“Surely Jessica Simpson could afford a better quality wig?” links

Beautycon Festival LA 2018

Surely Jessica Simpson can afford better-quality extensions. CB said this wig looks like “yarn” and now I can’t unsee it. [Go Fug Yourself]
Yes, Beyonce was the reason France won the World Cup. [LaineyGossip]
The ballad of Coupon Carl and everyday racism. [Jezebel/The Root]
I had no idea baby peacocks were soooo cute. [Dlisted]
Piers Morgan continues to be the worst. [Pajiba]
Updates on the Treason Summit. [Buzzfeed]
Recap of 90 Day Fiance. [Reality Tea]
Elon Musk is an utter mess. Was he always like this? [The Blemish]
Demi Moore came out for Bruce Willis’s Comedy Central Roast. [Wonderwall]

Beautycon Festival LA 2018

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  1. Jillian says:

    She’s looking really rough lately. I heard rumors she’s an alcoholic and maybe does drugs.

    With all that money, she should be able to afford a better wig.

    • minx says:

      She another one who got a nose job that isn’t in proportion to her face.

      • Neelyo says:

        I can’t get over the lips. Whenever she speaks it’s like she’s had her mouth wired shut.

      • lobbit says:

        I think she might have had a second nose job in recent years because I don’t remember her first one looking quite this “pinched.”

    • holly hobby says:

      Yeah I don’t know why she is messing with her face. She actually looked better when she was married to Nick. Her whole look is unfortunate.

  2. Janice Gerow says:

    She looks like Kesha here.

  3. audfhauio says:

    Yes, Elon Musk was always like this. He’s kind of a megalomaniac.

  4. booRAdley says:

    That article on the Bruce Willis Roast!!! OMG!!! that dais looks amazing, and OMG some of those jokes were spot on. I love a good Roast and there hasn’t been a decent one in a while. As a long time action movie buff, and a long time Willis fan, I am so looking forward to this Roast. I hope CB will cover it when it airs.

  5. Aims says:

    Am I the only one who watches 90 day fiance? Those couples are a train wreak. My top couple would have to be Nicole and Azian. I can’t stop watching it!!

    • Snowflake says:

      No, I do too! My favorite is Pedro and his wife. Her family is crazy! Esp River. I love that show

    • HelloSunshine says:

      So happy there are on other fans on here! I’m obsessed lol Nicole and Azan are my fave trainwreck at the moment. A friend of a friend ran into Mohammed in Austin taking selfies on a trail 😂

    • ravynrobyn says:

      Oh man, I LIVE for Sunday nights!! At this moment I love to hate David and Annie. I TRULY HATE HATE Luis & Molly, and I totally fell for Azan’s line of TOTAL BS 😓 I’m shocked that Azan is actually telling Nicole the truth, and as frustrated as I get with her delusional self, I felt really bad to see how hurt she was. LOVE THIS SHOW!

  6. Veronica S. says:

    Oooh, we get to talk about what an idiot Elon Musk is again. Does this mean we get to see all of his stans come in again to defend their cult membership to this manchild?

    • AnneC says:

      Not defending him but so many assholes out there, if Steve Jobs had been alive during twitter you would have thrown your iPhone, iPad and Mac out the window.

      • magnoliarose says:

        Truth.^^

      • Enormous Coat says:

        Yes, but that doesn’t mean people shouldn’t criticize Musk just because other tech moguls or entrepreneurs are jerks. Musk deserves this criticism and I’m glad it has entered the public discourse.

      • Veronica S. says:

        Well, my point is more that these guys are just as capable of being dickwaffles as anyone else. They’re not worthy of unconditional admiration just because they’re wealthy.

      • magnoliarose says:

        Yep to that too Veronica S.

      • spargel says:

        Praise them for what they do well, and drag them when they’re gobshites. Why is it one of the other? I don’t get apologism.

    • ol cranky says:

      there actually were a lot of people defend Musk’s pedo post but the majority were dragging the hell out of him so he finally deleted it

  7. Nev says:

    I find her to be sooo pretty. wish she had a better stylist.

  8. Naptime says:

    Jessica is a tacky mess. The makeup, the nails, the jewelry… Her wig is just in keeping with the cheap theme

  9. delphi says:

    We all need that peachick video. We all need that. Go there, now.

    On a side note, the farm who rescued him also have a goat named Blurt. They are my new heroes.

    • magnoliarose says:

      That was so sweet. You Tube animal rescue videos are great. There are some about baby sloths that are adorable and even one with a man petting a cute fish that comes back for more pets.

      • delphi says:

        Rancho Relaxo, Twist of Fate and Goats of Anarchy are the rescue faves of mine right now with a big social media presence.

      • magnoliarose says:

        Thank you for those links. I like to show my children and support animal sanctuaries. They like to look at the sites and follow and sponsor the animals. 🙂 Someday I would love to have one of my own. It is a bucket list dream.

        The Goats of Anarchy site just made me cry. Lawson’s Story.

      • delphi says:

        Leanne at GOA is awesome. And we all have those animals that change us forever…Lawson was hers. He was such a little fighter.

  10. girl_ninja says:

    Once you go John Mayer, you’re ruined for life.

  11. Lyla says:

    Ugh. I never paid attention to Elon Musk before…but gross. Does this mean I should return my Tesla?

  12. Matahari33 says:

    I still think she’s bloody gorgeous

  13. Blonde555 says:

    This is what happens when you cut ties with the hairdresser that made you.

  14. Sarah says:

    Jessica is giving Christina Aguilera a run for her money with the whole “put makeup on with a shovel” look.

    • me says:

      I remember watching her reality show years ago and thinking how great she looks with minimal make-up on. She really doesn’t need all that clown make-up.

  15. khaveman says:

    Budget hair and way too much makeup that doesn’t work well with this type of photography.

  16. Happy21 says:

    Jessica is beautiful. I wish she’d stop with the tacky mess that is her make up and style. She is so lovely with minimal.

    • kosmos says:

      TRUE…..her natural look is better than most. She’s got natural beauty; however, she messes herself up with over the top hair and makeup, like this hair UGH…..where is her stylist? How can this look good to her?

  17. SJhere says:

    Jessica needs a new stylist, new makeup, new hair all toned down. She is naturally pretty and doesn’t need at that tat to look nice. Less is more, honey.
    Since Jessica has made Millions with her line of clothes and accessories, it would be wonderful if she and her team worked on making a natural look popular again. I’m so tired of the 20 pounds of makeup, hair extensions, etc. over the top look made famous by Kardashians.

    The baby peacock “just decided he IS a peacock and wants everybody to know” so cute. 2 thumbs up!

  18. DSW says:

    Jessica did have a line of hairpieces and extensions at one time. I think they were cheaper synthetic ones. I wonder if these are those? She needs to retire them.

  19. Clairej says:

    Jessica was seriously stunning when with Nick. In that Britney way, but beautiful. I know she was young, definitely blessed. She didn’t need to do anything to herself. She could still turn it around with some good help but needs to stop any surgery/filler crap.