Who had the worst Halloween ‘costume’, Don Trump Jr. or Tomi Lahren?

I always forget that fake churchy-types and fake Republicans also celebrate Halloween. They tend to suck all of the joy out of it though, which is probably why I “forget.” On Halloween this year, the House voted to make the next phase of the impeachment inquiry public, which means public hearings, public testimony and what will probably be a sh-t-ton of drama. But the dude who reads words with his mouth open thinks he understands what is happening, and he believes it’s a “witch hunt.” Yes, I am speaking of Dull Trump Jr. He and his inappropriate ex-Fox News girlfriend Kimberly WhatsHerGuts dressed up as a “Witch Hunt” for Halloween. Only… she’s a witch and he’s a hunter, so really their couple costume is Witch-Hunter, not witch hunt. And I also think he’s probably going to try to shoot Kimberly. Also: did Kimberly’s witch costume cost $2 at Party City or what? Cheap, cheap, cheap.

Dull Trump wasn’t the only “conservative” nutjob to dress up for Halloween. Tonka Limpet – aka Tomasi Leer aka Tuna Lip aka Tupelo Larry- decided to “dress up” as Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez for Halloween. AOC is a beautiful, intelligent young Congresswoman who used to work as a bartender to support herself. Tampon Lojack is a blonde idiot who gets paid to parrot conservative talking points.

Eric Trump didn’t dress up, I guess. Neither did Ivanka. She was too busy pwning herself by trying to quote from Thomas Jefferson.

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64 Responses to “Who had the worst Halloween ‘costume’, Don Trump Jr. or Tomi Lahren?”

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  1. grabbyhands says:

    I hate them both (costumes and people) with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns.

    And they call the left fragile snowflakes. Jesus.

    • Esmom says:

      I came here to say literally the same thing. My loathing for Don Junior especially is unhealthy. He’s such a petty, whiny punk. Gah, my blood is boiling just typing this.

      And Tampon Lojack (LMAO)? I can’t believe these people have such wide platforms to spew their ignorance.

      The only thing that gives me hope these days are the college students I know studying journalism, public policy, criminal justice, environmental science and engineering, education…they get it. I gotta believe their integrity, despite the high profiles of these useless, disgusting forces on the right, will prevail.

    • Raina says:

      This is like choosing between diarrhea and vomiting; both equally gross and vile.
      Except these two won’t go away.
      Yes, I, too, have hate.

    • Lady2Lazy says:

      Unfortunately that “costume” that Drumpf Jr wears never comes off. He and his name sake never take off their ugliness.

  2. Tate says:

    Junior and his blow up doll are starting to look alike.

  3. Case says:

    Scrolling down to see Tami’s, I said some…not nice words.

    • Original T.C. says:

      LOL. We all know she’s mad that AOC has replaced her as the woman the Right Wing incels lust after. So she used Halloween as an excuse to be desired again by dressing up as AOC. Seriously both genders of the right wing nutcases have an unhealthy hard-on for poor AOC.

      • Kateeeee says:

        I know, and I only hope their hate inspires AOC to bigger and better things. This costume is super lame but at least she didnt try to brown face it up. Baby steps for the deplorables.

    • GreenTurtle says:

      Really, in Tammi Lowbrow’s addled brain, the sickest insult she can throw at AOC is to call her a former bartender. The GOP’d contempt for the working class is quite sad.

  4. My3cents says:

    These are by far the scariest Halloween costumes I’ve seen, Pennywise etc. have nothing on these people. Scary starts from the soul (less).

  5. Diana says:

    Nancy Pelosi… praying to God she can help save us from this mess we are in! 🙏🙏🙏🙏

  6. BlueSky says:

    Nazi Barbie still thirsty for attention. She wears her insecurities on her sleeves. AOC is everything Nazi Barbie will never be.

    • Raina says:

      What kills me every time is that these losers literally say or quote anything that can be said against THEM.
      It’s like the biggest bully coming up to a tiny toddler calling them huge (yuge)
      Bitch you don’t win by doing what your entire family satan spawn does and beat them with the exact insult that applies to you. They all do this…
      Also, if dumb bitch Ivanka wanted to quote a rapist she should’ve just quoted her daddy bf.

  7. Lightpurple says:

    Junior (Crabbe) has not learned his lesson from two years ago when he tried to make a political statement using his daughter Chloe’s Halloween picture and got owned on Twitter.

    What’s with the military costumes on Crabbe and Doyle’s kid? No Trump has ever served.

    Nagini is preparing for yet another vacation at our expense. This time: Morocco!

    • Esmom says:

      His stupid Halloween “socialism” stunt, gah. Such dignity and wisdom from the son of the POTUS. Have I mentioned how much I utterly loathe him?

    • Betsy says:

      They’re such grifters that my first thought is, oh I wonder what they’re up to in Morocco. Who are they meeting? Which Middle Eastern figure will meet them there to arrange shenanigans? Will Eric Prince be there, or does he limit that type of activity to the Seychelles?

      (With my apologies to any Moroccan celebitches. You and your country are lovely; when these grifters ride out, one just knows they’re going for criminal purposes).

    • (TheOG)@Jan90067 says:

      Not only have the NOT served (here!), but great grandpa got kicked out of Germany for cowardice in not serving! “Bone Spurs” run deep in that family!

    • holly hobby says:

      Don’t forget he was on tv saying he wished he was Hunter Biden so he can make money off his dad. He actually said that with a straight face. Seriously irony died right there.

  8. Kateeeee says:

    Because nothing says “I vote Republican” like dressing up as a killer of women for “fun”. I have no sense of humor when it comes to these never-weres… only disgust.

    • otaku fairy.... says:

      You’re not wrong; a lot of them do promote and protect the mentalities that drive and enable attacks on reproductive rights, rape, FGM, domestic violence, honor crime, femicide, and other threats to women’s lives.

  9. Ceecu33 says:

    I don’t usually condone violence on any level, but with Tampon Latexface I would make an exception. She’s the hunter, except change the H to a C. Someone should have dressed as her but make sure they brought a teleprompter since she’s too dim witted to think for herself.

    • Joanna says:

      Same here girl. She is the embodiment of white trash blonde privilege and a disgrace to my race. She thinks she earned her job when in reality she’s dumber than a box of rocks. She’s only there cause old white men want to fuck her. It will be brutal for her once she starts aging. I can’t wait! 😁

    • otaku fairy.... says:

      Ever since her misogynistic rant about Kamala Harris, I’ve been calling her Talibangeline Lily.

  10. Ye says:

    His kids really are all in arent they. And they were democrats before this. The lust for money and status must have really been pounded into their brains from birth…

    They KNOW he is assaulting the presidency for his own pleasure. They are vile.

    • Digital Unicorn says:

      They will do whatever and say whatever for Daddy’s attention and approval – esp Dumb Jr and Daughter Wife. These 2 really are fighting with each other over who Daddy loves best – we ALL KNOW who Daddy loves best, we’ve all seen how he paw’s at her in public.

      • AMAyson1977 says:

        He doesn’t love any of them, or anyone or anything, even himself. He values whichever one he thinks is reflecting most positively at any given time because he’s a disgusting malignant narcissist and other people only exist to him to the extent that they are enhancing his own self-image. He would throw all of them under the bus with no hesitation.

  11. Kiki says:

    Oh, look… It Stupid, Dimwit and Dumb Fox, Fake Barbie… Tomi Lahren. Karma will come and get them all.
    It starts with all the Republicans, that includes Matt Gaetz, Lindsey Graham, and Moscow Mitch McConnell. Oh, let’s not forget Rudy Guiliani (coming soon, he will be in handcuffs and hopefully send to jail). It started with Paul Manafort, Michael Flynn, Michael Cohen and many more to come. Donald J. Trump will definitely get his Karma. Revenge served cold.

  12. Lizzie says:

    Kimmy looks like she’s 70 with great plastic surgery. except she’s 50 with bad plastic surgery.

    • castletoz says:

      I googled her original face last night and it was the most terrifying thing I saw that day. Unattractive woman, inside and out

  13. LP says:

    I’m seeing several of my fave websites covering tampon latex (thanks to the above commenter for that, lol) and her costume, and my two cents is: a grease fire can’t be put out with water, only lack of oxygen. You’d like nice cold water would work- doesn’t it work on other fires?- but for a grease fire, no amount of water will make it stop, you have to remove the oxygen for it to go away. Do you see what I’m saying?

  14. BearcatLawyer says:

    The Thomas Jefferson quote was a poor choice, but Ivanka is too stupid to realize that. He was complaining about being maligned for fathering a child with his slave Sally Heming and arguing that his opponents were lying. EXCEPT he actually DID father multiple children with Sally. So in effect Jefferson was mad at being called out for something he actually did. Much like Mango Voldemort and his manic tweeting, I suppose.

    • Kliving says:

      Wow! Thanks for that context, Bearcatlawyer.

    • (TheOG)@Jan90067 says:

      They literally bring their own guns to shoot themselves in the foot.

      Thanks Bearcat! Gotta admit, I read the responses to her tweet and damn, I laughed out loud. Gotta hope that stung. She likes to think she’s SO profound/intelligent. lolololol

    • hogtowngooner says:

      The irony is delicious!

    • DragonWise says:

      Wow! They can’t help but tell on themselves, even when they don’t mean to!

    • Carol says:

      Ha! I guess Ivanka didn’t even know what she was tweeting. I used to think Ivanka was a smart girl, I still do, but her allegiance to her father, and his lies, has dumbed her down. Must suck to have a racist, lying, cheating, misogynistic, unscrupulous father.

    • Veronica S says:

      This is hands down the funniest shit I’ve read all day. Bless you.

    • Jana says:

      Just like her Daddy who literally impeached himself with his ignorant bravado, this dimwit knows zero about political history.

    • otaku fairy.... says:

      I wish someone famous would humiliate them publically with this fact, + the reminder that Trump is a sexual predator.

    • Trashaddict says:

      Thanks BearcatLawyer, I knew something had to be off with that quote,
      I just couldn’t figure out what it was.

  15. Ally Theater says:

    She also said

    ‘For all those crybabies out there triggered by my Halloween costume and others: it’s Halloween, calm down. Thought you Lefties would love a day that legitimizes going door-to-door asking for free things, anyway. #staytriggered”

    Hilarious. The fossil fuel industry loves government handouts.

    • GreenTurtle says:

      literally no one: ………..
      Trash Lair: Triggered libtards, you’re so upset, you special snowflakes!

  16. naomipaige99 says:

    Trash. Both of them are nothing but pure trailer trash!

  17. Suze says:

    I think the thing that annoys me most about Trippy Lollipop’s costume is that she couldn’t even get the shade of lipstick right. AOC has name dropped the brand and color (Beso by Stila), and it isn’t expensive. But no, Trolli Logarithm half-assed it, like she does everything.

  18. Nicegirl says:

    Torrid Liar,I can’t even.

    If my boyfriend was a criminal millionaire, my witch costume would be BOMB 💣 y’all. I’m not with this cheap ass party city look either.

    These 2 women are OBVIOUSLY not Amelia Earhart 🤦‍♀️😂

  19. Chelle says:

    I honestly try not to demean people but every time I see Jr., and all of them really, I throw up a little bit in my mouth. And then the fact that someone actually has sex with him is even more gross. God, I’m retching now. Excuse me.🤢

  20. Tourmaline says:

    Looking at too-nuts-for Fox News blowup doll Kimberly Guilfoyle, it’s crazy that she used to be married to Gavin Newsom (current Democratic governor of California). Wonder if Donny Junior has much time to spend with his five children in between being his daddy’s spokesweasel/squiring Kimmy around.

  21. VegasSchmegas says:

    I hope that Jr. is going hunting with Dick Chaney.

  22. Rapunzel says:

    Tampax LaHurtsMyBrain has a lot of nerve calling AOC a dimwit when she’s uninformed about everything. Is she still on her parents’ insurance? She’d need it for treating the beatdown AOC would give her if they ever met in person.

  23. ojulia123 says:

    They’re both awful but in my opinion, Tammy’s (sp) costume wins for being the worst.

  24. Rapunzel says:

    Did anyone else notice that Jr’s post is labeled from “The Swamp” WTH? Is he admitting he’s a swamp creature? That would be a first for honesty from him.

  25. Liz version 700 says:

    NOPE not today Satan to all of these dumba$$es

  26. Cran says:

    I’m constantly flabbergasted that it apparently costs so much to look so consistently tacky. It’s not only the costumes or clothing in general. Whatever decor/furniture I’m able to make out always looks bad to me. Just ugly and ill chosen. The pictures/artwork look like generic filler one would find in frames one gets from a department/craft store or frame shop. Furniture is just generic & impersonal. Like a hotel or home of someone who spends little time there.

  27. ChillyWilly says:

    I want the Trump kids to go down just as hard as their daddy. Even Tiffany. That tweet from Ivanka made me stabby.

  28. kerwood says:

    I hope they can hear the tumbrel wheels turning.

  29. Veronica S says:

    Lol imagine the class arrogance required for using “bartender” as an insult. As if having real world work experience was a detriment instead of your parents and local overpriced salon professional buying your job because you can string together third grade level insult mad libs.

    • Lady says:

      I have been a bartender for 10 years. It was a job I wanted. I was making 16.50 an hour working as an assistant at different places in Los Angeles. I became a bartender in 2009 during the recession because I knew my job would never be threatened. People will always drink. With no degree, it’s the only job I wanted to do where I knew I could make, on average $35-60 per night. That’s my range as a bartender for hourly. How am I an idiot for choosing this job? I don’t get it. I could barely pay my bills before I picked up my trade. Why is the fact that she was making great money at a labor job, such a bad thing?

  30. Jana says:

    Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, loathe entirely. If there is a God, we will never see or hear from these trust fund goons after January 20, 2021.

  31. Wolfy says:

    What is up with Kimberly’s hair? In every photo, each strand is in exactly the same place. Is it really hair or just a solid headpiece she puts on in the morning?