Melania Trump’s spokeswoman can’t hide Melania’s pettiness & laziness

President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Trump host the Congressional Ball

Here are some photos of Donald & Melania Trump at the White House Congressional Christmas party. Melania’s hair seems to have gone back to a darker shade, which makes me wonder what that blonde tragedy was all about. Was it just a wig? Last week, Melania debuted her blonde rat’s nest tragedy hairstyle in an interview on Fox News. In the same interview, Melania bashed anyone and everyone who offers any kind of criticism of her or her husband, calling those critics “opportunists who are using my name or my family name to advance themselves. From comedians, to journalists, to performers, book writers…” This from the same a–hole who wore the “I Don’t Really Care, DO U?” jacket to see caged children at the border. The same a–hole who spent tens of millions of taxpayer dollars doing colonialist photoshoots in Africa. The same opportunist a–hole who used the Obama name to spread racist Birther conspiracies and advance herself.

After that Fox News interview, CNN posted an op-ed by Kate Andersen Brower in which Brower took Melania to task for being a terrible FLOTUS who doesn’t understand the role, especially given Mel’s comments in the Fox News interview. Which is true – Melania approached the FLOTUS role like she approaches everything else: like a lazy trophy wife who doesn’t give a sh-t. Melania can go weeks without doing anything publicly, her Be Best initiative is a joke, and her plummeting approval numbers show that fewer people are buying Mel’s bulls–t.

After CNN published Brower’s op-ed, Melania’s spokeswoman Stephanie Grisham decided to respond with her own competing op-ed, which you can read here. Grisham is very devoted to Melania, as we’ve seen over the past two years. I’ll give Melania some credit – her bare bones East Wing staff is a million times more stable than her husband’s West Wing. But even Grisham can’t hide Melania’s pettiness, laziness and racism. It’s sort of hilarious to even see Grisham inadvertently prove Brower’s point, which is that Melania is the worst FLOTUS in decades, that Mel doesn’t understand the role, that Melania is a petty and juvenile rich bitch. Grisham wants Melania to get “credit” for doing a handful of events this month, like Melania is the most magnanimous princess in the royal Bigly court, when it’s clear from Grisham’s words that Melania truly only keeps up a bare-bones schedule just so she can say she’s doing *something*.

President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Trump host the Congressional Ball

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  1. CATAYLOR says:

    My god. In the first picture she looks like a terrible wax statue version of herself. If we looked at her back, are you sure we wouldn’t find a circuit breaker?

    • RBC says:

      Melania looks like she is auditioning for a part on “Westworld” or a reboot of “The Stepford Wives”

      • Milla says:

        She’s stepford wife come to life. That photo is so full of joy and warmth, it would freeze hell

      • jan90067 says:

        This B!tch just needs to eat sh!t and die. She is JUST as complicity as her criminal cabal. The ONLY one I feel for is Barron, but as we don’t know much about him and his views, I’m “holding” judgement” on him for now..

    • AnnaKist says:

      Thank you, CATAYLOR – I came on to say the same thing. She really does look frozen solid. A shop mannequin has more life and works harder than this grasping, vile, rich bitch. I’m not American, but am sickened by her and that maggot she’s married to. She is as detestable as he is, and utterly disgusting.

    • smcollins says:

      She definitely looks non-human, but I also couldn’t help but wonder why she’s the only thing in the photos that looks filtered. It’s like someone used the soft focus only on her.

    • Belle Epoch says:

      Really – in that dress she looks like you could stick a wick in her head and make her a candle! She is the WORST. Horrid woman.

      • LahdidahBaby says:

        LIke a wax candle in the shape of a woman, yes! I can just see her in a scene like the last one the Wicked Witch had in the Wizard of Oz:

        “I’m melting…melting…MELTINNNNNNNG…”

    • Harryg says:

      She looks more and more like her husband every day. It’s weird.

    • Debby says:

      @CATAYLOR Yes! I honestly thought that was her Madame Tussauds wax figure. When I saw that Donald looked human I thought “Why would he be standing next to a wax figure of his wife? Doesn’t he have more important things to do than present the wax figure of his wife at Madame Tussauds?”. Only when I saw the second picture did I contemplate she was actually alive but I’m honestly still not fully convinced.

    • Olenna says:

      I had to look twice; I thought it was a statue of Anubis.

  2. Christine says:

    Her eyes are as dead as her soul.

  3. Tiffany says:

    Of course she doesn’t do anything, SHE DOES NOT LIVE THERE !!!!

    I can’t wait to see her Secret Service budget.

    • Elkie says:

      I’ve decided I’m not going to criticise her for refusing to live with a man who’d turn the stomachs of a PT Barnum sideshow crowd, but she definitely deserves to be nailed to the wall for her racism, her slander of President Obama, her cruel indifference to the innocent victims of the Trump concentration camps, for illegally working on a tourist visa whilst holding herself as the gold standard of immigration and for denying a genuinely hardworking and talented individual the chance of an Einstein visa.

      No education, no talents, no legitimate career, no accomplishments, no special skills, no philanthropy – can anyone name a human being with greater privilege and opportunity and less to show for it?

      • Who ARE these people? says:

        Her husband?

      • Tiffany says:

        @Elkie. We are paying for her decision to not live at 1600. Yeah, I am putting her in blast for that as well. She didn’t want to, separate and decline a detail.

        She did neither. And you think they are paying for the Potomac home she and her family are living at?

      • Swack says:

        If she doesn’t want to live with him she can divorce him. Nothing stopping her from doing so.

    • Snowflake says:


    • Maxie says:

      Where do you think she lives? It must be hard for a First Lady (and her son) to travel incognito?

      • Swack says:

        Obviously not too hard as we have seen no pictures of Barron going to and from school – not even when school started.

      • whatWHAT? says:

        Even a HUGE Hollywood star like Angelina Jolie can travel incognito when she wants to. recall, she did her entire preventative surgery (double mastectomy) and reconstruction with NO ONE knowing until her op-ed about it was published.

        It would be easy enough for Mrs. 45 to do the same.

      • Megan says:

        There have been some reports that her parents bought a house near her son’s school. I suspect she and her son actually live with them.

      • Jessica says:

        Apparently, she lives in a house in Maryland close to Barron’s school.

    • Megan says:

      I’d love to see itemized receipts from her six figure, six hour hotel stays.

  4. Eric says:

    Ironic that Melanoma wants no one to abuse the “trump” name given that every trump on earth has exploited Grandpa’s “presidency” to the tune of hundreds of thousands of dollars (if not millions).

    My favorite episode of this Reality TV shitshow will be called “Asset Forfeiture.”

    • Esmom says:

      No f$%&ing kidding. She’s an imbecile, just like her husband. She’s becoming as frightening to look at, too.

      Asset Forfeiture will indeed be the best episode. It cannot come soon enough.

    • CheckThatPrivilege says:

      LOL, I spit out my coffee laughing at “Melanoma.” I need my laughs where I can get them, especially during these very rough last 2 years with the predatory #TrumpCrimeFamily and their swamp cronies in charge. What a bunch of parasites.

      • Eric says:


        Emperor Zero also sent out Stephen “hair apparent” Miller yesterday on Face the Nation. Miller got trolled by the cameraman on the show who focused on the back of his head while he had that awful brown stain on the front.

      • Esmom says:

        That “hair” on Miller was something else. And I was here for the Twitter mockery. He is an affront to humanity.

  5. Rapunzel says:

    Oh, Melanie…we all know you’re just mad you couldn’t be an opportunist yourself and use the FLOTUS gig to make money hawking products. Oh well, at least you soaked the taxpayers for your stay in NYC so you could renegotiate your contract with Old McDonald. And you’re soaking taxpayers for your travel so that you can cosplay Indiana Jones. And you’re soaking taxpayers for a separate residence so you can avoid your husband.

    • Raina says:

      I hope old McDonald buys the farm already.
      E I EI Just GO

    • sassafras says:

      It is SO OBVIOUS that she disappeared to NYC this summer and renegotiated… something with the WH or DJT. When she reappeared, she’s been 100% more willing to spout off the vile, villainous talking points. It must have been a good deal.

    • jan90067 says:

      Didn’t she sue the DM over what she felt she lost in being able to “monetize” the First Lady position? She is a TOTAL POS, NO DIFFERENT from her Orange POS husband. BOTH need to be in jail…STATE prison for tax evasion, not federal “playhouse” jail.

  6. K-Peace says:

    That “I Don’t Really Care, Do U?” jacket put me in a blind RAGE. It actually scared me how furious i became. It really triggered something in me and made me wonder why all of us decent people aren’t revolting. That travesty should’ve gotten a lot more press, and a lot more outrage, than it got. I’ve never felt so angry & helpless, as I’ve felt since the orange nitwit was elected. This has been 2 years of unprecedented hell!!

    • Esmom says:

      I know, right? I couldn’t believe it was real at first. My brain literally couldn’t comprehend that it wasn’t some photoshopped stunt of some sort.

    • CheckThatPrivilege says:

      I, too, was livid about the entitlement, stupidity and condescension of her choice to wear that dumbass jacket, especially considering that she was traveling to a border detention center to visit immigrant children detained by this awful administration. That was incredibly offensive on an industrial-strength level. I’ll be so glad when this self-absorbed birther is out of the public eye someday, unless it’s because she’s being implicated in a crime.

    • lucy2 says:

      That made me so angry too. She spit in the face of decency and humanity with that, IMO.

      Can you imagine having her platform – the time and funding to do all kinds of good stuff, for kids or veterans or animals or the environment or anything, and doing…nothing.

      • jan90067 says:

        She has NO DECENCY!!! How could she possibly have that having gone after the orange POS while she was “escorting” someone else??

  7. Desolee says:

    That’s a nice dress but not appropriate as you can see her bra. She’s way too fake tan.
    Her hair has always looked nice, healthy, pretty colours imo and I don’t think it’s a wig. She seems to be trying harder lately, showing up to more events? I’m guessing she knows it’s now or Never for her “legacy” as someone may be not working as Potus soon. Next it will be First Lady “mother” and ppl will be like awwwww Melania was actually kind of normal

    • Swack says:

      She does about as much work as her husband does. I check his agenda and since he has been back from the G20 summit the most he has done is a speech in Kansas City and a trip to the Army/Navy game. His trip to Arlington for Wreaths Across America was a joke. The only other thing he has done is attend Christmas Receptions. Total do nothing burger of a president.

  8. Cerys says:

    She looks like a character from a low-budget sci-fi movie in the first picture.

  9. Jerusha says:

    Is that the melaniebot in the top photo? I’ve seen blow up sex dolls with more expression.

  10. Anastasia says:

    She’s an idiot, full stop. And yes, used to lazing around, going to her personal trainer, going to the spa, getting her nails done, etc. Can’t be bothered with this First Lady bullshit. They’re both different shades of awful.

    • jan90067 says:

      Of course she has no time to be a REAL First Lady (besides the fact that she is NO lady!). She has to do all the things that make her appealing to the Orange POS… ie: fake tan, $$$$$$$$ wardrobe, idiotic statements of blind following…. she is an utter blank slate. She parrots what she needs to to keep her $$$$$$$$$. She hasn’t an original thought or a REALLY APPROPRIATE thought in her head!

      She is in it for the $$$$$$$$. And she has NEVER had another thought in her head, other than what she can do to profit from her having to tolerate the mushroom..

  11. Annaloo. says:

    She is ungrateful towards one of the most honorable and highly visible positions in the nation, if not the world. The entire presence of the Trump family is an affront to Americans everywhere, including the ones who are blind to their greed and manipulation.

  12. S says:

    She’s a terrible, talentless, greedy grifter married to another terrible, talentless, greedy grifter. They literally deserve each other. I’ll save my sympathy for someone far more deserving of it.

  13. Q T Hush says:

    Mel is the laziest First Lady ever. She needs to go and take the rest of the first family of grifters with her. I can’t believe that some women defend her. And she’s got terrible hair whether it’s a wig or her original three strands, it’s just awful. Eff off Mel.

  14. Xtrology says:

    Melanija (her real name) could be anything including a hooker for me if she only spoke English. Every time she opens her mouth, my heart drops that we have someone in the Oval office that doesn’t take that time — that doesn’t care enough to sound like the first lady. If she is not doing anything else, she could at the very least do that. Represent.

  15. MattyLove says:

    What in the world is that dress? White, skin-tight, and sequins? Classy, Melania. Per usual.

    • whatWHAT? says:

      and in turtleneck style? uggo.

      • Q T Hush says:

        The turtleneck dress is to show off her new “kidney” operation. Mel associates her assimilation into American society as a 1%.
        She really doesn’t care about anyone but herself. I’d like to impeach her!!!

  16. CC says:

    She will be attacked for being the wife of our president Donald Trump. I think that happens when you have the job to represent the president. Michelle Obama went through the same thing. We hope for the best!

  17. Debbie Wise says:

    Just a thought. Do unto others ( also speak) as you would want to be done too.

  18. Who ARE these people? says:

    No wonder she doesn’t have any friends.

  19. JANAK says:

    I don’t know what has changed in the past few months, but all of a sudden Melania’s full of love. support and hand holding for Drumpf…does she know something, is the end near and she’s knows he’s about to go down, so she’s portraying herself as the loving wife so the Trumptards don’t turn on her???

    • jan90067 says:

      No, she just got a new rider clause in her divorce settlement (for after term) that if she shows total support she gets X more amount of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ in the divorce settlement (that will be filed in less than 5 days after that POS is indicted).

  20. It's A Dry Heave says:

    Melania always looks like she just hit the crack pipe. Her entire shallow “life” has just been one still pose after another.

    The utter lack of detectable life signs can only be explained one way: …She has NO blood. That’s embalming fluid in her veins.