Reader, I laughed. I full-on lol’d when I saw these photos of Gwyneth Paltrow at the GLAAD Awards last night. Just imagine Gwyneth’s thought process – she obviously believes that she INVENTED the LGBTQ community and she knows their loves and hates. So she carefully chose this ostrich-feathered blouse and thought, “gay people will love this, yas queen.” It makes her look like a half-skinned Muppet.
Anyway, Gwyneth went to the GLAAD Awards as a presenter, and she brought her husband, The Other Brad, Brad Falchuk. I’ll give them some credit – they seem to have figured it out and he’s happy to be her plus-one everywhere. But still, I guess Brad still doesn’t have veto power over Gwyneth’s clothes. He should have told her that this ensemble makes her look like a hunchbacked and glamorous 70-year-old Boca Raton retiree.
Meanwhile, Gwyneth has a crush on Chadwick Boseman. Lupita Nyong’o appeared on the Goop podcast and Gwyneth brought it up, saying: “Let’s discuss how hot Chadwick is. He is so hot.” Lupita agreed with her and then Goop kept going: “I was doing Avengers 4 that’s coming out and so I got to meet him and everything and I like couldn’t concentrate around him.” I feel like a million black women just gave Gwyneth a massive side-eye. Avenger Becky what.
Photos courtesy of Getty and Backgrid.
Does Gwyneth realize not everything is about her? I’m pretty sure she wears awful stuff like that for attention.
Also I 100% disagree on Chadwick Boseman.
Winston Duke on the other hand….*shudders* *faints*
I have a massive talent crush on Chadwick Boseman. I really hope his upcoming Spike Lee project finally gets him an Oscar nomination.
Chadwick is super talented. Marshall was incredibly underrated, FYI.
What in the holy hell is she wearing?
Right? It’s another time when I thought “it couldn’t be that bad” and I click and my eyes are all “NOOOOOoooo!”
The worst part is that it would have been a medium-cute outfit without the feathered monstrosity (which for Goop is a total win, because chica does NOT have good fashion sense IMO) but the feathers RUIN it. I snorted at “half-skinned Muppet.” Funny because it’s true!
She really needs to consider a new hair style
She really does. When my hair starts looking that flat and stringy I go get a cut. Long hair for the sake of long hair isn’t a good look.
You’d really think somebody who knows her would drop her a massive hint about her beat-up hair. Obviously, they all hate her (too) LOL.
Nooooooooo. So awful. Made even more tragic because that same outfit without those feathers would have been perfectly fine.
She’s had work done recently.
Yep I agree. She has the obvious puffy cheeks
@ Nacho_friend : Yes, it certainly looks like it. I don’t understand why rich famous people don’t arrange to have their “work” done during a lull in their social calendar. Goop’s work looks too obvious for me.
But the filler is certified organic.
Her hair and makeup are always exactly the same – blah – no matter what she is wearing. She seems to favor looking like she just got out of the shower.
What muppet did she kill?
She fetishizes black men, and I wish someone would call her out on it to her face. She was the same way about Obama when she hosted a fundraising dinner.
I can’t agree with that. She’s annoying and the most narcissistic and pretentious thing on the planet at times but I think you’re missing the mark here. I think Gwenyty fetishizes everyone and everything around her. I don’t think it’s targeted towards any one group of people or subject matter. Whatever she thinks is great is something that she will force everyone else to think is great.
I definitely know white people who do fetishize black, latino, Asian men and women for whatever reasons (my ex sister-in-law fetishizing Latino men comes to mind). But I think it’s just Gwyneth fetishizing her subject of the day and is pretty non-specific. She talks about Chadwick in the same way she talks about colonics being the greatest thing ever.
Oh come on. I’m no Gwyneth fan, but she’s not fetishizing black men. I’m a white woman and I would definitely feel giddy around Chadwick Boseman and Obama, not because they’re black, but because they’re good looking and extremely charismatic people. The same way I would feel around a hot white man like Tom Hardy.
I know fetishizing is a real thing in our culture, but let’s not create polarization and division out of nothing. To systematically go after black men for their perceived “greater manliness” or “animalistic sexuality” is fetishizing and dehumanizing black men. There’s nothing that indicates that is what Gwyneth is doing here.
That thing appears to be choking her.
Even her clothes find her insufferable.
Holy crap! Kill it with fire! That is is the ugliest blouse I have ever seen and I lived through the 70s and 80s!!.
@ ChillyWilly : I was there too and I think you’re right!
I don’t really think she’s dressed more over-the-top than at least a few others at this function.
Ok I’m a gay guy and I love that and would probably wear it, tbh!
she’s puffed up her cheeks.
Yest, they are too full.
Jeez. What a horrible outfit. Sorry, G.
Can we please call her Avenger Becky from now on?? lololol
I just always want to yank her limp shoulders back.
Yes! She has the woooooorrrrrrst posture, always has.
What in sweet Jesus is this trash? Her team really hates her.
All I hear when Goop opens her mouth,”Me, me, me.”
Rue McClanahan is spinning in her grave right now. Even Blanche Devereaux wouldn’t be caught dead in that! And she certainly doesn’t show up for an event like this wish unwashed hair. Gross.
She needs a better bra, too.
you know what that reminds me of? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-UgwCDWPek
this video. Like she scalped that muppet and wore it on her sleeves.
Truly heinous outfit but let’s talk about the goop she’s injected into her cheeks.
Hair? Bad. Posture? Bad. Sagging boobs? Bad. Ugly blouse,bad color, pattern and feathers? Bad. Pants that make her look like she’s got a tummy pouch? Bad.
It’s ALL bad. I truly th8nk she dresses this badly because it is guaranteed to her her publicity.
So tired of her.
@ SJR : Speaking of saggy boobs, a friend on Facebook suggested Saturday as No Bra Saturday and I replied that I would do it but I refused to go outside my house!
She injected the muppet she skinned into her cheeks.
Whenever I see these headlines, I always think it can’t be the bad. It always is, sometimes worse than I imagine. This is one of those instances.
Came back a few days after seeing this post. The outfit really stayed with me. Is she really just a snazzy dresser, or is this some inside joke? The feathers refer to her crystal vaginal egg products? We will never know.