“Kaia Gerber wants us to read a book, or maybe it’s something else” links

The Queen's Diplomatic Reception

What is Kaia Gerber trying to say? I hope she’s just trolling us. [Just Jared]
Keanu Reeves will be an Oscar presenter, yay!! [LaineyGossip]
Meghan McCain thinks people care about her beefs. [Dlisted]
I… want all of these weekend bags. [Go Fug Yourself]
Sebastian Stan might have issues with his Bucky storyline. [Pajiba]
As a superfan of OG Law & Order: SVU, yes, the Detective Stabler seasons were the best seasons. The show hit a wall when Sharon Stone guested though. [Jezebel]
Jessica Simpson used to be drunk on talk shows. Shock! [OMG Blog]
Zendaya looks beautiful, for sure, but it’s in spite of the dress. [RCFA]
Michael Stipe once told Donald Trump to STFU. [Towleroad]
I mean, your kid’s birthday is a pretty stressful day? [Starcasm]

Cindy Crawford and Kaia Gerber enjoy lunch together after Kaia's photoshoot

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  1. Lucy says:

    Food baby joke, probably/definitely.

    • Betsy says:

      I’m guessing since she has that “ice cream” container in her hand.

    • LahdidahBaby says:

      I don’t think so. I think she’s shading her mother about her parents’ belated trip to NYC to warn her away from Pete–saying, “Oh–NOW you’re worried about me, after you turned me out into the dicy, dangerous world of modeling when I wasn’t even sixteen yet?!?

  2. Silver Charm says:

    I honestly did not see Kaia Gerber becoming one of the thirstier members of the Nepotism Model Squad. Huh.

  3. minx says:

    She’s just….meh. IMHO.

    • kelleybelle says:

      Eyes way too close together and the rhinoplasty was overdone. I find her very average, she just happens to be Cindy Crawford’s daughter is all.

    • GreenTurtle says:

      That picture at the bottom (assuming it’s for an ad) is hilarious. She looks completely disinterested in the handbag, like “I found this thing with a strap on the floor. What is it?” She’s not half bad on the runway, but makes a poor print model, imo.

  4. Scollins says:

    She looks unhealthily thin. Not waif-ish it’s freakish. Someone stable please volunteer to parent her! I can’t help but think she’s in trouble.

    • lucy2 says:

      I saw some comparisons of her before and after she started really modeling a lot, and the difference was striking. And she was already thin to begin with.

    • Essotea says:

      I don’t think her parents are doing anything wrong. They seem to care for her, but their drive to make her a model was not a good call. The modeling industry is filled with drug use and eating disorders and her boyfriend Pete seems to be into drugs as well.

      • Naddie says:

        Yeah, they’re doing nothing wrong beside pushing her to an industry full of drugs and eating disorders.

      • Some chick says:

        What industries are not full of drugs and eating disorders, tho?

        Seriously. Every job I’d ever had in any area was full of messed up people who wanted to share their messiness with the world.

        That said, those pics are creepy.

  5. Mia4s says:

    One of the tabloids has one of those “Dumped and Pregnant!” headlines about her. So I assume it is mocking that. Seriously though how are those magazines still in business? Not even my grandmother buys them anymore.

  6. Kay says:

    I cannot stand this girl, the only thing she has going for her as a model is her youth, her extreme eating disorder, and her famous mom who she doesn’t even look all that much like. She is so average in every way.

    • Scollins says:

      Seeing this girl and her brother make me want to slap their parents.

      • ME says:

        This girl hasn’t done anything to make my blood boil yet, but her damn brother I can’t f*cking stand drunk drivers. I f*cking can’t !

  7. Nicole says:

    She’s saying eating this ice cream makes me look pregnant. Which she absolutely doesn’t and I don’t like that she thinks that.

  8. Jaded says:

    What a vapid, stupid little girl. I sure hope she grows out of whatever spoiled, rich kid issues she’s going through.

    • Julie says:

      You call her a little girl and then hurl cruel insults at her?? IF she does have an eating disorder then for the love of god I hope she never reads these comments where grown adults are tripping over themselves with glee to belittle and demean her.

      We can’t accuse her of having an eating disorder while simultaneously criticizing her appearance. Now I know you’re not the only one saying some of these things and I don’t mean to latch on to your comment particularly, but she is only 18. I know this is Celebitchy and I definitely enjoy the snark. It just strikes me as a little meaner than usual

      You don’t need to enjoy her as a model (or even as a person!) but most of us were vapid a-holes at her age as well. I think it’s wise to remember that a lot of her life choices don’t seem to be hers but rather choices made by grown adults around her.

  9. Stacy Dresden says:

    This is beyond stupid

  10. Mabs A'Mabbin says:

    She has ET’s fingers.

  11. Mia4s says:

    I looked at that Sebastian Stan post, and honestly? It just seems like he’s responding to fan anger, not really agreeing. Certainly making efforts to be vague! Then I fell down the hole reading John Boyega’s response and recent posts. WOW. Now there’s an actor bitter and aggravated about his sidelining and minimizing in a major franchise. I’m not saying he’s wrong (because…well, he’s not); but I’m getting the sense that someone does not anticipate working for Disney again. INTeresting. 🤔 I generally love unfiltered behind the scenes gossip, but I also kind of feel bad for him?

    • walktalk says:

      This! I don’t see how Sebastian Stan putting an emoji equivalent of ‘Ohhh Shhhhh!t’’ or ‘Shots Fired!’ as the big broad take ppl are making it out to be. It doesn’t say anything at all lol But the fandoms will take literally anything & analyze it/interpret the way they want to death. What’s interesting tho is that I guess Stan doesn’t have a Twitter & vocally dislikes it, so ppl are wondering how he even came upon it lol dunduNDUN!

      some of those fandoms are a tad scary. I’m talking about like the guy characters in the MCU….Hiddleston, Stan, Cumberbatch, Evans….have really INTENSE fandoms. And apparently some dedicated stalkers.

  12. adastraperaspera says:

    Hey Meghan McCain, who funds your plagiarist husband’s alt-right publication The Federalist?

  13. The Recluse says:

    I haven’t watched Law and Order: Special Victims in years. I stopped watching a year or so after Meloni left. It made me miss the original Law and Order, which was serious, but had moments of comic relief or witty banter. SVU just felt darker and darker and that whole story line with Olivia’s character dealing with this nemesis character for 3 or so episodes. That was the season I bailed.
    I haven’t watched or liked anything SVU until they did that crazy, funny clip spoofing Game of Thrones.

  14. Sass says:

    It took me awhile to find the perfect weekend bag and I love it so much. I actually have started using it as a gym bag because I sadly don’t travel enough. So now I need two so one doesn’t get ruined from smelly gym clothes. It’s the Lo & Sons Catalina deluxe.

  15. Fern says:

    It’s a really strange post. Has anyone ever accused her of looking pregnant? Probably not. Is she trolling her parents with a suggestion that she’s pregnant with Pete’s child? Who knows? Whatever is going on, that post lacks alot. It just doesn’t impress no matter which way the truth points. I thought she might have more sense.

    • Laura says:

      One of the tabloid mags had a headline about her being pregnant and dumped, so it might be in response to that.

  16. stormsmama says:

    Keanu at the Oscars is everything I need thank you Keanu

  17. Emily says:

    She is expertly shading everyone who has published pregnancy stories about her.

  18. Over It says:

    Why the lack of coverage of the Democratic primaries?

  19. Lisa says:

    I wish all the best for this young woman. She was in the news constantly with the Pete drama and then it was nice, it all kind of stopped …. until this `story.’ She is overexposed. It would be nice to forget about her for a while until something truly interesting arises. The readership of this site does not need to get stuck in her quest for attention.

  20. Amanda says:

    Boring and sad attention seeking behavior

  21. Ina says:

    Shes so uninteresting and ordinary.

  22. JULIE ju i says:

    Vapid bland insipid. No Kendall. Well her too

  23. Matilda says:

    I think Kaia is naturally thin, yet pays extreme attention to not gain any weight. What surprises me however is how people always comment on gigi Hadid s puffy and swollen face at times, and don’t see the link between this and bulimia. Those are bulimia cheeks and it s completely obvious, even her skin is more “greyish” than it once was. She used to be an athlete and volleyball player, she was healthy and it showed. Now she looks like the shadow of herself and seems to really be struggling with bulimia. I don t want to make assumptions, but her often extremely swollen face speaks for itself.
    Bella and Kaia don’t seem to have fallen that far to be thin yet, besides starving themselves. Bulimia however is a whole different deal, and Gigi Hadid seems deep into it.

  24. LoonaticCap says:

    I re-watched the SVU episodes with Stabler recently and I think his character was a bit too problematic… Too violent and explosive and he many times was condescending towards OB… So I think it might be one of those pairs we overly romanticized but didn’t age well at all.
    I think the show is still very good although sometimes it has some lows which is normal on a show running for this long.

  25. LaceEm says:

    She looks like I did when my stepmother forced me into pageants after my mom died. I only ate salad and grapefruit and ended up in the hospital for malnutrition…twice. I’m very scared for her. That said, it’s disgusting all of the people insulting her in this thread. She grew up in an unhealthy, unreal environment with a mom that probably eats like my stepmom (once a day at most almost zero calories). This isn’t her fault. And of course she’s dumb. She’s 18! I’m not sure about you but I can confidently say that at 18 I was dumber than a box of rocks. How about we lift this girl up and not tear her down? Show her that beauty is more than skin deep. No one else seems to have taught her that.