Despite the fact that Megan Fox always claimed a vehement disinterest in Robert Pattinson – dismissing him as “just too pretty, with the big hair and the suits” – people are still trying to make something of the non-relationship. I guess it’s because Pattinson and Fox have shown up to many of the same awards shows and events, and they don’t go out of their way to ignore each other. At the Teen Choice Awards, they even posed for a couple of pictures together, because they were both crowned “Choice Hotties” at the event. They had their arms around each other politely. Which is what sent Kristen Stewart through the roof! According to the Enquirer, Kristen has something of a jealous temper tantrum when she saw Pattz and Megan together:

Sexy Vampire Boy ROBERT PATTINSON’s moaning to pals that “Twilight” co-star KRISTEN STEWART’s on-again-off-again feelings for him really bite – but a backstage explosion of jealousy over MEGAN FOX at the Teen Choice Awards totally SUCKED!

Although Pattinson and Fox have dated casually at least once or twice, the hunky star was absolutely floored when Kristen – suddenly in-his-face after he went onstage with foxy Fox to accept their “Choice Hotties” awards – bared her fangs and hissed: “You’re into Megan Fox!”

Said a Pattinson pal: “Rob couldn’t believe it at first. Kristen plays hard-to-get with him, then gets jealous over Megan? And she really ripped into him, saying, ‘I saw how you put your arm around her waist…I saw the way you touched her!’ Rob thought it was ridiculous. He told her: ‘Oh, for Pete’s sake! She’s just a friend. We were onstage together…that’s it!'”

But Kristen refused to let up, hammering him relentlessly about Megan. Said the source: “Rob’s getting tired of the constant drama with Kristen. She keeps going back to her boyfriend, but then comes back to Robert – over and over again. She pushes him away, then has the nerve to complain about other women. It’s ludicrous. The girl needs to grow up!”

[From the National Enquirer]

Or perhaps Pattz is rethinking the whole Kristen Stewart thing because he finally got what he wanted (sex with Kristen) and now he’s done. After playing hard to get for more than a year, Kristen finally gave in – so does she still have the ability to make Pattz an utter wreck? Or will her jealousy and high-maintenance destroy the fantasy relationship?

Speaking of, it seems yesterday’s interview with Pattz was a total fake. Pattz never claimed he was single, and his spokesperson released this statement: “I will only comment on matters regarding Robert’s professional life, but in order to set the record straight, Robert did not speak to the Mirror, and their claim that they spoke to him a few days ago is manufactured along with any information that they claim to have as an exclusive directly from him.” So… Pattz is not single. So he’s still happily hittin’ it with Kristen. That’s the only answer!