Did cougar Elizabeth Warren sexually destroy a 24-year-old Marine?

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I’m either going to vote for Kamala Harris or Elizabeth Warren in my state’s primary next year. I’m really looking forward to it. My dream is that I get to vote for both of them on the same ticket in the general election. I’m just saying this flat-out because I want to be honest – I’m exhausted already with the Democratic primary sh-t and the voting hasn’t even started, and I love both women. I’ve been leaning more towards Kamala Harris in recent months, but there’s a piece of news this week which has made me consider locking down for Warren in the primary. The story is long and confusing, so let’s dig in. The story is that 70-year-old Liz Warren banged a 24-year-old Marine, a Marine who was moonlighting as an escort. The story is that Warren absolutely wrecked this young Marine with her raw, intense sexuality. All of this according to Republican idiot conspiracy theorist Jacob Wohl.

Wohl actually did the press conference in someone’s driveway or something and he got heckled by random people who wanted to pose with his absolutely amazing “Elizabeth Warren: COUGAR?” poster.

Warren’s response was one of the best subtweets I’ve ever seen. Props to her social media team because they are perfect.

As for the Marine-turned-prostitute, Rolling Stone contacted the gigolo agency he claimed he worked for when Senator Warren broke his body. The gigolo agency said the guy didn’t work for them, had never worked for them, and that they wouldn’t even hire him because he’s “not up to caliber to work at our agency.” Perfect story is perfect. Also, this Rolling Stone article has the best summary of Wohl’s accusations against Warren: “A printout distributed during the gathering detailed the allegations, which read like erotica written by a 13-year-old who had seen Fifty Shades of Grey once, and didn’t really get it.”

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  1. Alexandria says:

    I’m glad that’s all they supposedly have on Warren. What next? Oh I know, she grabbed candy from a baby? She did not hold the lift door open? She wore white to a wedding?

    • Dragonlady sakura says:

      She wore white after Labor Day AND back in the day, she refused to rewind her Blockbuster videos.

    • Raina says:

      The real shame is that if even one Pearl dies by being clutched too hard, we all lose. Save the pearls people!!

    • tiredTreaded says:

      I’m so behind the free college education for anyone who wants it! Stupid got us magaCult & obv we need to boost American education

      • blueridges says:

        The American education system really really does, but there’s so much that needs to be done for the K-12 schools, as well as letting people know that there are options other than a college or university degree that might serve them better – if someone would be better served focusing on a trade and being educated in that, it shouldn’t be viewed as a “lesser than” option. The US needs plumbers and electricians as well as doctors, and lawyers, and people who got a Masters in BritLit.

  2. Erinn says:

    What the literal f-ck is wrong with Wohl. He has such a weird obsession with pushing weird sexual narratives. Didn’t he also try to say Mueller was a sex predator at one point?

    This kid needs to be put away for some deep therapy.

    He also pushed that Pete Buttigieg had sexually assaulted someone, Kamala Harris had traded sexual favors for office, and said that Ilhan Omar was married to her brother.

    What ever happened to his felony arrest warrant?

    • A says:

      Yeah, plus he had a similar fake exposé where he said that Pete Buttigieg had sexually assaulted a 19 year old.

      eta: You got all the receipts on Wohl! Yep, the dude needs help.

      • Erinn says:

        I mean – he’s absolutely unhinged. Which – is one thing. But you’d think he’d at least have more tricks up his sleeves. He just creates fake account and posts on social media, and stages shit, and accuses people of sexual deviancy… and rinse and repeat.

        I truly hope he sees some serious time behind bars.

    • stepup says:

      I’ve come to the conclusion it’s a performance project. In a few years, Wohl and his buddy will release a book about media manipulation, exploring how easy it is to trick conspiracy-minded alt-righters with mush for brains. It’s gotta be! His accusations are always (and obviously) blatant bullshit. That, or he’s trying to grift the dummies.

      Plus, his accusations fall outside the scope of defamation law, which accounts for believability (i.e., for something to be defamatory, it’s gotta be believable according to the “reasonable person” standard). I think that’s purposeful.

    • minx says:

      Wohl is a sick puppy.

    • Lightpurple says:

      His father David Wohl is equally unhinged.

    • DaisySharp says:

      Yep. I mean, this story is funny because if it were true, it could only help warren. lol. But it’s really not funny. What is wrong with these people??

      • Green_Eyes says:

        I would vote for her! Lol
        If it would have been true at least you know 2 things she has more stamina than the other front runners and bet she’d be up for that 3:00 am call they tried to say Hillary would
        Sleep thru. I swear the crap the right puts out and gets away with.. from cough cough 45 on down!

      • ChillyWilly says:

        She already had my vote but knowing she has the energy to eff a 24 year old Marine to death affirms my choice. Epic fail, Wohl.

    • otaku fairy.... says:

      It is another reminder of why we should all avoid spreading certain kinds of sexual blind items and rape rumors around as gospel though. They’re often part of some kind of regressive agenda.

      • Erinn says:

        And it’s a tricky thing! Because naturally a lot of us are careful to listen to a possible victim, and really take what they’re saying seriously. But it’s hard when it seems like things can have a politically driven motive or based in conspiracy. And you don’t really want to treat a possible victim any differently just because their story might undermine someone who’s important to a movement, or a political party… but there’s always that inkling of doubt to grapple with depending on the messenger or who would benefit. And I hate even writing that because it seems skeezy and like I don’t believe people who come forward – when I try to at least initially never doubt a victim and listen to what they have to say. But the Wohl’s of the world absolutely make it harder to navigate that sort of thing.

    • Megan says:

      @Erinn Wohl is under federal indictment and will be going to jail.

    • olive says:

      jacob wohl also filed a fake police report while he was in minneapolis this year and claimed he’d received death threats from twitter accounts that he himself had created. he never stops lying.

    • hogtowngooner says:

      He’s such a creep. He and Jack “shock the conscious” Burkman think they’re so much smarter than they really are. They’re just trying to start baseless conspiracy theories because the thought of someone they don’t like (especially a woman) rising above them is more than their two brain cells can stand.

  3. Mego says:


    • (TheOG)@Jan90067 says:

      I’m joining you laughing so hard, I’m crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂. This numbnut HAD A POSTED PIC on his insta showing off the scar from some kind of tool stunt.

      While it is complete crap, this 24 yr old probably couldn’t even keep up with Warren!

      Warren and Harris are my ticket, too. I love Mayor Pete, but I don’t think he’s quite ”ready” yet. I’d love to see him in their cabinet. I’m going to a cocktail fund raiser for him tomorrow… can’t wait to hear his thought on all that is going on now!

      • Tiffany :) says:

        He posted that he got the scar from a swing set! The chain hit him in the back.

        What a fool!

    • Lightpurple says:

      I was just about to post about the scar picture!

    • otaku fairy.... says:

      Right? 😂 Ridiculous.

  4. Kateeeee says:

    More projection from the right: “Let’s say she pays for sex!” Next it will be “And she paid for it with campaign money!” Keep it coming, gents… I can use the laughs.

    • Allie says:

      She better not sent him e-mails!

    • whatWHAT? says:

      everything with them is projection.

      45 accuses Schiff of writing the whistleblower’s report for him, and then it comes out that two 45 admin members wrote a statement that they wanted the Ukraine gov’t to release regarding them opening an investigation into the Bidens.

      it’s a rule now: anytime the Orange Anus accuses someone of something, it’s because HE and/or one of his minions did just that.

  5. Meghan says:

    I’ve been thinking about donating to her campaign because I love her, but hearing about how Bernie is raising 25mil in a quarter or whatever it was is so frustrating to me. It seems like such a waste of money.

    But you best bet the Warren campaign is getting some of my money today. Get it girl! Elizabeth Warren, the Blanche Deveraux of 2019.

  6. Jerusha says:

    Too bad the Marine previously revealed the cause of his scar. Not that it will matter to the low info Deplorables.

  7. Prairiegirl says:

    Aspirational, if true! LOL – go Liz!

  8. BlueSky says:

    So this is to discourage people from voting for her???😂😂😂

  9. Becks1 says:

    I feel like everything about this is just…..I cant even. Warren’s response was perfect.

  10. Nev says:


  11. Aang says:

    Bernie needs to drop out and throw his support to Warren. She will win if he does and she may win even without his endorsement. I love Bernie but he’s too old and the latest
    Health news confirms it. I’m a never Harris in the primary because of how she treated trans inmates in CA. If she somehow gets the nom (unlikely) I’ll hold my nose in the general. She doesn’t seem to have beliefs just poll tested positions. The Onion headline yesterday was “Harris considers heart surgery after seeing positive reception for Sanders.”

    • Starkiller says:

      No, she won’t. Do you have any idea how sexist the US is? The last farce of an election should have pointed you to that. You really think a country with no maternity leave, actively trying to strip females of their healthcare rights, that voted for DONALD EFFING TRUMP rather than a woman, is going to elect a female president? No, another old white dude who is actually centre-right but calls himself a liberal (Biden) will get the nom because that’s the way it goes in the Good ole USA.

      • Allie says:

        Hillary Clinton won the popular vote by several million votes ahead of Trump. The problem is the electoral system rather than just sexism.

      • MeghanNotMarkle says:

        I used to think that this country wouldn’t vote for a woman this time around but I’m starting to change my mind. I think a lot of Dem voters are really looking for quality and would support Warren. My support will go to whomever gets the Dem nom, and I’m a Libertarian. I can’t afford to vote third party now that I live in redredred Florida. And, of course, there’s the fact that we don’t even have a horse in this race yet.

      • Lindy says:

        This right here is what consistently keeps me up at night. And I hate it so much.

      • aang says:

        I thought that way about Obama. No way would our racist af country elect a black man. I was pleasantly surprised. But I was not shocked when it made the dog whistle racists go so insane that they became out and proud racists. I think Warren can win but I’ll also be prepared for the backlash if she wins. The Bernie bros will be pissed but twenty something white dudes aren’t really a reliable demographic anyway.

      • Tiffany :) says:

        Hillary wasn’t just a woman, she was a woman that had been vilified by right wing media for over 20 years.

    • MeghanNotMarkle says:

      Agreed on all points.

    • DaisySharp says:

      This is a disingenuous smear against Kamala, but my refutations are not permitted through. Keep it up. White women, I swear. SMDH

      • aang says:

        1. I’m not white. 2. I am the mother of a trans child and Kamala DID NOT respect the gender identity of inmates and refused to allow medical treatment. Just like Joe Biden and the bussing. Do we forgive? Do we forget? No for white men but yes for black women? There are better candidates and race is not why. Prosecutor is why. Defending an oppressive system is why. Just because Kamala is black she does not get a pass. I’d vote for Stacey Abrams in a quick second.

      • DaisySharp says:

        It is disingenuous though. Because you are in the same post, stanning Warren, who in her 2012 debate against Scott Brown came out against prison inmates having tax payer funded gender reassignment surgery. She came out against it. She had no law to uphold, she just raised her hand and said “I’m against it”. Kamala’s job was to uphold the law of the land in California at that time, regardless of her personal views. Now I don’t know her personal views at that time, but I know Warren’s. So I feel that if this was really what you were upset about? You wouldn’t be stanning for Warren. That’s what makes this narrative disingenuous, in my view. And I don’t know if the people who do it, are aware of this? I really don’t know. Listen, even OBama was against gay marriage (or claimed to be) far too late. I get the politics of it. I don’t even hold it against Warren. My issue is with those who hold it against Kamala, and stan Warren. Sorry, that makes no sense. It just doesn’t.

  12. AnneliseR says:

    The UH cougar thing was the first thing I thought of when I saw this story. As a proud fellow UH alum and woman past 40, GO COUGARS!!! 😉

    • Krakken says:

      Without a doubt THE. BEST. HEADLINE. EVER!!!
      PLEASE Let it be true. If so I will sneak into the USA to vote for her.

  13. WTF says:



    • HK9 says:

      I know!! She reportedly “broke his body” I’m like what kind of moves does she have and is she giving lessons. 🙂

  14. MeghanNotMarkle says:

    I laughed so hard when I first saw an article with this Warren headline. They’re really grasping. I mean, if Warren has an intense sexuality, more power to her and hooray for her husband. But to “ravage” some young Marine like this claim states? It’s E.L. James-bad material. *eyeroll*

  15. T.Fanty says:

    I don’t get how this, or the Zuckerberg and Wall Street objections, are supposed to hurt her campaign. All of these attempts to pushback just make me love her more. And the Zuckerberg leak just proves how darn right she is.

  16. Amanita says:

    How about you DON’T peddle right wing conspiracy theories?

  17. margedebarge says:

    I watched the footage of the press conference. The marine keeps cracking up, he can’t keep a straight face. He talks in great detail about a lime green dildo with a distinct rubbery smell. My favorite part is when the camera pans over the “crowd” and it’s just a handful of people standing on a suburban sidewalk. The whole thing feels like something out of an episode of Veep.

  18. Krakken says:

    Just wow. She’s 70. I’m a mere 47 and I have been trying to sexually destroy a 24 yr old Marine for months. I need to up my game.

    • aang says:

      I’m all on board with your comment. Just don’t turn trump’s racist nickname for her into a joke. Pocahontas was a sexually trafficked child, just one of millions of native children stolen from our communities, not someone for white people to laugh about.

      • Krakken says:

        Not white. But I hear you. I’m indigenous and also call myself Indian in front of family. I feel it’s ok to say as an act of diefiance because I’ve had it spat at me. But you are not wrong. Context is everything.

      • aang says:

        krakken fellow “indian” here. sorry for misinterpreting.

  19. Emma says:

    Yikes, Kamala is…I don’t know. Her past work as a prosecutor bothers me but I can see how she is appealing to the HIllary white woman crowd.

  20. Marjorie says:

    I was leaning Warren until I read her (team’s) response to this cougar thing and I too am now 1000% team Liz.

    In regard to the idea that the US electorate won’t vote for a woman, the answer is, we already did. Clinton lost because she blew the strategy and didn’t campaign in PA, WI, MI, even though many in the party were SCREAMING for her to do so. Warren is really really smart and has little hubris (for a pol) and can learn from the last election and adjust.

    She also has no Bengazi or but-her-emails or pizzagate fake scandals for the deplorables to pump up, just the Pocahontas thing that Trump tagged her with. So she could easily beat Clinton’s 3 million vote margin. That’ll be nice, but 300 electoral votes will be nicer.

  21. DaisySharp says:

    What do people here think the effects of Trump’s (treasonous) attacks on Biden have been? I don’t like Biden, trust…but I feel somewhat alarmed anyway? I feel Biden’s responses have been weak tea! I think Hunter is his Achilles heel and he doesn’t know how to respond? I feel that Biden may have been taken out by this we just don’t know it yet. What terrifies me is that it’s a false attack, it’s lies, and of course, it’s treason, and an abuse of power how he went about it. But I think it worked. Warren is next up because it was revealed that Trump asked china to look into both biden and warren. So, is he going to take out our people one by one? By hook or by crook? Well, by crook for sure. this is all very crooked. Who is going to be able to take him down by punching back really effectively? I don’t know, but it’s part of what I’m looking for. In the meantime, this is terrifying because IMO it’s working. Thoughts?

    • OuiOkay says:

      My thoughts are Biden’s had months to stand out and impress, he doesn’t do it in response to this scandal with his son or in debates or anywhere else. No plan and can’t answer things well? No thanks
      I give warren 98/100
      Biden 10/100 he gets that for having the experience with the Obama admin. He hasn’t earned anything else this campaign

    • Original T.C. says:

      Honesty so far only Bernie has been able to beat Trump and the GOP at smears and trash talking. Something happened like 4 months ago that cause Liz Cheney to come out all pro war (Iran stuff?) and Bernie shut her down by saying something like we already listened to a Cheney before and lived to regret it. No more. The media moved on from her scare tactic quickly. They usually get intimidated by Liz Cheney.

      He also is the only one that can defend his policies without riding the middle or changing his answer later. I don’t believe in all his policies but I like how good he is at destroying GOP attacks. That’s what I worry that Warren won’t be able to do. Not because of her gender but because Trump out foxed her last time. And Bernie’s following this time has a significant amount of women (under age 35).

      • DaisySharp says:

        Well, I’m watching all this. I am unhappy with the polling thus far because we aren’t getting a good enough look at what our vibrant, young candidates can do! I mean, what can Cory Booker do? He has that unique blend of love and a real toughness I think. How about Beto? He doesn’t take no crap. I just want to see more please!

    • Tiffany :) says:

      I think people don’t want to “Streisand Effect” the Biden conspiracy theory. If Biden came out and defended himself in full force from these allegations, it would legitimize and spread the conspiracy theory, not weaken it.

      Biden isn’t my favorite, so if this is what gets voters to look at other candidates in the primary, I’d agree with the end result but not the means. It is very troubling that Trump/GOP are so willing to commit crimes in order to win. I think all of our potential nominees are vulnerable to this kind of attack. When your opponent doesn’t care about committing crimes, how do you defend against that?

  22. Clay says:

    I’d vote for her NOW, now that I know that she’s a cougar….! LOL OMG this campaign gonna be fun. Go Elizabeth!

  23. ME says:

    Hahaha America is the country that keeps on giving ! Your politics are better than any SNL skit !

  24. Tiff says:

    I’m team Castro but this has got me reconsidering! Get it Liz!! 😂😂

    • DaisySharp says:

      Castro is now auditioning to be Warren’s vp (that’s why all of his attacks during the debates), and if she is the nominee I think it’s highly likely he WILL be her vp pick.

      • OuiOkay says:

        That sounds perfect! He’s the only other standout for me
        Well, maybe yang too but he doesn’t mesh with Warrens ideas as much

      • DaisySharp says:

        It sounds better than Trump/Pence and that is all I can say about it.

      • Tiff says:

        I’d be very happy with a Warren/Castro ticket!

      • Lightpurple says:

        That’s been my preferred team all along.

      • Sandy Eggo says:

        Same! My dream ticket is Warren and Castro. I think they’d make a perfect team.

        I was sold on Castro after I saw him on Bill Maher’s show right after Biden’s hair smelling (touching?) thing came out. Bill (being the jerk he is) was saying it’s no big deal and why are people in a snit about it, and Juliàn basically explained why it IS a big deal and not ok. Castro gets it.

  25. adastraperaspera says:

    Pretty safe bet that Wohl is being paid in rubles. He has no day job, and disinformation ops aren’t going to launch themselves, so…

  26. Raina says:

    If this were true, it would make my shitty azz day so much better. Go gurl, get yours.

    At least she didn’t ask him to piss on her.

  27. What now? says:

    This is one of the best “smear” campaigns ever. Because not only are we all, “YAAAS, get you some Liz!”

    Did he drop his pants and she said, “I’ve got a plan for that!” Before wrecking him? If yes, can we get details of that particular plan?

    I find it interesting that this is the smear he comes up with. He OBVIOUSLY thinks she’s attractive and fantasizes about her being a sexual dynamo, because he wishes he was that marine. (Notice, he and the marine are the same age.) Hillary was always portrayed as a cold hearted bitch with ice water in her veins that no man would ever find attractive, because she is basically the devil in a pant suit. But Warren is wrecking 24 year old marines? Like I said, Interesting.

  28. The Recluse says:

    I like Warren and Harris too. They are my dream team, a one-two punch of professionalism. Are they perfect?
    None of them are.
    BUT they are leagues better than the traitorous adderall sniffer and his dominionist vp.

  29. manda says:

    Is it just me, or is “shock the conscious” not the expression? I thought it was “shock the conscience”? I can’t get past that

    • tealily says:

      I thought he meant “shock the consciousness” but I’ve never heard that phrase before.

  30. isadora says:

    About that Marine: he served 2 years in the Marines but never was deployed in Afghanistan or elsewhere.

    It was a weird press conference if you could call it that. That Marine guy tried not to laugh while reading Jacob’s erotica fanfic. Warren was both frail and weak but she was a monster in the sack according to them.(which one is it?) Jacob also said that we “couldn’t have women presidents because they are hormonal ” but was totally fine with Drumpf banging pornstars because “he is a peak alpha male”. Jezus these people are full blown idiots, liars and big cowards. This wasn’t the first time he did such a stunt. His dad is a nut case as well and is BFF with Orange ass. I hope they all land in jail and rot away.

  31. Ally Theater says:

    You can forget about Harris. She’s done. And thank goodness for that. Whilst the election of a black woman might be great symbolism, it’d be cold comfort for the victims of her pro-Wall Street neoliberal policies.

  32. Liz version 700 says:

    I read a story about Wohl and his conspiracy partner (15 minutes I will never get back). These are the same two idiots whose last big reveal press conference was on the same porch and was interrupted by a trash truck pulling up to empty the garbage in front of the house. I mean it takes all kinds….Trump has certainly unleashed a typhoon of weird reality stars on the world. Lucky us

  33. vegasschmegas says:

    Jacob Wohl is a nutbag. He traded securities in Arizona, defrauded a bunch of people, was told by the SEC that he had to stop, they told him he needed to pay restitution, and he never did. He moved to California, where he says he gets his tips from hanging around “hipster coffee shops”. He and Burkman gave a press conference in a janky hotel (about Mueller), and Burkman had his fly open the whole time. He’s on probation or parole in CA for doing some equally crazy stuff. He started a “private investigations” company, and had a phony profile on the interwebz. When people called the phone number of that PI company, the calls went to his mother’s cellphone. His father is a lawyer, and a rabid Trump supporter, as well. Not sure why people go to all of this trouble to make money – isn’t easier just to get A JOB?????

  34. phlyfiremama says:

    Tore up a 24 year old Marine gigolo??!! *nods proudly Yep, She’s my President!!!

  35. dlc says:

    I think it’s awesome that I can say yes, Biden’s wife is Jill, Bernie Sanders wife got in trouble with him, Pete has a partner, and Cory Booker is dating Rosario, but I have no idea of Elisabeth Warren or Kamala Harris’s dating/marital status. I think it is cool that it has not been a focus.

  36. Reece says:

    Suddenly I know who I’m voting for!

  37. Nikki* says:

    Try a Navy man, Liz. And yes, I’m voting for Warren.