Lord, I haven’t even thought about Sarah Sanders in a few months. Sarah Huckabee Sanders left her White House press secretary gig about six months ago, and she was replaced by Stephanie Grisham, Melania Trump’s former spokesperson. Grisham still isn’t doing press briefings – they were phased out by Sarah Sanders – but Grisham just makes daily appearances on Fox News and THAT is how she “briefs the press.” This whole thing is insane. As is this New York Times interview with Sanders, who seems to be putting out feelers for a possible/probable run for statewide office in Arkansas. I read this dumpster fire interview so you don’t have to, and let me tell you – now that I’ve been reminded of Sarah Sanders’ existence, I really just want to bash my head against the wall. Some highlights:
She feels that she’s been “called” to run for office: “There are two types of people who run for office. People that are called and people that just want to be a senator or governor. I feel like I’ve been called.”
She’s planning to run for Arkansas governor in 2023: “It’s the role I’ve been pushed into,” she said. “I wouldn’t want to do that if I wasn’t the right person to fit what the state needed at that time.”
Remember how often she lied? Ms. Sanders’s relationship with reporters reached a nadir in April after it was revealed that she had admitted under oath to investigators working for the special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III, that her claim at a press briefing that “countless members of the F.B.I.” told her they had lost confidence in the bureau’s director, James B. Comey, was a “slip of the tongue” that was not based on any facts.
Her life now: The Sanders family bought a sprawling $600,000 home in Pleasant Valley, Little Rock’s wealthiest neighborhood. She has just finished building an in-house television studio for her appearances on Fox News, where she is a paid contributor, and works on a memoir due out before the 2020 election when she is not touring the country giving paid speeches and doing some corporate consulting.
Poor, unhinged liar: And the unpleasant incidents she encountered when she was working at the White House — getting kicked out of a restaurant in Virginia when its owner refused to serve her or having a fellow mother at her children’s school spit on her car — are just memories now. “I was attacked for everything, not just my performance. I was called a fat soccer mom, my kids were threatened, my life was threatened. It was a lot. I hate harping on it, but to be in the position I’m in and to have Secret Service, that’s not normal. I don’t like being called a liar. The other stuff bothered me far less.”
I wish the New York Times would get out of the business of interviewing Nazis. This bitch is a lying a–hole who worked for Nazis, lied for Nazis, and loved working with Nazis. She’s on the Fox News payroll, making bank spreading the Nazi message. All that being said, I do understand WHY the NYT interviewed her, and it was to remind everyone that most of these C-U-Next-Tuesdays are not actually going to be punished for their f–king crimes. At the end of the interview, the Times quotes Sarah on Fox News, speaking about the impeachment hearings, saying: “At the end of the day, none of this matters. It’s a huge waste of time.” That’s her big message.
Photos courtesy of Backgrid and Avalon Red.
She’s always looked grumpy but now she actually looks like her face is morphing into Trump’s facial expressions. Now that is unfortunate.
Whenever I see her face, all I can think of is if a linebacker had a baby with a melted candle.
Haha!!! Thank you for this…
wow, that is pretty apt.
she’s such an unattractive person, inside and out.
don’t like being called a lying liar who lied? THEN DON’T LIE, you feckless c*nt.
That is a good one, I see the Musinex mascot.
OMG… perfect.
I, for one, am grateful for the meanest waitress in the waffle house who sends us all scrambling back to college.
Don’t lie and you won’t be called a liar. Simple.
I came here to say exaclty this….*sigh*
Yeah, you reap what you sow. She was hostel with journalists who were doing there job. She justified hate, lying, corruption, just to name a few. Of course I don’t want any harm to her kids, but I do want her and everyone associated with this criminal organization held accountable.
Liar IS such a harsh phrase. Albeit true. And no interpretation needed. Hmm. Might she have preferred deceiver, prevaricator, falsifier of facts, story-teller, fibber, equivocator, fabricator or perhaps speaking with a forked tongue?
I think in her mind, she was just spreading “alternative facts.”
Mendacious, Pinocchio-nosed, duplicitous hag.
@minx…you wonderful little Minx I was coming to simply say, don’t lie. She is incapable. The only person who lies more than she is the president. The only thing positive I can say is at least she lied to our faces during press conferences. Something we haven’t had since she left. Oh & lets not forget she calls herself a Christian.
You get the face you deserve.
I don’t like being called short, but I’m 5’4”, so…..
You know, ordinarily I try hard to avoid commenting on a person’s looks, especially if they are not, say, conventionally attractive. But when I look at this woman all I see is her as an awful, hateful, self-pitying, lying, rude piece of garbage, and that just emphasizes her physical ugliness. If she was some kind person who worked for a good organization or charity, I probably wouldn’t see her as an ugly person.
And this idea that she’s divinely called to run for office….this has been coming up a lot – Rick Perry this morning said that Trump was divinely called to lead the country. Cuckoo time.
And $600k in Arkansas must have bought one hell of a mansion. Just keep dogs away from her brother.
I normally don’t comment on that either but when you are an ugly vile person on the inside it tends to show on your face. I made the same comment about that lying b@tch who sent 5 innocent boys to jail in NYC who were later exonerated.
There’s a woman who goes to my gym and she is angry bitter woman who gets off on gossiping on other people. She loves to talk about how much she hates her husband or issues with one of her kids. Her bitterness shows all over her face.
BlueSkky, 5’4”? That’s tall to me. I’m 4’11”. It doesn’t bother me to be called short, but I’m glad no one will call me a liar. Here’s a novel idea, Sarah: don’t lie.
Little people unite!✊🏻Last time I visited doc’s office blind as bat nurse put me down as 4’11”, but I know I’m a stately 5’0”. I’ve always felt rather Xenaesque.
‘You get the face you deserve’
Have always loathed this saying. What if someone has a disfigured face after being hit by a drunk driver? Do they deserve it?
I think that message means what you were born with (not something that happened in an accident).
@hollyhobby Bia knows what I meant. She using that same tired argument and taking it completely out of context. She can’t be bothered to read my other comment further explaining it.
I said what I said.
I can’t believe people threatened her kids. I mean – I can 100% believe it (I could also see her lying about it, but that’s besides the point). But it just baffles me that grown adults think it’s rational or fair to bring someone’s children into this.
She deserves to be called much worse than a liar. But the kids don’t deserve any of this. They’ve got their hands full with just having her as a mother.
I agree…leave the kids out of it. Also, why the need to attack her for her appearance? That just shows immaturity. Talk about her lies and other sh*t she did, but who cares how she looks? That’s irrelevant.
Okay, I’ll put it this way-the inner Sarah is manifested on the outside.
I completely agree with you, and yet…her kids being threatened ‘bothered her far less’ than being called a liar. Priorities.
which tells me that her kids weren’t threatened. if that were true, that’s what would truly bother her the most.
I believe that she’s been threatened but I don’t buy for a second that her kids were. this is a woman who has no problem outright lying about anything, so why would this be any different?…
@whatWHAT? I truly believe she lied about her kids – her level of lying is epic and I don’t think there’s ONE thing she wouldn’t lie about to cover her a$$.
Good catch, Beanie.
I don’t believe her kids were threatened. Nope. She lies as much as Trump.
I think she is lying about this as well. If it happened while she was stinking up the white house with her lie farts, don’t you think she would have made a big deal about her kids being threatened? I don’t even think we know what her kids look like.
Work for hitler and complain the world hates you and your offspring? I remain confused.
Sarah’s lipstick on a pigging, alternative facting, peter pan collar wearing, pearl clutching ass can have all the seats.
If Sarah was the pot, she’d sue the kettle for pointing out that she’s black.
She is more bothered by being called a liar than the death threats against her kids? As if my opinion of her couldn’t be lower. She is insane. No way around it. Full on crazy.
I’m not sure Republicans really care about kids these days.
If anything happened to Sarah’s kids, she’d just use the situation to turn herself into a martyr. She’d use the kids’ deaths to rage against the left, a la “angel moms” using their children’s deaths to foment hate against immigrants.
I don’t think they care about other people’s kids but at least have the awareness to show concern for their own children. She is just too disgusting for words.
The things that get under our skin the most are almost always the faults we don’t want to acknowledge about ourselves.
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yup. kind of like all the racists who think it’s worse for someone to call them a racist than it is for them to say racist things or perpetuate racist behaviors.
It’s the protesting too much theory, isn’t it.
The gaslighting goes on, with some “called” to serve thrown in, to get the attention of the religious voters. A rich donor may have called her to run, but the wording also suggests a higher power.
Hit dogs holler.
Omg, yes! I had never heard that before I moved to the South (Florida). Perfect
Here’s hoping that the people of Arkansas show Lying Bitch Sarah that they don’t feel called to having her as their governor. Why should they suffer? This whole “called” business is creepy anyway. It’s putting a possible race into a special category of being ordained by God. This woman who didn’t care about babies in cages is no Christian.
No Jesus doesn’t care about liars. I don’t know why they think he anointed them to lay waste to society.
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say….she doesn’t give 2 farts whether the people of Arkansas want her or not. She knows the GOP/NRA/Russia, etc. are gonna rig the election in her favor regardless. “Calling” my foot. More lies.
She’s a friggen liar with a CU next Tuesday kinda face.
She is no joke. Dems need to run someone very strong against her. Sanders run is intended to solidify the GOP base in Arkansas and the southeast. Look for more women and people of color to be running on Republican tickets (like Nikki Haley)–so they can lure moderate voters back.
If you are touting Nikki Haley, she is the wrong person to promote. Her head is pretty much up the Mango’s ass.
She also got a new puppy. I hope her brother never meets it. Also, I don’t believe her kids were threatened. Lying liars gotta lie and look for sympathy. Poor, poor, pitiful me.
She has no problem lying. She just doesn’t want to be called a liar.
Her as governor will be what Arkansas needs at the time? In 2023? It’s 2019! How does she know what Arkansas will need 4 years from now?
In addition to lying, she violated the Hatch Act on her official Twitter account on a daily basis.
Well don’t lie then.
Also, her makeup is soooo bad – seriously bad. It doesn’t match the rest of her.
Her brother tortured a dog, her father helped cover up Josh Duggar’s molestation of women, and she lies every time she opens her mouth. Liars and trash is the absolute nicest thing I can call these people.
David Huckabee, 18 at the time(1998)murdered a dog. Here is Daddy Mike’s cover-up:
“A Dec. 15, 2007, Newsweek article reported that the local prosecuting attorney asked the Arkansas state police to investigate to see if any state animal cruelty laws were broken. The police never granted the request, Newsweek reported, and no charges were filed.
John Bailey, then director of Arkansas’s state police, told Newsweek that Huckabee’s chief of staff and lawyer “leaned on him” to write a letter officially denying the request for an investigation.
Bailey would not comply. Huckabee fired Bailey seven months later. Bailey said Huckabee told him that one of the reasons for the firing was, “I couldn’t get you to help me with my son when I had that problem.” Huckabee said Bailey was fired because he alienated the whole state police department.
Newsweek quoted I.C. Smith, the former FBI chief in Little Rock, as saying, “Without question, [Huckabee] was making a conscious attempt to keep the state police from investigating his son.”
I pray the people of Arkansas do much better than liar faced liar. In 2019, and 2023.
Dearest Ms. Suckabee,
a little advise from across the pond: if you do not want to be called a liar, DO NOT LIE!
There, it’s really surprisingly simple, isn’t it?
Let me finish by quoting a perpetual truth by Michelle Wolf:
“I actually really like Sarah. I think she’s very resourceful. She burns facts, and then she uses that ash to create a perfect smoky eye. Like maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s lies. It’s probably lies.”
I still remember fondly your face during this special occassion.
GFY and stopp denying what you are,
My best
Love it!!!
“Be best”
If you don’t like being called a liar, then you shouldn’t have lied every time you spoke!!!
I don’t believe for a second that her kids were threatened. She’s a liar, and not an artful one. Every time she stood behind that podium she was rude, disrespectful, and unprofessional, and lied to everyone’s face without a shred of shame.
As Toby Stephens once said, boohoo and fuck you, too!
Yes Suckabee you are a huge waste of time. Hopefully your doppleganger, Elsie Stephnik (that’s on purpose) will lose her seat for being disingenuous too.
The nerve of that lying pork chop to rewrite history. Arkansas, you must be out of your minds if you promote her.
This piece of work always reminds me of a particular aunt of mine who I refused to talked to now due to her abusive ways and gaslighting when I lived with her when I was 6-12years old. Even when I left her home to go & live with my parents again she always found ways to damage my relationship with them. Mind you it was already dysfunctional to begin with but she played a part in that but acts like she’s a saint.
sarah suckabee got the face that she deserves, ugly, inside and out.
I hate, hate, hate judgements on women’s physical appearance, but by golly, her face shows up, and I think she’s ugly AF. Like Trump, the outside perfectly matches the inside. Sorry, not sorry.
I still think she is one of these Dr. Who aliens, you know, the ones who wear a human body suit that they can open? How else do we explain whatever is happening with her face?
Also, she wears extremely bad makeup. Learn how to find the right shade and how to properly blend your foundation into your neck, if you think you need to wear make-up (which I don’t think she, or anyone else, NEEDS to do). Yes, definitely an alien. Wait, I looked it up – Slitheen, they are called. Sounds about right.