Madonna wants us to know that she’s ‘desperately seeking no one’s approval’

As we discussed, Madonna seems to have a Khloe Kardashian Ass of Lies now. Madonna was photographed during her appearance at the Stonewall Inn on New Year’s Eve, and she truly looked like she had gotten oversized butt implants. There was a lot of debate about implants vs. padding, and there were debates about when she actually got the padding/implants. I’ve come down on the side of Team Implants, and you guys convinced me that the implants have actually been around for a while. We just rarely see Madonna in tight pants or skirts these days, but it actually seems like she got the butt implants last year, or the year before.

Anyway, Madonna heard us talking about her butt implants. And she’s grateful that we’re paying attention to her. It’s like she’s feeding on the ginned up controversy. Madonna posted the Instagram above on Thursday, writing: “Desperately Seeking No Ones Approval.. And Entitled to Free Agency Over My Body Like Everyone Else!! Thank you 2019!” It’s true – everyone has free agency over their body. You can get a Pinocchio Butt or a Kardashian catface if you want. It’s completely your call, and you do you. But “Desperately Seeking No Ones Approval” is a bit rich. It’s not so much that Madonna is seeking our approval – which she is, to be clear – it’s that more than anything, she wants us to pay attention to her and her Pinocchio Butt. So here you go, Madge.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Instagram.

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  1. Otaku fairy... says:

    She gave the subject the only short, clipped, to the point response that’s really called for. Same boring subject, every time she comes up, no matter what she’s actually saying or doing(tbh, on other sites some of the responses were very gross, to say the least).

  2. brutalethyl says:

    This hag. I’m a year younger than she is and she’s making a fool out of herself. Or I should say, more of a fool than usual. There’s nothing wrong with aging naturally. As to that ass, she looks like a Volkswagon Beetle pulling a camper trailer. It’s just stupid. She must have hired somebody to wipe it for her because there’s no way she can reach back there to the business end anymore.

  3. Jenns says:

    I said this in the post yesterday that Madonna is still trying to shock people like she did 25 years ago. Only now it makes her foolish and desperate. It’s disappointing that the once queen on reinvention has resorted to this. Because I think Madonna at 60 could still have a powerful voice in the entertainment arena.

    But instead she’s just stuffing her a$$ with tissues for attention.

    • The Hench says:

      “Stuffing her a$$ with tissues for attention”. Yes, exactly. Do I believe that Madonna is stupid enough to pay for expensive, plastic surgery to make her backside look this ridiculous? No. Do I believe that she is canny enough to seek the PR and attention that comes from stuffing a whole load of tissues down her trousers to look like this? Yes. Yes I do.

  4. jan90067 says:

    Madonna LIVES for these comments. If no one said a word about this pic, her head would explode! She’d be putting out more obvious pics until you *did* say something, you can go to the bank on that.

  5. Lala11_7 says:

    Yes…it is true…she does have free agency over her body…

    I pity her body…because her agency has WRECKED IT…

    And the fact that she can’t LOOK at herself and see that her ass is now disproportionate from the rest of her frame due to artificial augmentation? Well…that’s deep…REAL DEEP…

  6. Notyouraveragehousewife says:

    And her horrendous Tijuana butt implants determined that is a lie.

  7. Lady Keller says:

    She is old enough to be my mother, and I’m too old for this s%$t. She could show women that its ok to age gracefully and you can still be a badass as an older woman. Instead she desperately tries to cling to her youth and tries so hard to grab what attention she can to try and stay relevant with today’s youth. She should enjoy the fact that she is older she has a ton of money and she really does not need anyone approval at this point. Yet everything she does seems to scream “I need validation”

    • chocolate princess says:

      That’s what I have been saying for so many years. SHE IS MADONNA. No one can’t hold the torch like MADONNA. There will be people who can emulate, imitate and replicate but can’t duplicate MADONNA. ONCE AGAIN, YOU ARE MADONNA. Just age gracefully, you have a lot of money for the rest of your life, enjoy it. Even if you put out a new album, you will be #1 again. That’s how much status you have MDNA.

    • enike says:

      I think everyone has just one life. If she wants to experiment, good for her, I say

  8. These outlandish plastic surgery jobs are making me feel like we are moving towards resembling Panem from the Hunger Games.

  9. SM says:

    I have hard time believing someone who decides to purchase a butt sticking out like two watermellons is not seeking to get noticed. It is entirely different conversation whether that attention should only come as approval, as in a positive reaction because it is your body

  10. D says:

    Heinous, She’s a little bit older than me and I always thought I would look to her as to how to gracefully age because she such a “rebel” but no she’s a total patriarchal tool And has been since her 30s. A true cautionary tale and proof you can’t fight aging (If she can’t with all her money in her life no one can look at her hands) So it’s better to just age gracefully as possible that’s what she’s taught me. Let’s hope it’s padding loooks sooo bad..He has free agency and we have free opinion

    • otaku fairy says:

      I wouldn’t go as far as to say it makes her A patriarchal tool, exactly. At worst it just means she’s acted on insecurities about her body.

      • Blinkbanana says:

        And at worst, most below the line are being incredibly rude and sexist (not to mention ageist) about this woman. Doesn’t this site promote something above body and age shaming?? Really disappointed by some of these comments. Be better. Someone even called her a hag *smh*

  11. Yes Doubtful says:

    It looks like padding to me. She wants attention, as usual, even if it means mocking women with large rear ends.

  12. Flffgrrrrlr says:

    My favourite comment yesterday was “what Dr would put boob implants in someone’s bum?”. Lol lol lol!

  13. Anna says:

    This kind of bring back to when Lady Gaga came on the scene and there was rumour she had man part. This wasn’t true, of course, but it got people talking and looking at her crotch. With Madonna, it the same thing, it got people talking, rumour are flying and now people are looking at her butt.

  14. Jaded says:

    She’s sunk to an all-time low in her fanatical desire to maintain a spot in the spotlight.

  15. AnotherDirtyMartini says:

    There was a video going around probably a year ago or more – Ariana Grande and Madonna singing. They show Madonna’s fake butt hanging out of a leotard. It looks like a can of exploded biscuits.

  16. AnotherDirtyMartini says:

    It is her body & her business, but she did it for attention. Her original ass was great. So, what the hell? You would think her kids’ opinions would stop her. My mother told me she wanted an eyebrow lift, and I protested. I told her they rarely turn out good – even wealthy celebs get screwed-up ones. Don’t do it! She took my advice so far.

  17. jwoolman says:

    If it’s implants (as it seems from the video) – is she stuck with them? What happens if you try to reverse it? Or if it’s due to fat injection?

    It seems so hazardous to mess with that especially at her age, because it seems like something that would change in awkward directions with age. Hopefully she will stay fit and active, but stuff happens.

  18. Yibis says:

    Im in Portugal right now and on our walking tour, the tour guide said Madonna lived in Lisbon and was dating a 26 year old
    Portuguese model. My 13 year old son looks at me with confusion and says, “Madonna? She’s still alive?” And sent the guy next to us rolling with laughter. 😂