“New Rihanna Music” is just one song, by PartyNextDoor, with Rihanna singing five words over and over. Still, the Army will take it. [Just Jared]
Today is the 50th anniversary of Mariah Carey’s birth. Maybe. [LaineyGossip]
Toilet-licker catches the coronavirus. I would imagine he caught several more viruses & diseases too. [Dlisted]
I don’t think Shania Twain’s fashion is *that* bad, honestly. [Go Fug Yourself]
I’ll say it: all of the couples are boring on Outlander? [Pajiba]
Arnold Schwarzenegger wants to be in charge. [Jezebel]
Holy yikes on this Salt Lake City crime. [Towleroad]
Mama June’s older daughters got plastic surgery. [Starcasm]
Mindy Kaling wants to bring back the pajama trend. [RCFA]

Here’s the PartyNextDoor song, the lyrics are NSFW.

Rihanna going back to Fenty after singing 5 words pic.twitter.com/3W1r4CTmkA

— Coach (@EdgarMuturi) March 27, 2020