Fascism Barbie Ivanka Trump laments ‘cancel culture’ as she got cancelled

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Ivanka Trump was asked, months ago, to be the commencement speaker for the 2020 graduating class of Wichita State University Tech in Kansas. But her name was only announced recently, and as soon as her name was announced – as part of the virtual commencement – the student body was overwhelmingly like “NOPE.” So Ivanka was disinvited, but not really. Her commencement was cancelled the same day it was announced, and WSU Tech’s president Sheree Utash had to issue a statement about it, saying: “In light of the social justice issues brought forth by George Floyd’s death, I understand and take responsibility that the timing of the announcement was insensitive. For this, I’m sorry that was never the intent, and I want you to know I have heard you and we are responding.”

You would think that Ivanka would tuck her tail between her legs and hide behind the newly installed White House Babygate, or perhaps she too would feel the need to “inspect the bunker,” surely the new slang for “fascist cowardice.” But no. It turns out that Ivanka prerecorded her commencement address weeks ago, and even though she was banned, she still released it on YouTube. I had not heard her fascistic baby-whisper in months, and I could only listen to this for about 30 seconds:

This is the kind of sh-t that would be played on every TV screen in a dystopian novel. Apparently, Ivanka baby-whispered about “free speech” and “cancel culture” on college campuses, which is especially rich because as soon as students learned about her commencement, they cancelled her.

MeidasTouch.com decided to rework Ivanka’s commencement into a very good political ad. Poor little fascist bunker babies hiding behind the babygate.

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  1. Bryn says:

    Is she wearing too much make up or has she messed with her face? She looks puffy and tight at the same time

    • Carobell says:

      That plus the wrong contouring for her face I think. And bad lighting? Or is she pregnant?

    • Lightpurple says:

      Both. She has had a lot of bad work done on her face AND she wears gallons of makeup

      • Tiffany :) says:

        The guy from the apprentice that has talked about Trump’s addictions has also said that Ivanka can no longer breathe out of her nose because of complications from multiple surgeries (nose jobs). He said she has to breathe out of a straw when she gets her makeup done. 🤷🏻‍♀️

      • kellebelle says:

        One more rhinoplasty and she will resemble Voldemort. Seriously.

      • Godwina says:

        Wait, so Tiffany, she’s a literal mouth-breather?

      • Roo says:

        @Godwina and @Tiffany, I read that, too. My god. Can you imagine not being able to breathe out of your nose, not because of some medical condition, but rather because of multiple elective surgeries?? My understanding is that Trump made her get those surgeries, too. (Maybe read it in the same tweet/article?).

        I also think she got new veneers – her teeth/lips look odd.

      • pottymouth pup says:

        @Roo I think she got veneers or caps years ago. She had damaged the enamel of her teeth pretty badly due to her bulimia (when she was a model)

    • whatWHAT? says:

      too much plastic.

      her face is alien-like these days. the header pic is perfect – it captures the weirdness of her look. it’s like a CGI talking-head.

      • Snappyfish says:

        Listen here, Barbie is a star. Do not equate this bargain bin discount Skipper to Barbie.

        The fake face, fake voice, fake stories, who exactly did this chick think she was speaking too? The graduates of WSU deserved better.

        Her complaints of cancel culture were rich. She will see exactly how canceled she is when she attempts to return to her previous life in NYC after they lose the election

      • whatWHAT? says:

        she ain’t even Skipper, she’s Midge.

      • lucy2 says:

        Yeah all that surgery is catching up with her now, she looks…weird. Also the shape of that top doesn’t help the alien vibe she has going. She has a very odd manner of speaking, and you can tell she’s completely uncomfortable (good). Also, that university should NEVER have invited her, even if all of this hadn’t happened. She’s been complicit since day one.

        That reworked ad is GREAT.

      • minx says:

        She’s simpering and coy, with the breathy speaking.

      • Who ARE These People? says:

        Hey, I liked Midge. Midge was the prototype for the brown-haired, clever, “smart” girlfriend sidekick. You just knew she was serious about her career, not just dabbling like her rich friend Barbie. Midge was too good for Ivanka.

        We have to face it. There IS no toy or doll equivalent to Ivanka. We cannot shame our beloved toys and dolls by likening them to her.

      • whatWHAT? says:

        Who Are these people?, good point about Midge.

        how about the creepy clown from Poltergeist? or maybe the plastic surgery addicts in Escape from LA?

      • Lady D says:

        The evil Chucky doll from the movie Child’s Play, or his girlfriend, Bride of Chucky. To be fair though, she does look more like Chucky than Tiffany.

    • Digital Unicorn says:

      Both plus her original face is fighting back against all the surgery she’s had done – google her as a teenager. That face she has tried so hard to get rid of is coming back.

      • Lightpurple says:

        Or google what her mother looks like now. That’s what she is heading for.

      • Who ARE These People? says:

        OMG. I almost had a nano-flash of sympathy.

      • minx says:

        She spent a lot of money trying to negate Daddy’s moonface, and nope. She’s still got it. Also, the matchy-matchy brooch and earrings, and her dark roots—the overall effect looks unbelievably cheap.

    • BabsORIG says:

      I know why Ivanka released that speech regardless of being cancelled and disinvited. Her little mind thought it would become a thing, maybe to rival Meghan’s most recent one. All the Trumps are pretty delusional, they constantly believe their own hype.

      • Esmom says:

        Yes. She took the time to dress up, find a patriotic background, tune her voice, and she was not going to let that cosplay go to waste.

      • Mac says:

        She is so tone deaf we need a new word for it.

      • bluemoonhorse says:

        she wants to be the first female president. Trump and family are trying to position her so she can take the position after the despotic king.

      • holly hobby says:

        @bluemoonhorse. Maybe she had a shot during the first year but nope. Doubt anyone will elect her now. Especially once the investigations begin after her daddy’s reign of terror.

    • Scal says:

      Why is her face not moving except for blinking and her mouth? Literally her brows never move. Her cheeks barely move. When she’s making ‘facial expressions’ it’s all from gesturing with the neck.

      It’s so weird. Like uncanny valley weird.

      • whatWHAT? says:

        yeah, that’s what I meant below by “twitchy”. the only thing that moves is her mouth and neck/shoulders.

        like I said, she’s like a CGI-head that they couldn’t quite get to be totally human-esque, but MOSTLY.

      • Lady D says:

        Asimov’s Three Laws of Robotics should be applied to her.

      • Trashaddict says:

        Hourly Botox injections?

    • Emily says:

      Nothing on her face moves. It’s unsettling. And it seems the plastic surgeon – who is clearly a Democrat – also got hold of Jared because they have the same plastic look going on.

      • Nina Simone says:

        Yes! Good call. I’ve always said Jared has gotten tons of work done

      • Sandy says:

        Im DYING at this comment. Too good! You are so right about the plastic surgeon, hehehehe

      • Jenn says:

        Yes! Very waxy.

        In February I got Botox for only the second time, and it was distributed really unevenly. After that, anytime I raised my eyebrows to look at someone quizzically, only the outside “tails” of my eyebrows would lift. It gave my face a weird, sinister look, and I began to notice that same off-kilter Botox expression in other people. (It has blessedly worn off in quarantine.) In conclusion, I believe Jared Kushner has had a Botox brow lift, and that Botox is why he literally looks more evil today than he did 3+ years ago.

    • Linda says:

      That was my first thought too. It looks like her original face is fighting its way to the surface somehow.

    • Coco says:

      If she ever was unable to get her fillers for an extended period of time, like if she went to prison, I wonder how fast and how far her face would collapse.

    • josephine says:

      I legit thought it was someone dressed up as her, like a SNL skit.

    • The Recluse says:

      Her tone and manner remind me of those infomercial spokes-heads. They sound so fake and bland.

    • JanaTHING says:

      Take a look at her mother, she didn’t age well either.

  2. Sierra says:

    Seeing the Trump family slowly going down has been the highlight of this year.

    They are losing support rapidly, millions of people are raging at them and more importantly, the children are realising that daddy isn’t going to keep them from going to jail.

  3. Tanguerita says:

    Bitch looks manic.

    • whatWHAT? says:

      why is she so twitchy while she’s speaking? i feel like her demeanor for that speech would be more appropriate speaking to a girl scout troop or a tupperware party group.

      • Who ARE These People? says:

        Trying to show “empathy” and project “vivacity” and it’s a a lot of hard work when it isn’t real

  4. Chica1971 says:

    Twitter DRAGGED her this weekend. She is not going to adopt to life after the White House at all.

    This video was tone deaf.. veneers to big, Botox is wonky. That voice.. It’s almost like she set out to privy comedy this weekend.

    Difficult decision? Steal or not steal

    • AnnaKist says:

      Ah, thanks, Chica. I’m in Australia, so don’t see too much of her, especially in motion, and wasn’t sure if I was seeing things. Those veneers… Blimey, they’re shockers. She’s looking almost as refurbished as her mother. And I’m glad.

  5. Lightpurple says:

    The “cancel culture” bit was only in her snitty passive-aggressive tweet releasing the video. The video itself is full of Nazi dog whistles like “blood” and “soil.” She gushes about building up the military-industrial complex and practically orgasms when she whispers “ammunition.” And, of course, she tells us that her greatest personal learning and growth has come from overcoming hardships and challenges. Like when she realizes her personal assistant didn’t restock the tampons on her private office bathroom and she has to send someone to the public ladies room to buy one out of the machine

  6. Marjorie says:

    I am astonished. She barely looks or sounds human. Shout out to MeidasTouch for the proper edit though.

  7. Athyrmose says:

    The remix is AMAZING.

  8. KellyRyan says:

    This entire family has a monopoly on ugly inside and out. :) Hard on the eyes and ears.

    • lobstah says:

      And they all went to the same dentist for the same oversized veneers that are way too big for their tiny little bird mouths.

  9. Kittylouise says:

    What has she done to her face I wonder? She looks decidedly odd. Has she had her eyes lifted or something?

    I’ve always laughed at her dreadful teeth, for a ‘rich’ family they seem to have the cheapest plastic veneers.

  10. NextToMe says:

    The Midas Touch video was incredible. Very moving.

  11. Stella says:

    She’s morphing into Jared.

  12. girl_ninja says:

    She looks like the Geko lizard.

  13. Lala11_7 says:

    She’s Princess FASCIST…if there is a such thing as justice…I hope she gets ALL that she has earned

  14. NoWords says:

    Ahahaha I love being a wartime graduate. 5 years of hard work and now I get to say “wartime graduate.” So awesome. Just so so awesome. No, I’m not crying, I’m smiling, what are you talking about? I’m just proud to be a graduate as the world is falling apart at the speed of light largely, if not entirely, thanks to your daddy, Ivanka.

  15. Sean says:

    Such empty, vacant eyes.

  16. R. says:

    She looks and talk like a robot o.O. Also rich of her talking about freedom of speech when she, her family and her minions are silencing people with violent, military force.

  17. Emily says:

    I enjoyed the dragging on Twitter. Many people pointed out that racism and crimes against protesters aren’t legitimate viewpoints. This is so rich coming from Ivanka who, despite her immense privilege and the legitimate criticisms she’s been given has never once considered any alternative point of view or attempted to educate herself.

  18. Nic919 says:

    When Wichita State doesn’t want to hear from fascist Barbie you know things are bad. They can’t pretend it’s one of those coastal elite universities either.

    As for her unmovable face, someone on twitter posted that she’s a 30 year old with the injectibles regimen of a 50 year old woman on the upper east side.

  19. Digital Unicorn says:

    Princess Fake is setting herself up to take over from Daddy when he is kicked out at the next election – she is The Boy are going to set themselves up as the heirs to the far right/facist movement Daddy is spearheading. They are believers all the way.

    • The Recluse says:

      That’s what Noel Casler has been saying. That is the game plan. She wants to be President next. But she can’t be if her entitled bee-hind is in the pokey.

  20. Sarah says:

    She really doesn’t look human, I guess this is what evil does to a person. That political ad is horrifying and GREAT.

  21. MarcelMarcel says:

    Her vocal tone was moderated. She just came across as so very rehearsed & uncomfortable.

    I don’t know how much of her Stepford Wife Robo vibe comes from plastic surgery & how much of it comes from a very profound inauthenticity.

    The remix was ah-maxing tho! Made my day. Thanks for sharing it.

    • Bucky says:

      She adopted that Jackie O impression voice started when her father first ran for office. That is not her normal cadence (or any human’s normal cadence). I can’t imagine what impression she’s trying to give people.

      It is also a terrible speech for a commencement…she’s just pointing out some ways that the world is awful and some of those things are, in part, her fault.

      Great. Thanks.

      Happy graduation!

  22. Bananas says:

    Ivanka cosplaying ‘First Lady’. Oh the indignity and opression she has suffered at not being allowed to legally marry her father. It is such a cruel world.

    Honestly though, all the baby whispering she’s been doing for the past four years have not been about championing the American people she claims she serves, but about serving herself. Her father’s presidency has been one giant rehearsal for when she attempts to run for presidency. Her words are pure marketing.

    • Who ARE These People? says:

      Not just cosplaying First Lady…she is cosplaying the President itself. That flag, those clothes. They do believe she is next.

    • Lightpurple says:

      Not First Lady. She has no interest in visiting hospitals or reading books to kids in kindergarten. She inserts herself into every policy decision. She is running the country with Daddy as her puppet.

      • Dilettante says:

        No, Queen Elizabeth with that brooch (I mean, who in daughter wife’s generation wears that!) and the matchy-matchy earrings.

    • lucy2 says:

      Can you imagine if another president’s children felt this was in any way appropriate to do?
      Go back to selling crappy purses, lady.

      • Mrs.Krabapple says:

        It became clear that republicans do not have a problem with a president or the first family doing ANYTHING they want — whether legal, illegal, moral, immoral, etc. So any time they criticized a democrat or family member, it was FAKE outrage for political purposes only, and because they have any true objection to the actions themselves. I hope democrats remember this going forward.

      • Joanna says:

        @mrs. Crabapple, exactly!

  23. Betsy says:

    Someone on twitter said she had a grasshopper head, and I can’t unsee it.

  24. kellebelle says:

    I couldn’t watch it all either. Should never have happened. What was WSU thinking? Enjoying the comments here but I’m sure she’ll be dragged endlessly for it. And that will be sweeter than fiddle music.

  25. Travelin says:

    That ad is amazing!

    I have been on a flight with her. She was only two rows behind me. She is frightening in person. The plastic surgery, fillers and other things are obvious. And it was a 14 hour flight and she was wearing false eyelashes! Who’s does that?

  26. Eeeee says:

    She sounds like she’s wearing dentures.

  27. Laalaa says:

    Currently reading 1984. Fits the bill.

  28. mk says:

    Thank you for the Midas Touch correction video.

  29. Coco says:

    I do feel bad for her teenage self, who must have received pressure from her parents to undergo plastic surgery at a young age.
    But she’s an evil person who profits off the misery of others, so I hope one day she wakes up from her next procedure and Eric’s face is staring back at her in the mirror.

  30. sa says:

    I’m completely baffled. What made her think this was such a brilliant speech that she had to release and show everyone what they missing by disinviting her?

    Also, why do she and her father think that calling it “wartime” is a brag? The brag is to avoid war (even metaphorical “war”).

  31. Tinkerblonde says:

    It’s like she went to her plastic surgeon with a picture of Traci Lords and said, make me look like her. Even the voice is similar.
    Personally I’d rather hear a speech from Traci Lords or literally anybody else than this idiot.

  32. Mabs A'Mabbin says:

    She and her entire family need permanent 24/7 bunker inspection duties.

  33. Lezlie says:

    Ivanka’s association with Wichita Tech (affiliated with WSU) stinks of Mike Pompeo (former U.S. rep. of Wichita) and the Koch Bros. Wichita used to be a democrat city in the 70-80’s but has since become heavily influenced & hijacked by the Koch Bros. In 2003 the WSU sports arena (formerly Levitt Arena) was renamed Charles Koch Arena. UGH!!

    Kansas is a “bloody red state.”

    As stated by previous comments above, this is a soft launch of Ivanka to groom her run for president OR as VP for hopeful presidential candidate Mike POMPeo. EGAD!!

    VOTE BLUE in 2020 so we can “LOCK THEM UP.”

  34. Nan says:

    White House baby gate … I spit out my coffee on that …. hilarious!!!!! And so perfect and so true.

  35. Carol says:

    Who does she think she is wearing that broach? Queen Liz of House Petty?

  36. lizardqueen says:

    She seems like the KarJenners….looks okay from a certain distance, with the right lighting and digital touch ups. Close up videos are not her friend 😳 My face feels tight just watching. Also, I love that Kansas, one of the places wealthy people think of as “flyover states with nothing to offer,” don’t want her there. I hope it annoys the shit out of her.

    • Bucky says:

      She has that shovel face issue that some people get from overdoing filler. All of her features are blobby now. It looks like she tries to paint a normal human-shaped face over the blob with contouring. The overall affect, together with the fake voice and complete lack of mannerism, is not-human.

      • lizardqueen says:

        I had to google her birth date because everything she’s had done makes her look like she might be getting close to 50. She’s not 40 yet though, so I guess she crossed that line from the work making her look refreshed and youthful into making her look like a Park Avenue matron.

    • Jaded says:

      She’s what was once described to me as a “10-20-30″ – a 10 from a distance of 20 yards going 30 miles an hour.

  37. Mina_Esq says:

    She looks like that virtual assistant from every futuristic movie. She lacks the facial expressions and signs of human emotion, just as Siri would if someone gave her a face.

    • NightOwl says:

      Totally! She seems like the “synths” in Humans with the oddly timed blinking, lack of muscle movement, and modulated voice.

  38. L4frimaire says:

    If you changed the color of that dress to blue, she looks exactly like a wife from the Handmaid’s Tale TV show. That setting looks so fascistic, it’s creepy. Is there anyone who actually admires this unqualified enabler?Under his eye.

  39. Sparky says:

    Her face really does not move!! To me Tiffany is what Ivanka looked like pre-surgery.

    The other day I saw a YouTube video of the Kushner/Trump relationship and I was shocked to see the amount of plastic surgery/botox/personality transplant that Jared has undergone. He was almost unrecognizable. He wasn’t handsome but had a cute guy next door kind of vibe which, as we all know unfortunately too well, that is 180 from where he is now!!

  40. adastraperaspera says:

    In October 2019, Ivanka visited Wichita with Pompeo. They toured the aviation companies and WSU Tech while there. This was when Pompeo was still planning to run for Kansas Senate, so it was actually a campaign trip camouflaged as an Ivanka “workforce development” initiative. The protest blowback is so bad that Ivanka must have cooked up a “commencement speech” to legitimize Trump. But it backfired spectacularly! I grew up in Kansas, my family lives 10 miles away from WSU Tech, and believe me it is strongly Trump country. BUT, it is a Koch Brothers stronghold first, and this seems to me to be a major Koch slapdown on Trump. And of course all the professors and students who said “no way” are instrumental in the rejection of Ivanka as well. For the first time ever, I am ready to change from “cautiously optimistic” to “optimistic” that Biden will win the election!

  41. SerenityByJan says:

    I’m hoping ivanKAREN will spend some of her post White House years behind bars…

  42. MerlinsMom1018 says:

    I used to work for a plastic surgeon. This is just so bad on so many levels. It ain’t gonna be pretty (not that it is now!) when it starts going south. Oof.

  43. holly hobby says:

    I saw it on my twitter feed but did not turn on the volume. The way she talks and her facial features are very weird. I can imagine her cheerfully saying, “yes, we’ll spray tear gas at you if you get to close to us!” The image is very disturbing. It reminds of the tv show “V” with the head alien talking to the masses.

  44. Lanie says:

    This White Pride ”Barbee” reject was part of the plan for her daddy to gas protesters so he could do a photo op at a church he doesn’t attend with a book he’s never read. All because he was too scared to come out of his playpen.

    She’s trash.

  45. shanaynay says:

    Wah, wah, wah! No just go away!

  46. Elizabeth says:

    The face of evil

  47. Barbara says:

    You’re right. 30 seconds was all I could take.