Chrissy Teigen’s liver must be working overtime, if the past few weeks are any indication. The 31-year-old model has already partied quite heartily in 2017, sharing drunk tweets from the Super Bowl on social media and chronicling her equally drunken adventures from Sunday’s Grammy Awards. The saga actually began on Saturday, with Chrissy posting a picture of her discolored hand, to ask for advice about getting green Fun Dip dye off of her skin. Side note: your kids eat that stuff. I’m hardly the queen of nutrition, but that can’t be good for you, right? Second side note, how the HELL does this woman eat Fun Dip? They give you a candy dipping stick for a reason, although Chrissy told Ryan Seacrest she used it as an “appetizer.”
At the Awards, Chrissy’s social media posting went into overdrive. Chrissy was definitely in full fangirl mode, gushing about chatting with Jennifer Lopez, dancing to Bruno Mars and worshiping at the altar of Beyonce. And, being the proud wife she is, she posted a picture of hubby John Legend on stage during the “Carpool Karaoke” sketch.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 13, 2017
After the Grammys, Chrissy, John and his brother, Ron Stephens, kept the party going with a rousing game of Toilet Trouble. (It is safe to Google this, it’s a kids game with the tagline “Which flush will cause the gush?”) It’s the grosser cousin to the Pie Face game. Chrissy documented the grody game night on Snapchat – from the technical difficulties she experienced trying to put the toy commode together to John making the flush that caused the gush. I am a grown adult, but I want to party with these guys.
By the end of the night, Chrissy was definitely feeling the effects of the adult beverages she consumed. Not only did she inhale some ramen, a/k/a everyone’s favorite drunk cuisine, but she was so hammered that John had to help her take off her necklace. Haven’t we all been there before? Hell, I can’t get some of my necklaces off when I’m sober. Of course, Chrissy once again documented the entire thing on Snapchat. After she was freed from her chain prison, she asked John, “Are you mad at me?” John’s response, “Why would I be mad at you? You’re perfect.” Chrissy immediately shot back with “I dunno, ’cause I got drunk.” Exchanges like this never happen when I’ve had a shot of Fireball too many. Just saying.
John helping a drunk @chrissyteigen take off her jewellery is my new favourite thing. Goals pic.twitter.com/PLnPxtu1Hb
— Nicole McCabe (@elocinbitch) February 13, 2017
I know I’ve said before that John and Chrissy are the epitome of the cute couple, and more than one person has agreed with me, but apparently going so far as to liken their acts of kindness towards each other as #RelationshipGoals is a bit too much for Chrissy. After her fans and followers apparently blew up the aforementioned hashtag in response to the “great necklace removing caper,” Chrissy tweeted back, “How is John taking off my jewelry ‘relationship goals’ like your f—kin’ boyfriend won’t take your necklace off jfc leave him.”
How is John taking off my jewelry "relationship goals" like your fuckin boyfriend won't take your necklace off jfc leave him
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 14, 2017
Wow, that’s a little harsh, isn’t it? True, perhaps, but harsh nonetheless. But hey, if you’re looking to celebrities for relationship advice, you probably deserve some tough love, like what Chrissy’s dishing. I would take relationship tips from Chrissy with a grain of salt, but when it comes to food, I’m all ears as to anything she has to say, especially when she posts deliciousness like this breakfast burrito from LA’s Cofax Coffee that she and John recently enjoyed. O.M.G. Keep the food posts coming, Chrissy. #NomNomNomGoals
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 14, 2017
Equally as awesome is a video of Chrissy’s beautiful daughter Luna (who just got hooked up with a pair of teeny Yeezys from Kim and Kayne West) blowing her first kiss, just in time for Valentine’s Day. Even those who don’t have that special someone to spend the holiday with can get lost in this adorableness. Single or taken, hope you all had a happy overpriced greeting card day!
after 3 months of trying to get her to blow kisses, she finally does it for the valentine's snap 💕💕💕💕 ahhhh pic.twitter.com/hR21tOOPfQ
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 13, 2017
Bonus Valentine’s Day stuff from John and Chrissy, if you’re into love and romance. Check out their special V-Day video for John’s song, “Ordinary People.” Damn, they do make a cute couple.
Photo credit: Getty Images, WENN.com
I thought it was funny and adorable. When John was helping her take her jewelry off, he was so sweet about it. You can tell he really does love her so much. I love them as a couple.
A little bit of Chrissy goes a long way. She documents her every move, gets some bad feedback, deletes her accounts and comes back, very Kardashianish.
Right? SO THIRSTY …. another irritant.
Yes, she strikes me as very thirsty. It is not for nothing that she is good friends with Kim K. They are very much alike – the famewhore is strong in them.
Eh, I know people find her annoying, but I like her. And she and John quite obviously adore each other, which is a nice change from all the made up shit in hollywood (swift and hiddlseton, looking at you)
Same. I understand why people think she’s annoying, but I think she’s funny. And they are super cute together. They seem pretty chill and fun to hang out with.
Second Corey article about Teignen’s drunk social media shenanigans! Special assignment? Celeb drunk crush? Or is Teigen getting drunk too often?
Would have been cute and funny if she could let a single event pass without some attention-grabbing selfies. Famous for nothing–too much!
Granted, I’m a Tiegen apologist – but she’s got a fairly successful tv show on Comedy central at the moment, no? It’s on prime time even in the UK these days…
I mean she got all of that because of who she’s married to. But at least she admits it.
And what does she do on that show?
Nah, she is married to who she is married to, because she was a moderately successful model…that’s how she met him.
This is my beef with social media in general. How about enjoying a private moment once in a while instead of sharing everything with the world? Your husband brings you flowers and instead of going in for a kiss to thank him, you whip out your phone, take a photo and share with the world? Maybe I’m old, but all this sharing is wearing me down.
My husband actually brought me flowers yesterday (never happens) and I didn’t take a picture of them! Not one! He did get a kiss though 😉
ETA: I’m old too though, so maybe that’s why.
Ha, Sharing is Wearing, the new Sharing is Caring. I love it and totally agree!
I don’t get it either. Everyone wants their 15 minutes I guess? It’s almost like people don’t think they are valid if they aren’t posting some nonsense. LOOK AT ME LOOK AT MEEEEEEE
I think they’re adorable! I’m extra when I’m in love too, so I get the goofiness and people that don’t are too cynical for me.
this is something that will get old very fast.
Chrissy ate fun dip like my son ate chocolate milk powder apparently. with his fingers… and sometimes with a spoon straight from the tin. the concept of drinking the milk is lost on him.
I’m a cynical mom of 2 and find her adorable. She is clever and witty and goes after Emperor Baby Fists too, so I’ll put up with a bit of extra, yeah?
Is her baby wearing makeup or does snap chat just do that?
It’s a snapchat filter!
I hate it because I do not look good in bright lipstick that I actually put on. Computer generated lipstick is even worse.
it’s all very try hard to me. I firmly believe it’s all a strategy to make herself more famous just like the kardashians. I unfollowed her because it was obvious she wanted lots upon lots of attention.
I find both him and her so incredibly annoying it’s unreal. Both separate and together. And she seems like she was pretending to be drunk.
They are both so annoying. Her with the famewhoring and him with his bland cheesy songs. Kim Kardashian is less annoying.
I’m with you.
and there is the whore word again.
?????
are we all really so immune, so internalized, that the word “whore” gets thrown all over the place so casually?
since my 13 year old niece was recently called an “attention whore” by the adult male father of her little boyfriend (who actually TOLD her his father said this), because she likes being on the phone with him constantly (standard for teens), it is making me seriously and deeply re-examine the casual use of words, period.
anyway, twice (maybe more) in this thread alone.
🙁 bummer.
Agree.
So thirsty. Pathetic.
This woman is a fame whore and searching for attention because she married a famous artist. I smell a disastrous marriage very soon down the road.
Her response to the fan’s tweet about John removing the necklace was a little off-putting. There was no reason for her to respond that way when the fan was just tweeting in admiration. Hell, she’s the one that showed the necklace removal to everyone in the first place.
I sense HUGE insecurity issues. She may come off sweet when the camera’s on, but beyond that, I wonder.
big deal she got drunk on Grammy day many stars do that on the day of awards shows or during the ceremony or after parties. she’s an attention whore which is why many people find her annoying
wtf do WOMEN use the term “attention whore”????? seriously???? there are many ways to opine that someone likes attention without throwing words like that around.
please, ladies, consider dropping that expression.
lol
Ugh, the #relationshipgoals is so annoying!!! I feel old because I do not get the whole OMG look what me and my partner are doing, going or getting; and then all the people gushing over it and saying #relationshipgoals. This crap just plays into the Disney fairytale way of thinking.
Lawd! She’s annoying. She does anything for attention. I’m truly shocked there wasn’t another “totally, wholly, 100% accidental wardrobe malfunction.”
I like her because she goes after Trump, etc., but she overshares.
Does anyone really want to hang out with the person that’s constantly gotta document everything you do on social media? It’s no fun to be with the person that’s stopping in the middle of everything you do to Snap or take a selfie. No thanks.
She reminds me of a teacher I had at college. Loud, immature, rather annoying, with so many reasons to hate about, yet I liked and still like her a lot, although somehow I remain neutral about Chrissy.
She’s been popping up on my twitter timeline because of people retweeting her, and I had no opinion on her before, but now? Someone PLEASE ship this woman an infinite number of cases of water bottles. THIR. STY. So thirsty. LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!
The Fun Dip one really put it over the top for me. Oh no, I ate Fun Dip with my fingers and now they’re green and I have to go to the Grammys, whatever shall I do?
Try hard. Also, I don’t believe–like she seems to want us to believe–that she’s shoving nothing but burritos and tacos and fried foods and candy in her mouth all the time, unless she’s throwing it all up.
So tired of her.
Yet she wasn’t too drunk to post the video without any issues. I call b.s. on her being THAT drunk. She loves attention.
I think she’s adorable and funny, but I think she is heading towards backlash similar to Jennifer Lawrence. a little of her goes a long way………