No, really, it does seem like Melania Trump has a shorter body double, right?


President Donald J. Trump Departure

Here are some photos of Melania Trump leaving the White House on Friday. Melania, Barron and Donald Trump boarded Marine One at the White House, then they boarded Air Force One to go down to Mar-a-Lago, with a quick stop in Alabama to pay their respects to the 23 people who lost their lives in the deadly tornado last week. The stopover in Alabama was where everything seemed to go off the rails. Remember in 2017, when we first had an inkling that there could be a Fake Melania wandering around the White House? It started when a woman who bore a passing resemblance to Melania stood by Donald Trump during an impromptu presser, and Trump made a point of saying “my wife Melania, who happens to be right here…” like he was trying to convince us. The thing is, the woman did look vaguely like Classic Melania, only her nose, jawline and mouth were very different.

Well, back to the stopover in Alabama on Friday. A local Alabama reporter tweeted this photo of Donald Trump and a woman standing by some makeshift crosses made for the tornado victims. Behold, Fauxlania.

A closer look:

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Is that Melania? Or is it Fake Melania, Fauxlania, Mel 2.0, whatever? It honestly doesn’t look like Melania, and this woman seems shorter than Real Mel. It still didn’t look like Melania in the video of the Trumps exiting Air Force One in Florida, just hours later:

Some people theorize that one of Melania’s Secret Service bodyguards is perhaps her body double during events Real Mel doesn’t want to do:

At this point… yeah, I just don’t know. I love a big dumb conspiracy, and I tend to think Fauxlania is actually happening.

President Donald J. Trump Departure

Photos courtesy of Avalon Red, Twitter.

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  1. Originaltessa says:

    Ahhh!!! This is so crazy, and I never believe this stuff, but I think it’s true. Honestly real Melania is much much prettier than fake Melania and it’s obvious when it’s not her.

    • LahdidahBaby says:

      Yes, I have to agree.

      • jan90067 says:

        FAKE! Melanoma would NEVER be photographed with jowls. Case closed! lol. (I’m kind of surprised she didn’t make her SS agent have matching (kidney) surgery lol (jk!!)

    • Eleonor says:

      This is hilarious!

    • Mgsota says:

      I agree! That does not look like her. If you showed me a picture of just fake Melania, without context, without the blob, I wouldn’t have known who it was.

      • Amy Too says:

        Fake Melania’s hair Is much shorter, straighter, and all one color compared to real Melania. In the picture of real Melania, her hair is about five inches longer, is curled at the bottoms, and has more highlights. It’s hard to compare the height in the two pictures bc Melania is standing closer to the camera than Trump in the one picture, whereas Fake Melania’s standing right next to him, but Real Melania does seem to be taller than Fake Melania.

    • AnnaKist says:

      Yep. I’m as blind as a welder’s dog, and even I can see it’s not Melania. This woman looks nothing like the real one. Fauxlania is not faux.

    • SilentStar says:

      Fake Melania does not even have the same body language as Real Melania.

      I never go in for these conspiracies either, but this is bizarre!

    • CheckThatPrivilege says:

      No way Melania would tolerate a fake who’s better-looking and/or warmer-seeming than she is. What a stupid, expensive charade these doubles are, along with this entire presidency. She’s the worst FLOTUS ever, thus perfectly matched with her rampantly malignant tumor of a husband. In case it’s not obvious, I loathe this grifter family. I hope Barron can escape and prevail above his family’s toxicity and has had great opportunities to spend real time with genuinely loving families, so he can see and feel what that’s truly like and seek it out for himself.

  2. Shannon Malcom says:

    I always think stuff like this is crazy. But I swear this weekend on my FB feed, I saw a picture of Melania, and this was before I’d seen anything about the trending #FakeMelania or whatever, and my first thought was like, “Is that her?” I mean, the nose was completely different. Maybe it was just a different angle or something, but it was just weird. It didn’t look like her.

    • BeanieBean says:

      Yeah, that nose was completely different & kinda weird. Like a fake nose that a Hollywood make-up artist puts on an actor, then squishes.

  3. Millennial says:

    Chin/jawline and hair very different and I don’t for a second think real Melania would let her face skin sag/age naturally around the mouth like that.

    Call me a Melania truther.

  4. hindulovegod says:

    It’s searingly obvious that’s not Melania. She’s significantly shorter and the hair is a different color and length. Who is paying for a body double? Are tax payers on the hook for the double’s travel and security?

  5. Peanutbuttr says:

    All I can say is…I thought Moon Over Parador was funnier than Dave.

    So who is the Raul Julia/Frank Langella character? Pence?

  6. Ripley says:

    I saw from someone on Twitter, I can’t recall who now or I would post. She posed the question: What difference does a Fake Melania make?

    She then talked about how there is a sex trafficker in bed with the GOP, people locked in cages at the border and Russia stealing the election. And to focus!

    It really stuck with me as Melania’s “I really don’t care, do u” jacket pulled focus from the families being separated. Now Fake Melania is pulling focus from the above and the rest of this sh^t show they call a presidency.

    And, yes, she’s totally fake and 100% purposefully pulled out for just this reason.

    • Digital Unicorn says:

      And don’t forget the Saudi and Jr story that broke yesterday about how they are also on the hook for buying a Trump presidency. The highest office in the US has been bought and paid for by 2 hostile nations. The Trump family and the GOP sold the US to the highest bidder.

      • mycomment says:

        lawrence tribe and seth abramson have focused on jared and deemed him the greatest security threat to this country.

        Laurence Tribe Retweeted Seth Abramson
        I’m with @SethAbramson here. Smarmy, slimy, smiling Jared Kushner of 666 Fifth Avenue is the beating heart of this unprecedentedly corrupt and deeply evil administration. He’ll eventually be exposed as an insatiably greedy Benedict Arnold.

        @SethAbramson
        I’m going to tell you now the chief thing I’ve learned from many months of research for my forthcoming book Proof of Conspiracy: Jared Kushner is now the greatest domestic danger to America. And many former US government officials know for a fact that what I’ve just said is true.

      • Jan90067 says:

        Mycomment, when I was reading that in my Twitter feed my blood ran cold. We always *knew* he was a huge security risk. Between “Whatsapp-ing” MBS after Kashoggi’s (sp?) murder, the nuclear secrets he’s passed to them, the Chinese trademarks he and daughter-wife keep getting (for VOTING MACHINES??? And now “spas” like the FL one)??
        He IS the “Trump Whisperer”!

      • Nic919 says:

        Sarah Kendhzior has been saying that Jared is the biggest threat to the US for months now. He’s been selling secrets to get money for his building from day one. It’s also why his title is so vague so that no one really notices all the sketchy places he is travelling to. It’s all under the guise of “Middle East peace”.

  7. Birdie says:

    In the pic with Dump.. that is definitely NOT Melania. What is going on?! Why post it?

    • NightOwl says:

      In the photo with Barron, Melania’s pants are not cuffed. In the photo with Trump and the crosses (in other photos from the ceremony), Melanib’s pants are cuffed.

  8. Lolo86lf says:

    Fake Melania radiates a lot more warmth than real Melania.

  9. Rapunzel says:

    Obviously, it’s not her. She’s holding his hand willingly.

  10. Alexandria says:

    Real Melania is fake anyway and having a body double is not unheard of for politicians and their families.

    The real concern is (aside from all the horrors) is that she has possibly sent an impersonator to pay respects to those who died. She couldn’t even get up for them? Imagine if MO sent an impersonator.

    • Jerusha says:

      And trump doesn’t care about them either. It was nothing more than a photo op for him. A stopover on the way to their real destination-MAL. He actually autographed Bibles while there.

  11. TeamAwesome says:

    When I saw the picture in front of the crosses, I immediately said Fake Melania’s back! But I live in Alabama, and this offensive, Bible autographing sham of a potty break on the way to FL has been all over my Facebook. There are multiple pictures of her inside, sans sunglasses, and the she who smelled it hath dealt it squint was on full display. In those pics, it looked more like original Melz.

    • Jerusha says:

      I’m in Mobile and I was back and forth on twitter with a woman from Lee County. She said I was dissing people who lost everything by slamming his Bible signing. The delusion is incomprehensible.

      • Snowflake says:

        Omg, you guys I just moved from Jacksonville FL to Destin FL. almost every restaurant I go into has Fox News on the TV. saw a guy w a MAGA hat on the other day. A guy at my new job tried to get my trainer and I into a political discussion. And these people won’t stop after you politely decline to engage. It’s horrible.

      • Rapunzel says:

        Jerusha- I hope you asked those idiots how they would have reacted if Obama had autographed Bibles. And I hope you asked how autographing Bibles helps those who lost everything. I’d like to know. And I really hope you asked what Trump has actually done to help these people outside a brief pre-golf break visit. Oh, and ask how the Government is going to be able to help such disaster victims if Trump gets his way and lots disaster relief funds for his vanity wall “emergency ”

      • TeamAwesome says:

        Which, if he had wanted to shore up the religious right’s opinion, he would have refused. They would have canonized him as holy.

      • Ader says:

        I live in a very liberal state, and just the other day I found out that two women with whom I sometimes spend time are secret Trumpers!!! These are otherwise intelligent women (or so it seemed). And when I tried to ask them “Why,” they couldn’t give an answer…just something about criminal immigrants and the economy booming (even though, they admitted, they’ll be paying more in taxes this year). It scared the shit out of me, because for the first time I’m realizing that this piece of orange poop may actually win again.

        And now I can’t spend time with them anymore, because spending time with a Trumper feels like self-hate.

      • Nic919 says:

        People who still like dump at this point are dumb racists. They like that he is openly racist too. Anyone who is actually conservative would have been against the tax cut and certainly against his bizarre traitorous actions in foreign policy. He is the biggest idiot in US presidential history so there is no defending him unless you are a cultist or getting paid to work for him.

  12. Eric says:

    How the HELL do we tell the fake Fake Melania from the real Fake Melania?

    Is there a Fake Whispery Ivanka and a Real Whispery Ivanka? Could there be a doppelgänger Ivanka posing with a Real Plastic Jared or is she with the Fake Plastic Tree?

    Quick. We will see which Melania and Ivanka Emperor Zero grabs by the p&%#y while he kisses deeply and then we will know.

    • boredblond says:

      Honestly, she’s had so much work done for years, I doubt if her own mother could pick her out of a line-up. Does the fake melanomia ever speak? Since the real one has rarely been caught smiling in a decade, any big grin is a giveaway too.

      • Baby Got Back Fat says:

        I agree! I’m wondering if this is Melania between fillers and without extensions

  13. adastraperaspera says:

    Just get the right one in prison, please.

  14. Incredulous says:

    This is so dumb it has to be true.

  15. Chef Grace says:

    The freaking lizard alien under her skin is not shape shifting correctly. Jeez come on y’all, that is the problem. ;) no conspiracy here.

  16. Jerusha says:

    The memes were absolute gold. Check it out if you haven’t already.
    I hope that the proper House committees are preparing subpoenas for the madam and so, so many thugs connected to IQ45. Follow this thread to see pics of the madam posing with dozens of trump co-conspirators. Madam Yang has since locked down her FB.
    https://twitter.com/pinche_pi/status/1104062642170351617?s=21
    And poor Barron. Never a smile on that child’s face when around his parents.

    • Lara says:

      Well yea poor Barron, wouldn’t you be confused if your mama was fake?

    • Esmom says:

      Omg, all those people with Yang. Seems almost implausible.

      Side note: Matt Gaetz frightens the bejeezus out of me. All the Florida photos are especially terrifying. This nightmare cannot end soon enough.

      • Ader says:

        Someone called him a “human frat paddle” the other day. It fits, no? The fact that that man is well-off and a congressperson is proof positive that there is no such thing as a benevolent god.

    • BeanieBean says:

      Wow. That was an eye-opener.

    • jules says:

      And I’m back to say that the twitter memes on #fakemelania are indeed absolute gold. People are funny out there.

    • Pinetree13 says:

      Wow that’s insane if real but honest question.. how would we know if some of those are photoshopped or not?

  17. Lindy says:

    This is so weird but… Yeah. That’s not Melania. I wonder if we’ll ever find out all the hairy scary details about the things that go on in Trump world.

  18. Cidy says:

    Oh my God. I have never heard of this before but now I’m all in. That is CLEARLY not her. Like.. wtf..

  19. StormsMama says:

    This makes my head hurt

    This one thing alone would’ve been enough to make anti Obama mouthbreathers seethe with rage.

    THATS NOT MELANIA

    But why

  20. Pandora says:

    But, Barron’s hair!!!

  21. Lucky Charm says:

    It’s simple, really. Fauxlania is the one holding Trump’s hand. The Actual Melania won’t. And I totally believe she uses a stand-in for the events she doesn’t want to be at.

  22. Selene says:

    You all realize that all the first ladies have had body doubles for security reasons, right? That being said, the really doesn’t look like Melania. Still not weird though considering the amount of death threats from crazy people she probably receives.

    • Jerusha says:

      THat so? How many of them parade around with the prez doing heavily covered photo ops on so-called missions of compassion?
      And death threats? Love to compare them with the ones received by Hillary and Michelle. And don’t forget, we liberals are the touchy, feely snowflakes. It’s the wingnuts with their arsenals that act on their murderous impulses. that are dangeroys. They love the trumps.

    • anon says:

      The crazies are on her side, like right there on this picture is one fo them and she calls him husband. She’ll be safe.

    • NightOwl says:

      Really?!

  23. May says:

    Besides all that, is it just me or going to a memorial in sneakers is disrespectful and inappropriate as f*?

  24. isabelle says:

    Wow Byron is crazy tall.

  25. Lucy2 says:

    Unless she got a haircut and a little plastic surgery on the plane, that’s not her.

  26. Ms. says:

    I believe it’s not her, I believe we are paying for it, and I believe it’s probably not the first time this has happened during a presidency.

    • BeanieBean says:

      I don’t believe for a second that any past First Lady sent a body double in her place to visit a memorial.

      • ms says:

        Oh, I absolutely agree. I imagine things like this have been used in the past to distract attention while leaving buildings, etc., NOT to have a literal stand in for actual work events.

  27. Nicegirl says:

    I saw this on Twitter and I was waiting for your response on there yesterday, Kaiser. I knew you’d be on it!

    It’s absolutely crazy to me how the American people are treated as stupid morons by the Trump crime syndicate.

  28. Jessica says:

    Don’t even care if she’s using a body double. She’s not important.

  29. Tai says:

    Did the body-double negotiate for higher pay if she has to hold his hand? I hope so.

  30. qtpi says:

    A few things – my alarm bells went off when she walked in front of him down the steps. That is something secret service would do

    If you watch as she circles the back of the limo she puts her hand up to her ear through her hair. Adjusting an ear piece? Another thing secret service would do.

  31. Nicegirl says:

    Ok. Just had a thought.

    Will they end up saying Fauxlania IS a protective agent with Agent Orange tasked with keeping him safe when threatened? Like these idiots will say it’s all due to threats to his life and this lady is skilled or some shiz where Real Mel isn’t so it’s for his safety . If questioned it will be Sarah Sanders lying that each instance there was some ridiculous threat and only Fauxlania can save him.

  32. Rebecca says:

    Does Donald Trump know? Maybe this is someone she hired to have sex with him so she wouldn’t have to. Did you already say that and I missed it😁.

  33. JRenee says:

    Clearly more shenanigans, it’s amazing how much and how long this shit show has been going on.