Britney Spears reads the top ten on Letterman – in a bikini

Britney Spears appeared in a bikini on the Late Show last night to read the top ten list. It was all about how she would change things if she were President, and most of the list focused on issues involving partying and sunbathing, although it did include one cute serious item about America’s fiscal strategy.

Britney Spears presented the Top Ten Tuesday night on “Late Show with David Letterman.” Her topic: “Ways the Country Would Be Different if Britney Spears Were President”:

10. I’d be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon.

9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo.

8. Free pie for everybody.

7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.

6. I’d lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance “Circus Fantasy.”

5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.

4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.

3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.

2. Three words: Vice President Diddy

1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.

[From Newsday]

Britney came across as cute and relaxed on that segment and I can’t help but think of how far she’s come in the last 18 months. The girl doesn’t need to wear a bikini so much, though. We’ve seen her in three different two pieces this week and it seems like all she’s doing is showing off her great body lately. It gets her positive press at least. Britney’s Circus tour is coming to New York for three dates starting August 24, and she’ll be heading to other cities on the east coast over the next few weeks including Boston, Philadelphia, Atlanta and Miami. It looks like she’s doing her swimsuit-best to promote the tour.

Britney isn’t a bad actress, but she’s not a natural either. She’s had stints on Will and Grace and How I Met Your Mother and was rumored to want a more longterm sitcom role. I think she should stick to music for the time being. She’s really cute in this video segment, though, and maybe she would do well on some sort of talkshow.


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  1. Nev says:

    Glad she is on her way back to wellness. I hope she can stay on track and find strength within her self and not rely on a man. After all look what happened with that K-fedturd. Her boys need her to be well.

  2. n says:

    very cute.

  3. richmac says:

    Her voice is really bad.

  4. viper says:

    You people are delluded if you think THAT is a path to wellness. Thats desperate,sad,unrealistic, and for crying out loud pathetic.

  5. Hieronymus Grex says:

    Lost the cheese rolls off her tummy, good. No muscle definition or development, bad. She’s turned the corner and that’s a start.

  6. Tia C says:

    Never been a fan, but I do think she is cute. I’ve been wondering, though – how is it that she can be on tour and be putting on these physically strenuous shows and yet she still looks kind of doughy? Trust me, I’m way doughier, lol, but I deserve it, I don’t exercise. She’s exercising all the time, yet still – as Hieronymus Grex said – no muscle definition. Just an observation.

  7. Annie says:

    It’s summer, and it’s hot. And weren’t most of those pictures captured by a pool or the beach?

    Wtf is she supposed to be wearing other than a bikini? lol.

  8. Kikker says:

    #5 you must be willing to post a photo of your 12 pack then?

  9. Just a Poster says:

    Cheese rolls? Doughy?

    Gee.. if only I could be so fat and out of shape.

  10. x says:

    Britney is so adorable, she’s been the focus this week for her use of bikini’s while lounging around her pool, where the paps took horrible pics of her through the fence, like the vultures they are

    I think she’s soooo awesome for doing this in a bikini, because everyone is judging her for her use of them, and honestly, how many fatasses online can use a bikini? Or a speedo? People need to stop judging her, she isn’t stating she’s perfect. I can wear a monokini but my stomach isn’t tight enough to wear a bikini & I work out

    So whatever, she rocks, I grew up being jealous of her, and have been a supporter through her venture into online rags – She’s pretty awesome

  11. j. ferber says:

    I am so rooting for Britney to be on her true path to happiness, wherever it may lead her. She’s gone through hell and come back and looks terrific as well. I hope her next step is to take control of her own life again. As much as her daddy has helped her, the goal is for her to be independent.

  12. Bitter Betty says:

    @viper: I know, right?

    I like her, but she’s a robot.

  13. Hieronymus Grex says:

    Kikker, Just a Poster,

    Do you actually read what’s posted before you reply to it or do you just make up your own version and trust to luck?

  14. santacruz says:

    This woman constantly confirms what a dumb broad she is…she is a one-trick pony…flash a bit of skin (or vjay), to detract from her obvious lack of talent.

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