Miley Cyrus and Kaitlynn Carter stepped out last night in New York City – they went to dinner at La Esquina. As an old-school fan of Arrested Development, I have to ask my fellow AD peeps: doesn’t it look like Miley’s face is saying “I made a huge mistake”? I’m getting that vibe. Honestly, though, maybe I’m projecting my own thoughts – it could be that Miley was trying to just get through the crush of paparazzi and she didn’t look sad or mad or happy or anything. Do you think Miley has some regrets about what went down? And are those regrets softened by how much attention she’s getting for her jumpoff relationship with Kaitlynn?
Everyone’s talking about how Miley and Kaitlynn “coordinated” in their black ensembles. Ah, to be young, blonde and fashionable, and to have it be a headline that you and your girlfriend are both wearing black. Personally, I really dislike Miley’s styling lately – the bangs are a tragedy, but her whole “stringy wet look” hairstyle is just the worst. Miley’s outfit isn’t too bad – I actually love the coat and the trousers. I would wear the f–k out of those trousers. Miley went to the Tom Ford show on Monday – I wonder if part or all of her ensemble is Tom Ford? As for Kaitlynn, she just looks like she’s trying to fit in with whatever Miley wants. Good luck to Kaitlynn, because Miley cycles through personas and looks very quickly.
Photos courtesy of Backgrid.
That’s a bad wig, right?
Made from soggy ramen noodles, I think.
Well said 😂
It looks like the big, grotty Industrial-size mop we chucked out last month. She needs a talking mirror.
There’s a blond dude with a head full of bad dreads that I often see in the subway whose hair also look like a janitor’s industrial-size mop. I don’t understand how you’d think it looks good. Miley’s hair just look sticky, I definitely wouldn’t want to touch it!
It may time to have her cast in a Courtney Love biopic – she reminds me so much of her as of late.
So tired of the try-hards.
Miley looks like what she is a huge mess. The hair is so bad.
I actually like the greasy look. She’s turning me on, almost. And I’m hetero. Looks like they’ve been having spa sex.
@tiredTreaded – For realz???
Those sunglasses give Miley worse derp face than usual.
The sunglasses, the hair…bleh.
lolz. she looks like a certain creepy photographer.
YES wellsie, lol!
Amen!! All I could see was creepster Terry Richardson when I saw these pics!
Omg, I couldn’t put my finger on it but you got it perfectly
I was going to write the Pervy sunglasses do her no favour!
Miley’s derp face is always an 11, but those glasses somehow make it worse. Impressive.
I guess they’re both thinking “…her?”
her?
Well the new girlfriend is very beautiful. She looks calm and sweet. I hope Miley is OK. She can’t seem to shake my sense of rooting for her, but she’s come very close lately. I’m sure she’s lost the goodwill and support of MANY after this debacle.
I’m not feeling this Lady Waylon Jennings look she’s trying on
I had the same thought when I saw the top picture! I wasn’t even reading the blog yet, and I thought “hmmmm, someone knows they f-ed up”.
I hate this wet hair look trend, it just seems gross to me.
She’s been very quiet recently. I’m not sure it’s regret so much as, “oops” that everyone hasn’t been all “Yay Miley! Free and living your truth!”. Nope, I think most of us are just tired. I don’t think that was the desired PR effect.
She looks so try hard I LOL every time I see her trying to convince us all that she’s bisexual🙄
I hope they stay together. You dont see many celebrity lesbian couples. Its Ellen and Portia really, and the twilight girl appears to date women sometimes. So basically nada.
*bisexual couple
As far as I know, neither has identified as gay.
Not splitting hairs, just being specific since bisexuality is so often erased in our society.
Thank you!
There are plenty of lesbian celebrities. Most of them don’t have Miley or Kristen fame where people would care, but they’re out there. Way more out lesbian/bi celebs are out now than when I was a baby-bi.
Theres Ellen Page…and her girlfriend (I forgot her name). Theres also currently Cara Delevigne and Ashley Benson. I dont know if theyre still a couple but Sara Gilbert & Linda Perry….so theres some same sex couples for you.
Kaitlynn seems very happy to be photographed.
Right?
Noticed that too.
Yep – my thoughts exactly!
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She may be trying to make wet hair what a mullet was for her dad.
She and her PR team grossly miscalculated how her divorce and new relationship would be received by the public. There’s nothing wrong with ending an unhappy relationship and there’s nothing wrong with moving on. But when one spouse is quiet and looks crushed and the other looks strung out but is accusing the other of drug and alcohol use through sources and a song, and is flaunting that new relationship on social media…? Well, hopefully this is a growing experience for her because she seems to have a case of arrested development.
Dope post. 😮
MariaS nails it. Miley is clearly regretting this move. Miley wanted to make herself relevant because she senses her 15 minutes are up. I think she thought people cared. They clearly do not.
My god, her hair. The bangs are hideous enough, but the greasy looking strings make it tragic. Miley doesn’t look well. She hasn’t looked well for a while. It’s interesting she’s trying to paint Liam as a drug abusing drunk, when she’s the one who constantly looks strung out. Her new girlfriend looks really, really happy to be getting paparazzi attention too. Somehow I don’t think this is working out the way Miley had hoped.
That begs the question, what exactly did she hope to achieve?
Miley can’t even fake a smile for the cameras. Isn’t this what she wanted? The gf is super cute.
I just see a lot of drugs when I look at these girls. Miley needs to Lizzo to the salon chair and “shampoo press wash Liam out of her hair.” Come on Miley, it’s like the first rule of a breakup, get your hair done girl!
Oh I definitely think Miley has some regrets. Mostly that Liam is well and truly done and she greatly miscalculated how much she could publicly humiliate him before he bounced for good.
Which is why I think this “relationship” with Kaitlynn will last longer than it would have if Liam hadn’t filed for divorce. She will stick with her just so she doesn’t come off looking like the total a$$hole she is.
One is milking the situation for her 15 minutes of fame. One looks like a drowned rat.
Is it just me…or does it seem like she’s just dating herself – they look so much alike its weird
She gives off the don’t bathe much vibes and the hair closes that deal.
PR stunts can and do go bad.
Mikey looks miserable. But at least she’s not sticking her tongue out.
Kaitlynn looks happy and proud to me. I agree, Kaiser. Mylie looks resigned, like she is forcing herself to “enjoy” and “perform” this relationship for Liam and the public. She wants it to be about her freedom. If it was about real freedom, she could have walked away and made it about that. I see cocaine face.
I really don’t understand Kaitlynn. She was pressuring Brody to have a baby. She said she wanted kids asap. Now she’s dating Miley who publicly said she doesn’t want kids. I don’t get it. I guess Kaitlynn just sees this as a “fun for now” type of relationship? Maybe they both do.
I just will never understand the orange tan on the body with the white foundation on the face.
Miley totally shot herself in the foot this time. And she knows it. Her bid for attention pretty well flopped after a few staged pap photos and now she’s stuck with a thirsty little nobody. Her bid for freedom nose-dived into a collective yawn of boredom.
I am sick of Miley. She needs a long holiday. Kaitlynn is completely forgettable and is revelling in the attention she is receiving.