Gwyneth Paltrow wore an absurd feathered ensemble to the GLAAD Awards

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Reader, I laughed. I full-on lol’d when I saw these photos of Gwyneth Paltrow at the GLAAD Awards last night. Just imagine Gwyneth’s thought process – she obviously believes that she INVENTED the LGBTQ community and she knows their loves and hates. So she carefully chose this ostrich-feathered blouse and thought, “gay people will love this, yas queen.” It makes her look like a half-skinned Muppet.

Anyway, Gwyneth went to the GLAAD Awards as a presenter, and she brought her husband, The Other Brad, Brad Falchuk. I’ll give them some credit – they seem to have figured it out and he’s happy to be her plus-one everywhere. But still, I guess Brad still doesn’t have veto power over Gwyneth’s clothes. He should have told her that this ensemble makes her look like a hunchbacked and glamorous 70-year-old Boca Raton retiree.

Meanwhile, Gwyneth has a crush on Chadwick Boseman. Lupita Nyong’o appeared on the Goop podcast and Gwyneth brought it up, saying: “Let’s discuss how hot Chadwick is. He is so hot.” Lupita agreed with her and then Goop kept going: “I was doing Avengers 4 that’s coming out and so I got to meet him and everything and I like couldn’t concentrate around him.” I feel like a million black women just gave Gwyneth a massive side-eye. Avenger Becky what.

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Gwyneth Paltrow and husband Brad Falchuk look stunning as they head to an event in Hollywood

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  1. Lucia says:

    Does Gwyneth realize not everything is about her? I’m pretty sure she wears awful stuff like that for attention.

    Also I 100% disagree on Chadwick Boseman.

    Winston Duke on the other hand….*shudders* *faints*

    • Kealeen says:

      I have a massive talent crush on Chadwick Boseman. I really hope his upcoming Spike Lee project finally gets him an Oscar nomination.

  2. Mabs A'Mabbin says:

    What in the holy hell is she wearing?

    • Lilly (with the double-L) says:

      Right? It’s another time when I thought “it couldn’t be that bad” and I click and my eyes are all “NOOOOOoooo!”

      • AMAyson1977 says:

        The worst part is that it would have been a medium-cute outfit without the feathered monstrosity (which for Goop is a total win, because chica does NOT have good fashion sense IMO) but the feathers RUIN it. I snorted at “half-skinned Muppet.” Funny because it’s true!

  3. Rocky says:

    She really needs to consider a new hair style

    • Um says:

      She really does. When my hair starts looking that flat and stringy I go get a cut. Long hair for the sake of long hair isn’t a good look.

    • Bee says:

      You’d really think somebody who knows her would drop her a massive hint about her beat-up hair. Obviously, they all hate her (too) LOL.

  4. raindrop says:

    Nooooooooo. So awful. Made even more tragic because that same outfit without those feathers would have been perfectly fine.

  5. Arlene Hunt says:

    She’s had work done recently.

    • Nacho_friend says:

      Yep I agree. She has the obvious puffy cheeks

      • Still_Sarah says:

        @ Nacho_friend : Yes, it certainly looks like it. I don’t understand why rich famous people don’t arrange to have their “work” done during a lull in their social calendar. Goop’s work looks too obvious for me.

    • wolfgirl says:

      But the filler is certified organic.

  6. Andrea says:

    Her hair and makeup are always exactly the same – blah – no matter what she is wearing. She seems to favor looking like she just got out of the shower.

  7. M.A.F. says:

    What muppet did she kill?

  8. Kealeen says:

    She fetishizes black men, and I wish someone would call her out on it to her face. She was the same way about Obama when she hosted a fundraising dinner.

    • Lucia says:

      I can’t agree with that. She’s annoying and the most narcissistic and pretentious thing on the planet at times but I think you’re missing the mark here. I think Gwenyty fetishizes everyone and everything around her. I don’t think it’s targeted towards any one group of people or subject matter. Whatever she thinks is great is something that she will force everyone else to think is great.

      I definitely know white people who do fetishize black, latino, Asian men and women for whatever reasons (my ex sister-in-law fetishizing Latino men comes to mind). But I think it’s just Gwyneth fetishizing her subject of the day and is pretty non-specific. She talks about Chadwick in the same way she talks about colonics being the greatest thing ever.

    • Kit says:

      Oh come on. I’m no Gwyneth fan, but she’s not fetishizing black men. I’m a white woman and I would definitely feel giddy around Chadwick Boseman and Obama, not because they’re black, but because they’re good looking and extremely charismatic people. The same way I would feel around a hot white man like Tom Hardy.

      I know fetishizing is a real thing in our culture, but let’s not create polarization and division out of nothing. To systematically go after black men for their perceived “greater manliness” or “animalistic sexuality” is fetishizing and dehumanizing black men. There’s nothing that indicates that is what Gwyneth is doing here.

  9. Lightpurple says:

    That thing appears to be choking her.

  10. ChillyWilly says:

    Holy crap! Kill it with fire! That is is the ugliest blouse I have ever seen and I lived through the 70s and 80s!!.

  11. huckle says:

    I don’t really think she’s dressed more over-the-top than at least a few others at this function.

  12. DiegoInSF says:

    Ok I’m a gay guy and I love that and would probably wear it, tbh!

  13. mycomment says:

    she’s puffed up her cheeks.

  14. Ain’tNoTelling says:

    Jeez. What a horrible outfit. Sorry, G.

  15. Ali says:

    Can we please call her Avenger Becky from now on?? lololol

  16. Harryg says:

    I just always want to yank her limp shoulders back.
    Horrid outfit.

  17. Mia says:

    What in sweet Jesus is this trash? Her team really hates her.

  18. SpilldatT says:

    All I hear when Goop opens her mouth,”Me, me, me.”

  19. Jessica says:

    Rue McClanahan is spinning in her grave right now. Even Blanche Devereaux wouldn’t be caught dead in that! And she certainly doesn’t show up for an event like this wish unwashed hair. Gross.

  20. Mollie says:

    She needs a better bra, too.

  21. MelP says:

    you know what that reminds me of?
    this video. Like she scalped that muppet and wore it on her sleeves.

  22. Anare says:

    Truly heinous outfit but let’s talk about the goop she’s injected into her cheeks.

  23. SJR says:

    Hair? Bad. Posture? Bad. Sagging boobs? Bad. Ugly blouse,bad color, pattern and feathers? Bad. Pants that make her look like she’s got a tummy pouch? Bad.
    It’s ALL bad. I truly th8nk she dresses this badly because it is guaranteed to her her publicity.
    So tired of her.

    • Still_Sarah says:

      @ SJR : Speaking of saggy boobs, a friend on Facebook suggested Saturday as No Bra Saturday and I replied that I would do it but I refused to go outside my house!

  24. CairinaCat says:

    She injected the muppet she skinned into her cheeks.

  25. Nina says:

    Whenever I see these headlines, I always think it can’t be the bad. It always is, sometimes worse than I imagine. This is one of those instances.

  26. MsGnomer says:

    Came back a few days after seeing this post. The outfit really stayed with me. Is she really just a snazzy dresser, or is this some inside joke? The feathers refer to her crystal vaginal egg products? We will never know.