“Paris Hilton made lasagna on her YouTube channel” links

Paris Hilton has a YouTube channel, and she cooks?! (I watched a minute of this and she’s not a good cook.) [OMG Blog]
Lori Loughlin could have gotten her daughters into USC the legal way & she chose not to, which is just funny. [Dlisted]
Timothee Chalamet’s creepy little mustache is gone. [LaineyGossip]
I never would have thought that Ewan McGregor would end up as an actor living in LA and riding around town in a Rolls. [Just Jared]
Yara Shahidi wore shorts in January, which is perfectly understandable because it was like 60-70 degrees on the East Coast earlier this week. [Go Fug Yourself]
Wait, Chris Rock is remaking Saw? [Pajiba]
Just FYI: Donald Trump & his minions committed so many crimes. [Jezebel]
If I had kids, I would take them to Drag Queen Story Hours. [Towleroad]
My 600 Lb Life’s Marla is writing a book. [Starcasm]
Renee Zellweger wore a smart Tom Ford ensemble. [RCFA]

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  1. pk says:

    Who the f*ck wears fingerless gloves when cooking? Paris is forever 12 years old it seems. She hasn’t matured one bit…still using that fake baby voice and all.

    • CC says:

      The thing is…she can forever be a child and there are literally no consequences. It’s maddening.

      • Beingnice says:

        Did anyone else catch her say she needed to steam pasta and not bring it to a boil? Paris girl, stay in your lane. This reminds me of kylies pretend cooking channel and there were uptakes when she would switch hands with someone who was actually doing the cooking. Paris can not cook but she can hire a bomb AF chef to cook for her.

      • Mac says:

        Why is she still a thing?

      • Amanduh says:

        YES!!! Came here to write this exact same comment. Steam the pasta? Huh? Then because she had to shred cheese and “steam” pasta she announced it was a lot harder than it needed to be. I just thought “Ok Sandra Lee” Her kitchen looked like a grandma kitchen in Palm Beach I hate the color of the wood cabinets. Very Golden Girl-esque.

      • Beingnice says:

        Lol on the Sandra Lee. The voice thing is so creepy at this age it seriously gives me the chills to hear her talk.

      • NotSoSocialButterfly says:

        @Amanduh-
        Her abject lack of cooking skills aside, I also popped in to say her kitchen is frickin’ HIDEOUS.

    • lemonylips says:

      ugh…. i feel like Seinfeld in hand washing episode. Yuck…

    • whatWHAT? says:

      she ALWAYS wears them. see the pic of her in the nude/sparkly dress?

      I agree that wearing them while cooking makes NO SENSE…but the bigger issue for me is WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS WEAR THEM? WHAT IS SHE HIDING?!!! SO, SO strange.

      • Rashida says:

        It’s probably cause the hands **always** show age in a way that makeup & cosmetic surgery can never hide. It can be similar w/the neck. That’s my guess at least bc it’s Paris Hilton & (I’m guessing lol) she doesn’t want to live in a world where she sees evidence she’s aged/not 25 & the early 2000s have passed 😂

      • ME says:

        @ Rashida

        She’s not even 40 yet. How “aged” could her hands look though?

      • whatWHAT? says:

        Rashida, yes, like Madonna does. but Madge is 60, and her age DOES show in her hands no matter how much surgery she gets on her face.

        as noted by ME, Hilton isn’t even 40 yet! it’s so strange. the only thing I can think of is that maybe she has sun damage on them

      • Amanduh says:

        I was wondering if she was insecure about her hands being bony and veiny? I’m thin and turning 40 this year and don’t love the way my hands are looking lately.

      • AJ says:

        @whatwhat @A

        Oh I know she isn’t at an age where it normally would like Madonna etc, I just recall the extreme tanning she did & how it wasn’t spraytanning back then. There isn’t a thick dermal layer where extreme sun damage could be dealt w/like on the hands

    • missskitttin says:

      I’d still take 100 Parises over one Kardashian.

    • Branvoyage says:

      She wears them a lot, probably because the daily mail made fun of her ‘veiny’ hands awhile back. It was a stupid story and I thought her hands looked fine, that when I first noticed that tabloid picks apart every little thing looking for a story. I’m sure she’s vapid but it’s a little sad that one story could affect someone like that.

    • Yup, Me says:

      So she clearly just handed off the dog and went straight to cooking…. which seems completely on brand.

      Her issue is, and has always been, that she’s boring as hell on her own. The Simple Life was only funny because of Nicole Ritchie and their interplay together. Every time Paris has tried to have her own show it’s failed because on her own, it’s readily apparent how boring and vapid she is.

  2. Valiantly Varnished says:

    Meh. Ewan has lived in LA for well over a decade now. His kids were still small when they moved.

  3. Meghan says:

    She looks great and I really respect a lot of her success I’m an astrology nerd so I’ve looked at her chart and she’s an Aquarius so she really needs some detachment hence her persona which is actually also a real part of her that can be quite Charming. Good for her.

    • Rashida says:

      Please tell me you just love astrology for fun & don’t seriously believe it is a scientifically, legitimate, accurate thing… Please please please. We are living in an anti-science world right now & actually thinking that’s real, or crystals have powers, etc…its…yea I’m just gonna hope…

      • huckle says:

        Maybe Meghan likes to hedge her bets.

      • Basi says:

        Rashida I get your point that we are living in a time of “celebrating stupid”….I.e. People believing conspiracies. The existence of flat-earthers, evolution deniers. The spread of pseudo-science (anti-vaccers) Climate change deniers. The list goes on.
        There is some truth tho to paranormal and holistic views. Other forms of healing if you will.
        There’s a way for it to coexist. I

      • ChillyWilly says:

        I believe in astrology and crystals. And ghosts. And psychics. I think it’s possible to believe in all of these things and still be a reasonable, intelligent person who also believes in science.
        But I do not believe in Paris Hilton. She is not real.

      • BellaBella says:

        I believe what Chilly Willy believes.

      • Sarah says:

        There is much in this massive universe we do not understand…and open minds are what led to most scientific discoveries. You may not “believe” in metaphysics, but leave those that do alone.

      • Nicole r says:

        Do you know Meghan? people believe In crazier things than astrology…like a man in the sky watching and judging your thoughts and actions. That’s crazier for sure.

    • Deniz says:

      Hi Meghan! I’m actually an Astrologer in South Florida, and agree 100% about Paris Hilton. She will probably always need to have detachment in her life. She has 3 planets in Aquarius, which enhances that even more :) She also has an array of more issues, but that’s a story for another day lol.

    • A Fan says:

      She doesn’t ‘need’ detachment per se; her Sun, Mercury (exact conjunction!), and Venus are in Aquarius so it manifests as her natural will, communication, and personal taste as opposed to a need.

      In fact, she ‘needs’ the opposite, because her moon and north node are both in Leo.

      For the naysayers, astrology – specifically, studying one’s natal chart – combines the mathematical with intuitive interpretation (which comes with experience) to provide understanding of one’s personality, etc. It’s another tool in the toolbox of life.

      [*FYI - Paris is quite 'into' astrology.*]

      • Meghan says:

        Oh yay some astrologers have chimed in! I suspect that that aqua-Leo axis explains so much of how she’s destined to be and needs to feel like a “queen” but so much of her aqua explains how she goes about it, not as front and center (anymore) as other celebs but like maybe that’s a good thing for all involved though? She is actually respected within certain arenas she wants to be, her “persona”, and how she comes across in interviews and clips, somewhere along the way I became intrigued by her. Oh yes now I remember why! I was googling her skincare routine because she looks amazing. Saturnian features too.

      • A Fan says:

        I don’t like Paris Hilton, but I love astrology! :)

  4. CC says:

    I’m assuming that that lasagna takes like teflon, hair extensions, and dog.

  5. Kate says:

    The fact that they were explicitly told if they make a donation to USC her application would get “flagged” (whatever that means) is gross and just makes me hate the colleges who facilitate the legal-cheating as much as the cheaters.

    • ME says:

      Also, from stories I’ve heard, students with money pay off professors (not all just the corrupt ones) to get A’s.

      • Veronica S. says:

        It’s part of why that whole ~admiring the success of the wealthy~ mindset is so hilarious to me. People really do not realize just how incredibly stupid you can be and still get ahead with big money.

  6. Steff says:

    She’s one of the four horsewomen of the apocalypse.

  7. Scarlett says:

    Is it me or does Paris look different, a tiny bit, ok a lot, she looks very different.

  8. Slowsnow says:

    What have I just watched? Paris’ two neurones fighting to have a thought and string whole sentences was very painful.

  9. TIFFANY says:

    Christopher Walken’s cooking segments are better.

  10. Veronica S. says:

    Paris who????

    Man, am I glad her fifteen minutes are up. She really was the height of talentless hack rich kids of that era. She could’ve parlayed that unearned media attention into something meaningful, but instead she’s got to watch her more media savvy friends skyrocket past her. Scary reality to face when your media game and business intellect is lesser than Kim Kardashian’s.

    • Marigold says:

      Yeah, but this worked, didn’t it? I haven’t thought about Paris Hilton in years, but here we are talking about her idiotic lasagna.

      • Veronica S says:

        Yeah, but for how long? YouTube viewers are fickle and want interesting content. I’d be amazed if this went anywhere beyond the launch.

  11. Mabs A'Mabbin says:

    She’s sliving her best life, wearing her sliving gloves and sliving like it’s 1999.

  12. lucy2 says:

    Who is watching this? And why????

  13. Madi says:

    Ugh , Paris!! She needs to settle down like her sister. But, she’s still raving, DJ’ing and partying like she is a 19 year old.

    I am surprised we have not seen more reporting about her handsome billionaire ex-boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos III. His wedding to Dahsa Zhukova (ROman Abramovich’s ex) is this weekend in St. Moritz. And all the glitterati are there! I am sure that Paris is seething.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7893921/Dasha-Zhukova-Stavros-Niarchos-arrive-St-Moritz-ahead-second-wedding.html

    • Normades says:

      Omg this is fascinating…but how embarrassing to always be known as Paris Hilton’s ex

    • Sann says:

      I’m not a Paris fan, but there’s nothing wrong with raving or DJ’ ing if that’s what she enjoys. Not everyone has to take the same boring path in life 🤷‍♀️

  14. Nicole r says:

    Yuck her kitchen is so ugly.

  15. Marigold says:

    Well, it got her back in the gossip sites, so it worked. ha ha

  16. Nicole r says:

    Also not a good sign she calls her lasagna infamous..

  17. AJ says:

    Y’all I don’t know if this is the place if anywhere to post this but I thoughts I’d share since we’ve talked about how this year ppl are playing the game that weren’t before (Michelle Williams, Joaquin Phoenix, etc) – obv by the game I meant award season campaigning & all the fakery & pandering that comes with it. I believe there was that post last week where Kaiser pointed out how Phoenix is now “playing the game” as opposed to his last THREE nominations. an article expanding on it:

    nypost.com/2020/01/15/joaquin-phoenix-and-all-stars-will-talk-about-anything-for-an-oscar/

  18. margedebarge says:

    She knows exactly what she’s doing, she doesn’t think she’s a great cook but she knows plenty of people will be amused or at least pleasantly annoyed (ever heard of hate watching?) by her pretending to be a cook. The lack of self awareness is part of the performance. I got a laugh out of it at least!

  19. matahari33 says:

    Sooo brutal XD

  20. Trish-a says:

    I don’t usually feel good about myself after seeing a celebs kitchen… but mine is better! Jesus her pots and pans look like they are from goodwill. Mostly though holding the dog, the gloves, not washing your hands… it made me queasy. Watch Joy Behar make her lasagne. That’s a delight! And clean.

    • DSW says:

      She also handled her cell phone (another germ magnet) and didn’t pull back her hair. I guess if you like bacteria, dog dander, and blond hair in your food, Paris’ house is the place to eat.

  21. AppleTartin says:

    She wears gloves because she has giant man hands and is trying to hide them.

    YouTube is just another attempt at making money and she cooks like a college kid in a dorm…at 40.

  22. Truthiness says:

    That was satire, not a real cooking video, no? Holy f**k she salted the entire stove and later added himalayan salt like as if it was a new ingredient.

    • AppleTartin says:

      no that’s our Paris thinking Youtubers make money, so can I!

      She had no clue what she was doing and was annoyed her assistants didn’t get the shredded fucking Mozzarella!

  23. Normades says:

    Urghhhh…love this site but please spear us the Paris Hilton attention.

  24. Megan says:

    “I’ve had a long day…as usual” LOL!!!

  25. A.Key says:

    This might be the funniest (albeit not intentionally) video on youtube ever made!! I’m crying from laugther.
    “Don’t break them in half it just ruins the lasagna vibe.”
    I mean every second of the video is a meme in itself.
    Pure gold.

  26. clairej says:

    I have been noticing a slow attempted legitimisation of Paris on the last few months. She had some hideous Halloween party which could have been hosted by High Hefner. Most of the guests were complete trash, but I remember being surprised by a couple. Then the other day I saw her on Instagram, but on a page I never thought would have stomached her before (Sorry cannot remember where). The comments were all raving about her and how perfect she is. God I just want her to go away. She makes me feel like a bath.