Heather Graham trying to levitate to ‘fly & save people from being murdered’

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Heather Graham, 39, has a new interview in The Daily Mail. We haven’t heard much from Heather lately, but she’s starring in the new comedy The Hangover, which was a close second in its opening box office this weekend to the animated film Up. I’m surprised to hear she’s 39 because she looks about 10 years younger and is still drop dead gorgeous. She might not be the brightest bulb, though, if we take her latest statements at face value. Heather says she’s into tantric sex and she explains it well as a kind of connection with your partner rather than something as salacious as Sting made it sound. She’s also into transcendental meditation and is trying to learn how to levitate so she can “can fly across oceans and cities, saving people from being murdered.” Maybe she’s trying to put her bid in to play Wonder Woman, but she doesn’t fly on her own and has an invisible jet:

When I was a child my parents threatened to send me to a convent.
I’ve often wondered how that would have worked out. I’d have made a terrible nun. I’m a good Catholic girl in the way that Madonna is. In the sense that I’m not that good at all. If the church is having a hard time recruiting nuns, I’d make an ideal poster girl. ‘Become a nun or else end up like her!’

You haven’t lived until you’ve tried tantric sexual healing.
I first got into it when I was filming The Guru in 2002 and I haven’t looked back. What most people know about tantric sex is that Sting does it and it lasts eight hours. But he’s not having sex continually. You can take a bath, massage your partner, listen to music. The idea is that you let the whole thing build very slowly until finally you merge with your partner. It works for me.

My next ambition is to teach myself to levitate.
So far I’ve only succeeded in my dreams. I practice transcendental meditation and there is a phase where you’re meant to lift off the ground. It hasn’t happened yet. I’ll manage it one day. In fact, I’m aiming beyond levitation. I want to be able to fly like a superhero. I won’t be happy until I can fly across oceans and cities, saving people from being murdered.

[From The Daily Mail]

Transcendental Meditation does teach followers that it’s possible to fly when you’re enlightened enough. Critics say there is no flying in advanced stages and the demonstrations they’ve seen of yogis flying are more akin to “hopping.” Here’s a good segment from a National Geographic on the supposed phenomena of “Yogic Flying.” The practice is beneficial to the mind and body but there’s no evidence that anyone has actually defied gravity.

Transcendental Meditation, while seemingly innocent and helpful in theory, has been denounced as a cult by many former members and cult awareness groups. It costs money to learn and advanced courses can run up to a million dollars. The founder, Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, is now a billionaire. A former legal advisor to the TM organization says that they use fraudulent and systematic accounting to avoid any tax liability.

Does Graham really think it’s possible to levitate to the point where humans can fly? Some people believe in astral projection and all that, but it sounds like she completely buys into Transcendental Meditation and believes that with enough practice humans can defy physics and fly around saving the world. Fellow practitioner David Lynch also thinks that levitation is possible and is trying to push to teach TM in schools.

People can believe in whatever they want. If they’re famous they should probably try and censor their statements to the point where they don’t sound completely wacky. Tom Cruise learned this the hard way.

Heather Graham is shown at the premiere of The Hangover on 6/2/09. Credit: WENN.com

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  1. SolitaryAngel says:

    Oh.My.God. Is she SERIOUS? I read an article yesterday that she has admitted to being a witch too.
    CB, she does look really great–I was shocked to hear her age also.

  2. vicsmith says:

    Great video. I wonder why they can’t find anyone past the hopping stage. She does look great.

  3. czarina says:

    At least she sounds like she has a sense of humor, which saves her from coming across like a complete bimbo.
    I don’t suppose there is anything wrong with long, drawn-out sex (although there’s nothing wrong with quick and in a hurry sex either!LOL!!)
    As for TM…having an ultimate goal in meditation that you reach for but don’t actually expect to happen, isn’t that strange (akin to achieving enlightenment, or mystical union with God). If it’s viewed that way, it makes more sense.
    On the other hand, if the practitioners really expect to fly (and what? save people like Superfriends?) that strikes me as edging towards Scientology-type scariness.

  4. raven says:

    In the first place, the founder of TM is dead, so he’s no longer a billionaire. In the second place, the courses are no more expensive than a lot of things. I was initiated into TM almost 40 years ago and the price was $50. Obviously, the price has gone up. I practiced for several years and the techniques really do improve health, including functioning such as blood pressure, mental processes, etc. A lot of scientific research has been done on this for over 30 years. Meditation is also very calming to the nervous system. The child’s method when I was learning was a type of moving meditation. It could be very beneficial to overactive kids and just to improve concentration and focus generally. That would be the point of having it taught in schools.

    The way I read the interview is that she admits to using the technique and is honest about what she can do at present. She’s also idealistic and I can’t see anything wrong with that if she is also benefiting presently from the technique.

  5. KateNonymous says:

    Oh, good for her. That’s a wonderful goal. I hope she achieves it.

    Or maybe she can just get Tony Stark to build her an IronGirl suit.

  6. geronimo says:

    ??? She’s just playing around. This is a completely light-hearted, funny interview where she comes across as really nice and great fun. No flaky, no crazy, just plain old funny.

    Another case of lost in translation…?

  7. czarina says:

    @geronimo–I think you’re right. I didn’t read her own words in the interview carefully enough (skimming) and upon re-reading it definately sounds like she was making a joke about (literally) flying around and saving people.
    This will teach me to respect primary sources!!

  8. the original kate says:

    she’s just wacky enough to make me love her…but she is a bad actress.

  9. ! says:

    Fact: Heather Graham is bat shit insane and that is why she has never made it to the solid A-list. And its also why you never see her play anything other than dingbat, and any attempt to be serious always fails.

  10. Amy says:

    Flaky? Perhaps. Airheaded? Definitely.

    But I will take a million Heather Grahams over one Megan Fox. Graham is cute and harmless, whereas Fox needs to hurry up and find her rightful place on late night Cinemax.

  11. Annie says:

    Hehe. Cute interview.

    And yes! Heather Graham over Megan Fox any day.

  12. Joolzz says:

    I will take meditation over aliens any day!!! 😉

  13. TinaWithPom says:

    I cannot believe that Heather is 39 years old. Wow! She looks unbelievable!

  14. orion70 says:

    guys, settle down, 39 is not 80.

  15. Shay says:

    I’ve always thought she had crazy eyes. I believe she said that and is serious about it.

  16. Granger says:

    Yeah, nobody does crazy, vacant, deer-in-the-headlights eyes like Heather Graham.

    And seriously! She’s only 39! Most of my late-30s friends look as good — especially when they’ve spent a couple of hours getting ready to go out.

  17. jenn says:

    the school i taught at wanted to teach TM to the students. I was skeptical, cause that’s just the type of person i am. I was also less then impressed with the whole thing when they wanted the teachers to do it as well, but we had to pay for ourselves. The kids seemed to enjoy it, but who wouldn’t enjoy taking 30-45 mins a day to “mediate”.

  18. dirtyoldman says:

    She was great in Boogie Nights and she’s 39 going on 20. What’s not to like?

  19. Lisa says:

    She’s clearly onto something. She’s found the elixir of eternal youth at any rate. How do I sign up for this transcendental thing?

  20. BlueSkies says:

    Her youthful looks are probably related to Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

  21. lilly says:

    she’s had some work done on her face, lots of botox and an eye lift from what I can see. sigh, I remember she used to have eyelids…

  22. Magsy says:

    She’s so damn cute and crazy. What a package!