Honestly, everyone looked kind of terrible at the LA premiere of ‘Suspiria’

The Los Angeles Premiere of SUSPIRIA

Here are photos from last night’s spooky and ghoulish LA premiere of Suspiria. The ladies of Suspiria have been making the rounds at film festivals, promoting their film and generally looking very fashionable and interesting. I even thought Mia Goth and Dakota Johnson were coordinating their looks for effect. But I don’t know what happened at this LA premiere, because every single one of them looks like a damn mess.

Let’s start with Tilda Swinton, I guess. Tilda wore this Schiaparelli Haute Couture ensemble that featured comically oversized palazzo pants in hot pink and a conservative/quirky jacket with GIANT HAND BUTTONS. Duchess Kate is shook by these buttons. And I’m shook by how much I loathe these pants.

Suspiria LA Premiere

The Los Angeles Premiere of SUSPIRIA

Dakota Johnson wore Celine, in what looks like a costume from an ‘80s film where she plays the ditzy party girl supporting character to a Wall Street stockbroker. The bangs, the cut of the dress, the general nothingburger vibes… ugh.

"Suspiria" Premiere

Chloe Moretz in Miu Miu. Honestly, I laughed. The dress is flat-out hideous and the styling just takes the fuggery to the next level. It’s so bad that I’ve actually come around on it: maybe Chloe was *trying* to look this terrible?? There are no excuses for the makeup in particular – why would anyone do pink eye makeup AND goth lips?

Suspiria LA Premiere

Suspiria LA Premiere

And finally, here’s Mia Goth in Dior. This was my favorite look of the premiere – it’s simple and dark and flattering and it would have been great if the other women had coordinated with her.

"Suspiria" Premiere

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. BreeInSEA says:

    Mias lack of brows bugs

    • Veronica S. says:

      It looks like she has very light brown brows, which isn’t her fault, but her make up artist should know better and fill them in so they frame her face better under camera flash.

  2. Vexa says:

    I think I would like what Tilda was going for if the pants were a bit less… bow legged?? They make her look almost squat, which she is 10000% not.

    • Veronica S. says:

      They need 2 inches or so hemmed, but otherwise it could work because it’s kooky, and that’s her fashion wheelhouse.

  3. ChillyWilly says:

    I think Tilda looks FAB!! I actually like Dakota’s dress and Mia looks divine. Chloe always looks awful.

  4. prissa says:

    I LOVE Tilda’s jacket and Mia Goth’s dress is beautiful.

    The others are just NO.

  5. Steff says:

    Brb, I need to call the cops on Chloe’s stylist.

  6. Chef Grace says:

    First off, the little hands are creepy. Tiny hands remind me of 45’s baby fists.
    Maybe these getups are Halloween costumes.

  7. Gaby says:

    This is the worst Chloe has ever looked, and she looks bad 95% of the time.

  8. minx says:

    I can’t improve on the descriptions of Dakota’s and Chloe’s dresses. Just awful.

  9. Love love Tilda’s outfit!

  10. terra says:

    See, those buttons don’t remind me of Kate so much as they remind me of how much I miss Jaime Lannister.

  11. Boxy Lady says:

    Tippi Hedren, Dakota’s grandmother, was there too. SHE looked great. Tiny, compared to everyone else there, but still great.

  12. Pandy says:

    Mia’s dress is beautiful. I thought Dakota was a woman I used to work with – she’s a bit dull. Tilda is a hot mess as is Chloe. That lipstick has got to go. Haven’t seen it look good on anyone yet.

  13. SM says:

    A competinion in ugly outfit contest is on

  14. Oliviajoy1995 says:

    I never like anything Dakota or Tilda Swinton wears.

  15. Charfromdarock says:

    I love what Tilda is wearing but only Tilda can wear that.

  16. Katebush says:

    I love the hands!