“Stephen Miller married a living, breathing, sentient human woman” links

Stephen Miller married a human woman and the internet dunked on him. [Pajiba]
Justin Timberlake & Anna Kendrick are promoting another Trolls movie. [Just Jared]
Are you hyped for BTS’s new album? [LaineyGossip]
This is like a skit from the Black Lady Sketch Show. [Dlisted]
Prince Charles & Camilla went to the Tower of London. [Go Fug Yourself]
More thoughts on Daniel the Golden Retriever. [Jezebel]
Is anyone watching Good Girls? I’m not. [Seriously OMG]
What did Chaka Khan do to the Anthem? [The Blemish]
I can’t name the president of Mexico off the top of my head either, but I’m not running for president like these chuckleheads. [Towleroad]
Maisie Williams’ bangs are such a disaster right now. [RCFA]

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  1. The Recluse says:

    Birds of a feather, people. Don’t feel sorry for her. She knows what he’s about and what he’s done – and she’s fine with it.

    • Tiffany says:


      It is amazing how white women are always given the benefit of the doubt when they constantly tell you and show you not to.

      And on a superficial note, that dress matches her personality and choice of husband perfectly.

      • Some chick says:

        White PEOPLE.

        I love how everyone wants to attack women. Left, right… doesn’t matter.

        Let’s be real. It is white MEN who are the big problem.

        It’s just so much easier to go after girls and tear them apart!

        We need to get rid of the OLD WHITE MEN. She’s a collaborator. Absolutely. But, she is not driving this bus.

        Let’s go after the old white MEN for a change!

    • Nic919 says:

      Exactly. She must be horrible too if she is not repulsed by him.

    • lowercaselila says:


    • pottymouth pup says:

      She works for Pence so she, obvs, a crap human being herself

      • (TheOG)jan90067 says:

        She must be “Mother” approved then.

        God, let’s hope these reptiles don’t procreate! *shudder*

  2. agnes says:

    I doubt the “sentient”-bit.

  3. Lightpurple says:

    I love that theVolatileMermaid ‘s is the tweet about this that is getting the most attention. I follow her on Twitter and encourage others to do so.

    And while Miller’s wedding is getting all this attention, it will not go over well with Princess Nagini, who spent millions of our tax dollars this weekend to film a fashion video of herself in hijab visiting a mosque. At least she says it was a mosque, it could be a KFC for all we see of the building. The video consists of Nagini walking and casting meaningful looks into the camera while completely ignoring her hostess. The State Department and Voice of America have heavily promoted this video. She will not be amused that Miller’s wedding is stealing all the attention. She hasn’t tweeted congratulations. His job might be in jeopardy.

  4. MeghanNotMarkle says:

    Eww. Why anyone would want to marry him is beyond me. Then again, I guess there is someone out there for everyone.

    • Chelle says:

      Marriage? Hell, sex😳🤢. Oooooooh, the intoxicating and lustful mix in personality and demeanor to that of the crypt keeper and Mr. Burns.🤐

      There have been quite a few marriages between and within members of the Trump and Pence “extended” teams. Kellyanne Conway’s niece/cousin (somebody) married Mike Pence’s nephew.

      Bottom feeders got to feed🤷🏽‍♀️

  5. Allergy says:

    Repulsive creep.

  6. smcollins says:

    Ewwww…just finished lunch and trying really hard to keep it down right now 🤢

  7. Stacy Dresden says:

    Feeling good about my life choices today!

  8. paranormalgirl says:

    ahhh, Reince Priebus, the lost Death Eater.

    • Izzy says:

      Ugh. I went to school with him. I’m so disappointed in him. So many of us are.

      • Holly hobby says:

        Was he always evil? Reince

      • Izzy says:

        No. That’s the thing. He was president of the student government. He was a strong leader. We liked him, we were all friends. We’re disappointed and furious.

      • holly hobby says:

        Well that’s disappointing. People change in high school for sure. I went to school with a very smart guy. He’s a Harvard educated attorney but on the same token a raving trumpster, Fox tv watcher. You really think you know someone but you don’t.

  9. tifzlan says:

    I have been dealing with the aftermath of an extremely traumatic breakup (dumped through text on January 1 among other things…) for several long weeks now and seeing this makes me feel so much worse. How is this sewer water of a person able to find happiness in this way? Love is a total scam.

    • The Recluse says:

      Your standards as a human being are better?
      It may not feel very consoling right now, but in retrospect…

    • Joanna says:

      Oh no, I’m so sorry. Don’t lose hope because of one guy. If this POS can get someone, so can you! 🙂

    • Guest with Cat says:

      Are we sure people like this are every truly happy? So much seems transactional with them. Hang in there. Live your life to the fullest and wear clean underwear and effective deodorant and all will work out.

      Sorry I suck at comforting people. But I mean well and I wish you well!

    • Jaded says:

      @tifzlam – Once upon a time, long long ago, I was ghosted by a man I’d been with for over a year. He simply disappeared from my life and his friends and family closed ranks and wouldn’t tell me anything. I was never so hurt, humiliated and insulted in my life and it really screwed me up for a while. Turns out he’d met a *dazzling* woman and married her 9 months later. Many years later he called to apologize and explain. My first instinct was to tell him to go f*ck himself, but something in his voice made me think he was not in great shape so I invited him over for a drink. Turns out the woman he met and married wayyy too soon was batshit crazy. They had a bumpy marriage but he stayed for the sake of their daughter. Then one day, a January 1st as well, she slapped down separation papers and took off (the daughter was grown up by then and out of the nest). I guess what I’m trying to say is what goes around comes around, and we reap what we sow. What this man has done to you WILL come back to haunt him in one way or another and you WILL find someone you can trust and love so please hang in there, I know how tough it is but remember, you’re tougher.

      • GreenTurtle says:

        Oh my God. Jaded, that is horrible! To ghost someone after a year of dating??? You are one strong woman. I would’ve felt like I was losing my mind. Because I always focus on the wrong part of the story (sorry- ADHD), what did this asshat want from you? He just felt guilty and wanted to apologize? My radar pinged because shameless men seem to like sniffing around after their exes when shit with their current situation blows up in their faces.

    • ChillyWilly says:

      Aw, tifzlan! I know what you mean but trust me, neither one of these soulless monsters are happy. These types of people don’t love people, they use people. She’s using him and he’s using her. it won’t end well.

      • lucy2 says:

        I agree – no one who is that hate filled to do the things he does (and I assume her too, given the company she keeps) is happy. AT ALL. Happy people don’t make life miserable for others.

    • Fleur says:

      I’m sorry : ( . That sucks so much. The last time I was dumped by a guy that I was really emotionally invested in (stupid me), it took me months to get over it. It felt like someone had died.

      Honestly, what I really took from this story was how dating is so much freaking easier for men than it is for women. The bar is SO low for a man: he just has to have a job, basically. A man who looks like this dude, who works for Mr. Reprehensible, finds himself a young and attractive spouse, no problem. Meanwhile, across the world, tons of attractive, high-achieving, intelligent women struggle to find a guy who will even call them back, and by 30 usually have to resort to dating a man who is ten-to-fifteen years older in order to get a commitment out of him. It’s ridiculous.

    • Memoirs of a Pickmesha says:

      Check out the Female Dating Strategy reddit. Those girls will help you make sure that never happens again.

    • Chelle says:

      @ tifzlan – don’t you dare point to them and look at yourself as being on the losing end of love. I don’t even know you and I’m not going to let you do that to yourself. Stephen Miller sucks the souls of caged children and washes it all down with the tears of their parents. He goes in for a second feeding by stopping so-called radical Muslims at airports across the nation. His trusty minion—in equal parts attracted and repulsed—wipes the sweat from his brow and the blood from the corners of his mouth with cloths anointed by Mike Pence and the other charlatans pedaling fake religion at the White House while the dementia addled king and his zombie wife watch in indifference. Do you want that for yourself? Look at him. Not too long though. That’s just too much work . . . checking your soul in and out of Satan’s cloakroom everyday . . . sometimes not being able to find your claim ticket and all in a panic and then on other days scared they’ve lost your shit or worse yet . . . realizing that your soul and even your humanity has been stolen. Nope. You don’t want any parts of that shit. So . . . feel the pain. Reinforce the fact that you are loving and worthy of love and that you still look good. And, after, when you are feeling less bruised take your time but get back out there on the market.


  10. Deanne says:

    An obviously horrible woman has married one of the most odious men alive. Imagine the soulless social climber you’d have to be to get into bed with that POS every night. An LGBTQ and woman hating boss and and a husband who is a white supremacist and thrills at separating families and caging children. She must be a real piece of work.

  11. ME says:

    Good Girls is a GREAT show ! Season premiere was Sunday. It’s a unique show and I love how I still root for these women even though they are criminals lol. I also watched a new show called Zoe’s Extraordinary Playlist…so good too !

  12. lucy2 says:

    Gross. Super, super gross, in every way.

    Also, I watch Good Girls, I like it!

  13. Adrien says:

    The men in the photo are not even in their 50s yet. Miller looked like the father of the bride.

  14. Lua says:

    I lost interest in good girls, they keep making such terrible choices and it frustrates me. I finally quit shameless in like season 6 for the same reason. Clearly I can’t handle drama 🤦‍♀️

  15. Tigerlily says:

    Miller has the same dead eyed look as Jared K

  16. Shasha says:

    Is he feeling on the underside of her tit in that wedding photo? Extreme creep.

  17. anon says:

    Oh. My. Gawd.

    Like, do we know if her software has been vetted through the NSA? Does she have a model no.? If so, is she Huawei or Samsung? Is that real human hair, or that cheap polyvinyl Party City stuff? Does she pretend eat or is it just a composting bin? Does she have normal strength or can she bend crowbars?

    So. Many. Questions!

  18. It's a dry heave says:

    So…. Satan’s spawn has taken a bride here on Earth. I guess Donald Trump “dancing” at this wedding is proof it was sanctioned by Lucifer.

    I’m thinking she must’ve been blinking SOS in Morse code the entire time.

  19. Veronica says:

    My guess is his human woman is just as big a POS as he is, so at least they’re terrible together and not subjecting someone else to their awfulness in a relationship. Based on her looks compared to his, I’d wager a guess his bank account is half of the appeal, too.

  20. Jana says:

    How fucking desperate is this woman? He is literally evil incarnate.

  21. Holly hobby says:

    Ugh I hope they are sterile. They have no business procreating.

  22. JRenee says:

    What type of woman marries this soul less type of man?

  23. LondonD says:

    When checking out the New York Times yesterday I was shocked to see their wedding announcement there and thought could it be the same guy? But his creepy face gave it away!

    • holly hobby says:

      Goebbels incarnate. I’m sorry to coin him that since his family did escape the Holocaust but WTF how did that THING come about?