If you are a true-blue member of the Snake Fam or even just a casual snake enthusiast, then you probably know that there are a lot of rumors about Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn and whether they’re already engaged or maybe even secretly married. Personally, I don’t think they could pull off a secret wedding – Taylor would desperately need to talk about it or reference it somehow, as it was happening. But I definitely believe that they’re secretly engaged, because she has been referencing that through her oblique snake clues, littered throughout her social media and interviews and lyrics. So with her album, Lover, coming out in a matter of days, is it any surprise that we’re getting gossip updates about where JoeTay will live?
Taylor Swift and her British actor lover Joe Alwyn are getting serious. She’s now looking to spend up to $30 million on a new London love nest for the pair, Page Six is exclusively told. On Friday, Swift, 29, released a new song titled “Lover,” which has been described as a gushing love letter to handsome Alwyn, 28, and their three-year romance.
A source close to the singer told Page Six: “Taylor is looking for a grand home in London with two kitchens, so she and Joe can live in privacy and entertain properly. They’ve been splitting their time between [his native] London and [her home in] Nashville — and she keeps sending her jet for him so they can be together. She has three private jets and even her own hanger.”
The source added of Swift blissfully turning her back on her tumultuous past love life, “This is just another sign of how close they are. She’s the happiest she’s ever been.”
Alwyn, who comes from a middle-class family in Crouch End, North London, Swift have been spending more time in England and were recently spotted cozying up at the Spaniards Inn pub, on the edge of posh Hampstead Heath.
We’ve heard for years that Taylor has been spending a lot of time in London with Joe, but I’m not entirely sure I believe it. I believe she was in London to shoot Cats, of course, and I believe that she’s visited Joe in London several times here and there. But I think Taylor and Joe are mostly LA, New York and Nashville-based. I think he moved to LA and they mainly cohabitate there. But I could totally see her making a big deal about “moving to London for Joe.” I could totally see her buying a HUGE property in London too.
My heart’s been borrowed and yours has been blue. All’s well that ends well, to end up with you. 💙 pic.twitter.com/CECesxb8do
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) August 8, 2019
There’s a dazzling haze… pic.twitter.com/elbgJ1r948
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) August 16, 2019
Photos courtesy of Tay’s Twitter and Backgrid.
2 kitchens? Lol what for?
Seems ridiculous. Why not one at each floor while we are it?
I will never understand the need for such big houses
Yeah I just spent way too long trying to figure out why they’d need that. Maybe they just want an area for guests that is completely separate from their private space?
Between that nonsense and the stuff about private jets I’m feeling extra-salty. FFS I’m 40 years old and I just want to be able to afford a 1200 sq ft house or condo in a decent location, not far from my office SMDH.
I was shocked that she needed 3 private jets?!?! God, I’m a 30 year old woman with roommates because my city is so expensive. The crazy thing is Taylor is from a rich family so she’s never known what it’s like to want. Imagine that life.
Also, her team literally uses the same script for every boyfriend. We get it, this is the most fairytale romance to ever fairytale.
It seems like she needs one plane just to fly her pieces around. She was always flying Tiddles around too.
@ Gingerbread-Urban living can be so brutal, right? The cheapest condo in my neighborhood starts at 550K and it’s a 750 sq ft 1 bed/1 bath.
Ugh.
Lately I’ve been having a lot of difficulty (well, more so than usual) stomaching the excessive wealth in this country. Tax the eff out of all these people. Make them pay for their THREE (*eyeroll*) jets.
IKR! 3 planes…WTF?! I’m trying to decide right now if I would rather pay my auto insurance in full (or installments) or get new tires, because I can’t do both at the same time. I can only dream of making decisions such as “which plane to I use today”……
The main kitchen is a normal everyday kitchen and the second one is a catering kitchen. The catering kitchen is used when they want to entertain larger numbers or have an event catered. It usually has a huge fridge, more ovens, warming drawers, and other things that make serving large numbers easier. It’s also helpful if you hire a professional chef to cook for you because it has all the equipment that they are used to and such.
Although excessive (I mean how often will this entire extra kitchen be spent empty) all the homes and especially the 3 jets is truly gluttony to the fullest extent.
Yeah, it also means the caterers can be in the night before or early in the morning without having to take over your kitchen (which because of open plan layouts means taking over your entire downstairs). I don’t know about UK tax law, but if that space is used for business, she can write off that percent of the house as a business expense. Did you know that actresses, dancers, models, singers, etc. can write off all of their beauty upkeep as a business expense? I tell that to people who start moping about how good everyone in the magazines look or how expensive their clothes are. Can you write off your highlights as a business expense? No? Then don’t try to compete at that level.
My home is a bi-level so I have two kitchens (and living spaces on both levels, it’s basically two houses). We use the main level for every day, but the home is built on a hill so the “basement level” walks out to our patio and grilling area. It’s super nice. we’ll be moving soon so i can go to grad school and I’m bummed to leave.
I’m not sure why the original owners built it that way. Best guess I have is that it was the 70s and there was a lotta coke going around.
THREE private jets ??? I better not ever hear Taylor talking about “saving the environment” because her carbon footprint must be insane !
Also, I thought she lived in NYC ?
It bugs me when celebs spend money like this bc there are so many people in need, but it did occur to me that her father is in finance, right? Maybe the 3 jets are an investment (chartered out when she isn’t using them) or used for some kind of tax writeoff?
If we believe every report that comes out about them then this relationship is only about what Taylor wants. They all make it seem like Joe is a pushover and does everything she wants lmao it’s like he has no opinion and personality.
But honestly, they seem happy, so great for them. Also if they’re really engaged, Taylor’s gonna announce during promo time for the album (I would at least lmao)
Im just going to sit here and wait for all those folks on the Meghan Harry story wagging their fingers at them about the environment and private jets to show up on this post….checks watch.
I’ll join you – I’ve brought the biggest bucket of popcorn I could find.
They probably won’t comment, but mainly because Taylor uses her own money and the Royals live mostly off of tax payer money. BUT either way they all have huge carbon footprints and ANYONE who cares about the environment should be just as upset by Taylor’s private jets as they are of Harry and Meghan using private jets.
That’s comparing apples and oranges
Lol. Sure, Jan.
No, I love M + H and I’m really disappointed in the regular private jet use thing (assuming it’s true) and commented on the other post.
I came here to look for these comments because this is gross too. Three private jets? For JOE ALWYN? No offence, but there’s no security risk to Joe Alwyn taking a commercial flight; are that many people recognizing him?
I, for one, cannot believe that Taylor uses British taxpayer money to fly herself around privately ! What a scandal!
Is that what you’re after?
AND that she’s hopping around, doing events and giving speeches about how we must be cautious of our carbon footprint and less wasteful, and using that platform as part of her brand. How crazy. But you know, it doesn’t really fit the narrative some commenters like to push so 💁🏻♀️
all you’re doing is hijacking a thread and trying to stir the pot. yawn.
Meh. Excessively wealthy people spending their excessive wealth in ostentatious ways is always gross to me. I don’t discriminate.
So she’s moving into and hanging out in Hiddles neighborhood? Snake move, that.
FFS, what does someone need THREE private jets for? Spare me.
Good for her. It all is extremely excessive but she’s been working her ass off non-stop since she was 14/15 years old, she earned it and she still gives back. I can’t throw any shade at her. She’s happy, it’s good.
I don’t like her, probably because I am a Hiddle’s fan and that PR spectacle made them both look bad. But let her spend the money she earned. If I were an important industry insider, I wouldn’t expect Spam and eggs at any important industry party she threw.
Eh, it’s Page Six, so there’s probably a lot of inflated and false things in there. I kind of doubt the 3 jets thing.
I could see her buying a place in London, if their relationship is serious and he’s from there. But she owns a lot of different properties now. I hope some are at least being rented or used, not just sitting empty.
I would guess her properties and jets are on rich people Airbnb for when she’s not using them.
I live in Montana. We have a lot of rich celebs who only occupy their homes in Big Sky or at the club a few weeks a year. My neighbor works for a business where she literally goes over and makes sure their faucets are running and the houses get aired out. It’s so dumb. Not her business but that they are taking up so much real estate. We were fortunate to buy a 1600 square foot forever home. So grateful, coming from San Francisco.
Is no one else cringing from those lyrics? Is she 8 years old??