Jennifer Garner is either ‘head over heels in love’ with her new bf or it’s ‘not serious’

US Magazine is parceling out the details from their story on Jennifer Garner’s new relationship with restaurant technology CEO John Miller, which I understand and would do too if there was a Celebitchy magazine. We would be milking celebrity interview and source stories all week long. (We do that anyway.) I’m clarifying that in case your initial response is to roll your eyes at Garner, which is understandable and probably the default response to her anyway. She’s in love! She’s happy! She still hasn’t done a pap stroll with the guy, which is either to her credit or means he’s pulling back from the media circus. This story is in the new print edition of US, with Hoda Kotb and Savannah Guthrie on the cover telling their story about Megyn Kelly finally getting her comeuppance for being a racist POS. I bet this was negotiated back when Garner got the cover last week, that it would be stretched out into two weeks of stories with one main cover and an inset on the second cover. Here we go with that:

Heating up fast! Jennifer Garner is “head over heels in love” with her new beau, John Miller, a source reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly.

“It’s gotten very serious,” the source explains

[From US]

That’s it! Those are all the quotes we have about that. As I mentioned it’s probably just a quote from the original sourced article. However People Magazine says they’re not that serious. Which could be the case now that John has experienced all the scrutiny that comes with dating a famous woman.

“It’s not serious,” says an insider in the new issue of PEOPLE. “But she enjoys his company.”

[From People]

So which is it? Are they serious or casual? Also, I would say things have changed for them but this is the same tactic we saw in the rollout: US said they were serious but People reported that it’s just casual.

Note that Garner has a top inset in the current issue of People Magazine too, which I’m sure was calculated.

Some of you have the theory that we’ll see more of John once his divorce is finalized. You also wondered whether these stories about his relationship with Jen are going to be used as leverage in his divorce, which is a good question. It’s possible.

On Instagram Garner did a guacamole recipe while quoting from the three witches scene from Macbeth. This is extra but she’s an actress.

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Happy Halloween! 🎃 . Tomatillo Salsa 1 almost full gallon size bag of tomatillos (from my garden🤗). 3 cloves of garlic, trimmed but not peeled 2 whole jalapeños (or more if you want more spice) 2 or 3 limes Salt Olive oil 1 or 2 ripe avocados . 1. Preheat oven to 325F and line a baking sheet with tin foil. 2. Remove husks from tomatillos. Rinse and dry. Place on baking sheet. 3. Drizzle and coat with olive oil. 4. Add whole jalapeños and garlic to baking sheet. 5. Bake for about 30 minutes. You want the tomatillos softened, but not bursting. Jalapeños and garlic should be soft, as well. 6. Pull stems off jalapeños. Squeeze garlic from its shell. 7. Transfer everything to blender. Squeeze in lime juice and add a little salt. 8. Blend until smooth (leave the lid off a bit and cover with a towel to let the steam escape). 9. Transfer to bowl and let cool. 10. Refrigerate. 11. Add more salt to taste. Add diced avocado. 12. Cast a spell. Yum.

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She also used the opportunity to shill for Neutrogena makeup wipes, which was smart.


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  1. cherry says:

    the black hair makes her look a bit like vintage Jolie.
    That’s all I got.

  2. Truth hurts says:

    Is she trying out for Maleficent 3

  3. Ain’tNoTelling says:

    He looks like Michael Vartan. Good for her.

  4. Erinn says:

    I kind of love the black hair on her? I don’t know – I think she looks so different and kind of cool. Obviously the wig is just a halloween wig, but I think she could rock something darker with a good cut.

  5. AA says:

    He looks like Michael Vartan. I guess she has a type?

  6. juju says:

    Wow, this is all she has now, huh? Endless tabloid speculation about her love life, pimping her kids and her instagram.

    • Esmom says:

      I think she’s doing pretty well. And she seems busy and happy and also amicable with Ben so I’d hardly consider this “all she has now.” Idk.

  7. meme says:

    I like her instagram. I don’t like it when she is pathetic for Ben though. Is the divorced finalized yet?

  8. Yelena says:

    She’s such a gorgeous woman – there is something both very youthful and very womanly about her face.

  9. Carolnr says:

    Wow what a great looking witch….Jen absolutely nailed it!!!
    Nice to see Jen & Ben taking their children trick or treating…Ben is looking better!!!

  10. Dora says:

    Her makeup is a work of art!