Lindsay Lohan spent more time in America in 2019 than most people realize. We had gotten used to Lindsay being away, in Europe, Russia and the Middle East, for years now. I have my theories about what she was doing overseas and how she was supporting herself, but the official story is that she was opening a nightclub in Greece, or just living a quiet life in Dubai. Or something. But now America’s cracked-out sweetheart is ready to return home permanently:
Lindsay Lohan has plans to kick off this decade with a return to America, the big screen and music. The 33-year-old actress, who is currently in Muscat, Oman, joined Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper for a satellite interview on New Year’s Eve Tuesday and dished about what she’s got planned for movies and music in the coming year.
When asked if she has any resolutions for 2020, Lohan said, “Yes, I do. I’m managing my sister, so I want to really focus on me and everything that I can do in my life and come back to America and start filming again, which I’m doing something soon in this new year. And, you know, just taking back the life I’ve worked so hard for and sharing it with my family and you guys.”
Lohan is slated to star in Among The Shadows, which hits theaters on March 5, 2020. The film marks Lohan’s first role in a feature film since 2013’s The Canyons, though she currently has plenty of experience on the small screen. In addition to her short-lived reality television show, Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club, the actress also judges the Masked Singer in Australia.
If Lindsay was just some wayward actress who burned out, left the industry for five years and came back looking for work, I would think that it was a good PR play and smart branding. See: Renee Zellweger. But that’s not really the case here. Lindsay left America after years of legal and criminal issues, rehab, probation, brief stints in jail and open drug and alcohol abuse. Then there’s the small matter of whatever the hell she’s been doing for five years. So no, I don’t think the entertainment industry is going to welcome Lindsay back with open arms. Maybe the tabloids will welcome her back though. As for “I’m managing my sister…” Oh God, poor Ali.
Oh, and did you want to see the trailer for Among the Shadows? Ladies and gentlemen, this is the funniest sh-t I’ve ever seen. WEREWOLVES!
Photos courtesy of WENN, Backgrid and Instagram.
I looked better at 45 than Lindsay at 33 – rode hard and put away wet is putting it mildly.
When asked if she has any resolutions for 2020, Lohan said, “Yes, I do. I’m managing my sister…”
Why does that sound like some P**p and H*e mess?
LMFAO, right!?
Let’s hope she’s better at managing others than she is at managing herself.
ROFLMAO 🤣😂
Sharknado trailers are far superior.
Oh yesss, this is the trainwreck I need in 2020. Thank you, Lindsay.
Aw, I loved International Lindsay. I thought it was pretty cool that she traveled the world and became cultured these last 5 years, learning languages, etc. She’s the bad gal’s answer to Audrey Hepburn
She’s been hanging out with dictators and autocrats and shady middle eastern and Mediterranean businessmen…..
They all do that. A very large percentage of actresses are escorts
You’re delusional. That’s all I have to say.
Cultured? She pissed on the fur coat she stole and was ordered to return. She’s a thief, grifter, and con artist who laughs at running over people and believes it’s her given right to stalk and terrorize people. She’s dirty and greasy, she always has filthy fingernails and there is no way she’s not diseased. I believe she picked up a few things in the middle east, but I doubt culture was one of them.
Ah, the cries of plainer people.
…and those who need attention.
Cultured? Lol.
Like buttermilk.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA are you serious, Dina? Faking an accent because your brain is so fried and being an escort for some of the shadiest men in the world to pay for your habits isn’t cultured.
@ SingingTabloidStar, Hey Lindsay!
Oh the irony! It’s not for everyone though…
Lol, I get it, very good!
BA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Amazing trolling, or you’re actually Lindsay in the depths of her delusion. Either way, very funny.
“Yes, I do. I’m managing my sister, so I want to really focus on me and everything that I can do in my life and come back to America and start filming again, which I’m doing something soon in this new year.”
Lol at “I’m managing my sister so I want to focus on me.” Her sister is lucky to have someone so focused on themselves!
This was the most awkwardly worded statement. Give a lot of insight into her scrambled mind.
Almost Trump level scrambled
That was my thought too. “I’m working for my sister, so I want to focus exclusively on me, me, me and never do that job or even think about it long enough to finish a sentence about it.”
I was thrilled when she lived abroad–no more having to hear lurid stories about her stealing or being too wasted. I lost respect for her after all the years of her abuses and inability to be responsible for her actions. I doubt that she has changed that much. I wish the Kardashians would go live abroad, too!!
The movie looks bad and even with professional makeup, Lindsay looks nothing like her former self. I’m all for giving people second chances (and Lindsay has had many) but I wish she’d found a better vehicle for her return because that film looks like hot garbage.
She’s actually already on Netflix. In season 2 of Sick Note which stars Rupert Grint and Nick Frost. I’ve only seen the first episode she’s in; but so far, she’s fine – actually pretty solid and decently funny. I think that was her proving she could do it and a comeback starter of sorts.
I honestly wouldn’t even watch this if it was on Netflix in my own home. Looks awful.
In my experience, there’s no way to reverse decades of drug use and untreated mental illness. You can get sober and get on the right meds, but you’re never the same, the damage is done.
I don’t believe Lindsay has any genuine mental illness outside of being a selfish twat.
I think she has borderline personality disorder.
One of the defining characteristics of several mental illnesses is that you come across as a selfish twat to people who live in a fantasy world where everyone’s worth is measured by how much “respect” they show others.
Not to mention the sun damage. She needs to wear sun block every day.
“ just taking back the life I’ve worked so hard for”
Is she….is she threatening us? 😬
Oh Lord what is she “managing” her sister for?
She has so many lawsuits lined up in Cali and NY that it will cost her a fortune to come back. Do lawsuits have a best by date, or can they remain active forever?
It depends. My guess is though that if she didn’t respond to them she may have some major default judgments waiting!
Well…as long as she doesn’t drive this could all be very entertaining.
Lord, I forgot about her driving.. weren’t a couple of her accidents on PCH ( which I drive everyday? )
I heard rumors years back that her little sis was “modelling” in Japan. So yeah, you can just imagine how LL is “managing” her.
When has this person ever worked?
She literally pissed away working opportunities by showing up late, hungover, or not at all. She quite famously doesn’t ever work hard.
It’s crazy, but I really want her to get a good role i mainstream US and really do well at it. Just once. I’m so curious as to whether or not it would be enough to straighten her out a little.
Oprah gave her a chance and a six show segment. She couldn’t get LL out of bed.
But that’s reality TV, I wonder if she has any artistic skill left.
Yeah Oprah gave her a life coach, a personal assistant, advance $$$ before even filming, and personal motivational sessions with Oprah herself. If Oprah can’t fix this mess, no one can.
Ain’t that the truth?
Jas, go watch her play Elizabeth Taylor. No, she doesn’t have any artistic skill left.
@hunter, I think she has borderline
I’m all for second chances too, but unless she wants to play Amy Poehlers mom in mean girls 2. She’s SOL. 33? Wow.
This would be like her 12th chance though.
Good luck to her and all, but she uninsurable, has seriously damaged her appearance, burned a LOT of bridges, and is notoriously difficult to work with, even when she was trying to regain her career before.
The only way she’s going to get hired these days is as a gimmick.
She is on her 476th chance…
My thoughts exactly! She has lived soooo many lives, hard-lived lives, for such a young age.
She couldn’t even manage a club and she is managing her sister?
Right!???
I could not even make it through the trailer. Seems like a cheap ripoff of Underworld. I do not begrudge her being employed but if she thinks she can still hang with A listers and be an “it” girl she is in for a rude awakening
“I’m managing my sister, so I want to really focus on me” — She said so much there, and she doesn’t even realize it. 😂😂😂😂
Yep. She can’t even concentrate on her sister long enough to finish a sentence about her sister; the sentence must immediately pivot to Lindsay instead.
Poor Ali, although that whole family appears cut from the same cloth.
Who will even hire her?
At least 2020 is being polite and giving us fair warning of what shenanigans lay before us, unlike 2019.
I’m thinking the 2020 brand tag line could be something like:
“2020: The Return of the Crackening!!!”
Followed by some dramatic creepy piano.
America needs a big fat break. Please don’t do this to us.
At least she’s consistently delusional….
Why the heck is she in Muscat? This girl is always in the strangest places.
I mean, Muscat is lovely and one of my favourite cities in one of my favourite countries in the world. Oman is a stunning country and there’s loads to do there and the people are welcoming and hospitable. Since it’s Lindsay, I’ll also say there’s a pretty great party scene if you are connected (lots of boat parties). She’s lived in Dubai, which is super close, most people in Dubai go to Oman at some point you get a more chilled out, nature-filled lifestyle. It’s not random at all.
Poor lost soul.
And she never learns.
It’s kind of sad really. At this stage in her life that she doesn’t have anyone reliable and sane to curb the delusions. She is going to come back to the U.S. on her high horse with all of her fake love and light nonsense and everyone in Hollywood is going to be like girl bye. She will legit be baffled why no one gives an eff about how she’s changed and ready to take back this glorious career and life that she thinks she is owed.
So sad, it pains me to see reruns of Freaky Friday, Mean Girls, and The Parent Trap on TV when you see what she has become. Typical story of a child star gone off the rails unfortunately with unfettered access to drugs, alcohol, partying etc. Lindsay’s parents also pushed her into stardom and they are hot messes themselves. I think some of Lindsay’s siblings went to college though so hopefully some of them were able to break the cycle of trainwreckness.
That clip…..what the hell did I just watch??? LOL I’m dying.
LIndsay, see Maitland Ward.
It really is hilarious and classic Lindsay to say in the same sentence that she’s managing her sister so now what she really wants to do is focus on herself. And she seems to think that saying something (like taking back the life she made for herself) makes it true.
She was actually kind of funny on The Masked Singer in Australia… most of the humour came from her random guesses of Australians she had heard of, but she was way more alive and into it than expected.
I fully expect to see her antics and drama back in the gossip news again as soon as she gets back, and I can’t say a part of me won’t be fascinated. But then that will mean — God no — we can also expect to see her parents’ antics and drama back in the gossip news again! Ugh.
You know…. I don’t want to see anyone fail or operate below their worth. I’m rooting for her but cringing at the same time.
Didn’t she film this in 2015? If it’s taken 5 years to bring it to the public. It’s a bad movie. I bet SyFy even passed on it.
Why is she thanking Andy and Anderson? What she on their NYE show? Sorry if this has already been asked and answered.
Okay, you heard her America, time to stock up on penicillin and every other STD medication known to man.
She isn’t even interesting.. it’s all self pity combined with grifting, lying, and loads of manufactured drama including stealing …er saving a child. Rinse and repeat and yawn.
She’s probably just stolen all the jewelry in Europe and the Middle East and needs to restock.
I’m not surprised but the trailer looks really bad, like really awful.
Lady D, when you say, “She’s a thief, a grifter and a con artist,” you know these would be presidential qualities if she were a man, right?
I just feel so bad for her. I hope she ends up well.
So what does Ali even do that needs “managing”?