Honestly, I couldn’t care less about Real Housewives of Miami “star” Joanna Krupa. But I do love wedding photos, even if they’re of some minor reality star, so here we go. The last time I paid attention to Krupa, she split from her husband Romain Zago (who I always thought was using a fake name, but whatever). They split up last year, and announced the split in May 2017. Months later, Krupa revealed that she was dating a tech-company co-founder named Douglas Nunes, and then BAM, they were engaged too, which happened about five months ago. I honestly don’t even remember reading about it, but then again, I couldn’t care less. So, Krupa and Nunes have been together less than a year. And they got married this weekend.
Joanna wanted to be a bride in her homeland of Poland, so they threw a big wedding party in Krakow. These photos are paparazzi shots of the wedding party after the church wedding, it seems. Everybody wanted to get in the photos! Krupa wore a “Sylwia Romaniuk gown with a mermaid silhouette and a formfitting V-neck bodice and a flowing veil over an elegant updo.” Her sister Marta was her bridesmaid. On Instagram, Krupa described the wedding as “a very private and small family gathering … wish I could have shared it with all the people that I love.” Meaning what exactly? Some of the people she loved didn’t want to go all the way to Poland to see her get married?
Thoughts on the dress? I like the general silhouette (I love a V-neck), but I feel like this was not a well-made gown. I can see the puckering on the stitching from here. I also think her bouquet was WAY too big. I do like her simple hairstyle though. Simple makeup too – she didn’t look like a Drag Race contestant, which is nice.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
That dress’ fit is not good! If people complained about Meghan’s tailoring then…
This is a bad look. Its not flattering. I hate the v part, it makes her bust look awful
It looks very budget to me…the material looks cheap, the fit is terrible, and that bouquet is ridiculous.
Came to say the exact same thing… a terrible silhouette that makes her bust look terrible.
I don’t like its look either. It looks… sloppy.
For me, I would not choose this dress. It’s looks like off the rack prom store dress you get in the back of a store in a mall.
Mind you, nothing wrong with that…if you paid 20 bucks for it. It looks cheap and not tailored to her body type. Maybe the designer was a friend of hers.
What kills me is everytime I see or hear about her, I keep remembering the smelly crotch lawsuit. She totally should have let that sleeping dog lie. Now it always feels ingrained as part of her.
Welcome to the internet.
Ugh she is so annoying. I just don’t see her appeal. She’s thin and blonde, ok. Idk, to me, she’s basic. I’m no supermodel. I’m just saying she’s just bland, generic. Nothing pops about her. Jmo
She used to be really beautiful when she started out but then she did all kinds of stuff to her face, so now she looks like on of a million aging Hollywood wives.
She does a lot of good for animals, but that’s about the only nice thing about her from what I’ve seen.
Pushes her bust down. TErrible fit.
Agreed. And that bouquet is the size of a beach ball!
Yeah, it makes them look really low and shortens her waist. She’s got a great figure, but this dress does nothing for her.
He looks very happy..she looks just..there.
She looks pretty in the photo with the big bouquet. Her husband looks like Jessica Simpson’s husband to me.
Funny Polish wedding tidbit: A mom of my son’s teammate is Polish and she was telling me how no one, no one on Earth, drinks as much as the Polish people do at weddings. It just struck me as a funny and random thing to tell me.
I think you could stop at “no one on earth drinks as much as Polish people do” lol
Source: my Polish family
Lol well your mom is misinformed. The Russians rule drinking at weddings.
How about Hungarians? They seem quite able to knock ’em back!
At my cousin’s Polish wedding (in Poland) every guest had their own personal bottle of vodak, probably 12 – 25 shots worth.
What a fine man. Congrats to both.
Ps: Is he Brazilian?
He is American. Born and raised. With the surname Nunes, he is most likely of Portuguese descent though.
Thanks! As we were invaded by Portugal, we also have the Nunes surname in Brazil.
I came in here just to say how smokin’ hot her man is!
Ha! Same reason I’m here. He’s fine as hell.
Yes he is! The first hubby was too
Yikes–She’s done something to her face. Fillers or a lot of Botox. I always thought she was annoying but very beautiful. But now whatever she’s done, has definitely taken away from the beauty she had.
Whatever she injected aged her quite a bit. She only turned 39 a few months ago! Botox and fillers have a tendency to make 40 year old women look like well-kept 55 year olds. She’s got that weird caveman forehead thing going on in some of the pictures too. She’s still pretty, but she was stunning before.
She’s 39?! I would peg her as much older.
I’m 39. I just had an appointment on Friday to discuss Botox. Her face is changing my mind.
She’s a very pretty woman, but the facial work has aged her. I think I’ll just stick with my 11s for now.
It’s not just botox that she’s had. She’s had the works. It’s the fillers along the laugh lines and cheek implants that make people look freaky when they smile.
Someone please explain to me why people with serious levels of natural beauty feel the need to mess with their face. I’ll never understand.
A year ago, this woman was stunning. When she was involved in that appalling scrap with Brandi I was always struck by how beautiful she was. She looks like she aged 10 years in one, what happened?
Agree. Something is very “off” with her face – I think her lips are over inflated
She looks like she’s wearing a joanna Krupa mask.
The whole thing reads as cheap.
Hot husband
Yes, he’s easy on the eyes..
My goodness her face! What happened to her? If somebody hadn’t told me that was Johanna I would have never reconised her.
yup she has some droppy filler face goin on
I don’t know who she is, but, yes, bad tailoring and it makes her girls look a little low. Of course, planning a wedding is hard and I hope they have a long, happy life together.
She could have done much better on the dress. I understand it’s her second wedding and maybe she wanted to go with understated, but it’s just not good. Her hubby is a fox though and boy did he give her an impressive ring set!!
Wow he’s cute. She had too much plastic surgery.
The fit of the dress is terrible. And that bouquet is too big and too hideous.
Her husband, though. Mmm… I like the looks of him.
I actually like the bouquet, if only because it pulls attention away from her hideous dress. I usually think most brides look beautiful, no matter what dress they wear, but that dress makes her look dumpy (and she has an amazing figure) and is cheap looking and terribly ill-fitting.
Also, as others have stated, she doesn’t look like herself here. I use to think she was STUNNING but unfortunately it looks like she got some bad plastic surgery.
Her husband is a silver fox tho and did good on her ring!
I like the idea of the dress but not the execution. Had to stare at the name for a minute or two before I remberes the “w” is said like a “v” in Eastern European languages.
Her fillers are terrible and lopsided too. Why did she have a purse?? I’ve never seen a bride carry a purse.
I love peonies, but the bouquet is too big.
I really dislike that dress- the V is so distracting, and it looks cheap.
The spangly atrocity on the woman standing next to her caught my eye.
I would not have known that was Joanne…as she has a delicately beautiful face…and fillers ALWAYS distort that structure…ALWAYS! The dress is pretty, though, that heavy material isn’t quite right for that particular silhouette in my opinion…But he’s HAWT…so…I mean…THERE IS THAT!!!!