Gisele Bundchen was forced into eating a real, chocolatey, sugary birthday cake

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Gisele Bundchen turned 38 years old on July 20th. Her friends and family celebrated her on social media and in real life. I would assume that Gisele has enough money where she doesn’t have to pick out or pick up her own specialized birthday cake from the bakery. I would assume that Tom Brady, Tom’s assistant or maybe even Gisele’s assistant would be tasked with that. And whoever picked up Gisele’s birthday cake did a bad job of it: they didn’t double-check the cake at all to make sure they got the right one.

Gisele Bündchen was given a big surprise on her 38th birthday: someone else’s cake! The supermodel celebrated her big day on Friday, and when it was time to blow out the candles on her cake, she realized the bakery accidentally gave her the wrong order.

Rather than a cake that read “Happy Birthday Gisele,” the mother of two got a cake that read “Happy Birthday Alberto.”

“Sorry Alberto,” Bündchen wrote on Instagram Stories, labeling a photo of a dessert. “I think we got your cake.”

“Trocaram nosso bolo,” the Brazilian beauty wrote in Portuguese, a phrase that roughly translates to “they exchanged or switched our cake.” She also asked, “The question is, who got ours?”

[From People]

While it’s a funny mix-up, I’ll admit that my first thought was: oh, God, POOR ALBERTO. You know Gisele – with her funky raw diet – probably ordered a special cake that had no sugar or vanilla or eggs or buttercream or chocolate or anything else that makes a cake. Gisele and her family probably chowed down on poor Alberto’s real cake, which looks sugary and chocolatey. And poor Alberto was left with a stack of eggplants shaped like a cake. Maybe whoever picked up Gisele’s cake did the right thing after all: can you imagine the assistant’s face when she saw the wrong cake? “Haha, that will show her, I’ll make Gisele eat a real cake g–damn it.” But again, poor, poor Alberto.

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Screencap from Gisele’s IG Stories, Tom’s IG and WENN.

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  1. Renee says:

    Yeah I’m not buying it was a mistake. I think it was a “fake mistake” for attention.

  2. Anilla says:

    My God, she has a scary face sometimes. And that’s all I’ll say …

    • AnnaKist says:

      😦😮😬 I don’t know what people see in her. And that’s all I’ll say…

      • girl_ninja says:

        That was her appeal wasn’t it? She could be androgynous, feminine etc. She was a really strong print model, with a great figure for the runway.

      • Jane says:

        I agree. There are so many people in this world lovelier than her-inside and out.

      • TandemBikeEscapee says:

        I must say, I rarely eat sugar as vicious flatulence happens upon one bite- it wouldn’t be funny for me or for anyone, as my particular party trick is a grade B horror movie. I know it’s annoying and ppl make fun of us “clean eaters”, but processed food is a foreign object in my body. No joke.

      • Veronica S. says:

        They’re rich, and it’s a cake. I think they’ll be fine given that they have kitchen staff.

        Being able to afford and thrive on a highly restricted diet is not a badge of honor or even particularly special. If anything, it’s reflective of wealth privilege given the cost of fresh food for most people – and these two are pretty much the mascot for stupid-rich pseudoscientific nonsense related to eating.

    • Susannah says:

      She seems like a model though. Giselle has the body and look of a model to me unlike most of the celebrity offspring who call themselves models today.

      • minx says:

        Yes. She can certainly strut down the aisle. I’m not her biggest fan but she built her career all on her own, with no celebrity parent.

  3. Astrid says:

    stack of eggplant LOL

  4. minx says:

    That yellow dress looked so low rent.

  5. Myrtle says:

    My birthday is also July 20!

  6. Paris says:

    OMG! OMG! OMG! Is she OK?

  7. lucy2 says:

    Mmm cake.

    That’s all I’ve got.

  8. Caffenatedwench says:

    Thoughts and prayers.

  9. me says:

    But where’s the proof they actually ate the cake? Isn’t she the same person that allows her kids to go trick or treating but they aren’t allowed to actually eat any of the candy?

  10. JRenee says:

    Lmbo, she didn’t eat the cake. I’ve picked up dozens of bakery items, I always check b4 I leave lol.

  11. Jordan says:

    Boy Look at Lurch

    • lucy2 says:

      This made me LOL, and then scroll back up. That is…not a flattering photo of him.

  12. Bridget says:

    Tom’s the one who’s super weird about his diet. Gisele is the one that’s more likely to actually eat the cake.

  13. jwoolman says:

    Was she the one with that delightful watermelon “birthday cake”? Or was that someone else?

    It looked so good. I’m sure it was the best watermelon, too, not the who-knows-if-it’s-good-or-not type we get here. I think strawberries may also have been involved.

  14. DianeDiane says:

    Her eyebrows in that last pic are terrifying.