Dakota Johnson celebrated Thanksgiving with Chris Martin & Gwyneth Paltrow

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I like Dakota Johnson AND I think she’s one of the most boring celebrities ever. Both feelings can coexist at the same time – Dakota is harmless, sometimes I’m interested in her fashion, sometimes I think she’s an underrated actress, and I mostly want to take a nap whenever I’m reading about her. Only Dakota could make a potentially interesting couple-dynamic super-boring too. I’ve felt, for years now, that Gwyneth Paltrow is very passive-aggressive with Chris Martin and whoever he’s dating. It’s not that Gwyneth wants to be with Chris anymore, but she would prefer it if he never dated anyone younger, blonder or more accomplished than her. I’ve always felt like Gwyneth did the most to sabotage Chris’s relationship with Jennifer Lawrence. Maybe Gwyneth did the same with Annabelle Wallis too. But will Gwyneth do the same with Dakota Johnson? Not so far.

Dakota Johnson spent Thanksgiving this year with boyfriend Chris Martin, as well as his ex-wife Gwyneth Paltrow (who recently wed Brad Falchuk) and their children Apple, 14, and Moses, 12, a source tells PEOPLE.

“They’re a total modern family and had a great time celebrating together,” the insider shares.

The November holiday came more than a month after a false pregnancy report claimed that the Bad Times at El Royale actress, 29, the Coldplay frontman, 41, were expecting a child together. Shortly after the report first began circulating, a rep for Johnson confirmed to PEOPLE that she is not pregnant.

Johnson and Martin have been together for over a year. The two first sparked dating rumors after being spotted on a mid-October 2017 sushi date in Los Angeles. A source recently told PEOPLE of the couple, “Chris lives in Malibu and Dakota seems to love hanging out there. They occasionally go for dinner with friends, but mostly have friends over at home. They go to the beach together, and walks around the neighborhood. They seem to enjoy sharing a quiet life. It does seem they are getting more serious.”

[From People]

“They’re a total modern family” = it came from Gwyneth, right? Dakota must be playing it smart – kissing Gwyneth’s ass and pretending she believes in Gwyneth’s pseudoscience. “Oh, yes, please tell me more about how jade eggs and juice cleanses can cure cancer!” Gwyneth must love that. As for Dakota and Chris’s relationship… I completely forgot about the pregnancy rumors. You know he’ll totally have at least one more kid with *someone*. Is Dakota that someone? Perhaps.

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  1. Nikki says:

    Poor girl.

  2. SM says:

    I don’t know if Dakota is boring but if she is then probably they instantly fall asleep wthen they are together with Chris. I find his music to be a total boring snooze fest. I always change the radio station if Coldplay comes up in my car, as I am afraid I may fall asleep at the wheel and crash. So maybe in a way they are made for each other.

  3. Alyse Leitao says:

    I agree (re: I like her & I find her boring). I like her when I see her in movies, but once I stop watching them I don’t think of her again.

    But hey! She’s not here for me, she’s doing well in her chosen field, seems pretty unproblematic. Good for her 🙂

  4. Killjoy says:

    “I’ve always felt like Gwyneth did the most to sabotage Chris’s relationship with Jennifer Lawrence.” This is a wild thing to write. I know Goopy has justifiably made herself the subject of ridicule, but speculating that she’s so insecure she is sabotaging her ex’s relationships — with no evidence — is a complete disservice to women that I wouldn’t expect on this website. Ugh.

  5. xo says:

    I know it’s impolite to speculate, but I’m kind of buying the pregnancy rumors. . . She looks happy, anyway. Good for her.

  6. Trashaddict says:

    Run away girl. This man will drown you in prosaic waters.

  7. ikki says:

    kind of unrelated but I really liked Dakota in Suspiria. low-key yet powerful acting, and if she actually danced those choreos wonderful work indeed.