Justin Bieber cried when he picked up a marriage license (update: they’re married)

Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin arrive for a dinner date at Dan Tana's

Update by Hecate People reports a source has confirmed that these two crazy kids are officially married. Later, a “religious source” confirmed they were legally married in the court house but, “they’re going to have a big blowout, in front of God and everyone they love.” No word on whether Justin cried yet. Congrats to the happy couple!

At this point, it’s equal parts horror and fascination whenever I look at photos of Justin Bieber. Is he doing this “look” on purpose? Does he actually think this is a good look for him? The long mullet, the rat-like, scraggly mustache, the slimness… it’s all just bad. If I was in charge of his life, I would give him a proper haircut and shave and make him eat and work out regularly. But I’m not in charge of him. Hailey Baldwin clearly isn’t in charge of him either – I guess she doesn’t get a say in how he looks or what he’s dressing like Jeff Bridges in The Big Lebowski. That’s it, isn’t it? Justin is The Young Lebowski, only nowhere as cool and he’s not capable of growing proper facial hair.

Anyway, it’s looking pretty likely that Justin will appear this unkempt and dirtybaggy for his actual wedding. Justin and Hailey got their marriage license, maybe. And he cried.

Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin took a field trip Thursday to the courthouse where marriage licenses are issued, and Justin had marriage on the brain. Several eyewitnesses say the 2 were inside the Marriage Bureau in NYC and Justin was emotional. The eyewitnesses say he was crying and at one point said to his fiancee, “I can’t wait to marry you, baby.”

One person said … Justin said to a court official, “Thanks for keeping it on the DL.” Another claims the court official was a “judge” … which insinuates they got married, but we can’t confirm that. And yet another person said they heard Justin and Hailey say they were leaving the country. It’s interesting … because we know they had a clear plan NOT to get married this year.

[From TMZ]

It would make me so happy if Justin and Hailey just did a simple courthouse legal wedding and then skipped away to no-one-knows to actually have a wedding ceremony on the beach somewhere. It would make me happy because I would feel like they were doing it for themselves and that maybe their marriage would last longer than a year. Unfortunately, I think there are more shenanigans to come.

Speaking of, Hailey has gotten a profile boost from this engagement. During NYFW, she was announced as the latest face of BareMinerals makeup. She did a press conference and everything. When asked about the wedding, she said: “I think having it in the woods would be so beautiful.” She also claimed to want a West Coast wedding and she said she’d already chosen the dress designer but that she hadn’t even settled on a design. She said all of that just a few days ago!! So what’s up with the marriage license?

Justin Bieber keeps it casual as he leaves his hotel

Photos courtesy of Backgrid.

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  1. Missy says:

    Why bother with the facial hair if you can’t get it past the dirtstache stage

    • Fluffy Princess says:

      I came here to say just that! UGH with that creepy ass ‘stache.

    • Mia4s says:

      People magazine is now reporting they married. So that’s how he looked at his wedding. THAT’S how he looked at his wedding!! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

      I bet there’s no prenup either. Oh this is going to be a TRIP.

    • Lex says:

      Hahahshaahhahha they both look absolutely traaaagic. Lmao you idiots

  2. manda says:

    Is he wearing a costume or a disguise? He looks awful!

  3. Nicegirl says:

    Do the young gals no longer carry purses? I’m thinking I’ve also seen pics of Ariana Grande sans purse too and as a lady over 40 I’m like, omg, wtheck?? No fancy purses 👛 for Hailey?

    • Erinn says:

      I’m not super young, but I’m 28 – I have a purse. I bring it to work. But most of the time I don’t bring it into stores with me. I generally pocket cash and a debit card, or stick it in my husbands wallet. I’ll keep some lip color, advil, meds I take in the am, and little things like that in it – but usually leave it in the car because I’m scared I’ll put it down and forget it. Most of my friends will take at least a wallet with them when we go to dinner, if not a purse. Part of my problem is that I’m really picky about what I want in a purse, and while I like bigger ones, I don’t like lugging around a ton of stuff.

      • Pft says:

        This, the bigger the purse the more junk it tends to accumulate. As a mom i ended up with half my son’s hot wheels collection and miniature my little pony figurines from my daughter, receipts, you name it, half the house was in there…ugh!…so i ditched the big purse and only use a little wallet that attaches to my keyes and my cell. Life is a breeze now! Well…darn it, soon i’ll be carrying a diaper bag but as soon as we don’t need it i’m SO ditching it again and never going back to a purse.

    • stacey says:

      I stopped carrying purses. When I do,it’s because I’m probably going to drink (and don’t want to lose my stuff) and I bring wallet, lip gloss, gum,phone and it’s a very small/cross body.

      If I run errands, I grab my phone and wallet and go.

      I like to be hands free. I prefer backpacks if I’m going out for the day. My boyfriend will ask me to hold stuff for him like a water bottle, a light sweater and it’s more comfortable when I have a back pack instead of fumbling with a purse. Not cute, very tom boyish i know :-/

      • Lady D says:

        I’m a big believer in the hands free approach myself. It used to be keys, comb, money and ID, which all fit in a pocket. Now it’s a debit card, keys and glasses, and a wallet big enough to hold them when pocketless.

      • jwoolman says:

        You can carry so much more stuff in a good backpack, especiallybif they have the right kind of outside pockets. I tried a very small purse in college for my pens and pencils and such but had to add a belt to it as a strap to keep it on my person, otherwise I was always forgetting it. Once I discovered backpacks – I ditched any attempt at a purse.

        So now I’m a little old lady in tennis shoes (what we used to laugh at in my youth) and a backpack. Could never manage at the grocery store without it since I can carry so much more on my back than in my hands. I need to be careful not to overdo it, though, since my balance (always shaky) is not improving with age. Thank goodness for cell phones, just in case I’ve fallen and can’t get up… When I first went to the grocery store a block away after months house-bound due to illness, I made sure I had the store’s phone number so I could ask them to send out a bag boy if I fell on the way…. Let’s just say I needed to hang on to the cart during my first wobbly attempts at shopping!

        My mother had a huge purse that was so heavy I could hardly manage to lift it (much less carry it) when I was much younger and attempting to be useful. I think what happens is women get used to huge purses when they have babies and small children, since they need to carry so much stuff around for them. But a backpack is so much easier for such purposes. By the time I was an adult, they were becoming common for people still in school (I think I got one in grad school) but probably only campers used them in my mother’s youth. I should have offered to buy her one to try out.

    • AnnaKist says:

      Hi, Nicegirl! I’ve wondered this, too. It seems to be a thing with her crowd – including Kardashians and Jenners, excluding the old girl. Remember when Kimmy always carried a very expensive bag? Remember when they all toted the Birkin so ostentatiously? Remember that supposedly ultra-expensive bag Kanye got Kim for a birthday, and he claimed North “decorated” it with paint, especially for her mum? (I still think he did it.) She carted it around a couple of times and then, like so many of their beloved animals, it disappeared into the ether, never to be seen or spoken of again. They went through the designer mini-backpack and tried to make the bum bag a new thing, too. Now only PMK and Khloe seem to carry a bag. Kourtney klutches her handbag for dear life, too, but he’s of a different variety.

    • knotslaning says:

      I’m old, like 40, and I hate purses. I never carry a purse and stick to a backpack, fanny or messenger if I have to carry anything. These ladies probably have someone carry their shit for them!

      • AnnaKist says:

        Me, too, knotslaning. I love a nice messenger or cross-body bag. Nothing else will do! Some hand/shoulder bags are beautiful to look at, but that’s where the attraction ends.

      • Swack says:

        You’re young, I’m 65 and hate purses also.

    • Veronica S. says:

      Depends on what I’m doing. For a nice event, I carry my cute little Kate Spade bag. For work, I carry a tote bag that has everything I need. Otherwise, I keep my driver’s license, debit card, and a credit card in my phone case, and that’s the bare basics I’ll carry around with me.

      • stacey says:

        yes same. if i carry a purse around while i do my day to day stuff – it turns into a garbage bag of receipts and crap

    • BeanieBean says:

      Interesting. I’m the type if I carry something in my hands–wallet, keys, phone–that’s what I’m going to forget about. I have to have a purse–usually a simple tote, like a Longchamp.

  4. Darkladi says:

    Joe Dirt is marrying Hailey Baldwin?

  5. Alix says:

    At this rate, he’ll be a blubbering mess at the actual ceremony.

    • Pft says:

      LOL… the male version of Charlene of Monaco… xD runaway groom wannabe…better get that passport secured Hailey! And the “baby making” dungeon set up…xD …just kidding…

  6. Tiffany says:

    Hailey….just, oh honey I…….you really are getting the spiral end of your fiancee aren’t you. Puberty was not kind this him.

  7. Toot says:

    That was actually sweet what he supposedly sad about marrying her. I just wish them well.

  8. Anastasia says:

    He cries a lot lately. Maybe he has a hormonal problem?

    • stacey says:

      there are blinds about him and meth. I wonder if being strung out for days can cause emotional breakdowns.

      I actually think his style is funny and seems on purpose. It’s a bit skaterish and I think it’s cute. I live in SF bay area and i always joke people try REALLY hard and spend lots of time AND money to perfect their “I don’t care how I look” hipster look.

  9. wowza says:

    am I the only person who thinks his new style looks cool? he looks like a chill skater guy with personality lol… to me this is better than the clean cut look (even if it’s a complete facade)

    • stacey says:

      Yeah I like the skater look

    • Nev says:

      I like it too. It fits him this style.

    • Reigntrue says:

      I think the Biebs looks ironic and fun! Geez. Plus, He’s had a decade long run as an incredibly successful artist so taking ownership of his style as his new wife
      seems like a power tripping unhealthy move. I’m glad she wears her acid wash w pride and he’s doing his thing too😜

    • Parigo says:

      I am also OK with his style. And I actually think this is kinda sweet. It probably won’t last forever, but I get his want/need for stability and love.

  10. Beth says:

    He looks like a filthy bum. Someone get him some shampoo, a razor, bodywash, and put him in the shower. His hideous clothes make me cringe

    • jwoolman says:

      I don’t see filthy. Maybe you just don’t like facial hair? That’s not dirty, it’s just natural for most men.

      Or do all the tattoos make you think he’s unwashed? That’s not dirt either. It’s just ink.

  11. Wellsie says:

    I want to laugh at these two but I think there is some serious substance abuse afoot so they are ruining it for me.

    • stacey says:

      Im not sure about her…but poor Justin seems very unstable and whether he self-medicates his emotionally instability with drugs or drug use is the cause of his instability I’m not sure.

      But I suspect the mood swings are from the high/lows of doing hard drugs and coming down.

    • maisie says:

      Guess the next “unwashed horde” wedding will be Ariana Grande & the always grandstanding slobette Pete Davidson – after all, they can’t be eclipsed by *Canadians* and third-string Hollywood spawn. I blame Tr**p for the overall grossness of Hollywood celebrities these days. He’s set the bar down into the Mariana Trench.

  12. MCV says:

    There’s a video of him tweaking while meeting some fans and it’s just sad. Hope he gets help.

  13. tai says:

    Honestly I think he is going thru a “nervous breakdown”. I know that is not the proper medical term but I don’t know what his diagnosis would be. These crying jags are not normal. When I was falling into depression I kept having anxiety, panic attacks and kept crying. Its a symptom of a problem. Once I got treatment, I got better and those symptoms stopped. I don’t think marriage is the treatment he needs. He needs to eat healthy food, stop the extra drink/drug substances, gets some counselling and some sleep.

  14. Yes Doubtful says:

    There’s something very wrong with that guy… he looks creepy and all the crying and brash decisions makes me wonder what’s really going on? Mental illness? Drugs? Or is he just totally lost because he’s never had any structure? Good luck to them, I give it 6 months and he’ll be back to Selena.

    • Genessee says:

      One of my ex’s in college used to sob like a little beeyotch everytime we talked about marriage…or our future children…our relationship…the beautiful sunset…Star Wars…some men are just sensitive little shmucks.

      Dont think it’s weird. Just a personality trait that gets annoying REALLY FAST. I lasted 2 YEARS and got engaged too and we were around their Hailey/Justin’s exact age as well.

      I give them a year.

      • Enough Already says:

        Please don’t yell at me but gendered slurs hurt both men and women. Crying is healthy and normal and doesn’t make you “a little beeyotch”.

      • Alarmjaguar says:

        Yeah, I am with Enoigh Already, I can’t stand JB, but I find it endearing that he is willing to show emotion. So much of toxic masculinity is about not expressing feelings. I am not going to be mad at him.

  15. Prikalop says:

    Being Mrs Bieber is profitable. Hailey is picking up tons of new endorsements and gigs. Wondering if they signed a pre-nup

  16. Claire says:

    I think he’s a good looking guy! Too young to marry though.

  17. ans says:

    So is she pregnant or what

  18. Jen says:

    John Turturro’s Jesus from TBL perhaps! but certainly NOT The Dude!

  19. Shaggy says:

    He looks like Mathew Modine in Married to the Mob– the Miami scene.

  20. Abby says:

    You know, my brother eloped and got married at the justice of the peace “for insurance purposes” and pretended to only be engaged for their actual wedding several months later. Really, I think/know he wanted to get married to have sex as soon as possible because of religious beliefs. We were all furious with him for lying to our faces about it. So dumb

    If they’re all-in with their faith, I could believe them getting married to stay “pure” before their wedding at a later date. Don’t agree with it but…. that could be a reason.

  21. Cara says:

    Bless their hearts. They are so clueless.

    • OldBeeyutch says:

      Yeesh I get “Molly” vibes off these two. Like a two week “roll”, hand holding, dialated pupil
      Eye gazes… and fast forward to an hateful
      Divorce. I can’t look away…

  22. Boxy Lady says:

    I know that supposedly they were going to wait until next year to get married. It just occurred to me, though, that if you’re Jewish, it IS next year. Was Justin raised in Judaism?

  23. Doomsday Colt says:

    He looks like a New York street tough from a 70s film. Where’s Charles Bronson when you need him?

  24. Jess says:

    He actually looks kinda cute. He’s got a good smile in that first pic. Eff it

  25. Wen says:

    Next up: corny music video featuring Hailey

  26. mac says:

    He looks like he was Kardashianize. Dead in the eyes.

  27. Vahtan says:

    So, I guess no prenup?!?!?!

    I know a former heroin addict that said he used to get super emotional and cry about anything when he was strung out. All that type of stuff, OxyContin etc., can do that.

  28. Sara says:

    I just can’t get over how old Justin looks. Isn’t he early 20s?

  29. NotSoSocialButterfly says:

    He should be a meme at this point.

  30. Evangeline says:

    Jesus, the red flags are everywhere.