By my count, Miley Cyrus has been with Cody Simpson for about three weeks. We first became aware of their coupled-up status two weeks ago, when they were gallivanting all over LA, making out at yogurt shops and breakfast joints. Since then, it’s been a whirlwind of selfies, Instagram Stories, rants about slut-shaming, hospitalizations and… it now seems like Cody has officially moved in with Miley. And he’s releasing new music based on their new love. Did he literally go into the music studio on their first date or something? Oh, and Cody’s rep is issuing statements to People Magazine on behalf of Cody and Miley’s love.
After years of friendship, Miley Cyrus and Cody Simpson’s relationship recently turned romantic — and the couple are on the same page when it comes to their lifestyles.
“It is early, but their friendship is long-standing and deeper than people realize. Though they originally met during their own wilder phases, they’re both sober now and are focused on health, work and spending time together. Seems pretty ideal to me,” Simpson’s manager Matt Zeidman tells PEOPLE exclusively in a statement.
While attending the Tiffany & Co. Mens Launch last week, Simpson opened up about his new romance with Cyrus, saying they “found each other again in a space where we’re both not partying” and “working real hard.”
The Australian singer — who was by the entertainer’s side as she recovered from tonsillitis — also revealed he’ll be dropping a new song inspired by Cyrus this week. “She was like, ‘If you don’t put this s— out, I’m putting it out on your behalf for you. I’m getting your Spotify login and doing this s— myself,’” said Simpson. Cyrus teased the track on Monday in several Instagram Stories. “Crystal dream, Cali queen / Radiant hand, vibrant sand / I’m shy, it’s a golden thing she’s got,” Simpson sings on the track, which Cyrus revealed is titled “Golden Thing.”
Yeah… Miley has every right to move on and move in with a guy she’s been banging for three weeks, tops. But when the New Guy’s rep is issuing statements and Miley’s trying to parlay her fame to help out Mr. Three Week Boyfriend, I’m sorry, that’s tacky and gross. Miley could have been alone with her thoughts! She could have spent this time actually dating someone quietly, someone who isn’t going to release music less than a month into their love affair. And just like the thing with Kaitlynn, Miley is just burning through Cody too – they’re doing everything so quickly and in a month, Miley’s going to be out the door.
Photos courtesy of Backgrid and Cody’s IG.
Working really hard at what? Trying to out famewhore the Kardashians? Do they have a deal worked out when this inevitably implodes or is she just counting on the PR buildup when she dumps him right before the next record comes out? Will there be a song about the matching tattoos they just got?
Also, someone needs to tell her the wet look she keeps wearing just makes her look like she needs a hot shower.
Her thirst keeps her wet
Soooo thristy.
thank you!! Looks TERRIBLE
You aren’t sober if your addiction is sex and attention and you still seek it out like a homing missile.
Has she ever actually claimed sex addiction herself? That probably would have made quite the headlines. A lot of people side-eye claims of sex addiction even when men self-identify that way, for good reason (and it also seems like it’s mostly men saying it for themselves while for women, it’s more often said for them online, with the exception of some blonde reality star whose name I can’t remember).
I think she has an addiction to attention and excitement. And it resembles a vicious circle. (Heavy sigh)
Miley: Wash your hair!
The rest of it isn’t worth mentioning, because it’s pathetic and attention-seeking by both of them.
Why is her default mode “teenager who has just discovered sex exists”? Yes she’s only 26…but she’s also 26.
And yeah, with those rep statements? Someone is taking their opportunity. *cough* This guy’s career was all but dead and now he has attention. Oh but Miley’s totally in control and badass…right? 😒 Sigh….just don’t get pregnant you silly, silly thing.
because she’ss an immature idiot who truly truly believes she’s super deep and enlightened, yet if you actually read her interviews, she sounds doped up and moronic. she acts like she’s super in charge and strong when she’s just a thirst magnet chasing anyone and everyone. she equates being sexual 100% of the time, with being an enlightned adult when it just shows how immature and childish she truly is
She really does not know how to behave as an adult, raised by enablers. She can be free in many aspects of her life without being such a j-erk and attention thirsty. .
She just dives in head first. I have a feeling she’s going to be making headlines with her thirst for publicity.
I hope he can release the song before she breaks up with him
LOL!!!!!
He needs to be quick, his window is closing.
Sure they are. Wasnt her summer fling “too serious” so she bounced, but she’s moving in with a guy she dated for 2 weeks? Please she’s setting up another “can’t be tamed” storyline when she backs out of moving together “last minute”… her storylines are less original than the Kardashians.
+1
Who is taking care of all those pets Miley had? This is the 3rd person she has moved on with this year. I am not sure what she believes this is doing for her but almost all the attention has been negative. Also I only knew who Cody Simpson was because he used to date Gigi Hadid back in 2014. I bet she is shaking her head at this mess
he is supposed to be cute? i’m old i think.
@Lizzie I dont find him even remotely attractive, either.
He is unfortunate looking. I know he can’t help that he has blond eyebrows, but he should really dye them a darker color. He’d look less creepy.
The hottest body in the world can’t overcome his face. Dude looks like a boxer that’s done 500 rounds and got pummelled each time. Smashed, and not in a good way.
Lord. Thirsty as hell.
Trainwreck.
Cue the imploding of this relationship in 3… 2…
Exhausting.
“Mr three week boyfriend” lol
It’s as if she saw the pap pics of Liam and his new girlfriend and has reacted by taking it up another level. “Oh yeah? New girlfriend, huh? I’ll see your new “relationship” and raise you one cohabitation.” This chick is exhausting, but it makes for entertaining gossip (until she crashes & burns, that is).
This.
she really just left her marriage to sleep around, didnt she? damn she is a trainwreck, Liam should be grateful he got out. when people assume bisexual=slut, this is the person they’re thinking of
Bisexual women are not responsible for proving to anyone that we aren’t ‘sl*ts’ by abstaining from hook-up culture, any more than it’s a gay guy’s responsibility to stop people from calling gay men f*gs, abominations, or other slurs by hiding relationships or presenting themselves in a more subdued, masculine way. The problem is prudes continuing to spew misogynistic, biphobic, and homophobic hate speech in 2019.
Can I just say @otaku fairy that I am always super impressed by your comments. You’re so switched on and super smart! Your comments are consistently on point.
☺Thank you. It’s just…isn’t it interesting how even among a lot of liberals and feminists, there’s this unspoken agreement that males and their suffering is more important, even among groups that liberals will fight for? That words matter, but only when they directly impact how men and young boys are treated? Slurs, stereotypes, and victim-blaming are not accepted when directed at gay males like that- bisexual women are expected to put up with things guys in the community are not. They’re more important than us.
Well, it’s nice they are both sober. I imagine it would be hard to maintain sobriety with a partier.
It’s funny she was moving to fast with the previous gf, but moving in after three weeks with the dude. I kinda lolled because there’s a lesbian joke about date number three being the moving truck.
Ummm define sober cause i would say she’s still smoking weed
And i do not see this dudes appeal. To each their own i suppose
I was going to say sober *except for weed and cocaine*
If this relationship is real (ha) and she is sober like she claims, then this kind of makes sense? She had to replace drugs with something else. Her current intensity in her behavior reminds me of younger Angelina (with BBT).
A great big side-eye on the sober thing. Several suspicions, but I can certainly say that having been sick enough to be hospitalized with tonsillitis at least twice in my life? You don’t bounce back this quickly. You just don’t. It’s BRUTAL. So yeah….tonsillitis my ass!
I think they’re a good match in that both are equally unattractive.
Celeste barber doing a Miley Cyrus dancing impression on Instagram is both funny and sad. If you don’t follow celeste, she gently mocks videos and photos posted by models, celebrities and it is a riot, but also for me, satirizes the culture of seeing women as sexy objects? And Miley tried so hard to fulfill being a sexy person but she fails so hard.
How desperate must he be for attention? He is a nobody in the states, but this is not the way to go. Ugh
Why is she so afraid to be alone??!!
Since when is she sober?? Not partying and being sober are totally different.
Geezus H. She doesnt stop