Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sanchez are so in love, they’re not even discussing prenups


Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos watch the Wimbledon Men's Singles Final on Centre Court. London, United Kingdom - Sunday July 14th, 2019.

Jeff Bezos and his mistress-turned-jumpoff Lauren Sanchez made their public-couple debut at Wimbledon, at the men’s final. They sat in the Royal Box and did a loved-up display. It was kind of gross on multiple levels, but whatever – they’re both single now, and clearly their ex-spouses are better off without them. Bezos and Sanchez sort of deserve each other, just my opinion. He especially deserves to stare at her plastic joker-face for the rest of his life. Apparently, that’s what he wants. Page Six has a lengthy piece about how Bezos and Sanchez are obviously heading for marriage and they’re so in love, there’s not even talk of a prenup. Some highlights:

On their Wimbledon appearance: “They weren’t trying to upstage anyone, they were just happy to be together — as Jeff made uncomfortably clear when he couldn’t keep his hands off Lauren!” said a Jeff insider. As a friend of the couple told The Post, Jeff and Lauren feel like “a ton of bricks has been lifted off their shoulders.” They’ll likely marry soon too. Jeff and Lauren are just so happy and they want the world to know,” said a Lauren pal. “They feel free now.”

No talk of prenups: According to a second friend of Lauren’s, the couple “doesn’t even think” about pre-nups. “Both of them have more money than they could ever spend, but this doesn’t even register.” Plus, the second friend said, “Jeff just gave up $38 billion to be with Lauren. I guarantee [pre-nup] conversations will come up closer to a wedding date, but right now, it’s not even a subject.”

Their kids from their previous marriages: They’re said to be “bird-nesting” with their exes — meaning, Jeff’s ’ four kids stay at one home while he or ex-wife Mackenzie move in or out for days or weeks at a time, and Lauren and her ex, Hollywood power agent Patrick Whitesell, do the same with their two daughters. (She also has an 18-year-old son, Nikko, with former NFL player Tony Gonzalez.) “The bird-nesting is actually going better than anyone expected,” said the Lauren pal. “Above everything, everyone involved in this brouhaha were concerned about protecting the kids. Lauren has plenty of help with the children thanks to Patrick and her family. She has a huge support system, and this allows her to travel with Jeff.”

Lauren’s ex-husband gave Lauren & Jeff the Wimbledon tickets? “Patrick is . . . a great man, who’s got a lot of dignity. When the scandal hit and Lauren was being slut-shamed, he told friends that he didn’t want anyone attacking her,” said a Patrick source. “His relationship with Lauren is probably better than it was before the divorce.”

Lauren’s moved into Jeff’s new NYC apartment: Jeff recently bought three adjoining apartments at 212 Fifth Ave., overlooking Madison Square Park, and he has given Lauren free rein to decorate. It’s expected she will work with interior designer Trip Haenisch, who designed the homes she shared with Patrick in Beverly Hills, Malibu, Santa Monica and Cabo, Mexico.

They’ve been through so much: “It may not be perfect, but they’re not looking for perfection,” said the Lauren pal. “They’re happy to be moving on with their lives together. Now they can be free without worrying about anyone. The outside influences have been neutralized. They’re really in love. What you saw at Wimbledon is who they really are. They’ve gone through so much to be together.”

[From Page Six]

“They’ve gone through so much to be together.” I really hate this phase of any affair/jumpoff situation, where an affair has ended one or two marriages and then the couple having the affair becomes an “official” couple and we’re supposed to feel sorry for everything they “went through.” I get that divorce can be difficult, but don’t f–king ask for sympathy when you’ve gotten a divorce because you were screwing around. That’s not sympathetic. It’s LeAnn Rimes-esque. Also, were people truly “slut-shaming” Lauren Sanchez, or were we obsessed with the conspiracy theories about how she and her shady Republican associates and relatives honey-trapped the richest man in the world for some kind of political payback? I don’t know.

As for the “no talk of prenups” thing… good lord. I kind of wonder if Jeff Bezos is the kind of man who is amazing in business, in negotiations, in making executive decisions and all of that, but in his romantic life, he just makes the worst f–king decisions.

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  1. Eliza says:

    “For the rest of his life” aka a few years past a wedding with no prenup for her to put enough time in to collect.

  2. escondista says:

    I need to find “love” like this.

    Mama needs 6 new mansions.

  3. Nicole R says:

    Seems like this story is coming from her or is just guessing…. they aren’t engaged so why would they be discussing prenups?

  4. bored at work says:

    Jeff…if you’re so keen on getting rid of your money, I’m sure there are a lot of deserving causes out there…

  5. Sean says:

    A fool and his money…and GOOD LORD that is a lot of money to risk losing.

    • PointingScreaming says:

      And to think, he could use that money to improve the quality of life for the warehouse workers at Amazon. Seriously- everytime we buy from A we are contributing to either automation or the depressing life a human being running around shelves of things without breaks or a decent life. #boycottwarehousebuying

      • Mee says:

        Yes I drive around to brick and mortar stores now and only if I can’t find something, do I reluctantly purchase from Amazon. I hate this a**hole who doesn’t pay his workers enough. And to boot doesn’t donate to charity. Any horrible thing that happens to him, he deserves it.

      • Cate says:

        Yes, I really hate Amazon and what it does to its workers, and the massive level of casual consumerism it promotes to boot. My husband and I absolutely refuse to ever get a prime membership and whenever we are thinking of buying something, I will ALWAYS look for an alternative to Amazon.

        Bezos really is absolute scum.

        John Oliver actually did a piece on warehouse workers that is quite good. I would definitely encourage people to watch it.

      • Joanna says:

        They have a couple of locations in Jacksonville FL and they paid more than the average for the area. Yes 15/hour. When I was working in car sales, I did credit apps for many people making less than 10/hour. So for that area, 15 is a good wage.

  6. elimaeby says:

    Okay, how has this wax statue of a woman managed to get with not one, not two, but THREE wealthy men? And each one richer than the last! Teach me your ways, Sanchez. I’m not a supermodel, but I’m not an uncanny valley replica of a human, either.

    • adastraperaspera says:

      Kompromat?

    • escondista says:

      hahaha…ohhhh this comment: too good.

    • Girl on fire says:

      @ELIMAEBY Hahaha on the floor

    • Millenial says:

      I was shocked in this article to learn she had a kid with Tony Gonzalez who is a STUD MUFFIN and played for the Chiefs. I’d rather look at him than Bezos any day, even though he’s a few billion short.

      • Amanda says:

        Agree 150%! The only redeeming thing I found about her in that article at all was that she used to date Tony G, one of my all-time faves! I’d pick him over Bezos any day and twice on Sunday. #ChiefsKingdom

    • Mee says:

      She’s had more than 3, I remember seeing a list somewhere. There was an engagement to actor Henry Simmons, and 1 more man. In her dating timeline, each man she gets with is/was richer than the next. It was blatant. It’s not hard to get these men, be a spunky, fun, chatty, petite, with plastic surgery boobs and ass so his friends tell him how hot you are. The men she goes after don’t go for introverted women with PhDs. Sometimes you can sum up someone in 1 sentence. Lauren summed herself up. I remember a quote early on where she said to a friend “now she gets to be with the world’s richest man”.

    • Always recycle your plastic says:

      You can tell she was beautiful once, before she reached the plasticized tipping point into cartoonland. That helped advance her up the food chain.

    • liriel says:

      EXACTLY HOW SOME WOMEN PULL THIS?

    • Joanna says:

      Ikr?! Wtf have I been doing wrong?!

  7. marjorie says:

    She looks a bit like the girlfriend of Donald Trump’s older son.

  8. Smiles says:

    This woman’s lips. That is all I got. 🤷🏼‍♀️

  9. Lizzie says:

    no amount of money can save you from being an embarrassing cliche.

    jeff bezos was an L7 weenie his whole life and finally got a glow up. a trainer, some HGH, someone to convince him to shave his head and a suit that fits. now he thinks he’s Casanova and the fact that he’s with this plastic cat woman show that he really still is just an insecure little nerd.

  10. Digital Unicorn says:

    Yeah they deserve each other and yeah it won’t end well. I still think he’ll dump her for someone younger who has their original face, his mid life crisis is just beginning.

  11. LolaB says:

    The bottom photo is him whispering to her, “I’m so glad we went with striped button-downs today.”

  12. Jen says:

    I like how whichever friend of hers planted this piece says “they both have more money than they could ever spend.” LOL. Her ex-husband actually has more money than they could ever spend, and that still isn’t even close to Amazon money. Nice try though.

  13. Alexis says:

    Wow they’re awful. And they thought that anyone intelligent would fall for this article? Gross.

  14. The Recluse says:

    So much class these two have. Ugh.

  15. Some chick says:

    He looks so into her. She looks so into being photographed, and wearing expensive clothes.

    And, hey, isn’t “snogging in the Royal Box” (lol) a Breach of Protocol?! These pics are relatively dignified, but the snogging ones are cringey. They’re not teenagers.

  16. Dani says:

    He might be an old dirty fool but I really doubt his legal team will let him go in to another marriage with no prenup.

  17. Chica71 says:

    Her oldest kid is guy from NYPD Blues.. Ben Simmons. I think

  18. ME says:

    Everyone should have a pre-nup !

  19. Mignionette says:

    The body language is off between them. He seems to be leaning in to her and seeking attention, whilst she seems far more aware of where they are.
    I am going to guess he is being taken for a ride, she is far to experienced in relationships to have fallen hook line and sinker. She is likely playing the long game and manipulating his insecurities…

  20. Ann says:

    The more I learn about Bezos the more I don’t like him. His level of wealth is disgusting. He can easily afford to fix all the issues with Amazon and many of the problems facing America and the world as a whole, but nope. just let those billions sit there.

    I don’t online shop often, maybe twice a year, and have used Amazon less than 10 times. I’m not giving this a-hole a dime until he at least pays SOME taxes. He paid less than 1% last year. Unconscionably gross and inexcusable.

    • adastraperaspera says:

      Yes. Jeff chose making billions for himself over all the people who helped build Amazon.com from the start–the majority of whom were hard-working people in the Fulfillment division. He was able to capitalize on 1990s globalization trends, so that many of his first warehouses were in small communities like Campbellsville, KY, where companies like Fruit of the Loom had just cashed out and gone to Mexico, leaving a skilled workforce with no jobs. Amazon.com benefited greatly from their dedication, at a time when many people were still afraid to put their credit card on the internet. Some of those locations are still open, though Jeff long ago severely limited numbers of “blue badge” employees in favor of creating a permanent underclass of temporary employee staff. This meant that those small communities didn’t grow as expected by mayors and governors (who gave substantial tax breaks and grants), due to the fact that managers were shipped in from other places instead of allowing for promotions within. The workers in these centers were instrumental in creating the many processes (software and mechanical) that revolutionized retail distribution. Jeff invited employees as if they were partners at first, and then over the years stripped it all away. It’s sad, and it’s infuriating, and it didn’t have to be this way.

    • YeahRightSure says:

      He can fix Amazon but not the world. Billionaires aren’t the solution though Gates and Buffets want you to think so. Government budgets are trillions. It’s government policy and voters, through pressuring, that directs the world.

  21. Lady2Lazy says:

    “They’ve gone through so much to be together.” This quote sickens me to the depth of my soul. What a ridiculous statement. While 2 families are torn apart by her plastic face and his narcissistic personality.

  22. bitchyarchitect says:

    Ew they are both so repugnant- a perfect match. He really looks like the super villain from a marvel movie and so does she.

  23. Aimee says:

    I truly do not like to disparage other women but this woman looks to be gold digging her entire adult life! They deserve each other.

  24. Liz version 700 says:

    The money quote was noting that she has so much help with the kids so she can travel around with him. He is a giant ego who needs a full time ego nanny. She is a duck lipped arm candy specialist ready with her Super Nanny Ego kit. Their exes are probably friendly because they are deliriously happy to not need to hover in this selfish narcissistic bubble anymore. But I say it isn’t true love until you get matching duck lips Jeff! Joker smiles for everyone!

    • Cheynez says:

      She has to guard her investment.
      Pity, he (soon to be?) ex husband seems really nice and good looking?

  25. liriel says:

    I’m sorry but I have trouble with normal guys yet she snagged 3 rich guys and the last one doesn’t want to prenup. Smart businessman yet so blind. How these women do this? (**, I’ve been ghosted and some get billionaire after billionaire and their blind love and everyone else sees through this but the guy involved)!

    • iconoclast59 says:

      @liriel, I feel your pain. I’m embarrassed to admit how long it’s been since I’ve been on a date; let’s just say that I could’ve raised a kid from infancy to adulthood.

      I was making a similar lament to a friend of mine, regarding my cousin, wondering, “How is that that she’s never been without a man for more than a few weeks, while I’ve been home alone every Saturday night for years?!” Her reply both cracked me up and inspired me: “Well, my dear, that’s because you have STANDARDS.”

  26. Mel says:

    Let me fix the headline for you- Jeff Bezos is an idiot. There you go.

  27. holly hobby says:

    What he forgave her crazy bro for leaking their text messages? I do think she honey trapped him for the Dumpster. Jeffy watch your back and your bank account.

    • YeahRightSure says:

      Bezos has nothing to worry about. His wealth is tied up in Amazon and there’s a huge team of people protecting that for reasons beyond protecting Bezos’ personal interests.

  28. A says:

    Yeah, there’s got to be more to this Lauren Sanchez than just her looks. And don’t say she’s good in the sack, because Jeff Bezos absolutely strikes me as the sort of ahole who’d be like, “I don’t care abt sex, I’m a high-minded ROMANTIC, I want POETRY and FINGERS BRUSHING AGAINST EACH OTHER, [insert overused Rumi/Hafez/Khalil Gibran/Sa'adi Shirazi quote here that he DEFINITELY just got from Goodreads].” These types of people always are, and it’s weird, because they almost always wind up having the most shallow, superficial ideas and understanding of what love actually means, lol.

    I think Lauren Sanchez is definitely just a breeze of fresh air for this dumbass in terms of personality. She seems like a smart, fun lady who’s down for a good time and doesn’t take life too seriously, and I’ve read in multiple different places that she’s got a magnetic personality, and I buy that. Some people are just like that, it’s weird and difficult to explain. I’ll bet for Jeff Bezos, this is different and quirky enough that he was willing to ditch his marriage and go be with her. And y’know what, maybe it’ll work out, maybe it won’t. Who tf knows.

    • YeahRightSure says:

      See, I think a good deal of it is physical. I suspect she’s a volcano in bed and will do things he’d have felt embarrassed to ask his ex-wife for. He’s probably on the blue pill, LOL!

      • Joanna says:

        ^^^yeah, that’s what I think too

      • A says:

        No, I disagree. I know men like Jeff Bezos. Not rich, but the fake deep sort. If he only cared about the sex, I guarantee that we’d know it by now, because he would be with someone much younger and better looking than Lauren Sanchez. I’m not denying that there isn’t a physical aspect to it, but that’s not the whole thing behind his attraction to her.

      • Cheynez says:

        He is on hgh. Human growth hormone. It both makes you lose fat (his face was rather chubby before) and gain muscle. But it also makes your bones keep growing in adult age – it is especially easy to spot in the face. It also helps with impotence/problems. I think they both use it. Her face looks like that, too.

    • Lena says:

      The multiple places you read she has a magnetic personality were planted, like this one, by her friends. I remember seeing her years ago as a reporter and she was, I dunno, okay I guess. Like any other entertainment reporter. Definitely overdone with the make-up then too.

  29. Suzieq359 says:

    Voodoo woman

  30. YeahRightSure says:

    This sounds like it’s all from her camp though, for image repair for her side by saying how in love with her he is (and he might be). But as if his advisors would let him anywhere close to marriage without a prenup! Amazon’s board would insist upon it or else! If he marries her, their prenup would be 20,000 pages long and reviewed by two dozen lawyers.

    • Cheynez says:

      And likely all bigger shareholders of Amazon would want to have a look, too. Because they might not want that in case of divorce they would suddenly have to deal with a new shareholder who has the first name “Lauren”. I don’t mean this as shade but if they marry and divorce without prenup she might get up to half his shares and that would mean that his business partners would get a new business partner – her.

  31. Claire says:

    She is so puffed up.

  32. Ale says:

    Lauren, teach me Master.

  33. Cheynez says:

    HGH – both of them.

    And yep, I too think that there will be a prenup. This “no prenup” story just feeds the main story about their great unlimited love which they just couldn’t not consummate even if the cost is ripping apart two families. So in love => no prenup … of course.