Dina Lohan has been dating a guy for five years & they’ve never met in person

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It’s been so long since I’ve written about Dina Lohan, I’ve forgotten some of the nicknames I used for her. Mother Crackhead, wasn’t that one? Well, Dina has been somewhat quiet for a few years. Her biggest cash cow – her daughter Lindsay – has been living overseas, in Dubai and Greece. Aliana Lohan has also been overseas a lot, allegedly “modeling” but I really don’t want to think too much about Ali’s activities (that poor child). Dina has mostly been in Long Island, being bankrupt and hanging out with reality stars. As it turns out, she’s on the current season of Celebrity Big Brother (who knew), and she revealed in this week’s episode that she possibly has a boyfriend. She’s never met him. She claims they talk on the phone all the time. She also claims she’s not being catfished. Oh, Dina.

Dina Lohan is in love — with a man she has never met or even FaceTimed! The mother of Lindsay Lohan, who is competing on season 2 of Celebrity Big Brother, opened up to her fellow housemates about her unique love life during Thursday night’s episode. Dina, 56, revealed that she’s been talking to “a special someone” for five years, and despite never meeting him in person, she was confident that the pair would tie the knot one day.

“I can’t wait to tell you about this guy,” she told Kandi Burruss, Tamar Braxton, and Natalie Eva Marie. “I’ve been talking to him for five years. Like, every day. A lot. I feel like I know him. You know when you talk to someone on the phone, like you feel like you know them?”

The New York-based star went on to explain that she hadn’t met her long-term boyfriend yet because he was currently living San Fransisco taking care of his mother and he doesn’t use FaceTime.

“It’s personal,” she said. “He’s real. I swear, it’s crazy. But I’m going to marry him. It’s really, really true. I talk to his ma!” But Kandi, Tamar, and Natalie Eva weren’t having it and told her that she was likely being catfished. Tamar, 41, even offered to accompany Dina on a trip to the Bay Area to finally meet her man.

“It’s real!” Dina insisted. “Some guys don’t just use iPhones!”

[From People]

People can totally have substantive relationships over email or phone. I just don’t think that’s what is happening here. I think Dina is either being catfished, or maybe she’s just, like, hallucinated this entire thing? Or she could just be lying. I really have no idea, but it’s crazy and random, right? And after five years, why hasn’t Dina ever flown to San Francisco? Is she, like, under house arrest and no one said anything? WHY IS THIS STORY SO WEIRD?

Jill Zarin Luncheon

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  1. Krakken says:

    Oh Dina. Is it wrong of me to desperately want the catfisher to reveal all? Please let this happen. Inmate #4676449 ‘fess up.

    • Dtab says:

      I bet this is Lindsay getting her back for living on her coat-tials

      Actually….on second thoughts Lindsay doesnt have the mentality to keep anything substantive for 5 years

    • BeanieBean says:

      At first glance of the headline, I thought it said Dina & her new boyfriend met in prison. It’s still early here.

  2. Mia4s says:

    If that headline had started with anything other than the words “Dina Lohan” this story would shock me. But her? Yeah, uh huh, not surprised.

  3. Naddie says:

    “Naddie has been banging guys from all over the world but they’ve never met in person “

  4. elimaeby says:

    Oh, Dina. Never change. Never re-up on your driver’s license, for all our sakes, but just stay you.

  5. MC2 says:

    My boyfriend thinks she is telling the truth. He’s the quarterback on the team of the town two towns overs….no, not that town, the other one. You don’t know him.

  6. JRenee says:


  7. Swack says:

    Is she sure she’s talking to a male? There are voice distorters out there that can be used. Also, you don’t need an IPhone to talk face to face with someone. When my daughter went to S. Africa for the wedding of a good friend, she talked face to face through Messenger. I talk to my grandchildren (even though they are close by), face to face through Messenger and they use their Kindles and I use my phone (not an IPhone). There is definitely something fishy about all of this.

  8. Down and Out says:

    I live in San Francisco, so the most believable part about this story for me is that someone would need to live at home with their parent. Crazy high rent!

    But yeah, otherwise, she’s probs being catfished.

  9. Snappyfish says:

    How old is she, 12? You aren’t dating someone you have never met

    • ChillyWilly says:

      I think mentally she is 12. I watch Big Brother and my opinion is that substance abuse has stunted her emotionally. She seems to have the maturity level of a teenager. It’s pretty tragic.

      • Mare says:

        I don’t think talking on the phone with someone you’ve never met, for five years constitutes “dating”.

  10. lucy2 says:

    LOL. I wouldn’t want to meet her in person either.

  11. whatWHAT? says:

    “The New York-based star”

    um what?

    • smcollins says:

      Yeah, that descriptor got a big ole side-eye from me. She wishes. Her desperate attempts at trying to live vicariously through Lyndsey is definitely a factor in Lyndsey being as messed up as she is (not the entire reason, of course, but she definitely gets some of the blame along with Michael). Oh, and she’s a complete idiot for believing this so-called boyfriend is real. 🤦‍♀️

  12. Veronica S. says:

    I believe it. I certainly wouldn’t want to ruin the relationship by dealing with her in person.

  13. Case says:

    If this were a real guy genuinely invested in the relationship, he’d find a way to video message her — Skype, Zoom, Viber, etc. So many video messaging apps and services exist for computers and phones. She’s delusional.

  14. C says:

    That’s why it’s lasting this much.

  15. adastraperaspera says:

    Is he in prison?

  16. smcollins says:

    So not only has she never met him, she’s never seen him?? A photo? Nothing? If that’s true how did they even “meet”? This is so bizarre, or a straight up lie.

  17. hogtowngooner says:

    Because I’ve been binge-watching Love After Lockup, I immediately assumed he was in prison.

    • Snowflake says:

      I’ve only watched it a few times. But that one guy, with a gray ponytail if I’m remembering right, spent thousands on this chick that was locked up. I need to tune in again, i liked it the couple times i watched it

  18. Pandy says:

    Oh PLEASE, Dumdum! If he hasn’t even sent you a penis pic … he’s not real lollll. I guess she has nothing else to make up/talk about anymore?

  19. Shelley says:

    So very strange.