Kendall Jenner wants her new friend Brad Pitt to date Rihanna, sure, okay

Kendall Jenner looks fierce as she leaves dinner at Nobu in downtown Manhattan

We didn’t talk about this earlier in the week because of the Labor Day holiday and because I quite honestly forgot, but Brad Pitt went to one of Kanye West’s Sunday Services. He went last Sunday. Kanye’s been doing them for months – part preaching, part music gig, whatever. What’s interesting is that Brad Pitt is now, like, sliding up to the Kardashian-Jenner clan and giving them further legitimacy. I’m not one of those people still screaming about how the Kardashian-Jenners are famous for nothing – they are legit celebrities and they make real news and gossip news all the time. But Brad is one of the last movie stars around and he’s hanging out with Kanye West and the Kardashians? It’s off-brand for him.

And now the Kardashian-Jenners are going to use Brad’s name all over the place too. It was one of the first questions Jimmy Fallon asked Kendall Jenner last night on The Tonight Show. Apparently, Kendall has a dream of setting up Brad with Rihanna. Oh lord.

In this clip she just talks about Psalm and North and being a cheerleader.

I feel dumber having watched that interview. And while Kendall’s face isn’t as jacked as Khloe’s, can we say that Kendall really has messed with her face? Ugh. As for her suggestion of Rihanna and Brad… lol. Rihanna would destroy Brad. She would eat him alive. But Rihanna’s still with Hassan, right? They’re together and Rihanna probably isn’t looking for a 55-year-old dude with a moving van full of issues. I guess this is what Brad wanted though – he wants to be associated with the K-J clan.

Kendall Jenner heads to 'The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon' in NYC

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  1. Becks1 says:

    So much of this story is just so weird to me lol.

  2. cherry says:

    “Rihanna probably isn’t looking for a 55-year-old dude with a moving van full of issues.”
    This times a million.

    • detritus says:

      Why in the everlasting hell would Rih ditch her hotass millionaire boyfriend for a washed up old dude? I mean, yes, he’s famous, but he’s neither hot nor more famous than her. And she may be worth more at this point. Plus he has a complicated family situation and an addiction.

      Does Kendall hate Rih or something?

      • Adrianna says:

        This is the best she can put out of her mouth? Why would Rihanna want Brad Pitt? His looks are long gone and according to JA, he’s not that great in the sack…(yes she did say that). All he’s got going for him is fame and a bloated bank account….which might be more than enough for many, but not for Rihanna certainly.

  3. ariel says:

    I feel like this is something Brad Pitt’s “people” would pay kendall jenner to say. Keeping their boy “relevant” and “cool”. Bless his heart.

    • Nacho_friend says:

      100% agreed

    • AlishaB says:

      Brad is ridiculous but I cannot see that. He is pretty firmly cemented as a Hollywood A-lister, meanwhile this trash family is constantly clinging to a tenuous grasp on fame and relevance. Like him or not he does not need the Kardashian’s, but I can absolutely see them trying to milk this connection for all it is worth. If he was smart (he is not) he or at least his publicist would encourage him to run from that family of toxic pit vipers.

      • petee says:

        I agree.Those Kardashians will do anything to stay relevant.So sick of them but Rihanna would eat him alive and spit him out.He would bore her to death.

    • Megan says:

      Maybe his kids like Kanye and and he is trying to be a “cool dad.”

  4. Kebbie says:

    This makes me like him less than any of the stories about “the incident on the plane” did.

    • Snappyfish says:

      This! Besides Rihanna doesn’t need another abusive relationship

      • Swack says:

        OT but kind of related – at one of the gas stations near me they are having a give away of tickets for the Chris Brown concert (no idea when he will be here). He must be desperate to get people to his concerts.

    • Carol says:

      @kebbie LOL! I can understand that!

      Surprisingly, I don’t have any feelings towards the K family anymore. I don’t care. My only comments are that Kendall looks pretty on Kimmel show, I love her outfit (grey blue shimmery pants and Tshirt), and Rhinna and Brad would be the weirdest coupling (although I can kind of see it).

  5. ME says:

    He wishes he could get Rihanna.

  6. Char says:

    Angelina got Marvel, Disney and the kids; Brad got the Kardashians. And to think people were bashing her on media.

  7. Jensies says:

    Every time we see Rihanna, she looks like she’s having the hottest sex with her super hot Middle Eastern billionaire. I think Kendall can leave Ri’s name out of her mouth.

    • Snowslow says:

      I mean… Rihanna. The hottest of the hot. The amazing singer and inclusive make-up and lingerie entrepreneur. Gorgeous. Hard working. Actually in a relationship.
      Ugh.

  8. crogirl says:

    This wasn’t his first time at Kenya’s services, he’s been before.
    Pretty soon he’ll be making a guest appearance on KUWTK.

  9. Ang says:

    At least she is mostly real, not so plastic, I am proud of her for not following in her sisters ridiculous fake look. Khloé looks like a joke.

  10. Snowslow says:

    This is… so weird. Are they name dropping? Does he think Kanye is cool? Why is he attending the mass/gig? Is this a K PR op or a Pitt one? Why what when why has the world changed so much and become so empty?
    Talent is nothing, really. I mean like it or not Pitt is a talented actor. So why these shenanigans? And how are these people so powerful? Over air – they literally contributed with nothing of any value to our society.
    Mind blown.

  11. DS9 says:

    Rihanna would be fantastic for Brad Pitt. Brad who takes on the fashion of his lover, Brad who will take as much risks in life as the we woman he’s seeing, Brad who can get hot and heavy when he’s seriously into a woman…

    But Rihanna doesn’t have time for old white bread, on the down swing Brad Pitt. That man would be a whole waste of her good time.

    Still, I like to imagine Brad and Rihanna at a Met Gala, Brad at Carnival, Brad at a Bey concert, Brad and RiRi at every red carpet, lord.

    And really, tell me who could possibly be a more perfect not stepparent to clan Jolie Pitt? It’s pretty much the only hope he has of those kids wanting to spend time with him. Bad Boss RiRi would be the best auntie ever, partially because she wouldn’t try to step parent anything.

  12. Jb says:

    Can’t wait for the brad interview where he talks about not being about the Hollywood lifestyle and how he’s just so chill and mellow about life right now. Brad Pitt is as fake as the Kartrashians it seems

  13. Mo says:

    People forget Brad Pitt does a lot as a producer. He was a producer on Selma, Moonlight, Vice, The Last Black Man in San Francisco, Okja, just to highlight some of the films. Easy to dump on the dude, and he often beclowns himself, but he does do more in Hollywood than feed his own fame.

    • rosamund12 says:

      Agreed. He has a phenomenal track record as a producer, as well as his choice in roles. In fact, I think he might be one of the most astute and talented people in the industry. Is it just that we can’t get past the fact that he started out as eye candy? Look at his IMDB page, people! As far as all this speculation over why he’s going to Kanye’s services… I don’t know. I tend to thing they’re probably super entertaining. I’d go.

  14. Anne says:

    The constant hair-touching in that video drives me nuts. Is the hairstyle so precarious that it has to be adjusted every 20 seconds, or is she just nervous? If it’s the latter, then my bad. I would be nervous on TV too, but then I didn’t grow up on TV.

    • nb says:

      Right? It’s so annoying. She shouldn’t be nervous on TV – she freakin grew up on TV. Maybe it’s just a weird tic she has. I was standing behind a girl with very long, straight hair at a concert once who flipped/ran her hand through her hair to smooth it once every 10 seconds for about an hour straight – and I am not exaggerating. I couldn’t figure out what the hell was going on. Maybe Kendall has something like that too?

  15. Dorothy says:

    Refuse to read her mouth dribbles. Rihanna NO GIRL NO why would you want rain face brad who’s just a budget Robert Redford now you could have anybody and the siren wouldn’t be old and alcohol addled

  16. Lisa says:

    Rihanna would never.

  17. Jessica says:

    Rihanna is still with Hassan and Brad would be a huge downgrade. Brad is saying and doing so much stupid shit since the split. I can only imagine what he was like in private before Angie bolted.

  18. Shana says:

    The last time I checked Rihanna was done done with abusive dudes

  19. Ladygyms says:

    Can’t blame Brad for hanging out with the kardashian probably tired of women feeling they know what the world needs and how their love will transform the world. Then turn around and stab another woman in the back talk of baloney from idle women. Act 101

    • Kosmos says:

      Brad doesn’t need the Kardashians ugh…..he needs to get away from that clan asap. Hope this isn’t true and that they’re more like acquaintances rather than good friends. Honestly, I can’t see him with Rihanna anyway lol.

  20. Lee says:

    These reactions to someone simply attending a public concert given by a troubled/problematic but still talented artist are a bit over the top. Even pre-Angelina, Brad expressed his appreciation for hip hop so he was likely just there to listen to music. I doubt that Kendall has anything more than just a passing acquaintanceship with Rihanna since she doesn’t seem to know that Rih is in a long-term relationship. The Kardashian-Jenner’s just love to name drop… And Brad is obviously not as much of a has been as some of you want to believe since we’re still dissecting his every move….

  21. Joanna says:

    C’mon now, Rhianna’s man is fine af. And Brad w rhianna, no way! Even if she was single.

  22. clairej says:

    Oh Brad how far you have fallen. Yuk Kanye’s services make me feel gross. Something insincere about it all and elitist.

  23. JanetFerber says:

    Maybe Rihanna would have dated Brad if he were twenty years younger, but now? I don’t think so. Why does it feel so good to write that?

  24. KKki says:

    This is just a fantasy talk not real. Why the foaming? He is still Brad pitt yeah.
    He probs is totally fine now just dating the fine ones from in and out side the biz in private until he wants give the public dating a go imo…

  25. Polly says:

    On a purely superficial note, Kendall is looking stunning lately. She looked off when she first started messing with her face, but whatever work she had done has settled now and she’s gorgeous.

    I don’t get the weird Kanye church thing or why Brad would go to his services. Can any random just set up their own church in the US?

  26. Lady D says:

    Rule Hollywood? Did you take a *marijuana? In what world do they rule HW? They are not movie stars in any way, shape or form. They do not get movies made. They are not directors, producers or financial backers. They are not doing publicity around the world for their latest film and nobody wants them in a movie, nobody. They are on the fringes of HW, desperate to look like they belong, but never fitting in. I’m actually staggered that Brad Pitt with his rep as a leading actor and HW heavyweight would have anything to do with them. Angelina must have gotten a great laugh out of that.
    *(credit and thanks to Sheldon Cooper)

  27. Original T.C. says:

    Fallon acts that way with ALL his guests, Major kiss up. Reason I can’t watch his interviews, it comes across as nauseating.

    P. S. How disrespectful to Rihanna and her current boyfriend to go on tv and suggest she should be with some White guy who was dumped by his wife and might have potentially hit his son. But it the K-trash women, they don’t believe in fidelity nor do they have respect for Black women and their agency.

  28. Sally says:

    You have to be joking…right?? The karTRASHian’s are nothing……only famous for little miss kimmie laying on her back….!! Hoping they all go away, far far away. Nothing but botox, etc etc.

  29. Shannon says:

    Rule Hollywood? Anyone with half a brain? Lol, girl, have a seat. First off, you said what you said. And yes, they are legitimate celebrities, but other than living near there, they don’t have any connection with Hollywood. As for not drinking, and I’m not judging here whatsoever, but I take it you haven’t seen the video of Kylie and Khloe taking shots while doing a makeup tutorial? I can’t stand Brad, but this is some bottom-barrel shit for him. And to even think of bringing Rihanna into this dumpster fire is ridiculous.

  30. Kitten says:

    ^^ who is this person? ^^

    Um, we all got what you were trying to say. We just disagree. Kind of how it works around here and guess what? You can do it without being rude AF.

  31. Lady D says:

    Merci beaucoup, chaton.