Heidi Klum in Ashi Couture at the Grammys: laughable or not that bad?


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Heidi Klum knows that the more ludicrous her fashion the more we’ll cover her, and the more she’ll get consistently invited to these events, rinse and repeat. I mean, it’s telling that Heidi was at the Grammys but that her ex husband Seal, who is actually in the music industry, was not. (Did you hear about the investigation into Seal allegedly sexually battering his neighbor? Awful.) Open up these photos of her in this Ashi Couture gown and if you’re like me you will laugh to yourself. This is a corset dress with polka dot mesh over it accented by lace stripes and ruffled trim. That’s hilarious, who would even think of putting all that crap together on one gown? Plus her makeup was so muddy and cakey, it’s like she just does not care at this point.

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Compare Heidi with the queen here, Cyndi Lauper, looking every bit a royal rock star in this Moschino suit. Cyndi was part of the ensemble performing “Praying” along with Kesha last night. You can see that here. Check out her platform heels. She’s such a badass.

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Julia Michaels was part of the “Praying” performance as well. She was nominated in the New Artist category, which went to Alessia Cara, and for Song of The Year, for “Issues,” which went to Bruno Mars for “That’s What I Like.” (I’m ok with that.) I’m going to be honest I didn’t know her prior to last night as I don’t follow pop music like I should. Still I was so impressed with her on the red carpet during her interview with Ryan Seacrest. It wasn’t her fashion, her Paolo Sebastian dress was mediocre, it was how sweet and genuine she seemed. I know who she is now and I’ll be paying attention to her.

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Andra Day was in a pink Victoria Hayes dress with red trim accented with a beehive. This is Grammys glam and I love it! She looks like a goddamn cartoon and it’s amazing.

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Last night there were tributes and truly heartfelt moments, but the ceremony was so long that the performances didn’t have the impact that they should have. I also think, like Kaiser mentioned, that Kendrick Lamar set the bar too high to start. When his dancers started falling down dead with gunshots in the background I started crying. I’m getting teary just remembering it. So when Maren Morris, Brothers Osborne and Eric Church covered “Tears in Heaven” as a tribute to the Vegas shooting victims (all of these artists performed that terrible weekend) it wasn’t as powerful for me as the handwritten tiles in the background for each of the victims. Imagine a photo reel behind them or video clips from the victims’ lives. I kept staring at the tiles and thinking of the people who died at the concert.

Maren also did that pre-recorded video that was just a Target ad, “The Middle,” with Zedd. It was bizarre. Her red carpet dress last night was Julien Macdonald and it would not have looked out of place on Heidi Klum, nor would that terrible overdone makeup.

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  1. Jess says:

    Cyndi is a goddess. I love her! And Andra Day looks like she’s channeling Joan Collins, which is always awesome!

  2. Erinn says:

    I’ve never actually seen Julia before now. I wasn’t a fan of “Issues” but the “Uh-Huh” song she does actually makes me turn the radio off when it comes on.

    That being said – I didn’t realize how many song writing credits this girl has. I’m genuinely impressed with how much she’s already done at 24. I see a long career in front of her – whether she’s behind the mic or not.

  3. minx says:

    Stop the granny panties.

    • RedOnTheHead says:

      @minx…agree. Stop the granny panties, stop the sheer dresses, stop the lingerie trend in evening wear. I’m not saying women shouldn’t wear what they want; they absolutely should. But this trend is just old and tired now. I’ve seen everyone’s nipples and abs and the sides of their vaginas. Can we move on to something newer and fresher?

    • BrutalEthyl says:

      I think we should call them Grammy panties from here on out. ;)

  4. Annika says:

    All bow to queen Cindy!
    I love that her & Andra were having fun with fashion. That’s what should be going on at the Grammy’s!

  5. Yeahright says:

    I get Andrea Day and Rihanna mixed up. They need a dna test.

  6. Mabs A'Mabbin says:

    Klum is a hot mess and Lauper slays.

    • Tessy says:

      Klum is dressed like a dominatrix, maybe she had a gig after the show and didn’t have time to get changed after. I would put nothing past these people anymore.

  7. Lilith says:

    Omg, Cyndi’s suit is perfect.

    • Lightpurple says:

      Beautiful suit and I love the streaks of color in her hair.

      • Danielle says:

        Cyndi looked fantastic, and she just seems to keep getting better with time. So confident in herself and fine with aging. Being an artist and not a famewhore

  8. Mina says:

    I certainly don’t like Heidi’s dress, but part of what makes the Grammy’s red carpet fun is the weird outfits so many of the attendants wear. We always end up talking more about the crazy ones than the more elegant ones.

  9. heh says:

    Maren Morris looks like she just smelled a fart….or just cut one.

  10. Bridget says:

    Some things are just eternal. Like Heidi Klum’s bad taste.

  11. Really says:

    Heidi Klum is thirsty as hell. I feel bad for these women that try so hard to stay young and hip.

  12. Amy Pannell says:

    I personally love Heidi’s dress and make up! I think it looks fabulous and I would totally rock that outfit myself lol

  13. Olive says:

    Heidi’s hair color is a big NO from me – she just looks washed out. She looks better as a blonde.

  14. Rice says:

    I’m only here for Cyndi F*cking Lauper! Have fun, girl!!

  15. raincoaster says:

    Andra Day looks like Patsy from AbFab and I’m loving it.

    Heidi’s dress is like if Jessica McClintock stopped making prom dresses and started designing for Klondike-themed Zurich strippers.