  24. Christin says:

    Is he passing along the fashion tip to tape one’s tie together with some opaque scotch tape?

    Tie bars are made in Chynnna, but Scotch magic tape is USA made!!!!

  25. Rapunzel says:

    More worrisome then all of this? DT is still threatening Iran on twitter. And isn’t it convenient this news about his beauty standards has come out to distract us from that?

    Now Kellyanne is making up massacres. Wonder what that’s supposed to distract from?

    • Mikasa says:

      You will know when bombs drop on America.

    • Lightpurple says:

      From him signing an Executive Order allowing brokers/bankers to lie to consumers about retirement plans and another repealing all the protections put in place after the 2008 collapse. Buyer beware!

  26. I'mScaredAsHell says:

    I suspect Bannon (with his Russian mafia ties) has so much dirt on that rancid, putrid Orange Blob that he says how high, when Bannon says jump. That’s why we have President Bannon calling the shots.

  27. robyn says:

    I guess Trump, an obvious control freak, by the way, thinks if you look the part, you ARE the part. According to that theory then, looking like a corrupt lying Baby Fisted comrade Trump means he is exactly that. Sad and frightening.

    PS that picture of him getting on the plane makes me sick. Being saluted when he himself would never risk HIS life for America. This is who Comey apparently wanted. Sickening. Resist!!!!!

  28. Megan says:

    I guess we could call him Fascist Pigf$cker.

  29. Lady_Cali says:

    i saw this thing on facebook yesterday where it said that an anagram of his name is lord dampnut. made me laugh so hard because i want someone to call him this!!! i really hope he doesnt last much longer

  30. Lisa says:

    LMFAO Kaiser, please, please never stop!!!! And thank you!!!

  31. detritus says:

    I’m of two minds on this, I don’t really think making fun of his appearance is kosher. If he actually is just a giant baby agreeing with whatever will get him the presidency, making fun of him won’t really prove our point. And it encourages the deplorables in the next round.

    But, as Kaiser said, turn about is fair play. He only judges other on their appearances it seems, so tit for tat? I really want to say mean things about him because he is gross and physically unappealing and he’s really mean.

    I’m still a bit uncomfortable with it. The orange and bad haircut comments are always fair game though, that’s a choice. The physical stuff, with his weight etc? I’m much less comfortable with. Sigh. If he had bad plastic surgery, my judgemental weak spot, I would be all over it.

    • jwoolman says:

      Yes, I try to avoid the physical mocking but it’s hard.

      Lessee … I’ve called him President Stupid, Pussy Grabber-in-Chief, Groper-in-Chief, Narcissist-in-Chief, President Tweeter. Those are suitably respectful and accurately descriptive. I’m currently leaning toward the Orange Maroon, which is borderline, but I’m so fond of calling him a maroon. Have watched too many Looney Tunes, I guess:

      “What a maroon.”
      -Bugs Bunny

  32. Flaming Oh says:

    Lightpurple that’s brilliant – Trumps giant tyrantosaurus ass is on twitter now too

  33. Kath says:

    “Beady little pervert eyes”. I heartily endorse this comment, although it is Trump’s perfectly round anus-like suckhole of a mouth that really turns my stomach.

    Seriously, though, on ‘visuals’ alone – who the f*ck would vote for this clown?

  34. Citresse says:

    I just caught news footage of Trump screaming about job numbers. He is looking more reddish orange than he did at the Inauguration. Is he grabbing moments to sit under a sunlamp? Also- his hair was looking better ie- more ash blonde but now it too is looking more tangish than usual. What is the name of his stylist?

  35. Ryllis says:

    If President Breaking Wind is so enamoured by visual footage of himself, he really should have waited for his wife before greeting the Obamas. How you present yourself is also important, never mind how orange or shrimp-eyed you are. I guess you can teach an old dog new tricks, but you can’t teach a narcissistic lecher anything new.

  36. lightpurple says:

    Perhaps we were all distracted by the sight of the giant ass’s giant ass but may I just point out the equally giant bald spots across the back of that head?

  37. Achoo! says:

    This an interesting take on why Trump became President when he was so obviously unsuitable: A president predicted in 1985 by studying the direction that modern society was heading in.

    https://www.theguardian.com/media/2017/feb/02/amusing-ourselves-to-death-neil-postman-trump-orwell-huxley

  38. AnotherDirtyMartini says:

    True Confessions time: that picture of Trump’s face, er, I mean, ass? I thought it would be MUCH more bigly than that. Maybe my ass perspective is out of whack. Maybe he’s working what muscles he has since he’s climbing stairs. I don’t like putting this much thought into his ass. Never did, in fact, until I saw this picture.

    Now the hair. The hair is awesomeness. My god, he should just shave that mess.

    Regarding looks & his obsession, I guess he’s deluded himself with his own reflection. I hate picking on women especially when there are so many fugly men in D.C., but Kelly Anne is less a woman & more of a banshee. How did she pass the looks test? Frightful.