Sarah Huckabee Sanders is leaving the White House, she will not be missed


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From what I remember – and it all blends together – Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced last year that she was leaving the White House. She ended up staying up until now, probably because she’s incompetant and terrible but no one could come up with anyone better to replace her as White House press secretary. Was that even her real job title? At one point, she was just, like, assistant Communications, but as White House turnover increased, Sanders “fell up.” And good God, was she terrible at all of it. She hasn’t given a briefing in the White House press room in 94 days. In the past 300 days, she’s only given 8 briefings. Instead of doing her job, she would gather a small group of reporters in the parking lot and hee-haw shout her lies at whoever was around. You think I’m joking. I am not.

White House press secretary Sarah Sanders will leave her position at the end of the month, capping a tumultuous tenure as the President’s chief spokeswoman in which she largely redefined the role. President Donald Trump announced on Twitter that Sanders will return to her home state of Arkansas and floated the possibility of a gubernatorial run for the White House press secretary. Speaking at an event later Thursday afternoon, Trump praised her as a “warrior.”

The announcement of her exit, which coincided with the 94th day since she last appeared at the podium, also cast a spotlight on the scope of change she ushered in, offering a vanishing degree of accountability to the position. Speaking at an event shortly after the announcement, Sanders called her role “the honor of a lifetime” and an experience she “will treasure forever.”

“I couldn’t be prouder to have the opportunity to serve my country and particularly to work for this President,” Sanders said after Trump asked her to join him at the lectern. “I’ve loved every minute — even the hard minutes.”

Sanders chose her date of departure “well in advance” of Thursday’s announcement, one White House official told CNN’s Jim Acosta. In private conversations in recent weeks, Sanders has floated running for Arkansas governor, according to two people familiar with the talks. Arkansas Gov. Asa Hutchinson was re-elected just last year, so unless he steps down early — or is appointed to something — the governor’s office in Little Rock isn’t open until January 2023. She has told colleagues and friends that she thinks running for office would be a good next move for her, instead of taking a television job upon her departure.

[From CNN]

She should have just said that she was resigning to spend more time with her lies and her sh-tty cheap makeup. I feel nothing about this – Sanders was a Nazi a–hole, and one of the worst liars ever in the political sphere. She got confused easily, she was dumb as a f–king box of hair, and nothing she ever said was the truth. She tried to adopt the same bullying, bitchy Mean Girl tactics as Trump but she was even terrible at that. Reporters openly laughed at her. She actually believed the dumb sh-t Trump would say or tweet. And no, this Nazi bitch won’t run for office. She can’t even convince restaurants to serve her. Good riddance to her.

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  1. Becks1 says:

    Good riddance.

  2. Lightpurple says:

    Good riddance. Probably taking off before the Ethics adviser recommends her firing.

    Trump’s own ethics adviser, who hasn’t been showing up, finally recommended firing Kellyanne Conway yesterday for her repeated violations of the Hatch Act.

    • SamC says:

      Yet like the subpoenas, they will ignore it and continue on their merry way. One thing I’ve learned from this hot mess of an administration is, despite their efforts, the Founding Fathers gave too much power to our legislative and executive branches. There really seem to be no repercussions or consequences, aside from some very expensive attorney fees.

    • pottymouth pup says:

      he’s refusing to fire Conway (as expected)

      I’m not really sure the problem is that the founding fathers gave too much power to the executive branch, it’s more that they never foresaw that a political party would completely abrogate their responsibilities in the other branches of government to the point of treason (especially not in a way to change our form of government the way the GOP has)

      I think Sanders expects to be elected governor of Arkansas. Ironic that she’d even say she’d run for office since the Huckabee religious ideals push the religious conservative values that women are basically property of their husbands/fathers and the should remain at home doing “wimmin’s work”

    • Bros says:

      But im going to miss that chernobyl squid waterlogged cashew face!

      • schmootc says:

        This description speaks to me. It is just exactly, perfectly right.

      • Raina says:

        Yep. Her and her picasso face can go to hell. Her insides caught up with her outside and she just presents as tortured and mean. Just pure negativity in human form.
        Everyone complicit in the horror and travesty of this administration need to get what they deserve. I don’t seek death; I need prison for these creatures.

      • m'tuna says:

        You’ve all said it so well. All I can add is what the hell happened with Mike and Janet Huckabee’s genetics? I’m never one to harp on a woman’s appearance but damn.

  3. CharliePenn says:

    Oh I do not care one bit what becomes of her. I am feeling zero compassion for her. She has lied to the public more than any person I can think of except our disgusting president.

    • Elkie says:

      I LOLd at one tweet saying they don’t ever want to see her on TV again, unless it’s Man versus Food… and she’s the food.

  4. Sue Denim says:

    I don’t like to comment on people’s looks in general but ooof, her ugliness goes right to the bone. It’s in her hard eyes, the downturned mouth, the soul crushing combination of ignorance, arrogance and contempt. She was the perfect voice for this regime…but I’m actually thinking now they’ll do away w the office entirely and just use tweets and Fox instead…

    • BlueSky says:

      @SueDenim, I too don’t like to comment on women’s looks but in this case….you get the face you deserve.
      And I’m sure it’s not her choice not to work on TV. I think the reason she stayed as long as she did was because she can’t get hired anywhere else.

      • Avalanche says:

        You get the face you deserve? So if a woman’s face is damaged or disfigured through no fault of her own she deserves it?

      • Meganbot2000 says:

        I agree many of the comments (not necessarily here but online in general) have inappropriately focused on her physical appearance.

        But I think the expression “you get the face you deserve” means you can tell someone’s personality from their face, regardless of whether they are attractive or not. There’s a well-known TV personality here in Britain who survived an acid attack to her face, but despite the physical damage you can tell from looking at her that she’s a nice person. You can tell from looking at Sarah that she’s not a nice person, and it’s nothing to do with her not being blessed with physical beauty. It’s something deeper that shows itself on the face.

      • KidV says:

        @Avalanche – Obviously they’re talking about a person with an ugly personality, not someone who has had an accident or is a victim of violence. That was a huge leap you did there. Baryshnikov would be proud.

    • vava says:

      When it comes to someone as evil as Suckabee is, I have no problem talking about her looks. Her face is one of nightmares! She’d be great in a horror movie!

    • Erinn says:

      I’ll comment on her makeup – which is a choice. Not a good choice, but definitely a choice.

      Credit for – blending that foundation down her neck (in the first photo anyway).
      Points deducted for a too dark and too yellow shade choice. She needs something a hair more pink and about a shade lighter. But in that first photo – even though I know she’s wearing a blush or a bronzer, it’s so faint looking that it makes her look two dimensional and almost like she just STARTED doing her makeup, rather than how it should look when it’s done.

    • Harryg says:

      Everyone around Trump gets his pouty sour mouth, somehow. Osmosis. Melania has it too.

    • Valerie says:

      I feel the same way. She’s an unpleasant looking person.

    • whatWHAT? says:

      as my friend likes to say, “she looks like she smelled something bad”. all day every day.

      such a sourpuss.

      and I STILL can’t believe she’s not even 40 yet.

    • Raina says:

      It’s interesting how were all saying the exact same thing. It has nothing to do with appearance per se, she’s to the bone ugly in a way that only a lifetime of shitty actions can show.
      You know what else comes to mind seemingly out of nowhere? She reminds me of that blonde older woman in Devils Advocate who turned into a demon when Charlize Therons character saw her through the mirror. She saw her for what she really was and stabbed herself in the neck afterward.
      This whole presidency is the Devils Advocate except we couldn’t even get a Al Pacino or Keanu. We got some Orange maggot juice fecal matter. I get carried away with him, sorry.
      He can’t even be a decent villain.

      • Sue Denim says:

        Yes, this is what I was trying to say. She could have that same face, even the same bad makeup, etc. but with a sweet, kind, generous, warm etc personality, could be lovely. It would shine through in a twinkle in the eyes, a smile…instead it’s her ugly insides seeping through that just make her so hard and soulless looking…

    • WineGrrl says:

      You gotta watch “Bad Lip Reading – White House Press Briefing.” It’s on that site that has videos. :)

  5. Marjorie says:

    Excellent photos in this post as always, Kaiser. She looks like what she is.

  6. Nopity Nope says:

    She’s vile. Buh bye!

  7. Chrissy says:

    To think this lying ahole was paid nearly two hundred grand a year to do nothing but lie, lie and lie some more, is a travesty. To think that she attended the State Visit with the Queen of England etc is an abomination. But you just know that if she ran for Govenor of Arkansas in this political climate, she could probably win. God help America. smdh I hope she chokes on her fake pearls.

    • Swack says:

      Read that the position for governor is not up until 2023 unless something happens to remove the current governor. Hopefully by then the political climate will have changed.

    • Mignionette says:

      I wonder if she timed her departure to coincide with the visit. The whole thing is a mess. The White House really embarrassed the US this last state visit.

    • Megan says:

      If Sarah Palin can get elected governor, so can Sanders. Dumb and full of lies appeals to some voters, apparently.

      • Arpeggi says:

        I’m gonna be nice to Alaskan voters and point out that Sarah Palin was elected Gov before she had shown how absolutely incompetent/illiterate/vapid/crooked she was… And they never elected her to any office since then. To vote for SHS after she has proven that she’s a lying monster would be quite different

    • WineGrrl says:

      I felt so sorry for Prince Charles, sandwiched between Trump and this trainwreck at the dinner table. It must have been all kinds of terrible.

    • BeanieBean says:

      Yeah, what a boondoggle–taxpayer paid trip to England with all the excesses, then quit job.

    • Still_Sarah says:

      I think Sanders could win in Arkansas – it’s possible. I wonder how many political IOU’s would have to be pulled out by her father, former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee. I’ll bet he still has a lot of power there. I don’t want her to win – I think Arkansas is a wonderful place but they already has enough challenges to deal with and she doesn’t strike me as someone who would be good as governor.

  8. grabbyhands says:

    Good riddance to this melted wax faced swamp witch.

    I don’t think she’ll run for office right away, but I can see her doing any number of other things that would be equally horrible.

    • @lilith57 says:

      “melted wax faced swamp witch”
      THIS has just become m my new favorite thing!!!!!
      Thank you grabbyhands!!!

  9. Chef Grace says:

    Don’t let the door hit you on the way out. And may you trip, fall down the stairs and in front of the karma bus, go splat and ooze into the sewer.

    • (TheOG)@Jan90067 says:

      What have our poor sea creatures done to deserve that POS oozing into the oceans??? Have some compassion! 😳.

    • Still_Sarah says:

      @ Chef Grace : Okay, I don’t want you to hold back now. Tell us how you REALLY feel.

      LOL. Perfect post. I love the reference to the karma bus.

  10. agnes says:

    In Memoriam:

    “I actually really like Sarah. I think she’s very resourceful. She burns facts, and then she uses that ash to create a perfect smoky eye. Like maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s lies. It’s probably lies.” – Michelle Wolf

    I still think it’s hilarious, that Suckabee was offended by this: the truth.

  11. Mia4s says:

    Aunt Lydia is needed back at the Red Centre.

    Ugh, bye you complicit piece of garbage.

  12. Avalanche says:

    Sad to see Sarah Sanders step down. I found her indefatigable ability to defend the indefensible mesmerizing.

  13. HK9 says:

    Bye Bitch.

  14. LNG says:

    BYE. She is just so awful. I can’t even stand to hear her voice anymore. Does she truly believe the crap that she spews, or does she know she’s full of it? I go back and forth on this questions.

    Also, she is also only 36 years old, which is completely shocking to me. She easily looks at least 10 years older than that.

    • Elkie says:

      If you want your mind truly blown, Kellyanne Conway is a year YOUNGER than Halle Berry.

      • IlsaLund says:

        Say what? You’re kidding? Mind blown. Conway looks old enough to be Hallie’s mom. Genetics and lifestyle have not been kind to KellyAnn.

      • LNG says:

        WHAT? Wow. I need the mindblown emoji here.

    • Jerusha says:

      She’s her father’s daughter, so yeah, she probably does believe all the shit she spread.

      • LNG says:

        I can’t decide if that makes it better or worse. Pure evil vs. straight up ignorant and stupid.

    • Snowflake says:

      Omg, only 3y! She is pure evil masquerading as a Christian

      • Still_Sarah says:

        Exactly. I’m a card carrying Christian and I want to point at her and scream “This woman does not represent who I am or my beliefs!”.

        I joke that you can always tell who the people are that don’t believe hell exists. They are the people who go around hurting others and believing smugly that they will never pay for what they have done. Sarah Huckabee Sanders is one of those people.

        I don’t care how many bibles she has or how many prayer breakfasts she goes to. If you don’t follow what’s inside the bible, you’re not a real Christian. And everything I have seen of her shows that she is not following it. Sorry for the rant but I hate it when fakers like her drag down people who actually live their faith with kindness and justice.

  15. CES says:

    Bye Felicia

  16. Lizzie says:

    this google eyed bitch needs to disappear. her outsides look like her insides – ugly.

  17. josephine says:

    I find it amazing that no Evangelicals call her out for spreading the false word. This administration is packed with so-called Christians that have THE most un-Christian behavior I have ever seen.

    Real Christians need to stand up and call-out this behavior but they have been unbelievably silent. I find it sickening how much these people pretend to be Christians yet do the most despicable things.

    • Digital Unicorn says:

      In my experience evangelicals = hypocrites who don’t practice what the preach/demand how others behave.

    • Arpeggi says:

      I guess that tells you all you need to know about these so-called Evangelicals. None of them gives a crap about wandering dongs, lies and babies in cages as long as they get $$$ and that LGBTQ+ get discriminated against and abortions are banned

      • Yeah, these evangelicals for Trump are TOO much. Seriously, supporting Trump? Mr, Trump has always only gone to church for the following reasons: He is trying to get laid, he wants the PR, or he wants to buy the air rights over the actual church (YEP) for his own Real Estate purposes and family greed. And now for political reasons too. Sheez. Aaaargh.

      • josephine says:

        Christianity has become such a farce, such a mockery in this country. I know that religion means a lot to many people, and that many people feel that it really helps them, but until people who call themselves Christians actually live by Christian ideals and stand up for what is right, I think it’s all a sham. And I’m calling out Christians here because they are the ones so intertwined in the Republican party right now.

      • Still_Sarah says:

        @ Josephine : You are correct that some Christians are intertwined with the Republican party. Because they are. But a lot of others are also in the streets protesting against his horrible policies. Right wing Christians get all the press but they’re not the only ones out there.

    • Surly Gale says:

      So with you on that

  18. Jerusha says:

    Sarah Suckabee Slanders-you deserve all the derision you receive. Bye, Bitch!

  19. Avalanche says:

    Does this mean The Mooch is coming back or will they go with Ben Shapiro?

  20. Christo says:

    Who knows….maybe McDonalds will bring back Grimace for its commercials. Sarah would be a shoe-in for that role. She wouldn’t even need make-up and wardrobe. Just hose her face and let the purple ash cascade down the mountain and she will fit right in alongside the Hamburglar.

  21. Can not WAIT for the day we are rid of this administration! Just keep going, one by one, bye bye, off you go! There was a point early on in this hellish blur of the last few years that she just looked so miserable or something that I thought she might actually have a heart, conscious, something/ ANYTHING in there and at least have the decency to leave. HAH! Nope! She stayed and stayed and it just got worse. How these people even live with themselves, eat or sleep at night is beyond me.

    • WingKingdom says:

      I agree with everything you say-

      and I am absolutely furious that she dares to say that she “served her country.” She did nothing but drag down the discourse and make everyone stupider with her nonsense. She did a great disservice to our country and I hope that somewhere in her lie-filled brain she knows that.

  22. Veronica S. says:

    There’s something satisfying about how jaundiced her overly yellow toned foundation always made her look because you could easily picture her liver trying to do the Lord’s work and sacrificing itself for the greater cause of humanity. I mean, if America dies a little inside every time she speaks, imagine the decayed state of her internal organs.

    Goodbye, Sarah. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

  23. Sean says:

    Considering how each new appointee in the Trump administration has been worse than the person they’re replacing, I’d bet good money the next press secretary will make us pine for Sarah; which is something I’m not looking forward to. Rumor has it she’s leaving to run for governor of Arkansas. That, or teach a course on mental gymnastics at the University of Arkansas

    Also, looking at her facial expressions, I’m convinced the constant lying has caused her to have numerous minor strokes.

  24. Karen says:

    She will have tons of job offers in Arkansas. Cleaning toilets, cesspools and fry station at McDonalds.

  25. Myra says:

    Bye Felicia

  26. Bint says:

    Wow. I used to LOVE Celebitchy because it was snarky without being sexist and part of the problem in society right now. I don’t agree with SHS’s politics and we are very definitely NOT from the same religious group, but I would never stoop to attacking her on her makeup and appearance. I thought as feminists we were supposed to be above that. You’ve taken us backward five decades by blaming her looks on her politics. Has anyone said the same about about anti-vaxx Jessica Biel? Exactly.

    • Arpeggi says:

      Oh please! SHS decided to work for a piece of s#&t that belittles women based on their appearance, bragged about going to the Miss America changing rooms while teenagers were getting undressed, about leaving wives when they hit 35, says he couldn’t have groped a woman because “look at her: she’s not a 10″ . She decided to become the face and voice of his administration; she lied on his behalf, stopped doing the job she was expected to do to appease him and spread utter BS daily to make a monster happy while the administration she works for slowly takes away human rights and put rapists in top positions. But we shouldn’t mention the fact that her makeup game is crap because #feminism? You think that this is what will take the cause of equal rights backward?!? Yeah, no. I can’t even

      • guilty pleasures says:

        Well said, Arpeggi, well said. This stain on humanity has abrogated her right to being given another chance. To chastise those of us who are glad that she is getting what is deserved is ridiculous. The comments on her hideous countenance speak to the ugly oozing out of her very core. There are countless people who are not technically ‘good looking’ who are not judged by that, because their human worth makes them attractive.
        The feminist handwringing is misspent on this one.

    • Anon33 says:

      This is an objectively verifiable shitbag of supposedly human parts who has contributed to the downfall of the political system in this country. I’m not going to treat horrible disgusting people with kid gloves “because they’re women.” She doesn’t “deserve” some type of “fairer” treatment simply because she’s a woman. That’s not feminism-it’s paternalism.

    • Snowflake says:

      Idgaf anymore. She worked for Hitler, i don’t give a shit about her. Lying ass devil, she is

  27. SJR says:

    This person NO. Good leave. And take that Orange Fool with you.
    Liar. Cheater. Fraud. Most Trumps people are, including himself.
    Can not wait for 2020 election. Anyone but Trump.

    Trump sure does have a ton of turnover in staff, doesn’t he? But, of course, they all make huge paydays and do damage to this country before they finally Get Out!

  28. L84Tea says:

    She always appears as if she is holding in a huge belch.

  29. DiegoInSF says:

    Bye Aunt sarah! Go back to Arkansas and don’t come back!

  30. adastraperaspera says:

    Trump is basically shutting down the government by doing away with positions and appointing “acting” roles staffed with corrupt cronies. His mission is the libertarian dream of destroying the state, as Bannon bragged about in interviews. They want a world run by powerful warlords who pretend to be leading a nation state when they are actually sabotaging it–like Putin, Erdogan, etc. Sanders was a crass propagandist, a true believer. But her leaving now is most likely an ominous indication of Trump kicking things up a notch–such as the “wag the dog” attacks on oil tankers that Pompeo blamed on Iran yesterday.

    • Harryg says:

      Totally wagging the dog. Distract distract distract. And Bannon – he’s really scary. And he looks so ill he could be in Walking Dead and not need makeup.

  31. Not_today says:

    GUBERNATORIAL RUN????

    Hats off to CNN. Nothing shocks me anymore, but that…that’s quite a statement.

  32. Harryg says:

    She and Conway, wow they are so talented the same way, twisting the truth into a massive knot. Their “truth” reminds me of those spiral garden hoses that aren’t supposed to tangle but always do and you’d need scissors to get it all straightened.

  33. tuille says:

    We taxpayers have compensated her for “working” at her assigned job 8 times in 10 months. What’s that, 20 grand a day?
    It’d be hard to watch her daily or weekly on TV. Her face looks like the rear of a farm animal.

  34. Liz version 700 says:

    Given Trump’s ability to hire progressively worse people for every job… what sweet hell can we look forward too from her successor?

  35. Paige says:

    ‘Dumb as a f-ing box of hair’ is the best thing I have ever heard-it will take me awhile to recover…

  36. Original T.C. says:

    The second biggest liar to ever work in government, second only to Trump. I’m sure you will get a plump job as an occasional talking head at Fox. Without any consequences.

  37. DD says:

    Well, I think she’s “incompetant”. It’s incompetent. Spell check is our friend.

  38. Cara says:

    The pictures you chose for this article are hilarious. She is so gross! I can’t stand the sound of her voice. I have to turn the channel, I just can’t. 👎🏻

  39. It's A Dry Heave says:

    Ah, yes! That delicate flower we all know as Sarah Huckabee Sanders! When again will we ever behold her most striking qualities in one single person?:

    - The gaze of a rabid weasel.
    - The class of an angry orangutan with
    projectile diarrhea.
    - The gait of a drunk walrus.

    Could she be any lovelier?…….
    GOD I HOPE SO!!!!!

    You couldn’t find beauty in that creature if you turned her inside-out!!!!!

  40. Patty says:

    Every time I see her very punchable face, which happens to match her despicable character, I think of all my wonderful friends who are single and remember that she’s married. LOL. I quit taking her serious as a human being a long time ago – with her I resort to shallowness and pettiness and I have no shame.

  41. isadora says:

    Sarah Huckster and the rest of her den of idiots will be fine living in luxury and not having to worry about the big mess they’re leaving behind. Once enough time has passed she hopes that everything will be forgotten and hopes to sway the public to vote her in whatever cushy job she has her squinty eyes set eyes on.

    At one point everyone tied to this sh*tstain administration will all publish books/ memoirs of their time in the WH. Claiming that they will write the truth about what it was like without taking any kind of responsibility. In short: they will try and wash their hands clean of it all with them painting themselves in a positive light. Nothing pleases them more when they can make people forget and re-write history as they see fit.

    PLEASE DO NOT GIVE A DIME TO THIS REVISIONIST B*LLSH*T !!

    These people need to be held accountable for their part in this sh*tshow and not be rewarded for it in any shape or form from the public. This is at least a way to get the message across that sh*tty behaviour is not tolerated.

  42. intheknow says:

    Her face disturbs me in that she looks very disturbed in all her pics. Imagine waking up in the middle of the night and she is standing over you? **shudders**
    All that ugly stuff on her inside shows on her outside. I’d bet money there are a hosts on undiagnosed psychoses with her.

  43. Evji108 says:

    I know one reason why she stayed on the job as long as she could even though she was relegated to the sidelines – her $179,700 yearly salary. In a regular life without her famous father and his political influence, she would be pushing papers in the back office of an insurance company. If she gets elected Governor of Arkansas they too will get the face they deserve. BTW, the Governor of Arkansas earns $128,700 per year, ranked 49th.