“Tom Brady has officially signed with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers” links

Tom Brady has officially signed with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. [Just Jared]
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In these dark times, New Yorkers are falling in love with Andrew Cuomo. [Jezebel]
Elon Musk is gonna fix coronavirus. [The Blemish]
Conan O’Brien learns that he’s safer at home. [Seriously OMG]
Would you wear these Gucci platform slides? I might. [Tom & Lorenzo]

New England Patriots Quarterback Tom Brady plays against the NY Jets at the Giants Stadium

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  1. Tiffany says:

    Hold up, did Bridget agree to a name change for Jack. I could have sworn he has her family name.

  2. detritus says:

    Elon’s biggest problem is that he thinks he’s smarter than experts in their fields.

    Healthcare practitioners – there’s a ventilator shortage can you help?

    Elon – well we are super cool and make super cool stuff so we could make ventilators but like we’d be slow because it’s not super cool also please prove there is a shortage. Also, I’m pretty sure you’re a big liar and this actually isn’t a big deal.

    The billionaires best hope taxation is the verb applied to them and not other ones

  3. xxodettexx says:

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (Long time Tampa Bay resident and Brady-hater)

    • Lisa H Fields says:

      LOL my sister (loonnggg time buc fan) was like “OMG what the heck am i going to do now, I hate Brady” LOL

      • CatWomen says:

        Give him a chance, if he does well, she’ll start to appreciate him. It’s going to be very interesting especially for a patriots fan now relocated to Tampa area , something to look forward too.

      • Lady D says:

        A buccaneers joke: A young boy on Halloween dressed as a pirate knocks on a door. Lady: What a cute little pirate. Where are your buccaneers?
        Little boy: Under my buccan hat.

    • Wannabesith says:

      He had been here in Indianapolis a few weeks ago. I was line, “NoooOooo, I don’t want to become a Bears fan!”

      • cf86713 says:

        Also in Indy and yeah I don’t know if I could flip to Bears fandom and I grew up near Chicago.

  4. nicegirl says:

    I really love you celebitches. Please stay safe.

    • (TheOG) jan90067 says:

      Ditto from me, stay safe everyone!

      I disabled ad-blockers from quite a few sites to do what little I can from this end.

      Wishing you, and everyone all the best in these scary times! #AloneTogether. #StaySafe #SocialDistance !!!!

      • Spicecake38 says:

        Stay well,and saying extra prayers for your elderly father.You are a really good daughter!Fingers crossed we will all be out living our lives as usual and even better,soon.

  5. Qzie says:

    I would wear the hell out of those Gucci slides.

    Jeans, t-shirt, a good red lip and those slides. Outfit of the year.

    • Trashaddict says:

      I will provide the sound effects: “clunk, clunk, clunk, clunk….CRASH”.

      • Qzie says:

        @trashaddict I literally laughed out loud. Too bad I was drinking coffee. You got that right! But the point of those slides really isn’t walking lol, just looking cool. #fashion Thank god I can’t afford them.

    • (TheOG) jan90067 says:

      I actually DO like them! Very “zen” feeling… they *would* look great with jeans, even a maxi. Shame they’re not affordable lol

  6. Case says:

    It’s weird to me when older, successful quarterbacks go to another team for just a season or two before finally retiring. Why not end on the team you’re known for playing with? IDK. Money, I guess lol.

    • Still_Sarah says:

      @ Case : Exactly my thoughts. His time with his new team will likely not live up to his time with the Patriots, so why live on the fumes of faded glory? I agree it must be the money because I can’t see any other reason. My game is hockey and I have noticed plenty of great players who are unable to let go of the glory and the excitement and move on to the next phase of their lives. So they sign a one year contract with another team but really it’s just delaying the inevitable. I’m a huge fan of Sid Crosby but with his incredible accomplishments combined with his terrible injury history (including severe concussions), I really don’t know why he stays in the NHL and risks his long term health (acquired brain injury).

      • (TheOG) jan90067 says:

        Between him and his wife, they hardly *need* the money. Geez dude… just retire already. Go into broadcasting, which we know you’re going to do, and be done. Go out in glory. Enjoy your kids and your cash.

    • Tiffany says:

      On the Brady front, arrogance. He think that he can bring the Bucs (who are hosting the Super Bowl) to glory. Tommy seems to think that the Patriot offense and ridiculous defense was just a fad.

    • Nev says:

      Word.
      Yes give another younger buck a chance.
      GEEZ.

    • Aud says:

      It seems to be due to a deterioration of Brady’s relationship with his head coach.

      He wants to keep playing but isn’t happy with the coach so he’s moving on.

    • Veronica says:

      I’m shocked he hasn’t retired, to be honest, especially with all the new CTE data. Guess we’ll see where his neural health is in twenty years. 9_9

  7. Jessica Belcher says:

    That second photo of Brady… pocket pool there son? (kidding)

  8. BlueSky says:

    And Colin Kaepernick is a whole decade younger and still out of job??? Make it make sense

  9. MeghanNotMarkle says:

    Couldn’t care less about football so I’m just gonna shrug at the news about Brady.

  10. Lisa says:

    Nope to the Gucci slides.

  11. Trashaddict says:

    Richard Burr and Kelly Leoffler. Resign? Hella to the no! Straight to prison for insider trading! Also:
    https://www.coons.senate.gov/contact/share-your-opinion
    link to Chris Coons, the Vice Chair of the Senate Select Committee on Ethics.
    Don’t just post here, be sure to let him know what you think.

    • (TheOG) jan90067 says:

      Burr “wants” the Senate “Ethics” (HA!) Committee to investigate. Suuuuure…the same body that didn’t impeach #TangerineTwitler due to partisanship? They’re going to find ANY of them guilty? I’ve got a bridge to sell you.

  12. SJR says:

    Brady bugs me. Always has.
    Now, while the world is dealing with C19, he brags about his new 2 year $50Million contract.
    Suck eggs Brady.

    • mm says:

      What are you talking about? He was NOT bragging about his $50Million contract. YOU are talking about his $50Million contract. He is announcing he is officially a member of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers!

  13. Some chick says:

    I just wish I could read about this on Deadspin. RIP.

  14. L says:

    His caption is so contradictory. If noone cares what you did last year then how did you earn that trust? You showed up everyday LAST YEAR which is why they trust you this year LOL.

    Those Gucci’s look heavy AF. If payless shoes made them everybody would say they’re ugly.

  15. Still_Sarah says:

    Yes it’s quite tone deaf. And throwing the word “humble” in doesn’t fix that.

  16. manda says:

    The slides are somewhat cool looking but I am anti-slide because I see too many people wear them with their toes sticking way too far out the front, or with their heel hanging off the back, and I think they look terrible most of the time

  17. jferber says:

    “Humble” and Tom Brady will never go together. Didn’t he kick out a younger guy to get that spot? His one question is, “What is best for Tom Brady?” Period. If he had retired and started doing charity work, THAT would be to go out in glory. Not this cheap, narcissistic way.

    • NM says:

      No. He didn’t “kick out” a younger guy. His coach (Belichick) did that. You have no idea what you are talking about. His one question is: “What is the best for the TEAM?” Brady always talks about the TEAM.
      He is already doing charity work. He doesn’t need to retire to do that. You know nothing about him. You are so bitterr.

  18. Jekelly says:

    Brady and his coach don’t get along because the coach doesn’t believe in the fake science Brady and his trainer are hawking…

  19. WendyWoo says:

    So nothing about the Taylor Swift bombshell today?