Donald Trump celebrates Stormy Daniels’ dismissed lawsuit by calling her ‘Horseface’

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Even though I still follow Michael Avenatti on Twitter, I’m thinking of giving him up. I used to see him as the bald-domed fast-talker with the bedroom eyes, using his white male privilege to stand up for Stormy Daniels. I still believe Stormy and Avenatti deserve a lot of credit for getting the ball rolling on so much stuff, especially when it came to Michael Cohen and all that. But I sometimes think Avenatti overplays his hand, and it’s almost like he believes he’s the only one who can speak truth to Democrats and Republicans.

Anyway, Avenatti and Stormy were dealt a somewhat minor legal setback yesterday: a federal judge dismissed Stormy’s defamation lawsuit against Trump. She was suing Trump for allegedly defaming her on Twitter, and the judge said no, it’s free speech. The judge also ordered Stormy to pay Trump’s legal fees. As you can imagine, the g–damn president of the United States got on Twitter to exercise his free speech within minutes of the ruling. Yes, the unhinged leader of the free world is out here calling his former mistress “Horseface.”

This isn’t any kind of “final straw.” If there was a final straw, it came a long time ago. What we have now is just a white supremacist, a fascist and a rampant, violent misogynist who sexually assaults and harasses women, considers women to be “criminals” for just existing, and when all else fails, he just mocks their looks in such childish terms as to embarrass every single non-Deplorable. Can you even imagine if Barack Obama had called *any* woman “Horseface”? He would have been IMPEACHED. Just for that.

Stormy responded, btw:

Last thing: should we talk about Trump’s cameltoe and FUPA?

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  1. Melly says:

    I don’t know if fame made Avenatti a douche or if he always was a douche and we’re just now picking up on it. He acts like he’s this big tough guy who actually stands of chance of being taken seriously as a 2020 dem candidate. Stay in your lane, Avenatti.

    Best tweet I read about this whole thing:
    “Please don’t let the President calling the porn star he cheated on his wife with a horseface distract from his passively condoning the murder of a journalist” is a cool normal thing we can now say

    • Tanguerita says:

      Nah, I think he has always been a douche and a grifter, attaching himself to successful causes and leeching off people who had more substance and integrity than he could ever dream of. I find it mind-blowing that so many bought into his “i am a tough guy and yet another savior, just give me your money”- routine. Have you seen how he fake-raised money for O’Rourke campaign, siphoning off the half of every donation into his “fighter pack”?

      • Em says:

        It’s funny to me because republicans think that avenetti is the strongest candidate the dems have probably because he’s the democratic version of trump, loud, brash, rude, everything turns into a circus.
        But i don’t know any democrats that like him.

    • AmyB says:

      Yeah, I agree….don’t know if he was always a douche, but his representation of Sweeney during the Brett Kavanaugh confirmation hearings only hurt the Democrats, as far as I’m concerned. She appeared so far less credible than Dr. Ford, and keep changing her story, and I still cannot fathom why anyone would repeatedly go to parties where gang rape apparently happened! I liked Avenetti when he first came onto the scene, representing Stormy Daniels against Trump. Now….not so much.

      • hunter says:

        Stormy has been pretty whip-smart on Twitter, I’m liking how she represents herself in the humor and goading department. The punctuation quip was brilliant.

    • Kitten says:

      He’s super-sketchy and he always has been. If you are on Twitter and follow Hoarse Whisperer you will see exactly how sketchy his past is. He is NOT presidential material AT ALL.

      I still think he’s super sexy though. Can’t help it. *shrugs*

  2. Jerusha says:

    How rich-🍄rump talking about anyone’s looks. He is the ugliest president to ever defile the office. A true case of the inner man reflected on the outside.
    And WHY did you have to mention that sock stuffed down his pants?? Ewwwwww!

    • Indiana Joanna says:

      Has drump started padding his crotch after Stormy’s description? Because he always reacts with the same words or adjusts himself after any criticism. Mel also reads everything about herself. That’s why she believes she is the most bullied person in the world (yes, the world). Willfully ignorant little missy.

      Stormy is amazing at holding her own on Twitter with half with drump.

      I gave up on Avenatti when he started believing his star crossed fans that he should be president. Now I can’t stand him. He’s trying to sabotage the Dems just before the midterms. Pretended to raise money for Beto when half went to him. Criticized the Dems during tha Kav hearings. He needs to go away.

    • Esmom says:

      I don’t know about a sock (gross) but in these photos he looks like he’s stuffed into Spanx under his getup.

      • Indiana Joanna says:

        It doesn’t help him at all, does it. What a hideously unattractive human being. The entire WH is populated with grotesque people who believe they are good looking.

      • Flffgrrrrlr says:

        I’ve thought for a while he’s been spanxed to the max. Maybe Kimmie K gave him some pointers. He just looks, I dunno, a bit spongy.

    • Digital Unicorn says:

      Am not sure its a sock, as I mention below its rumoured that he is incontinent and wear adult nappies – to me the padding looks like a nappy that has coverage over the top part of the thigh to deal with leakage (that makes it look like Spanex).

      My mother, who has advanced dementia, used to wear those pull up pants and they are bulky so I know what they look like under clothes.

      • Chrissy says:


      • Jerusha says:

        Could be. My husband had Alzheimer’s and wore Depends the last couple of years.

      • Chaine says:

        I thought it looked like he is wearing a diaper too.

      • Indiana Joanna says:

        One explanation for repeatedly saying he’s not a baby. Why does a 70 year old moron need to remind people he’s not a baby except that he feels like a baby. Wonder who changes the diaper now that Hope is gone.

      • Raina says:

        Yeah, that’s no sock. He probably just soiled his pull-ups, the dumb douche. Ever since Stormy, I haven’t looked a pickle the same way…and biting into one gives me great satisfaction.
        Forget Weight Watchers; if i wanna lose a few lbs. I just pull up a picture of the ass-faced orange turd and push my plate away. He is vomit inducing and I hope he’s enjoying twiddling his tweeting baby thumbs instead of doing any actual work because I do not want Rot Brain working under any circumstance.

        Bitch is only holding the umbrella over his own deformed follicles, no less.

    • tealily says:

      All I could think was “hey, you’re the one who paid to f–k” her.

  3. Tanguerita says:

    The double fat roll beneath his belt makes me gag. Literally. I just gagged.

    • Digital Unicorn says:

      I think that’s his adult diapers, allegedly he has incontinence issues with his trousers being tailored specifically to hide them. In one of the front on photo’s you can see the padding and its not fat.

  4. Nichole says:

    Was Melania literally beside him smiling when he said that?? 7:48am; that’s enough for me today.

  5. Lightpurple says:

    I find it hilarious that he is call Stormy “horseface” considering how much money he spent to surgically alter Princess Nagini to look like her.

  6. Tootsie McJingle says:

    He has the mental age of an 8 year old. What grown, responsible man even not in front of a pack of cameras thinks “I’m gonna call that woman Horseface and it’s gonna be so hilarious!”? Seriously.

  7. Beth says:

    Trump has a lot of nerve to call someone ‘horseface.’ Does this piece of horse shit own a mirror? If he doesn’t have a mirror, he must’ve seen his ugly reflection somewhere in his gold plated house. Except for Barron, the entire Trump family are actually kinda horsefaced if you ask me

    • Snowflake says:

      That’s what i post, does he own a mirror? He’s got some nerve criticizing other people’s looks.

    • hunter says:

      HA!! Barron got so lucky, you’re right. Even Tiffany got the Trump Face.

      • jwoolman says:

        Barron looks very much like his paternal grandmother as a young woman. He probably also has aspects of his mother in his face.

  8. kellybean says:

    When is this piece of orange shit going to drop dead?

  9. thewaltzboy says:

    OK… horse face meet horse’s ass. No offense to horses.

  10. AnnaKist says:

    trump is a grub. Apologies to grubs. He’s vermin. Vermin with camel toe. I had to look up FUPA a while back, but I literally guffawed reading this. Should someone gift Melania an umbrella? Or, no? What a gift trump is, sheltering her from the rain… GAG.

    • Swack says:

      I just looked up FUPA myself – UGH! Also, let me correct one thing, if Obama had called a woman horseface, Michelle would have clocked him so bad he wouldn’t have gotten up for quite a long time. Just shows you the difference between Michelle and Melania.

  11. Beth says:

    He must not be very picky about mistresses if he cheats on his trophy wife with a woman he considers a ‘horseface’

  12. Christin says:

    Last night I was talking to my spouse about how rich it is for him to talk about anyone else’s looks. My husband is trying to tune out of this nonsense for the most part, but quickly replied that Zero “looks like an orange-haired Frankenstein”. He added that the guy is Herman Munster with orange hair.

    He suggested looking at his face, build, and how he carries himself. Sure enough, I now can’t unsee the resemblance.

  13. Em says:

    Has he looked in the mirror? He’s the weirdest looking least attractive person. From his giant ass to the birdsnest on his head, that is one strange looking individual.

    • AnnaKist says:

      I believe that in 1980, he decreed that all mirrors should be banished from every one of his homes, after Uday (or was it Qusay) called him an “ugly doo-doo butthead” after trump made him wear a suit and tie to play on the swings.

  14. Mabs A'Mabbin says:

    If she’s horseface, he’s the steaming pile of shit she’s walking away from. And yes, had any other ‘president’ in the history of mankind sunk this low, he would’ve been excavated from the White House.

  15. Eric says:

    It’s crazy how Emperor Zero appeals to the lowest of the low when it comes to his supporters.
    Khashogi murder: “meh”
    Pay your taxes: “only fools do that”
    Lie every day: “makes me look strong”
    Have mistresses: “you’re jealous”
    Bad story about me? “Fake news”
    Praise Ivanka: “you want to eff her”
    Defame me? “I will call you names and threaten”

    You have to be stupid or steadfast to support this moron.

    • Esmom says:

      Honestly, I can’t deal with it anymore. We’ve truly crossed into some surreal nightmare, if we hadn’t already. Someone needs to make it stop.

      • Kitten says:

        It’s so bad. And the thing is, it’s not *only* Trump, the entire GOP is made up of con artists, greedy corporate shills, pedophiles, thieves, philanderers, rapists, white supremacists, and the like. It really is as if a gang of villains took over the country and it is so infuriating to see the bad guys continue to win.
        And we can’t rely on Mueller or Avenatti to be our Super Man, the citizens must save ourselves.

      • Esmom says:

        Agreed, Kitten, but the comments I see daily from deplorables are so effing discouraging. For example, Beto O’Rourke vs Ted Cruz. It’s so easy to see who is the good, compassionate man with the energy to get things done on behalf of his constituents, yet he probably won’t win. I know it’s a red state…maybe I need to turn my attention to other, more winnable races. The congressional race I’m working on *looks* promising — I’ve talked to so many great people — but I guess don’t trust anything to go our way anymore. So sad to see evil and corruption prevailing over goodness and decency.

      • Mel M says:

        I’ve stopped reading the news for the last week because I just can’t take it anymore. I was watching the show on Netflix last night called The Nineties, if you haven’t seen any of them I recommend, the one about Bill Clinton and his presidency and it seriously made me cry. What were absolutely massive scandals back then (whitewater, Monica lewinski) with the GOP losing their minds over it all and trying to impeach him PALE in comparison to what has gone on these last two years. How have we fallen so far?? The hypocrisy of it all and it was not that long ago. I think it was such a big deal to a lot of Americans then because there was an actual standard that the president was held too that no longer exists here. You look back and laugh at what they thought was outrageous behavior by the president. Child’s play now a days. How did this monster get into the White House?

      • Esmom says:

        Mel M, I have tried to distract myself from news and politics, too. I actually read a whole novel over the weekend, which was great. Last night I tried Netflix and it was a mistake. The Haunting of Hill House was just way too scary for me, I am not into horror. The Nineties sounds really good although I’m not sure I’m in the right headspace for real life politics, even from a different and somewhat less distressing era.

      • Kitten says:

        @ Esmom-It blows my mind that ANYBODY would vote for Cruz. But even crazier is the idea that anyone WOULDN’T vote for Beto. That man is something special. I’ve been watching clips of the debate on Twitter and he was phenomenal last night. I know there were mixed feelings about the first debate, but personally I thought Beto owned Rafael both times.
        O’Rourke, Abrams, Bryce, and others…we have a LOT of good candidates out there for the midterms. It is just unfathomable that the races are this close.
        Ugh and Sigh.

        @Mel M- I’m not sure I could handle watching that right now TBH. Two years into this nightmare and it’s hard to conceive of a time when truth and integrity mattered. It is just so incrediby sad what has become of this country.

      • Mel M says:

        @esmom-Yes, I’ve done anything not to pay attention which is so opposite for me. For the first time my husband is asking me if I’ve heard *insert ridiculous story that has anything to do with the orange one* and he knows more then I do. Oh yeah the Haunting of Hill House would for sure give me nightmares *shudders*.

        @kitten and @esmom-I seriously recommend watching all of those shows though, Tom Hanks is one of the producers. They start at the seventies I think? Each season is about a decade has different episodes and you can skip the political ones for the most part. Super nostalgic, it’s so interesting to look at it all the things you grew up around and in through adult eyes. I was serious that it made me cry because it was just a reminder of where we are at today, politically at least. The rest is really good. But yeah kitten it is so hard to conceive that there was a time when the president was a decent person who knew how to conduct himself. I guess that’s because there has never been one with narcissistic personality disorder and I absolutely believe he has it.

      • Mabs A'Mabbin says:

        I remember exactly how I felt during Anita Hill, Lewinsky, et al. I was so embarrassed to be an American. The fact that Anita had to vocalize, at great length, the crap she endured was infuriating. A week later he was confirmed. As disgusted as I was then with long dong silver, pubic hairs, cigars and leaks on dresses, there’s no comparison to the way I feel today. It’s quite shocking and debilitating simultaneously.

  16. Tiffany says:

    Those tweets just made me like Stormy more and more. She is ready for this clown every time and delivers.

    • Chrissy says:

      I have so much respect for Stormy it’s crazy. She’s real, she knows who she is and is unapologitic about her decisions. She’s also whipsmart and can come back from any insult with a biting rebuke that leave the receiver speechless. RESPECT!

    • otaku fairy... says:

      All of her responses were savage. Trump just comes across like a brat in his tweets.

    • Desolee says:

      She reminds me of amber rose when she clap backed at kanye

  17. B n A fn says:

    So Don the Con is calling someone horse face, I guess he has not looked in the mirror for years. Btw, he acknowledged he paid a woman who worked in the sex industry $130,000 to have sex with with him makes him looks like a horse a@@. He slept with the horse face while his wife was home taking care of his infant son. I guess that makes him the horses a$$.

  18. skipper says:

    I don’t understand how his supporters are still on board with his madness and immaturity. How can they justify this? I love Obama but if he ever sent out tweets like this I would drop him like a hot potato! Why aren’t republicans dropping their support? I just don’t get it!

    I know that Obama would never even think these things let alone tweet them so my last sentence was completely hypothetical. I cannot believe 45 is the president of our country. WTF is happening?!?!

    • Jerusha says:

      Roe v Wade. That’s all they care about. And I mean ALL. Once the kid is born, they don’t give a sh1t as shown by their actions. Oh, and owning the libs. That’s #1 for many of those d-bags.

      • me46 says:

        Because his base truly believes that trump was sent by God to “save America”.

      • skipper says:

        So, when will they start offering to adopt the children that they are “saving from being murdered”? Where is their responsibility for making decisions about women’s bodies and their health? *crickets*

      • Jerusha says:

        They’ll never adopt because they don’t care about the resulting children. Only zygotes and fetuses, that’s their focus. They’ll scream bloody murdet if you want to tax them an extra $5.00 a year to fund programs to help those children. Hypocrites.

    • Kitten says:

      Right, but the reason why you (and I) love Obama so much is because we KNOW he would never say anything like that.

  19. TheOriginalMia says:

    Agree on Avenatti. I had to unfollow him. Basta! as he always says. You don’t disparage Dems when they are the only ones fighting for this country. Not on my watch! I still like Stormy, though. Give him hell!

    You are wrong for the FUPA shot. It’s worse in motion. So much worse.

  20. Shelley says:

    I was done with him when he proposed the fight with Don Jr.

  21. Ceecu says:

    She got more likes than him. I’m just here to point that out.

  22. eve says:

    I still like Avenatti. He is the shark that Stormy need to win her case. Like him or not Sometimes it take someone like him to bring the fight to the Dotard. Do not lose focus folks, it is what the bots want.


    I find it odd that most of the first comments are about how much they dislike Avenatti
    When the story is about Trump’s nasty comment about Stormy. Lots of Trump bots on this board.

    • jwoolman says:

      I always thought the idea of Avenatti running for President was silly, but my grouchy Senior Cat could do a much better job than Trump so who knows. I think he’s more useful as an attack dog attorney, though. He should be able to make a lot more money that way, so hopefully he will stay doing what he is doing.

      Avenatti is also quite bright and very good about explaining things, which is why they tap him so often on news shows. He also seems pretty accurate about what is about to happen.

  23. Eric says:

    If you’re an American citizen and you don’t vote blue up and down the ballot, you are condoning the cover-up of a murder of an American resident by a foreign regime to enrich Emperor Zero and Jared Kushner.

    It’s that simple.


  24. Layla says:

    The day the news cycle revealed those “anatomy details” 🍄 by Stormy, I started feeling ill in the afternoon. By 10pm I was puking. I thought it was a flu or stomach bug. But the next morning I was 100% better.

    That’s right y’all…The thought of the president’s junk literally made me barf.

  25. HeyThere! says:

    Dump is basically a 2nd grader and thinks calling someone a ‘horseface’ is the ultimate insult because the ONLY thing that matters to him in a women is her looks. It’s very sad and pathetic. I mean, if I was his wife I would be horrified. As a women who doesn’t know him and doesn’t want to know him, I’m horrified that this is being said by the president of the United States of America. This is not acceptable behavior. Grade schoolers know not to call names….so why doesn’t Dump??? Men do not need to comment of a females body or appearance(even if it’s intended to be a compliment)!!!!!! We are more than our looks. What a dark time to be a women. Ugh.

    • jwoolman says:

      Has anyone pointed out to him that when he calls Stormy horse-faced, he is also calling his daughter Ivanka horse-faced? He told Stormy that she reminds him of Ivanka. Of course, he seems to say that to all women he wants to have sex with….

  26. Doomsday Colt says:


  27. Jen says:

    That’s a mooseknuckle, not camel toe.

  28. JadedBrit says:

    Typical narcissistic waffle. And ageing narcs hate mirrors most of all, because it brings home like nothing else that they are frail, rapidly becoming undesirable, are mortal… It blows my mind that Daily Wailers still call him a “good man”. It’s as though half of America has gone through the looking-glass.