Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin are engaged, and we just have to get used to it. We have to get used to it… until they aren’t engaged anymore. I mean, I’m not putting a ticking clock on their relationship, but from what little I know of Justin Bieber, he seems to… not be particularly reliable? He’s not the kind of guy who makes up his mind and then sticks to it. It’s more than possible that Bieber and Baldwin (Justley/Hailtin?) will end up getting married. But I guess I’m just not a Belieber. Incidentally, he’s 24 and she’s 21. I have to think that if I was a kid, I would be into this – I would think that they seemed very cool and grown-up and I would stan this engagement. But as a grown-ass adult, all I can think is “this sh-t is so juvenile and messy.”
Anyway, Justin and Hailey are now confirming their engagement on social media. Justin posted the above IG with this long-ass churchy message:
Was gonna wait a while to say anything but word travels fast, listen plain and simple Hailey I am soooo in love with everything about you! So committed to spending my life getting to know every single part of you loving you patiently and kindLY. I promise to lead our family with honor and integrity letting Jesus through his Holy Spirit guide us in everything we do and every decision we make. My heart is COMPLETELY and FULLY YOURS and I will ALWAYS put you first!
You are the love of my life Hailey Baldwin and I wouldn’t want to spend it with anybody else. You make me so much better and we compliment each other so well!! Can’t wait for the best season of life yet!. It’s funny because now with you everything seems to make sense! The thing I am most excited for is that my little brother and sister get to see another healthy stable marriage and look for the same!!! Gods timing really is literally perfect, we got engaged on the seventh day of the seventh month, the number seven is the number of spiritual perfection, it’s true GOOGLE IT! Isn’t that nuts? By the way I didn’t plan that, anyways My goodness does feel good to have our future secured! WERE GONNA BE BETTER AT 70 BABY HERE WE GO! “He who finds a wife finds a good thing and obtains FAVOR from the Lord!” This is the year of favor!!!!
I don’t even know what to say. I actually was sort of weirdly moved by the “seventh day of the seventh month” thing, but he lost me completely with all of the Jesus stuff. No disrespect to Christians, for real, I just wasn’t raised that way and I always greet people who speak or write this way with a giant “??????” thought-bubble over my head. As for Hailey being the “love of Justin’s life” – I mean, that seems aimed at Selena. He’s telling Selena that she was never the love of his life.
Anyway, here’s Hailey’s message:
Not sure what I did in life to deserve such happiness but I am so utterly grateful to God for giving me such an incredible person to share my life with! No words could ever express my gratitude. ❤️
— Hailey Baldwin (@haileybaldwin) July 9, 2018
Hailey goes to Hillsong too, by the way. One last thing: Hailey’s apparently not a fan of Justin’s dirtlip. MAKE HIM SHAVE, HAILEY.
Photos courtesy of Backgrid, Instagram.