Hugh Hefner’s 19 yo twin girlfriends don bikinis for autograph session

Karissa Shannon, Kristina Shannon

Someday I plan on publishing a novel. I’ve been working on it off and on for five years and completely scrapped it a few months ago and started from scratch. While I generally try to focus on the research and the writing, once in a while I can’t help but imagine what it’d be like to do a reading and have people actually ask me to sign my book.

And while I’ve never really taken the time to imagine what I’m wearing when this pretend interaction happens, I’m pretty sure I’ve always got clothes on. If I didn’t, it’d be more like one of those naked dreams. But I’m reasonably confident that clothing is involved, because I never imagine anyone in the audience screaming.

Sadly… or not, depending on your opinion… the same can’t be said for Hugh Hefner’s 19-year-old twin girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon. Now before you panic, let me clarify that they did not publish a book. Though in this day and age when Lauren Conrad tops the New York Times’ Best Seller List, I can see why that’d be a legitimate fear.

The twins were doing an autograph signing for Playboy’s July/August double issue, in which they are the Playmates of the Month. And it wasn’t at a Barnes & Noble or a musty old bookstore like in my own fantasy (just to clarify, my fantasy book reading, not my fantasies about the jailbird twins), but rather the Playboy Store in Las Vegas. Worried that they might appear too formal if they showed up in the matching pantsuits they’d originally chosen, the twins instead decided to wear just teeny tiny bikinis.

And while I’d love to mock, you know the saying: “dress for the job you want, not the job you have.” And in all fairness, the twins are doing both. As are their twins.

Giggle.

Images thanks to PR Photos.com.

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  1. Wresa says:

    I’m good on hearing any more news on these low-rent GND. Not Interested.

  2. Anna says:

    Nevermind that these bimbos are airheaded moneywhores, but all this is so incestuous, it makes me wanna barf. I have a lot of empathy but is it really a male fantasy to have sex with twin SISTERS? (not suggesting that Hugh even has sex anymore, I’m just talking men in general)

  3. Obvious says:

    one more reason I <3 JayBird, I keep writing a novel then postponing and daydreaming-i fear it will never be done. (i’m actually working on 4 right now) *shakes head*

    That being said…I Miss Holly , Bridget and Kendra!!!!!

  4. Sauronsarmy says:

    Well, atleast they do have implants? Yay?

  5. orion70 says:

    lol @ pose in 2nd pic.

  6. Sol says:

    I miss Holly,Bridget and Kendra too. Hope they are doing just fine :)

  7. the original kate says:

    these girls look dumb…and kind of mean. i know – holly, kendra & bridget were kind of dumb too, but at least they were funny.

  8. Wow says:

    These girl ooze low-rent. And they’re on the fugly side.

    They just come off as needing loads of penicillin injections, or perhaps maybe we need them after getting of look at their faces.

  9. justathought says:

    19…so barely out of high school…sad and a little sicko.

  10. DD says:

    This is all a little publicity ego stroking for Hugh. There’s no way he’s bumping uglies with these girls.

  11. yae says:

    19? Why not just put 14 year olds in the pin-up like I’m sure they WISH they could. The teen addiction is outrageous.

  12. Firestarter says:

    Ugly.

  13. sickofit says:

    playmates of the month? woa playboy is really gettin claasic these days.

  14. fizXgirl314 says:

    why is this old guy allowed to carry on this stupid charade? there must be some laws he’s breaking… soooooooooooooooo weird

  15. DeE says:

    Yes, laws against what the Lord, whatever each person perceives the Lord to be, are being broken. Not that I have never done wrong, never fornicated, etc. but I do try hard not to do it on a daily basis. I am more abstinent than sexually active, except with myself, oops…..that is against the what the Lord decrees as well, right. Well to pass judgment, which also isn’t my right, but what I will do, it is disgusting that this man whores around……the face one has at 40 is his/her face for life. We should strive to not just stick it in or open it up to every TOM…Shannon…Dick…Kris..Harry. As mentioned, this teenage fetish for younger and younger GIRLS is sad. Attraction, be a bit bad…..Sex with one person at a time hopefully committed, etc. is human..but this all day nudity splayed out everywhere for Octocenturies is not what we were put on earth for. Some fun, yes….but our purpose is not for pomp and circumstance. We need to realize this and grow….life is fleeting and it is a test and there are degrees of passing.

  16. PrettyEmbalmer says:

    19 years old!!! arent his two sons older than that???

  17. cheyanne says:

    i dont thnk hugh is havin sex with the twins he can get better and knows it! i thnk he has the sisters eat each other out n finger each oyher! i thnk these were the only set of twins who would do this so he had 2 settle

  18. Ptime says:

    ijuu they are ugly…especially Karissa :S I miss Kendra Bridget and Holly!