One of my favorite annual traditions is writing about how Victoria Beckham celebrated her birthday. Posh’s birthdays always seem pretty grim to me, food-wise. If there was ever a day to actually break your restrictive diet and eat a small slice of cake, it’s your birthday. But not Victoria. Every year, she posts photos from her birthday celebrations, and the celebrations tend to involve fruit plates, looking at a cake (one must never EAT the cake) or thinking about brownies. So how did Posh celebrate her 44th birthday? With a cake-shaped piece of watermelon. I sh-t you not:
I’m actually crying laughing. It’s so sad, it’s actually sort of funny? First of all, Posh no longer puts up the pretense of having an actual cake to merely LOOK at (one must never eat the cake). So she got a TINY piece of watermelon in the shape of a cake and she cut an absolutely tiny slice of the watermelon “cake.” And she probably didn’t even eat that.
As you can see, she also posted some lovely photos of her family on her Instagram. Which reminds me… has anything else come out about Victoria and David? Us Weekly ran that super-shady story about their marriage last week, and it felt like something big was about to come out about them.
Photos courtesy of Instagram & WENN.