Coronavirus truther Ava Louise licked a plane’s toilet & put it on TikTok

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I don’t have sex hair for once! And Im hot!

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Everything feels like it’s moving so fast with the coronavirus and what’s being banned and which people we’re yelling at. Just a few days ago, younger people were crowding in bars and restaurants. Now those same people are thankfully self-isolating (possibly because they were yelled at by their Gen X parents). But at least one person is trying to become famous for stunt-queening her way through the pandemic in a particularly gross and reckless way. Her name is Ava Louise and she’s 21 years old and some kind of self-styled Instagram influencer, although she doesn’t seem that popular. She’s mostly just blonde with a body that definitely looks like the product of multiple cosmetic surgeries. And as such, she thinks it’s her God-given right to be famous! Which is why Ava Louise licked a airplane toilet seat and put it on TikTok.

Obviously, there was “backlash,” which is what she wanted. She told People Magazine that she did it because “I’m looking for a record deal and a reality show about my messy life.” She also said:

Louise further incited social media outrage by falsely saying she couldn’t get coronavirus like “the gays” and “rich” blondes in a tweet. In a previous post from March 13, Louise also falsely claimed coronavirus “is for poor people and poor people only.”

“I’m so glad that coronavirus is taking out all the old people,” she added. “I hope it takes me out next so I never get ugly!”

[From People]

This is either a young woman who is too stupid to function, or some kind of vapid performance art worthy of Andy Warhol. Or both, maybe. I know I’m giving her what she wants (attention), but seriously… if you’re that f–king stupid or attention-seeking to lick a plane’s toilet, then you absolutely deserve to have your name all over the gossip media. Avoid this dumbass at all costs.

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  1. Nikki* says:

    Speechless.

  2. Andrew’s Nemesis says:

    The Darwin Awards exist for ‘people’ like her.

    • (TheOG) jan90067 says:

      HA!! When I saw this on Twitter a few days ago, that’s exactly what I tweeted out: “You can’t fix “stupid”. Darwin, do your job!” lolol

      Look, I realize when you’re young you think you’re invincible. But this is SO beyond stupid. You KNOW there will be others following, and posting this idiocy!

    • Snappyfish says:

      Maybe all the plastic keeps her safe. Such a vapid obtuse little empty headed fool.

      • La says:

        Eh, Covid-19 has been shown to live longer on plastic than other surfaces so… 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • kellebelle says:

      Destination: Airhead City.

  3. Sayrah says:

    This is how far we’ve fallen.

  4. Lisa says:

    No words.

  5. Lady Keller says:

    She might not get corona virus but I hope she gets the nastiest gastrointestinal virus imaginable. Wishing her a week of s#!tting her pants non stop.

    • Swack says:

      I’d be worried more about other diseases you might get. This is beyond stupidity!

    • lucy2 says:

      Same, and I don’t feel bad about it at ALL.

    • booboocita says:

      That’s exactly what I thought. She may or may not become infected with coronavirus, but she’s a prime candidate for amoebic dysentery, giardiasis, and any number of other intestinal bugaboos. Good grief, child … I sincerely hope you don’t ever breed.

    • Anni says:

      True, but on the other hand, she will take up space in the health system, maybe even needing a hospital bed. And that’s what these idiots are doing. They are putting themselves in danger of getting sick and then clogging the health system for people who are actually seriously sick and suffering.

      There’s “Corona parties” in Germany, young people gathering and partying, licking door handles as some kind of bragging…it’s disgusting and anti-social, to say the least. These kids will be responsible for a complete shut-down and enforced curfew as seen in Italy and Spain (which is already being discussed here).

  6. Erinn says:

    LOL It’s like… congrats? You’ve now licked a plane toilet. *Pelosi Clap*

    • detritus says:

      Almost makes you yearn for the simpler, more innocent, donut licking days of yore.

      I dunno, I’d cheer for Darwin but these people can be vectors. Maybe we can community isolate people who refuse on our own? Like full on shunning?

    • Kebbie says:

      Lol it’s such a self-own. Like if she coughed on the handles or something, it would make sense. But licking a toilet seat? She’s not trolling other people, she’s trolling herself. Like punching yourself in the face to teach other people a lesson.

  7. TheOriginalMia says:

    Bless her heart.

  8. Lady D says:

    What an f’n idiot.

  9. Sean says:

    Her parents must be so proud…

  10. Alisha says:

    This is not directed at you Kaiser, but a general plead for society: can we PLEASE stop rewarding people for stupidity? People like this thrive on attention and should be ignored.

  11. Allz says:

    I don’t get people who want to be famous so badly that they would rather be laughed at and made fun of publicly than not talked about at all. She has no dignity at all.

    • kellebelle says:

      Her lips are beyond overcooked hotdog wieners, frightening.

    • Esmom says:

      No dignity and clearly no self-esteem or self-worth to have mangled her face so badly at such a young age.

    • elle says:

      This reminds me of a radio interview I heard with one of the Survivor/Amazing Race/Whatever competitors (years ago / no idea who he was or what show). For his audition tape, he ATE DOG SHIT because he “wanted to do something to stand out.” Every time I pick up dog shit in my backyard, I think of that and simultaneously gag and experience second-hand embarrassment that someone so stupid was given a forum to display it.

      • Tiffany :) says:

        The saddest thing is that you call him a “competitor”…so I guess it worked and got him cast. The bar has been set so low.

  12. Michelle says:

    Please cancel this person and don’t give her any more attention than what she has already gotten. Even negative attention is still attention.

  13. MC2 says:

    If her brand is being sexy, I am so confused. Liking a toilet seat is a serious buzzkill. I could not find someone hot, or look at them the same way again, after witnessing this. Sorry, but there’s no coming back from licking a public toilet seat that many people hover over, during a bumpy flight. My breakfast even looks worse after just reading this ;)

    • Nanny to the Rescue says:

      That’s what I’ve been thinking too.

      Also, she’s doing it wrong. If you want covid-19, licking the doorhandle is a better choice.

      • detritus says:

        Crazy thought – volunteer in a hospital. Let’s see how much she truly believes this nonsense. Community service hours as punishment for endangering the public with misinformation and ignorance sounds good to me.

      • Kebbie says:

        Does she think it’s spread by urine or something? Whatever point she was trying to make, she missed by a mile and her reward is that she’ll always be known as the lunatic who licked a public toilet seat. And most definitely consumed microscopic particles of shit and urine from strangers.

      • Nanny to the Rescue says:

        @detritus: People like her can’t volunteer in hospitals with covid-19 patients, and that’s not even because they’d find the places icky, it’s because they are instagram nightmares: the facial masks hide their fake lips, the gloves their fake nails, and the whole protective suits aren’t flattering on their figures.

      • L says:

        She can’t volunteer in a hospital with those nails.. they are an infection control nightmare… So much bacteria.

    • OriginalLara says:

      Exactly! If you know someone licked a public toilet seat would you willingly kiss them? No amount of soap and mouthwash can erase this image.

    • Christina says:

      My question: why do the young people enjoy posing in sexy outfit in public restrooms, in front of toilet stalls? The poses don’t match the setting. They make boudoir faces in the most unsexy places possible. I don’t understand.

      I have questions. Is it about having sex in the stall? Does the background not matter as long as you have orgasm face or duck lips and a club wear outfit? This young woman wants a reality show and money, like Ben Affleck’s nanny, but a ton of young women do this. The Kardashians do this crap, too, but the restrooms are better decorated, lol. And there usually isn’t a toilet in the shot, at least in the stuff the media picks up on. Maybe they have toilet shots, too.

    • ChillyWilly says:

      Please, there are probably porn sites dedicated to chicks licking toilets because so many men are nasty AF and so many women are willing to degrade themselves to please said nasty men.

  14. nicegirl says:

    This idiot

  15. Jerusha says:

    If life is fair, she’ll never procreate.

  16. Mumbles says:

    When we’ve passed through this dangerous time, sooner or later – and I hope sooner – perhaps one of the beneficial effects is that people will realize the vapid, soulless emptiness of the Influencer Culture and YouTube celebrities. Nobody cares about your sponcon green juice or yoga pants, people.

    • lizzieb says:

      Amen. Strange that we are seeing the best and worst in people. Some rise and become helpers. Some become pond scum and bottom feeders.

  17. CROOKSNNANNIES says:

    I’m surprised she was able to get her tongue out past those duck lips.

  18. adastraperaspera says:

    Seems to me this is planned outrage propaganda, designed for maximum clicks and amplification. The purpose of this is to capture public discourse and shift it away from solving the crisis at hand.

    • detritus says:

      I wish we had some form of misinformation law. Maybe where if you are spreading misinformation that is dangerous you can get fined or forced into community service.

      It would be so useful now. Stop the spread of rumours, and pump up our relief effort.

      It’s such a PITA. I’ve spent the last day trying and failing to source makes and gloves for our local community relief effort. We can’t keep our volunteers safe, and here’s this girl looking for clicks and cash at the detriment of everyone else.

      The sad part is that I doubt she’s even aware of what she’s fully doing. There’s no deeper responsibility or thought there beyond – any attention is good attention. She has no idea, and probably doesn’t care to learn, how this type of behaviour derails progress and safety.

    • detritus says:

      .

      • Mumbles says:

        I thought of that article too when I saw this photo and thought, this looks like half the women on Instagram. Maybe I’m missing something but it’s not a particularly attractive look.

  19. Golly Gee says:

    “Everyone is roasting me on Facebook ….Facebook users don’t deserve to live”

    Off you go then.

  20. Lucy says:

    Who is this vapid fish mouth?

  21. Valiantly Varnished says:

    So basically…she’s a dumb b*tch.

  22. sa says:

    I feel bad for her. Under the best of circumstances I don’t see how a person that has any respect or love for herself can lick an airplane toilet. This just tells me that this girl needs therapy.

    • Naddie says:

      Or maybe the choice to be a jerk backfires in mental health. If she doesn’t love herself she’s correct, she’s not worthy.

  23. grabbyhands says:

    Frankly, this is why the asteroid can’t hit this planet soon enough.

    Maybe she is being deliberately inflammatory for views – I don’t care. It’s stupid and selfish and reckless and I wish there was some kind of actual consequence for people doing shit like this. To know this blow up doll Kardashian wanna be, who is probably never going to have to work a normal job in her entire worthless life while a good chunk of the country is having to choose between their health and being homeless makes me so insanely angry.

    What a scumbag.

  24. H says:

    I got no words. And by the way, research out of China and Italy is showing that not everyone who dies of the virus is old.

  25. Rocķy says:

    There needs to be a truther movement for those lips

  26. Seraphina says:

    Did her lips swell like that after she licked the seat???

  27. JRenee says:

    Good grief. How desperate for attention is she? This is beyond disgusting!

  28. Other Renee says:

    What a twat. She makes Olivia Jade Gianulli almost look intelligent. 😉

  29. Who ARE These People says:

    Who raised it to be this way?

  30. Ann says:

    Coronavirus is for poor people?! Lol! Know what poor people don’t do a whole lot of? Traveling! Especially international traveling like say I don’t know, the frigging “billionaire” POTUS and everyone in his orbit. I don’t even have a passport. Not saying poor people can’t get it, but in the case of your average American our rich and famous are at way higher risk.

    Also F this b. She’s a horrible person. Hope all the germs she licked are having a big rager of party in her empty head.

  31. Kebbie says:

    She’s going to wake up in a few days with a new friend for her overplumped lips!

  32. Texas says:

    She seems mentally ill. Or are people really that horrible?

  33. Jules says:

    humanity at it’s finest hour. she looks like a kardashian klone too.

  34. Margetta says:

    So…did licking that toilet seat give her a mouth infection that caused her lips to swell up like they are holding enough disease for 100 people? Heh. ;)

  35. Leah says:

    A woman who has a face like a cartoon character licks a toilet seat to disprove a virus.

    Next chapter: the same cartoon character catches the virus because the virus doesn’t care how much money is in your bank account.

  36. Audrey says:

    She doesn’t deserve the attention she’s getting here.

  37. heygingersnaps says:

    Nasty and those talons of hers are incredibly tacky. Yuck all around.

  38. vrab says:

    Wait, why are you giving breathing space to this garbage? To get outrage bait clicks?

  39. Mabs A'Mabbin says:

    I know when I want attention I like to lick piss and shit. After that I can’t peel people off. I need to bottle that crap.

  40. LunaSF says:

    I’m honestly scared for humanity that so many people follow her and give her attention. I’m really hoping young people will turn against these pointless “influencers” and stop giving them attention. There are so many smart, talented people on social media, please send people like this into obscurity.

  41. Jaded says:

    I don’t think Celebitchy should report on moron airheads like her. She is absolutely disgusting and brings nothing to the table.

  42. Linda says:

    She should wait until cosmetic doctor’s offices are closed due to lack of medical supplies and she can’t maintain this look. This virus is a leveler of all people.

    As for the ‘olds’ being the only ones affected, viruses mutate and this one surely will before it’s all said and done, so it could come for everyone. Don’t be like her. Don’t be stupid and vapid.

  43. The Recluse says:

    Darwin Award winner. Yep.

  44. dallas says:

    disgusting POS

  45. Avalon says:

    I work for an airline. That vapid moron has no idea whats on that toilet seat. People pee and poop right on the toilet seat. The cabin cleaners dont clean those after every flight. I hope she gets seriously ill.

  46. Ksweet says:

    What a horrible person. Empty-headed and stupid are way too nice to describe this person.

  47. L says:

    Eyeroll.

    This girl is just saying controversial things to get attention. She thinks if she catches your attention by saying stupid, mean things then she’ll be able to keep your attention with her “hotness” which will parlay into the fore mentiioned record deal / reality show.

    Controversy is the new sex tape.

    Don’t fall for it.

  48. dotgirl says:

    Let’s be honest – definitely not the worst thing she’s had in her mouth.

  49. Desdemona says:

    She’s very open-minded guys and gals… So open-minded that her brain escaped…

  50. Maria Barkin says:

    Houston, we have an idiot.

  51. Bellah says:

    It’s a respiratory illness you a$$hat! So yes, you may not get it from that idiotic stunt.

    However, say hello to Hepatitis A, Hep B, Hep C and all the other bloodborne illnesses transmitted through body fluids.

    I did not watch the video as I felt nauseous just reading about it.

  52. Anita says:

    She is not the influencer we need, but the influencer we deserve.

  53. Auntie_Git says:

    I feel like this is the logical extension of Kardashian fame. A pretty girl who has altered her body & face to this insane extent and will defend herself for doing something this disgusting/asinine/horrific by something like “check out my retweets & likes! Worth it for this (dubious) fame.” Sad but this doesn’t surprise me at this point.

  54. Mina_Esq says:

    If she wanted a real challenge, she should have licked a door knob. Pft.

  55. Kittensnskittles says:

    Well someone went crazy with the Groupon lip fillers!