Don Trump Jr & Kimberly Guilfoyle have gross little pet names for each other

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You know that feeling you get when you’re popping a zit? That feeling of grossness, but you can’t stop yourself? That’s the feeling I get whenever I look at photos of Don Trump Jr and his new girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle. It’s gross and disgusting and I can’t stop. Don’s marriage fell apart and it felt like he started dating Kimberly about a week after his wife filed for divorce. Kimberly was working for Fox News at the time, but she was fired for being extremely inappropriate during work hours, like all those times she was showing her co-workers d–k pics. That’s the kind of woman Don Jr. likes. And if you can look at his dumb face and tell me that twenty international spy agencies haven’t honey-trapped this moron for classified information, I’ll give you a big prize. Anyway, Page Six claims that these two have pet names for each other.

He’s her money honey. Spies tell Page Six that they overheard Kimberly Guilfoyle and boyfriend Donald Trump Jr. calling each other cutesy pet names in Southampton over the weekend. We’re told the former Fox News host addressed the presidential offspring as Junior Mint (seemingly a reference to his bank account, although insiders claimed it has nothing to do with money).

Apparently Don Jr. calls her — somewhat less inventively — Pooh Bear.

[From Page Six]

Yeah, she doesn’t call him Junior Mint because he’s so rich (he’s not). She calls him Junior Mint because she has to rattle a box of Junior Mints to get his attention. She calls him Junior Mint because she thought he melted some Junior Mints in his boxer briefs but no, those were just skid marks. She calls him Junior Mint because she’s nicknamed her other lovers Payday, Almond Joy and Three Musketeers. And because naming him Zero would probably be too on-the-nose.

As for Pooh Bear… gross. He also heisted that from Legally Blonde.

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  1. Loopy says:

    He looks positively deranged.

    • a reader says:

      He’s got one of the most severe cases of Derp face I’ve ever seen.

      • Raina says:

        Everytime I read Derp face, I laugh. It’s perfection.
        I have some pet names for them.
        Him: Plastics, Wax bunny, Dyck picker, photoshop princess of darkness, m’bitch
        Her: Destroyer, second hand mistake, duhhh, ewww, gross, ugly AF poo bear.

        Just a few.
        She’ll NEVER mean more to him than that fish. I fully believe this.
        #nochin #thataintmetakingthatpiclol

    • Esmom says:

      I loathe him more than any other deplorable in the entire cast of goons that surrounds Trump. He is vile. I cannot wait for karma to finally catch up with him.

  2. Hunter says:

    I think of 16 Candles, “Chug-a-lug Pooh Bear!”

  3. Jane says:

    That fish looks like their love child if they had one.

  4. Icantremembermyusername says:

    Put a shirt on pls.

  5. Layla says:


  6. Missy says:

    He looks like every character on bobs burgers, with the no chin

  7. TheHufflepuffLizLemon says:

    “But Pooh Bear…”
    gross, I can just hear that smarmy voice 🤢

  8. adastraperaspera says:

    Inmate 001 and Inmate 002.

  9. Rhys says:

    I know quite a few men who love this kind of look – botoxed cheeks, duck lips, fake teeth. The ageing Playboy model look.
    I always found it weird but to each their own.

    • HannahF says:

      The crazy thing is that she was beautiful before she started messing around with her face. Google pics of her with then husband Gavin Newsom taken when Newsom was mayor of San Francisco.

  10. AMA1977 says:

    Soooooooo gross. I just threw up in my mouth thinking about these terrible people and their terrible relationship and their TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE PET NAMES!!!! Ugh.

    And why doesn’t he look normal in photographs, like, EVER? He’s disgusting to look at and his outside matches his inside, I get that, but WHY does he look like he’s holding in a fart (or worse) in EVERY SINGLE PICTURE? Sorry, treason and idiocy make me yelly.

    • Ms. Blake says:

      Agree with every point. And no need to be sorry as treason and idiocy should make every person yelly but sadly, this is not the case. Rinse out your mouth with a nice glass of wine or a martini. It’s a very short-lived respite but some days it’s the only solution.

  11. CharlieBouquet says:

    The whole family has no chins! Also that woman looks she went to a surgeon and said give me the Carmen Electra package.

  12. Dr Mrs The Monarch says:

    All the photoshop in the world and his eyes are still pointing in two different directions, he has a double chin and no lips.

  13. MattyLove says:

    I also exclusively wear yoga pants and a bra when I go fishing. 🤔

    • Raina says:

      I only wear the yoga pants when I go fishing. No bra. Tan line phobia.
      She looks like the cat who ate a chinless canary. Enjoy your prize, dyck pic princess.