Kelly Osbourne Has An Opinion On Skinny Celebs

Like Garfield the cat before her, Kelly Osbourne is coming out in support of the fuller-figured amongst us.

Kelly – famed for her curvy figure – told Britain’s Star magazine: “I just get depressed in Los Angeles. Because I’m not a size zero and tanned and blonde I get scrutinised.

“But I wouldn’t want to be so skinny. I feel sorry for the girls who aspire to be size zero. It’s OK to be different. I don’t understand why everyone is so obsessed with making themselves a clone.

“Everyone has become a sheep. These girls don’t eat, stick their fingers down their throats and do loads of speed – they’re killing themselves and for what? Their own vanity! It’s sad. I don’t think there’s anything trendy about looking like you’ve just come out of Auschwitz.”


Comparing skinny people to concentration camp victims? Kelly must really need to boost her ticket sales for Chicago.

Well Kelly, I’m coming out in the skinnies defence. While many Hollywood stars may struggle to maintain their 90 pound frames, some people are naturally skinny! I’m one of those genetically blessed, but while the media may say be skinny, everyone I pass on the street feels they have a right to call me a ‘scrawny bitch’ or a Auschwitz victim! Meanwhile, if I walked up to heavy people and said ‘hey tubby’ that would be completely unacceptable.

I seem to have gotten carried away here.

Kelly also added this about celebrities and their lack of knickers.

“It baffles me. I can’t even wear a thong. I always have to have my granny knickers on. I don’t understand the whole no knicker-wearing trend.

“It’s a bit sickening, but that’s how desperate people are for attention. Instead of going out and doing something good, they’d rather show their vaginas to the world.”


Memo to everyone talking about vagina flashes – in polite company it’s not actually the done thing to tell people about your undies. It’s not actually that far from showing them to people. And then that isn’t far from flashing your lady-bits. Maybe it’s just me getting old, but it doesn’t seem very ‘nice’ to talk about your knickers. Even if they are granny pants.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Kelly Osbourne is shown on 8/23/07 out in London. Photo thanks to Splash.

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