Melania Trump is building a ‘tennis pavilion’ on White House grounds

First Lady Melania Trump Hosts a Listening Session with Youth from the Truth Initiative

Melania Trump is the Marie Antoinette of the current era. Discuss. I have never doubted that Melania has some minor good intentions, when she’s not watching TV or shopping or hiding from her disgusting husband. She genuinely seems to love children and… that’s about all I’ve got. She seems to be especially close with her only child, Barron. Other than that, she just seems like a lazy, self-absorbed trophy wife who sits around all day and pouts, in between mysterious medical stays for “kidney” situations where she suddenly has bigger breasts once her kidneys have been sorted out. My point is that this seems on-brand for Melania:

Michelle Obama remade part of the White House grounds so that she could have a fruit and vegetable garden which would provide fresh produce for the White House AND local schools. Melania Trump decided to make a tennis court so that… only First Families could play tennis. My guess is that the tennis pavilion will be done by the late spring of 2020, just in time for Melania to play tennis with a hunky tennis instructor (“don’t worry about him DAHnald!”) in the summer months. This was her reward for all of her Be-Besting. And by that I mean…she’s done like three Be Best events this year??? Hard work for a lazy trophy wife. She earned her tennis instructor boy-toy. And I guess taxpayers are paying for Melania to get f–ked in a tennis pavilion.

First Lady Melania Trump Hosts a Listening Session with Youth from the Truth Initiative

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  1. StellainNH says:

    She got a Sheryl she shed.

  2. Snappyfish says:

    So completely tone death. Her husband has abandoned our allies to slaughter & torn the constitution to shreds but hey, how about a lovely little tennis pavilion

    • naomipaige99 says:

      They all need to rot in jail!!!!

    • Malificent says:

      I think you meant to say “tone deaf”, but in this case, “tone death” is perfect!

      • Snappyfish says:

        oops!! Thx for the correct but I think I like tone death better. For her & that entire corrupt, not even as clever a movie, crime family.

    • Lua says:

      Let her build it. She won’t be there long enough to use it 🤞

    • blueridges says:

      Erm, she doesn’t control foreign policy. Michelle wasn’t responsible for Drone strikes either.

      So much of the gynophobic nastiness towards her and Michelle is just people telling on themselves.

  3. Juls says:

    She’s okay with putting children in cages and ripping their families apart. She even told us so with that infamous jacket. So can we really say that she seems to love children? She loves Barron and she loves Melania. Maybe her parents. That’s it.

    • DaisySharp says:

      Yep. I was coming here to say just this. Honestly, she disgusts me.

    • lucy2 says:

      I was going to say she doesn’t love those kids in cages, but you’re right, I think she only cares about herself and her own.

      I normally wouldn’t have an issue with a First Family making improvements to the White House, but FFS, he’s being impeached, with any luck they’re about to be evicted.

    • sue denim says:

      Yes, the jacket — as Oprah via Maya Angelou advised — when people tell you who they are, believe them the first time…

  4. Ann says:

    I don’t have animosity towards Melania. I used to but after learning about Epstein and realizing how all these disgusting men treat women I now think she doesn’t have a say in her current position. She was purchased. That transaction likely took place after years of abuse. I’m not saying I have total empathy for her, but still… I bet she will have a hard time keeping her glee to herself when trumpy finally kicks it. We all hate him, but none of us are contractually obligated to touch him.

    • Swack says:

      She has a say, she chooses to stay with him. She has the money and resources to leave him.

      • Rapunzel says:

        I think Melania is vile, due to her various actions, but let’s not pretend that money and resources alone are enough to get out of an abusive relationship. There are plenty of rich, connected women who are victims. Saying otherwise is not fully comprehending the psychology of abuse.

        It’s also quite possible Melania could by a victim and also a vile person. Victims don’t need to be angels.

      • Ann says:

        Does she? Her captures have the money and resources to kill both her and her son. I don’t think she deserves full exoneration, but some indifference is maybe appropriate.

      • CL says:

        Do you honestly think Trump wouldn’t threaten to take Barron away to keep her in line? I wouldn’t put that past him at all.
        I can’t stand her, but money can’t fix everything.

    • minx says:

      She’s a birther, I have no sympathy for her at all.

    • lucy2 says:

      I don’t doubt her life is crappy, but she actively participated in the birther racist nonsense, and has done NOTHING to help anyone, ever.

    • greenmonster says:

      I can’t believe people are still defendig this woman. The excuses you and others bring up are pathetic: she probably has been abused. She can’t leave Trump because she is afraid to lose Barron or even her life.

      1. There is not a single shred of evidence (not even a hint) that she has ever been abused.
      2. Trump had four other kids with two women and never shown any interest in taking them away from their mothers after the seperations. He does not care about his children (execpt Ivanka) and wouldn’t use them as leverage.

      Is it really that hard to believe that a woman is simply a cold hearted gold digging b*tthole? Why is it so easy to believe that men like Trump and Epstein are just awful and cruel without any excuse of suffering some form of abuse themselves, but women like Melania and their behaviour is somehow always the result of abuse. Please hold women accountable for their actions too. Melania’s actions speak loud and clearly.

    • blueridges says:

      Americans really don’t understand Eastern Europe, do they? Melania came from a solidly middle class family. She wasn’t “purchased”. Maybe read a book or two.

  5. Algernon says:

    “Melania Trump is the Marie Antoinette of the current era.”

    No. Marie Antoinette was a child bride thrust into a situation for which she was totally unprepared and had no choice about participating in. She also never had the option/opportunity to leave her husband. Also, though the efforts were too late, Marie Antoinette made several attempts at reform. Her reputation, though, was already irreparably damaged, in part because the French court never really accepted her and were happy to let her be the face of an entire corrupt, wasteful aristocracy. That everyone still has this awful impression of Marie Antoinette, is a testament to the power of propaganda.

    But mostly the difference is that Melania could leave at any time, she is a willing participant in her farcical marriage and supporter of her awful husband. She is a grown woman who understood the devil’s bargain she was accepting when she got married and she chooses every day to be complicit in his evil crimes.

  6. jules says:

    WTF?! Proudly Canadian. Our prime minister sucks, but his family doesn’t suck nearly as hard as the first family. My condolences to all Americans.

  7. Lightpurple says:

    I think the tennis court has been there for a long time. The pictures of her yesterday for the “groundbreaking,” were taken on an existing court. She’s just building a big gaudy she-shed, for the purpose of banging her tennis instructor. Meanwhile Ivanka was posting ads for today’s visit to Missouri to brag about day care. They both did this as the news was breaking that a child had died in the Turkish attack. I just can’ t with these two greedy monsters.

  8. bros says:

    the twitter ratio is amazing. some sick burns on there.

  9. Q T Hush says:

    Hopefully, by the time construction is finished on the tennis pavilion Melania will no longer occupy 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. I’m sure the contractors, just like Mayor Frey, will ask for payment in advance on the project. I’m sure the Donald and wife #3, will find someway to pocket most of our tax dollars that are meant to pay for this unnecessary indulgence. The laziness of the First Lady of the night is as appalling as her Be Best campaign. Hypocrites the lot of them.

  10. lolalola3 says:

    How is a Greek-inspired tennis house a showcase of “American craftsmanship and skill”?? My god this woman is as dumb as her box of rocks spouse. She just thought it was about time she tweeted a pic of herself so she could deduct that outfit and shoes as a biz expense. Greedy and gross.

  11. Nicole says:

    The Tennis Pavillion is probably Obama’s old BBall Court. First pic looks like artist renderings second pic looks like where the key used to be on the BBall court. In short, it was always there, and was just refurbished to suit Cheetolini’s needs.

  12. egot says:

    She’s a Russian spy.