Kim Kardashian’s New Year resolution: be on her phone less, be more in the moment

Happy Holidays

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North West’s side-eye says it all, right? Kim Kardashian posted this Instagram over the New Year’s holiday weekend. It would have been a sweet family photo if Kim’s Photoshop elves hadn’t taken it upon themselves to work their magic on Kim. She looks like Donatella Versace had a Kardashian baby with vintage Jessica Simpson or something. Kanye looks nice though. And North and Saint are adorable. They’re sort of the Greek choir to Kim’s nonsense at this point – their wordless expressions tell the deeper story. Anyway, we might see fewer photos of Kim and the kids in 2018, because Kim’s New Year’s resolution is… to put down her phone. Hm.

Kim Kardashian has revealed what her 2018 new year’s resolution is – and it’s not good news for her millions of online followers. The reality star, 37, has vowed to improve her life by “being on her phone less” – despite having built her brand through selfies, apps and emojis.

The ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ star pledges to be “more in the moment”, having enjoyed more quality time with her family this year in the aftermath of her Paris robbery.

She announced on her website: “My New Year’s resolution is to be on my phone less and be more in the moment.”

Previously Kim blamed her social media activity for making her vulnerable to the Paris robbers who targeted her in October 2016 – which explains why she didn’t reappear on apps for three months. Reflecting on the attack, she said: “What I think happened now, after like thinking about it so much, is that there was probably a group of guys that were following us the entire trip. I was Snapchatting that I was home and that everyone was going out. So I think they knew [bodyguard Pascal Duvier] was out with Kourtney and that I was there by myself. They had to have known we were leaving that I was there by myself. They had to have known we were leaving that day. They had this window of opportunity and just went for it,” she added.

At the time, Kim took a break from the spotlight and loved her “slower life” without constant online updates.

[From Page Six]

Honestly, I don’t even remember if Kim had any major social media moments in 2017. In previous years, Kim’s Instagrams and tweets regularly went viral and became major talking points and gossip stories week after week, month after month. Post-robbery, she really did take a step back. So… it doesn’t surprise me that she still wants to take a step back and not live on her phone, or on social media.

Also: OMFG this holiday photo. This is the creepiest, most disturbing thing I’ve maybe ever seen. It looks like a promotional photo from a holiday horror movie.

Kim Kardashian helps son Saint ice skate as she hits the rink with daughter North

Photos courtesy of Backgrid.

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  1. There goes lunch with Drew Barrymore.

  2. me says:

    She also once said she wasn’t going to do nude pics anymore but that lasted only a minute. She loves attention too much. The reason she didn’t have any “big moments” in 2017 is because people are losing interest, not because she didn’t try.

    On another note, Bow Wow is getting roasted for saying he used to date Kim Kardashian but kept it secret because she wasn’t African American. People are saying he’s lying, but is it so hard to believe she would date him? She doesn’t have the best taste in men…the only part that’s hard to believe is that Kim or her mother wouldn’t have sold that story to TMZ for pr way back when they dated.

    • Anon33 says:

      Wait…Kim is generally around my age (39), isn’t Bow Wow under 30??? I remember when I was in college and he was “lil” bow wow…did she date him when he was 16? I don’t get the timeline on this one.

      • me says:

        He said he dated her right before Reggie Bush. Bow wow is 30 I believe…so 7 years younger than Kim. I mean, Bow Wow is known to get caught in lies so who knows lol remember that whole private jet lie he did?

      • Happy21 says:

        He’s 30 and she’s 37…don’t really know about this timeline either unless she dated him when she was 27 and he 20 or something like that.

    • MM says:

      Her resolution should be : going away forever. And bringing your vapid soulless family of surgically enhanced centaurs with you would be awesome too.

  3. Chaine says:

    Oh dear, Kourtney looks so different! I haven’t paid attention to them in while, what did she do to her face?

    ETA Kim’s look and expression is totally “cyborg who has been programmed to assassinate.” Kanye looks very dazed/doped up. Good for him, at least he’s feeling no pain…

  4. Astrid says:

    That is one freaky looking family photo!

    • Lirko says:

      Seriously, right? Kim and Kendall, especially, look like a Madame Tussauds version of a human version of two Hollywood peeps with untold amounts of surgery. Literally.

  5. gabbie says:

    a perfectly fine holiday photo is most disturbing thing you’ve maybe ever seen?

  6. Tiffany27 says:

    I’m actually starting to forget they exist. Keep falling back KarJenners please and thank you!

  7. Loopy says:

    Oh please these people are huge liars that never mean anything they say and Kim is still very much flossing her materialistic life.

  8. Happy21 says:

    Look at how skinny Kim’s legs look. I don’t think that thigh gap is possible with the way she is built (ahem, manufactured).

  9. Mar says:

    Can they all vow to move to Kardashian island and never come back?

  10. Canadiangirl says:

    Honestly I think Kanye is so adorable when he smiles. I mean this is s half smirk but I’ll take it. Feel kinda sorry for him. I think he really loves her and his family.

  11. Zondie says:

    Did the sister in the middle decide it was more important to show her kid’s cool jacket than to show the kid him/herself?

    • jwoolman says:

      Kourtney’s daughter Penelope was a blonde the last time I saw a picture of her. She’s a year older than Nori. Did her mom dye her hair? Or was her had dyed blonde before?!? She would be a bit old for it to get that dark from light blonde. My hair color changed from blonde to light brown by the time I was three.

      The shoes and tights indicate girl child to me. But if it is Penelope, she’s not so camera friendly so she probably decided herself to not look at the camera.

  12. Kimma1216 says:

    OMG, Kris’s Cheek Fillers! Wow!

  13. Mo' Comments Mo' Problems says:

    The more she keeps herself off Instagram or social media, the more her fans and KUWTK audience will want her. Another money-making ploy! Happy new year, PMK! 💰