Michael B. Jordan successfully thirst-trapped Naomi Osaka for her birthday

Naomi Osaka photocall in Yokohama

I’m still really salty about everything that happened during the US Open Women’s Singles Final between Serena Williams and Naomi Osaka. Or should I say, everything that happened between Rena, Naomi and Carlos Ramos, because Ramos inserted himself into the match like people had paid tickets to see him act like an a–hole. I’m not here to relitigate that mess, so I’ll just say that in my opinion, both Serena and Naomi deserved better. Naomi played brilliantly, and her first Slam title was marred by a snowflake umpire baiting a legend of sport. In the weeks that followed the final, Naomi has continued to play brilliantly during the Asian swing, and she’s currently #4 in the world. There’s still a vibe of “let’s try to make this shy girl smile and laugh because we feel so bad about what happened.”

Days after her US Open, Naomi appeared on The Ellen Show, and Ellen DeGeneres did the most to try to get Naomi to name her celebrity crushes. Naomi settled on Michael B. Jordan, because she’s a woman with a pulse and ALL of us have a thing for MBJ. MBJ was entirely gracious about the whole thing, and he even sent Naomi a cute little video. Well, Naomi’s birthday was this week, and Ellen – who is drunk with power – decided to tease Naomi a little bit more:

Naomi responded with “pls block me” and then… Michael B. Jordan decided to send Naomi a special personal gift:

And Naomi agreed:

Now, do you think Michael is really interested in this sweet, shy girl? Or is he simply being a really nice guy? Or is Ellen behind all of this, the Master Puppeteer of Celebrity-Tennis Drama?

Lupus LA's MBJAM presented by Michael B. Jordan

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  1. uninspired username says:

    I think he’s being a sweetheart and/or Ellen’s masterminding this.

    Not that she isn’t 110% adorable. I think he’s got a girlfriend.

  2. HelloSunshine says:

    I don’t care what the reasoning is, I’m into this 😂 I really hope he takes her for real, I need positive stories in my life and I need this lol

  3. Samigirl says:

    MBJ, by all accounts, is just a really nice, humble guy. I think he’s grateful for how far he’s come and enjoys brightening people’s day.

    If you know otherwise, dont tell me. Just let a gal believe good men that look like this exist.😂

  4. Original T.C. says:

    He is being sweet to a fan who also is now famous. Pretty sure Ellen contacted him after the show. I think it would be creepy for him to seriously pursue her knowing that she’s star struck. She’s in love with his image, totally different if they met as equals. I think it’s nice of him to invite her, and make her day meeting her celebrity crush.

    • Enny says:

      A. Ellen is pushing this hard – for her own reasons. B. MBJ has a movie coming out so soon he’s planning for the premiere – hence good PR helps his bottom line. C. MBJ is a good guy.

      It’s a mix of all three – but that doesn’t negate C. He can be a good guy and still astutely realize the good PR this generates just before Creed 2 opens…

  5. Lightpurple says:

    He’s being a nice guy. Because he is a nice guy. Reggie Porter Montgomery Forever!

    • EscapedConvent says:

      Oh my God. I wondered if anyone remembered Reggie Montgomery! What a sweetheart he was.

      I probably shouldn’t admit this, but my life has been empty and bleak since All My Kids ended. I may never get over it. :-/

  6. Beth says:

    Damn! He’s so delicious, but not as hot as my hunky bf. That was sweet of Michael to do for a fan

  7. Veronica S. says:

    To be fair, she seemed entirely willing to walk into that trap, lol.

  8. Lenn says:

    Something bothered me about Ellen forcing this on Naomi. She seemed uncomfortable. If no means no, doesn’t that also count for situations like this?

  9. Naddie says:

    “Please block me” lol, I wanna be her friend.

  10. Div says:

    My guess is it is probably multiple things ranging from MBJ being nice, Naomi being very pretty, and PR.

    MBJ has gotten dragged on Black twitter for some spurious rumors about him supposedly talking shit about Black women. While it was proven false, the fact that he exclusively seems to date non-Black women probably doesn’t help. Naomi is a very pretty, very talented, smart, and nice Black/Japanese woman. So him showing interest in well regarded young Black woman, even if it’s just some light flirting, might help his reputation.

    Plus, I wouldn’t be surprised if he had some genuine interest in addition to PR, or it could have absolutely nothing to do with PR. She’s young, but in Hollywood 21 and 31 isn’t that unusual.

  11. Cay says:

    Could you please do a story on your comment that Ellen is drunk on power? Holy Moses, I’ve been thinking the same thing. She is puppet master to so many people/things right now. That’s the real story here.

  12. AMiller says:

    It’s not that serious folks. Sounds like Ellen is having some fun and MBJ and NO are along for the ride. Just people being playful.

  13. Ren says:

    1) I think MBJ is really being a nice guy. Nice gesture for a fan (especially such accomplished one) doesn’t necessarily mean romantic interest
    2) I don’t think it’s was fully umpire’s fault (even though he was undeniably an a-hole). Serena lost her temper and was anything but gracious to her opponent

  14. Misty says:

    I feel like Ellen oversteps a lot and at times it is awkward and even uncomfortable.

    I don’t know if it’s true but I get a vibe from her that she is akin to Rosie O’Donnell in that her whole nice, fun image is largely an image and she’s quite difficult behind the scenes. But I may be completely off.